top-of-reddit/2017/03/03-16-2017.md

1. Droids interrupt Darth Vader Interview - 67742

r/funny - u/IHaeTypos - 829 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. He might as well just kill himself - 66389

r/funny - u/mem12791 - 3589 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Mother cat walks through flames 5 times to save her kittens from a building fire in Brooklyn, NY - 62837

r/pics - u/planetsalic - 2779 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. Wearing a green tie on television - 57245

r/gifs - u/IHaeTypos - 1553 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. Just started dating a girl after being single for a long time. My cat was transfixed by the first sight of a bobby pin. - 50476

r/funny - u/ThatBluBlockerGuy - 1370 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. My dad and his best buddy - 50139

r/aww - u/mmmmmmmmichaelscott - 575 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. Very proud mama - 44458

r/aww - u/IHaeTypos - 884 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

8. Rubber, Non-Lethal prison pen. - 43722

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Maca1113 - 3302 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

9. Someone has waited their whole life to write this story - 43705

r/funny - u/qow_ - 626 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

10. This monk just stopped me and my dog in the store to tell me that my dog reminded him of a picture he'd seen on reddit. - 42671

r/pics - u/the_eric - 1657 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

11. Mike Flynn was paid to work for Russia's top cybersecurity firm while he still had top-secret security clearance - 42082

r/politics - u/freewafflecones - 3053 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. Trump Budget Makes It Official: You’re Paying For The Wall, Not Mexico - 41843

r/politics - u/flibbityandflobbity - 6165 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

13. Trump voter James Walker, 31, from Nashville, says: "This is the first step: showing up and being honest." - 41425

r/pics - u/GallowBoob - 4257 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

14. This is definitely what we were promised. - 37039

r/PoliticalHumor - u/owgriswo - 2934 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

15. TIL who 'Mass Effect: Andromeda' developers were using for lipsync - 36130

r/gaming - u/Zmoc - 2683 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

16. My cat thinks he's the couch mechanic. He kicks his feet and slides out from underneath revealing this priceless photo - 31567

r/aww - u/lovesoymilk - 604 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

17. Farm life in Vermont - 30471

r/pics - u/art0on - 1007 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

18. Full moon rising over Mount Hood - 30119

r/pics - u/Charles005 - 402 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

19. That was almost impressive enough for me to abide... - 28240

r/funny - u/Theonlykd - 322 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

20. Lazy cat is just trying to help. - 27012

r/aww - u/derekzimm - 238 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

21. white people utopia metropolis suburb shit - 26417

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/zwonch - 642 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

22. Donald Trump is going to cut Meals on Wheels to pay for Mexican border wall - 25904

r/politics - u/skoalbrother - 3281 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

23. LPT - If you're going to be 20 minutes late for someone, don't say you'll be there in 10 minutes to try and soften it. That will just mean you're late twice. - 25726

r/LifeProTips - u/dairymaid - 1144 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

24. Bracing for impact - 25582

r/gifs - u/namraka - 1037 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

25. Trump Leaves TSM - 25126

r/hearthstone - u/cwl1997 - 879 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

26. FOX NEWS POLL: Bernie Sanders remains the most popular politician in the US - 25106

r/Political_Revolution - u/pplswar - 1468 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

27. 86 mile high volcanic plume on Io, one of Jupiter's moons. Taken by Galileo. - 25090

r/space - u/KermitTheSnail - 499 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

28. I am Vince Gilligan, creator of Breaking Bad and co-creator of Better Call Saul. AMA! - 25066

r/television - u/RealVinceGilligan - 3038 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

29. "Hey, wanna be friends?" - 24689

r/gifs - u/natsdorf - 327 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

30. Driver with choking baby stopped next to police patrol begging for escort to the hospital - 24557

r/gifs - u/w1p3s - 1879 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

31. A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." - 24028

r/Jokes - u/Steiner - 474 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

32. If "Real People" Commercials Were Real Life - 23529

r/videos - u/denMAR - 1426 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

33. Raising a kid is like having your own biggest fan - 23501

r/videos - u/Douggie22 - 841 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

34. Chopping Wood - 23164

r/gifs - u/sumgye - 1164 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

35. We had a ridiculously amazing sunset here in Queenstown, New Zealand the other day and my roommate managed to snap this epic picture from Coronet Peak. [2008 × 1229] @south_of_home - 23036

r/EarthPorn - u/commander-crook - 336 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

36. LPT: Kids understand more than you think. Talk to them about big, important things, and use real terms. They'll ask questions if they need to (sometimes dozens of them). They'll learn interesting things and build vocabulary, and it makes them feel special. - 21938

r/LifeProTips - u/reluctantblogger - 1175 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

37. Another injustice - 21734

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/oldsoulkt - 1438 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

38. Air India, 1970s - 21616

r/OldSchoolCool - u/avilashajoshi - 1138 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

39. What's getting cut in Trump's budget - 21604

r/dataisbeautiful - u/Prince-Akeem - 6333 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

40. Good on you, grandma! - 21361

r/wholesomememes - u/GallowBoob - 533 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

41. TIL that in the 1st episode of 30 Rock, after Jack discusses how he developed the Trivection oven, GE ran an ad during commercial break to make sure the audience knew it was a real product, not something writers made up as a joke for the show. - 20815

r/todayilearned - u/TheWizard01 - 993 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

42. Sir Patrick Stewart has revealed he uses medical marijuana daily to help his arthritis - 19536

r/trees - u/ruph0us - 428 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

43. I've met smarter carrots, but he is still my buddy. - 19479

r/gifs - u/jgoodm - 309 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

44. MRW I hear about another celebrity nude leak - 19435

r/reactiongifs - u/BillytheMagicToilet - 1028 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

45. Netflix Is Replacing Its Star Ratings With Thumbs Ups and Thumbs Downs - 19292

r/movies - u/fleckes - 2156 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

46. FOX NEWS POLL: Bernie Sanders remains the most popular politician in the US - 18948

r/SandersForPresident - u/pplswar - 826 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

47. Bam Margera is back on a skateboard and sober - 18907

r/UpliftingNews - u/EnhShamBH - 1259 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

48. meirl - 18679

r/meirl - u/dankshitposterized - 201 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

49. 11 year old starts 'Books N Bros' club to promote literacy among his peers - 18363

r/books - u/not_a_octopus - 462 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

50. "I'm single" - 18113

r/gifs - u/GallowBoob - 780 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

51. Long exposure photograph I took of this morning’s 2:00am Falcon 9 launch from Kennedy Space Center's launchpad 39A - 17464

r/space - u/johnkphotos - 358 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

52. Breaking: Trump assistant Sebastian Gorka swore a loyalty oath to a Hungarian Nazi group and failed to disclose this on his immigration application. His citizenship could be revoked. - 17213

r/EnoughTrumpSpam - u/ghqwertt - 748 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

53. Russia seeks to declare Jehovah's Witnesses an extremist group - 16981

r/worldnews - u/traft00 - 1727 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

54. 1,500 acid attacks have been recorded in London since 2011 - 16732

r/worldnews - u/god_im_bored - 3333 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

55. The Zelda team really went wild - 16047

r/gaming - u/mrissaoussama - 576 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

56. Art imitates Life - 16028

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/PyrokidSosa - 191 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

57. Incredible Kronosaurus fossil discovery - 16013

r/interestingasfuck - u/iBleeedorange - 390 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

58. Flashlight confiscated from prison inmate - 15970

r/mildlyinteresting - u/gasouthern06 - 1151 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

59. Trump when told the biggest losers under 'Trumpcare' would be his own voters: 'Oh, I know' - 15748

r/politics - u/Dark_Grim - 1356 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

60. Guy in the bathroom stall next to me was wimpering and crying.... - 15520

r/AdviceAnimals - u/rapistoftheinfirmed - 865 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

61. I got it, I got it...FLOOOP - 15312

r/aww - u/HopeSandoval - 110 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

62. My Titan X died 2 days after my 30 day return period. Nvidia sent me a 1080TI plus the difference in price for the inconvenience of it failing and buying it shortly before the 1080TI :) - 15249

r/pcmasterrace - u/Saimyosho - 827 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

63. Turkish minister claims 'holy wars will soon begin in Europe' - 15199

r/worldnews - u/sth-nl - 3787 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

64. They know who we are.. - 14483

r/gaming - u/mira24 - 252 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

65. Blizz, you need to chill. I wasn't even going to pick him! - 14333

r/Overwatch - u/nomad016 - 319 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

66. TIL that Abraham Lincoln was an elite wrestler in his days before politics. He once challenged a crowd, saying, "I’m the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns.” The challenge went unanswered. - 14229

r/todayilearned - u/RJNavarrete - 934 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

67. I honestly dont know - 13877

r/creepy - u/Madman4sale - 959 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

68. The river was angry that day, my friends - 13841

r/Unexpected - u/Dolphin_Gokkun - 548 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

69. I admitted to my boyfriend that I had recently found out that my great grandpa was an SS officer and he said he wouldn't hold it against me. This morning he made me breakfast... - 13790

r/funny - u/emzieees - 1007 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

70. Let them eat diamonds - 13632

r/LateStageCapitalism - u/schoolboy43 - 783 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

71. Newly declassified high-speed footage shows the point of impact in a nuclear airburst test - 13590

r/interestingasfuck - u/Ayy_2_Brute - 778 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

72. looks like fun - 13525

r/gifs - u/Keon_9 - 201 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

73. Hometown zip code, t-shirt, race number, finishing time -- all 33607 - 12683

r/nevertellmetheodds - u/Sneaky-Goat - 359 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

74. A politician in India wants to make sanitary pads tax free - 12625

r/TwoXChromosomes - u/susanss2015 - 439 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

75. TIL how to crossfit. - 12582

r/WTF - u/Rownik - 498 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

76. What are you eating?! - 12376

r/funny - u/TomahawkKevin - 195 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

77. My aunt is marrying a sheriff. Their invitation nearly gave everyone a heart attack. - 12323

r/pics - u/EXSUPERVILLAIN - 482 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

78. Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK): "But we ought to take all this stuff that comes out of the EPA that's brainwashing our kids, that is propaganda, things that aren't true, allegations." No, you cretin. The only brainwashing is done by your side, when you tell children that climate change is "up for debate." - 11825

r/esist - u/71tsiser - 579 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

79. 🔥🔥"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!" - The ants in my yard don't play. [OC]🔥🔥 - 11774

r/NatureIsFuckingLit - u/ItsMathematics - 377 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

80. Okay Jeffy... - 11758

r/rickandmorty - u/droctagonapus - 111 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

81. I built a Wi-Fi controllable Infinity Mirror Coffee Table including a USB charger from scratch - 11709

r/DIY - u/SchrompSchromp - 418 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

82. Super Smoothie - 11576

r/comics - u/human_punchline - 141 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

83. Live like you're busting into your dad's BBC interview - 11495

r/gifs - u/jki394 - 246 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

84. Cup Stacking World Record - 10823

r/whitepeoplegifs - u/DanielBenjaminOrris - 575 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

85. Pack lite when traveling - 10811

r/guns - u/chentedaniel - 1409 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

86. He went COMPLETELY the other way. - 10753

r/PrequelMemes - u/SportsInSpace - 171 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

87. How a Vancouver pub 'annoyed an entire country' with a poorly poured pint of Guinness - 10661

r/nottheonion - u/Public_Fucking_Media - 1151 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

88. You Are A Male Supremacist - 10648

r/TumblrInAction - u/noodle_babe - 1336 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

89. McDonald's new marketing campaign is strange. - 10612

r/CorporateFacepalm - u/Recon0212 - 1069 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

90. Corgi races are a thing - 10576

r/MadeMeSmile - u/mike_pants - 228 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

91. The Trumpblican Bible. - 10358

r/MarchAgainstTrump - u/Drelikethat - 539 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

92. Those damn bundles of sticks 😡😡😡😡 - 10358

r/dankmemes - u/Redlif - 473 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

93. Becoming an adult. - 10113

r/funny - u/HertOfGold - 608 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

94. I'm a little ashamed, but at least I got my PC build to work. - 9547

r/AdviceAnimals - u/chrisrayn - 440 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

95. Are you guys silly? - 9517

r/videos - u/JODYHIGHROLLER1 - 563 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

96. Dating is hard when you're 29, live in Kansas, and don't like children - 9182

r/Tinder - u/UsefulSchism - 931 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

97. The cuckaroos over at r/jontron think Jon commited career suicide for speaking out against cultural Marxism,give our boy some love - 9074

r/The_Donald - u/NickThe_Greek - 471 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

98. Thunderous landing - 8949

r/oddlysatisfying - u/AdamE89 - 121 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

99. ELI5: The calculation which dictates the universe is 73% dark energy 23% dark matter 4% ordinary matter. - 8835

r/explainlikeimfive - u/eggn00dles - 704 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

100. Pokemon battles feel more epic than they actually look - Pokemon Sun Playthrough (OC) - 8772

r/pokemon - u/JHallComics - 213 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

101. THIS is a knife - 8758

r/pics - u/xsited1 - 348 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

102. More Amy Schumer! Blames "subreddits" for her bad reviews of her Netflix Special. - 8738

r/pussypassdenied - u/DeafandMutePenguin - 1687 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

103. Oklahoma state senator found with boy in motel charged with prostitution - 8609

r/news - u/OtherWisdom - 929 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

104. me irl - 8520

r/me_irl - u/JormanDollan - 57 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

105. I was told you guys would appreciate this! - 8424

r/Superbowl - u/PM_ME_YOUR_LOVE_PLZ - 36 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

106. The Subaquatic Struggle - 8354

r/AccidentalRenaissance - u/simonbellamy - 113 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

107. "And this, my friends, is called pollution" - 8318

r/facepalm - u/mujmato - 374 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

108. Do your worst - 8022

r/RoastMe - u/Kawaiishy - 1683 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

109. This sub is a big fucking mess - 7719

r/The_Donald - u/jburgers127 - 210 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

110. FARAGE INTERVIEWS LE PEN. 80% downvotes last time. DONT FAIL ME. - 7601

r/The_Donald - u/MemeWarVeterann - 319 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

111. Low elo games in a nutshell - 7590

r/Overwatch - u/lea87crzz - 307 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

112. MRW somebody suggests a solution by starting it off with "If everyone in the world just..." - 7559

r/reactiongifs - u/Grumphump - 196 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

113. me_irl - 7551

r/me_irl - u/Jawz4Lyfe - 248 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

114. Remember the first EO? Well, now 5 Judges are saying that they made a mistake and the Presidents Order should have been upheld because that court is not following its own previous precedents it set! BYBEE, KOZINSKI, CALLAHAN, BEA, and IKUTA Dissent previous ruling! - 7224

r/The_Donald - u/devchaube - 335 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

115. What are some fun things to do indoors with your SO that aren't sleeping, sex, or Netflix? - 7100

r/AskReddit - u/Baka_MD - 3992 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

116. Riot needs to have a Zero Tolerance policy with lack of payment to contracted players. - 6914

r/leagueoflegends - u/MelGibsonDerp - 304 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

117. If humans put a mirror in space 1,000 light years away, when observed we can see how the earth was 2,000 years ago. - 6900

r/Showerthoughts - u/Tesht - 714 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

118. The Donald in the Navy - 6882

r/tumblr - u/mike_pants - 215 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

119. Back to my childhood's room and saw this again. Was drawn with a pencil by a friend of mine 15 years ago - 6667

r/mildlyinteresting - u/royasoolin - 224 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

120. Russell Westbrook with the ridiculous bounce pass to Oladipo in transition - 6627

r/nba - u/Splash2ndcousin - 609 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

121. The Expanse Renewed for Season 3 - 6534

r/TheExpanse - u/gastoner - 522 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

122. Timber. - 6349

r/funny - u/Ed_Sykes - 71 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

123. Rojo eating a banana mid game - 6297

r/soccer - u/gemifra - 693 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

124. THAT'LL SHOW 'EM - 6291

r/madlads - u/ryanb- - 520 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

125. me irl - 6224

r/me_irl - u/Zerquix18 - 108 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

126. Noisy Gif. - 5652

r/gifs - u/RemorsefulArsonist - 269 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

127. Amazon is going to kill more American jobs than China did - 5608

r/Futurology - u/butwhocare_s - 870 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

128. Lucky guy just cheat death. - 5574

r/gifs - u/attheisstt - 469 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

129. If I say I've been great, I've been good. If I say I've been good, I'm doing alright. And If I say I'm doing alright, I'm no where near alright. - 5434

r/Showerthoughts - u/Nowthetimeas - 214 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

130. I Love Dick - 5402

r/trashy - u/pumpkinbread987 - 120 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

131. Swiss delivery woman becomes accomplice in mail bombing - 5355

r/Overwatch - u/MotchDev - 157 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

132. Spotify should implement a "Never play this song" feature - 5136

r/Showerthoughts - u/mommylovesme2 - 343 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

133. A man rides a bus in Durban, meant for white passengers only,in resistance to South Africa’s apartheid policies 1986 - 5042

r/OldSchoolCool - u/thequeenpersephone - 356 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

134. Forget something? - 5040

r/nonononoyes - u/Dommyem - 199 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

135. Sun shining on my black beard. - 4587

r/beards - u/phillybeardo - 244 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

136. What's the matter compressor? - 4504

r/futurama - u/HM_THE_KING - 67 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

137. Type 2 diabetes can be cured in four months — if you cut calories and exercise, research shows - 4381

r/science - u/flibbityandflobbity - 448 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

138. Petition to strip Congress of their healthcare reaches almost 400K signatures - 4258

r/politics - u/creme_oner - 173 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

139. Man rescues blind dog lost in woods for 8 days, then turns down reward - 4159

r/UpliftingNews - u/rocky199114 - 100 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

140. 3rd deck view on an ocean liner during a bad storm - 4143

r/gifs - u/sumgye - 211 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

141. Skadoodle Current Health State - 3819

r/GlobalOffensive - u/TheOneAW - 468 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

142. I found that complaint in the concrete about the concrete, and bought some moss to put next to it. - 3764

r/mildlyinteresting - u/shockandawwcute - 125 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

143. Making last minute changes - 3598

r/CollegeBasketball - u/lmm_3 - 241 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

144. He might as well just kill himself - 3290

r/whitepeoplegifs - u/GallowBoob - 303 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

145. Why are you doing this? - 3288

r/reallifedoodles - u/sooperdavid - 36 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

146. A 180 with my camera ;) - 3079

r/RealGirls - u/sarah-xxx - 62 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

147. Amy Schumers sad instagram post - 2861

r/sadcringe - u/kindofspring - 671 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

148. Hoo man, towel please - 2769

r/AnimalsBeingBros - u/TheNutsCracker - 45 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

149. HBO Now has no chill when it comes to naming categories. - 2698

r/movies - u/Ohsewnerdy - 118 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

150. How I see that guy with two Dawnbreakers on the front page. - 2629

r/skyrim - u/Oswalt - 50 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

151. Cops in fiction and non fiction - 2426

r/ImGoingToHellForThis - u/tnethacker - 20 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

152. xPecake on riot OCE and TM's response to TM situation. - 2347

r/leagueoflegends - u/dingo-sniper - 209 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

153. 'Several hurt' in French school shooting - BBC News - 2171

r/worldnews - u/MissingLink101 - 521 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

154. TIL of Oliver Sipple, a gay marine who saved President Gerald Ford in an assassination attempt but was then publicly outed as gay, causing him to become estranged from his family, drink heavily, gain 300 pounds (140 kilograms), and finally die at the age of just 47. - 1815

r/todayilearned - u/paulisthewalrus - 61 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

155. Selena Gomez - 1807

r/Celebs - u/thegrindhouse - 43 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

156. "A wall is a hell of a lot better than a war." -Donald J. Trump - 1698

r/The_Donald - u/secreted_uranus - 37 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

157. Me when playing Fallout, or any open world game. - 1459

r/gaming - u/VauIt-Tec - 64 Comments - Top position achieved: 19