top-of-reddit/2017/05/05-05-2017.md

1. Haters will say it's fake - 93925

r/funny - u/IHaeTypos - 1625 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

2. The Store owners smart dog does this to all customers... - 67443

r/aww - u/zehnen - 1967 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

3. Ooooh! He's tryin! - 66838

r/pics - u/boatcock - 905 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

4. "Sit. Good boy." - 66203

r/gifs - u/natsdorf - 522 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. Scientology facilities in Tennessee closed after police find patients held against their will - 65448

r/news - u/jonisen22 - 4210 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. I find it crazy that this is a thing in the U.S. - 58355

r/AdviceAnimals - u/Afanadord - 2507 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. Fluffy Scottish Highland Calf - 54325

r/aww - u/waffleboss - 196 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

8. Japan's manhole covers are beautiful - 48695

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Tombo_64 - 1100 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

9. Snowboarding in style - 47700

r/gifs - u/Whoshabooboo - 1003 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. Oh dear, I seem to have... - 46874

r/pics - u/white_butterfly1 - 683 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

11. Dog Restoration - 43869

r/pics - u/2dubs1bro - 1755 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. a pair of ducks were kind enough to stay still during my 20 second exposure of the Milky Way - 42385

r/pics - u/aryeh95 - 959 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

13. History Will Remember These 217 House Republicans for Their Inhumanity - 39685

r/politics - u/cambrairt - 5257 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

14. blue whale, 75 ft boat for scale - 38915

r/pics - u/mybustersword - 1101 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

15. Saw this homeless man casually playing Xbox at Target. - 38681

r/gaming - u/Living-Ghost - 2277 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

16. Cleaning a monkey - 37313

r/aww - u/emoposer - 841 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

17. Trump supporters... - 36038

r/MarchAgainstTrump - u/cereal-reposta - 2963 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

18. pretty much - 35803

r/LateStageCapitalism - u/athleticthighs - 712 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

19. Arcade Hero - 33800

r/gaming - u/clostridium_dead - 1756 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

20. Why wage war when you can dance? - 33725

r/gaming - u/DarthSatoris - 912 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

21. House Republican didn’t know the health care bill he voted for could cost his state $3 billion - 33698

r/politics - u/71tsiser - 2539 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

22. TIL that Stan Lee's eyesight has deteriorated to the point where he can no longer read comic books. - 33617

r/todayilearned - u/Sazazezer - 1775 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

23. $700,000 raised to unseat Republicans who voted for AHCA in the 7 hours following the vote - 33211

r/esist - u/athleticthighs - 1249 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

24. A true hero. - 33075

r/gifs - u/Tectonic_Cat - 899 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

25. Grabbed her right in the pussy - 32622

r/gifs - u/2dubs1bro - 2945 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

26. What kinda black magic is this? - 31494

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/DrDraculaConstantine - 731 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

27. My friend went to an Intel Building yesterday, they have vending machines for computer parts - 31490

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Glumbot - 1175 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

28. Thanks to a decline in homophobia, straight men are now better able to embrace "bromances" with other men -- which the study describes as being "more emotionally intimate, physically demonstrative, and based upon unrivaled trust and cohesion compared to their other friendships". - 31172

r/science - u/drewiepoodle - 2054 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

29. Republicans officially delete their promise to protect pre-existing conditions, purging the promise from their website. - 30588

r/esist - u/SallyYatesIsAHero - 1170 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

30. Rick and Morty get stuck in a gif loop. - 29338

r/rickandmorty - u/MrTechnohawk - 356 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

31. Recently visited Palo Duro Canyon in Texas, the gift shop was selling arrow heads made by ACTUAL Indians - 28805

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Cownye - 858 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

32. When you realize that Prequel and Sequel memes share a mod - 28797

r/PrequelMemes - u/CaptainRegor - 467 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

33. Guard rail saves the day - 28025

r/nonononoyes - u/FlashyWoodenTurd - 890 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

34. Who am I kidding? If I had super powers, I'd probably squander them just like I did my real-life potential. - 27854

r/Showerthoughts - u/b4ux1t3 - 1416 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

35. Moved some cabinets at the office, a mouse had stored whole M&Ms in one corner and the "shelled" remains on the other over the winter - 27733

r/mildlyinteresting - u/GoldenLeaf167 - 864 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

36. blue whale, 75 ft boat for scale - 27188

r/interestingasfuck - u/mybustersword - 639 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

37. My husband is having a thing - 27010

r/TwoXChromosomes - u/GreatAndEminentSage - 1437 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

38. At FDA, TVs now turned to Fox News and can't be switched - 26368

r/politics - u/readerseven - 2484 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

39. Ukraine bans Steven Seagal as threat to national security - 25467

r/nottheonion - u/micaredi - 1314 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

40. Dunkirk - Official Trailer 2 - 25042

r/movies - u/sanchez_ - 3230 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

41. Maybe all those 1UP's aren't good after all. - 24351

r/gaming - u/emo-in-a-pink-onsie - 407 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

42. Anon has a serious question - 23661

r/4chan - u/SlamJamWarrior - 339 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

43. T_D user blames reddit for deleting a popular post and receives several thousand upvotes. Later finds out that this post was actually removed by T_D mods. Complains and gets permabanned. Mods actively delete all mentions of their removing the post. - 23502

r/SubredditDrama - u/ihave_problems - 2596 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

44. This clay sculpture fell perfectly flat on its face, and looks pissed about it - 23065

r/funny - u/Tefallio - 394 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

45. Fight club - 21999

r/funny - u/HelloItsMeUrLookin4 - 444 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

46. me🍕irl - 21827

r/me_irl - u/Flipschtik - 331 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

47. TIL that home-brewing beer or wine with an ABV greater than 0.5% was illegal until 1978 when President Jimmy Carter deregulated home-brewing. This led to the craft beer industry we know today. - 21536

r/todayilearned - u/gucciman666 - 694 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

48. That relief - 21351

r/WTF - u/onlysame1 - 1887 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

49. N Korea claims CIA plot to kill Kim Jong-un - 20443

r/worldnews - u/combatjohnny - 2627 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

50. Navy SEAL killed in action in Somalia: A US military official confirmed that this is the first US service member killed in action in Somalia since 1993, when two Black Hawk helicopters were shot down and 18 American soldiers were killed in the Battle for Mogadishu. - 20293

r/worldnews - u/Neo2199 - 2314 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

51. Mission Completed - 20168

r/aww - u/danceder - 149 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

52. Curiosity went too deep - 19812

r/instant_regret - u/GallowBoob - 232 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

53. Those First 5 Days.. - 19702

r/funny - u/footballfame - 96 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

54. Honey, could you get me the receipt for Mario Kart? I need to take it back to the store... - 19642

r/gaming - u/albo_underhill - 690 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

55. Just double checking - 19281

r/BikiniBottomTwitter - u/brownmeetsworld - 570 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

56. French rugby player who knocked referee unconscious receives life ban, still faces civil lawsuit from referee he attacked. - 19263

r/sports - u/senor_limones - 1292 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

57. Shotguns in games - 19200

r/gaming - u/Zabramovich - 1250 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

58. Finally finished our office mural. One day too late... - 19129

r/StarWars - u/piefection - 263 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

59. When ever someone says, "Spend your money on experiences, not things.", they're making a strong case for recreational drug use. - 18669

r/Showerthoughts - u/IronyAddict - 1011 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

60. MRW I stayed up all night to study for my final exam but ended up playing Fallout for 10 hours - 18427

r/reactiongifs - u/Slowface - 479 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

61. I think this belongs here.. - 17759

r/justneckbeardthings - u/foof182 - 182 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

62. Both couldn't fucking care less - 17687

r/StoppedWorking - u/GallowBoob - 341 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

63. Excuse me, Officer Allegedly? - 17574

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/JuicyKnee - 441 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

64. U.S. will lose jobs if it quits Paris climate deal: U.N. The United States will shoot itself in the foot if it quits the Paris climate accord because China, India and Europe will snap up the best power sector jobs in future. - 17413

r/Futurology - u/Wagamaga - 1705 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

65. PsBattle: This Fox, Mid-Jump - 17057

r/photoshopbattles - u/Navi_SHUTTHEFUCKUP - 251 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

66. This is what a tiny rock hitting your naked spaceship does. That's why the Space Station has armour - Chris Hadfield - 17039

r/space - u/The-SpaceGuy - 602 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

67. Protect the pupper - 16410

r/wholesomememes - u/Adleemus - 112 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

68. Venezuelan tanks plow through crowds as 2-month protest continues - 16391

r/worldnews - u/dcismia - 2279 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

69. Let me Road Rage on this car - 16183

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/2dubs1bro - 710 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

70. Blade's gay younger brother butter knife - 15172

r/funny - u/Ta2punk - 429 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

71. Love you baby - 15137

r/cringepics - u/N3MO_ - 225 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

72. What were the "facts" you learned in school, that are no longer true? - 15070

r/AskReddit - u/ravenQ - 17251 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

73. This persons license plate is the hex code for the exact shade of blue their car is. - 15008

r/mildlyinteresting - u/DirtBasedSoap - 421 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

74. Rainbow Road - 14960

r/comics - u/lolnein - 187 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

75. Cake glaze with spiderweb effect - 14950

r/oddlysatisfying - u/aloofloofah - 323 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

76. [Image] Love, according to Bob Marley. - 14571

r/GetMotivated - u/KarlOveKnau - 560 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

77. TIL Scientology leader David Miscavige's mother-in-law was found dead with three gunshot wounds to the chest and one to the head. Her death was ruled a suicide. - 14414

r/todayilearned - u/harleyeaston - 878 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

78. At 12 years old, she doesn't zoom like she used to, but she surely tries. - 14343

r/Zoomies - u/Totallynoti - 159 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

79. After 10 years i think i finished my Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 park - 14152

r/gaming - u/I-am-Prime - 578 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

80. UPVOTE THIS IF PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS SHOULD BE INCLUDED IN TRUMPS HEALTHCARE PLAN. - 14023

r/MarchAgainstTrump - u/luck_panda - 389 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

81. How do we know the earth isn't flat? - 13903

r/Jokes - u/Lol_at_your_comment - 376 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

82. Japan has the best toys - 13802

r/Unexpected - u/DIA13OLICAL - 207 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

83. Guy found a fully stocked underground safe house. - 13772

r/videos - u/DatJoeBoy - 1591 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

84. Happy to see Jenna is publicly declaring it! - 13643

r/DunderMifflin - u/aldeki - 330 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

85. American ingenuity - 13611

r/funny - u/gangbangkang - 566 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

86. Was I always this broken and didn't know it? - 13525

r/AdviceAnimals - u/Pure_Reason - 439 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

87. goodboy? heck, i havent heard that name in years... - 13366

r/rarepuppers - u/frrodooodooo - 86 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

88. I have a degenerative eye disease, I am losing all of my central vision. Today I had an ERG (electroretinogram) and I couldn't help but feel Cyberpunk! Here's to dreaming of cybernetic eyes!!! - 13259

r/Cyberpunk - u/ObsoleteOtter - 484 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

89. [Image] Bob Ross on Hate - 13113

r/GetMotivated - u/catch22milo - 254 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

90. Yeah, good idea there. - 12037

r/CrappyDesign - u/SoonerVillage - 234 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

91. Fox News radio reporter sues broadcaster for being 'fired 24 hours after contacting complaint hotline' - 11705

r/news - u/SimulationMe - 589 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

92. A satellite's view of the lightning in last weekend's massive storm system. - 11502

r/woahdude - u/GOES-R - 251 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

93. This meme was inspired by actual events. - 11453

r/dankmemes - u/MemeViewer1234 - 142 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

94. LPT : One 18 inch pizza is more pizza than two 12 inch pizzas. - 11319

r/LifeProTips - u/rakibulremon - 1338 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

95. Our school was gonna fire 6 teachers so we are now on strike 😂😂😂 (forgot flair - repost) - 10770

r/teenagers - u/RC_1309 - 1790 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

96. Yoda is a Mexican stereotype. - 10770

r/quityourbullshit - u/lydocia - 555 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

97. True - 10719

r/memes - u/unexpectedjorre - 177 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

98. Who ya gonna call? - 10682

r/reallifedoodles - u/FomBBK - 88 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

99. My boyfriend wanted a Star Wars tattoo for may the 4th and insisted he wear all his gear. I gave my artist a heads up and this happened. - 10608

r/StarWars - u/sowhycantitouchit - 237 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

100. Yoda is a Mexican stereotype? - 10602

r/facepalm - u/godtierjerker - 277 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

101. Star Wars with Tommy Wiseau - Oh hi Mark - 10330

r/videos - u/Unusual__Suspect - 303 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

102. Certain women will not date a guy who lives with his mom, but will date a guy who lives with his wife. - 10260

r/Showerthoughts - u/agronome1 - 646 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

103. This might fit better on r/nosleep because holy fuck - 10102

r/madlads - u/toenails_or_boredom - 193 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

104. Rebloodicans - 10065

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/HassanBlackside - 334 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

105. Choker. - 10057

r/RealGirls - u/windofthewest - 135 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

106. 🔥 blue whale, 75' boat for reference - 10049

r/NatureIsFuckingLit - u/Pirate_Redbeard - 214 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

107. This hotel will offer seclusion for sorcerers - 9985

r/evilbuildings - u/malgoya - 198 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

108. He has a point. - 9982

r/pics - u/zehnen - 258 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

109. The Circle of Life has some overlaps - 9945

r/HighQualityGifs - u/unfadingbigfoot - 216 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

110. I was raped. Thanks to Republicans, I could be denied insurance for surviving. - 9724

r/politics - u/IAmNotTheEnemy - 1186 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

111. You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If it sinks it's girl ant, - 9712

r/Jokes - u/Woofasaurus - 362 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

112. cruisin' down the street in my el camino - 9420

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/PopPunkKid579 - 151 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

113. Janice would like to help but cannot - 8918

r/oldpeoplefacebook - u/ten_yachtz - 142 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

114. Sexy [by EnzoComics] - 8906

r/pcmasterrace - u/JB2199 - 265 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

115. This ratty enjoying a corn chip - 8870

r/Eyebleach - u/iveroi - 112 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

116. IamA private tutor to the children of the lawyers, doctors, and executives of NYC. Basically, I get paid $140/hr to do science experiments with kids! - 8846

r/IAmA - u/solinaceae - 1185 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

117. VERIFIED: Macron has secret bank account in The Cayman Islands. 4chan is hunting him down as we speak! - 8657

r/The_Donald - u/theflanimal - 576 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

118. I don't think that's something you should be proud of. - 8639

r/CrappyDesign - u/Amp87 - 136 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

119. Sunset At The Pyramids - 8160

r/pics - u/Bolzenschneider - 123 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

120. Entire front page of TD right now has not a single post about "Trumpcare". The censorship is real. - 8101

r/BannedFromThe_Donald - u/biaxialfungus28 - 939 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

121. Trumpcare wins! - 7971

r/toosoon - u/Antranik - 103 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

122. LPT: (young adults and below). Adults in authority are by no means infallible. I grew up thinking every teacher was always right, all parental advice was always sound, opinions totally valid. It's not true, everyone is human, and makes mistakes, don't be afraid to deviate from their thinking/advice. - 7687

r/LifeProTips - u/MaryCockinns - 498 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

123. meirl - 7675

r/meirl - u/thisisnotaboutagirl - 48 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

124. The 13th Warrior (1999) - A loose re-telling of Beowulf style mythos, was largely remembered as a financial and critical failure. Despite a lack-luster trailer, this movie deserves a second look and is worth watching. - 7565

r/movies - u/Zornkrieger - 1172 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

125. /u/andrewk77, the guy who won an LG G6 from Android Authority on March 5, finally received it today - Just 5 days after making the Reddit post that got to the front page - 7315

r/Android - u/aylam_ao - 219 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

126. So we should nuke Detroit? - 7309

r/ImGoingToHellForThis - u/SoldierOfForeskin - 134 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

127. Netflix censored Bill Nye episode to remove segment about biological basis for gender - 7240

r/videos - u/burgerlover69 - 3810 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

128. Stop Working, I Wanna Play With You! - 6956

r/aww - u/danceder - 103 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

129. Turn around - 6883

r/BiggerThanYouThought - u/triplemorningstar2 - 189 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

130. [Image] This is my 92 year old Great Grandfather. I've been his primary caregiver for 3 years now. He was diagnosed with dementia and Alzheimer's 10 years ago. If he can smile, so can you. - 6858

r/GetMotivated - u/TrippyWentLucio - 254 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

131. Insurance agent discovers client has pre-existing condition (2017, colorized) - 6277

r/fakehistoryporn - u/BryceMuldoon - 69 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

132. A few days ago a sniper from the Dutch Special Intervention Unit came into a student dorm to get a better overview [1200x1600] - 6217

r/MilitaryPorn - u/adriaan13 - 408 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

133. YSK: That you shouldn't let wounds "air out" - 5835

r/YouShouldKnow - u/NurseTootsieRoll - 584 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

134. laser-fading jean machine - 5779

r/mechanical_gifs - u/cresquin - 323 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

135. HMB while I ride this golf cart - 5692

r/holdmybeer - u/BunyipPouch - 93 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

136. Macron campaign emails appear to be leaked online - 5476

r/worldnews - u/mjk1093 - 2932 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

137. Man stops his car in traffic to shepherd a family of ducks away from the road - 4908

r/HumansBeingBros - u/IHaeTypos - 154 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

138. Repurposing my childhood playset into a bedside phone dock - 4543

r/DIY - u/Awesomesauce1492 - 377 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

139. Karen Gillan - 4410

r/gentlemanboners - u/iwaspeachykeen - 73 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

140. Frost cat - 3999

r/Rainbow6 - u/shurueder - 159 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

141. Fire Who? ‘The Late Show’ Just Scored Best Ratings Since Premiere - 3892

r/politics - u/ny92 - 506 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

142. My pet Chimpanzee is the exact market Blizzard is aiming for. - 3378

r/hearthstone - u/4THOT - 244 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

143. [Slater] Klay Thompson not worried about finding a good time in Salt Lake City: "I go by the saying: 'Only boring people get bored'" - 3093

r/nba - u/forzadepor13 - 400 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

144. Ruth Lee, a hostess at a Chinese restaurant, flies a Chinese flag so she isn’t mistaken for Japanese when she sunbathes on her days off in Miami, in the wake of the attack on Pearl Harbor, Dec. 15, 1941 [2998 × 2392] - 2731

r/HistoryPorn - u/HeartlessBitchLOL - 174 Comments - Top position achieved: 21