top-of-reddit/2017/05/05-14-2017.md

1. Forgot to reposition the camera to take a jump pic, looks like we hung ourselves - 94692

r/funny - u/Gravitom - 1483 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

2. This is democracy manifest. - 87111

r/pics - u/Shwinstet - 6208 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. My little lady turned 20 this week. Supposedly that's 100 in human years - 74841

r/aww - u/mel012 - 1142 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

4. Typical Female Armor - 66824

r/gaming - u/throatfrog - 2443 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. Prison break bunny - 59388

r/gifs - u/iBleeedorange - 1062 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. Father throws chair at judge after the driver that killed his 2-year-old daughter and her grandparents in a car accident only got 120 hours of community service - 58208

r/videos - u/callmemoonlight - 8782 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. To all the mothers who put up with our shit. Happy Mothers Day! - 57913

r/funny - u/augkiller - 1822 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

8. Saw this kid casually walking home from school and now he's my new hero - 57102

r/gaming - u/OsQsk8 - 1065 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

9. Who says Germans have no sense of humor? - 54880

r/pics - u/iBleeedorange - 1314 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

10. A panorama taken while rolling down a hill - 46749

r/pics - u/jickyickes - 748 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

11. How a cat makes footprints - 44140

r/interestingasfuck - u/-theLunarMartian- - 848 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. This baby went looking for his mom when she didn't return from her nightly prowl. When he found her in this live trap, he got as close as he could and fell asleep.... (note: I released Mom from this trap and they went on their merry way) - 43683

r/pics - u/Reporter_at_large - 1517 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

13. How a cat makes footprints - 38337

r/aww - u/Panda_911 - 898 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

14. A violent boxing match - 37874

r/gifs - u/Shwinstet - 594 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

15. So it begins - 37740

r/funny - u/arg6531 - 997 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

16. Poll: 78 Percent think Russian investigation should be independent - 37343

r/politics - u/cyanocittaetprocyon - 1916 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

17. Can we play please? - 34975

r/aww - u/-theLunarMartian- - 553 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

18. We've all done it - 34897

r/pics - u/JiveMonkey - 596 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

19. Tripping on the moon - 32497

r/space - u/Fizrock - 1206 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

20. Protestors chant Nazi phrases, wield torches near Confederate statue in Charlottesville, Va. - 31204

r/news - u/hopopo - 8376 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

21. TIL that drug companies often use two narrators in their commercials. A stern and confident voice is used to describe the benefits of the drug, while a calm and soothing voice is used to describe the harmful side effects - 30851

r/todayilearned - u/Soupreem - 1212 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

22. I hate a person who does something stupid when driving but when they put their hand up to apologize i immediately feel that it is just a good person in an unfortunate situation - 30414

r/Showerthoughts - u/a__dead__man - 1032 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

23. 10/10 - 28480

r/dankmemes - u/Zeustah- - 178 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

24. Happy old dude - 28414

r/aww - u/kiiirsten - 175 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

25. He was trying to hit the bucket of drinks next to his mom - 28021

r/instant_regret - u/GallowBoob - 761 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

26. Republicans in N.C. Senate cut education funding — but only in Democratic districts. Really. - 27684

r/politics - u/myellabella - 1735 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

27. My local bar isn't fucking around anymore - 27601

r/funny - u/Chicken_Wing - 427 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

28. ohh shit. - 27331

r/Unexpected - u/akshat_b - 342 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

29. Just bought a safe for valuables... luckily, Fallout has taught me exactly what I should put in. - 26791

r/gaming - u/jhankm1 - 572 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

30. Middle school coded language - 26178

r/mildlyinteresting - u/OddkidMHMD - 732 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

31. I think I'm in there - 26150

r/Tinder - u/Forgotten_Strategos - 253 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

32. I have sex daily. - 26063

r/funny - u/charlieray - 247 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

33. FCC Filings Overwhelmingly Support Net Neutrality Once Spam is Removed [Data Analysis] - 26003

r/technology - u/JFoss117 - 615 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

34. The Fight AND Flight Response. - 25973

r/funny - u/zmarotrix - 532 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

35. Atomic trampoline - 24036

r/educationalgifs - u/NITRISS - 486 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

36. TIL that an attempt to set the Guinness World Record for the world’s most expensive cocktail was thwarted when a customer dropped and broke the bottle of Cognac that was worth $77,000 - 23916

r/todayilearned - u/sl1878 - 1219 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

37. Trump makes 21st visit to golf course since becoming POTUS - 23377

r/MarchAgainstTrump - u/Meyer_Landsman - 1632 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

38. The 80's were rough - 23219

r/OldSchoolCool - u/DownwindDonkey - 531 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

39. 25 years from now, you're going to have to go to a wedding for a couple of kids named Kylo and Khaleesi. - 22886

r/Showerthoughts - u/fuzzy_merkin - 1425 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

40. Tory MP 'told schoolgirl to "f*** off back to Scotland" when she said she'd vote for independence' - Conservative candidate James Heappey insists foul-mouthed outburst in front of schoolchildren was ‘intended only as a joke’ - 22693

r/worldnews - u/ManiaforBeatles - 2340 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

41. me😬irl - 22560

r/me_irl - u/wildheart_wildermind - 115 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

42. She was just looking for them sexy men eating them wings - 22247

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/CtrlAltDelicous - 547 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

43. Japan is light years ahead of us - 22117

r/WTF - u/noisyturtle - 1105 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

44. A two headed Dolphin - 21946

r/WTF - u/MadMoosee - 694 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

45. Atomic trampoline - 21635

r/woahdude - u/tikotanabi - 434 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

46. A 'loading...' gif animation I made. - 21611

r/oddlysatisfying - u/shotteh22 - 319 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

47. The Clone Army by Stephen Del Grosso - 21342

r/StarWars - u/zerodividedby0 - 354 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

48. TIL the sale of alcohol is forbidden on election days in Norway to prevent VUI (voting under the influence) - 20158

r/todayilearned - u/YourGreatestHit - 822 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

49. The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife... - 19831

r/Jokes - u/daweaselgeek - 888 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

50. Not exactly what this sub is about, but still fits ( X-post r/tumblr) - 18663

r/quityourbullshit - u/BBarnZ - 397 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

51. Tumblr User Loves Bunnies and His Sister - 18383

r/wholesomememes - u/Vesvius - 259 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

52. This very accurate Babadook cosplay. - 18019

r/creepy - u/Qusel - 563 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

53. In honor of Mother's Day - 17830

r/calvinandhobbes - u/gondolacka - 137 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

54. [I Ate] This Sashimi Bowl - 17446

r/food - u/jacobmgibbons - 411 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

55. I see Reddit celebrating the cancellation of 2 Broke Girls - 17364

r/seinfeldgifs - u/boschone - 885 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

56. The Red Pill (2017) - Movie Trailer, When a feminist filmmaker sets out to document the mysterious and polarizing world of the Men’s Rights Movement, she begins to question her own beliefs. - 17353

r/Documentaries - u/Ze-skywalker - 5510 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

57. More states allow sunscreen at schools without doctor’s OK - 17351

r/nottheonion - u/magniatude - 1510 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

58. Kid accidently dunks himself in basketball. - 17338

r/sports - u/Ronitn - 452 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

59. Leo Messi's impressive shirts collection - 17335

r/sports - u/jromeit - 780 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

60. Happy Mother's Day to everyone! - 17228

r/videos - u/Ah_You_So_Stupid - 430 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

61. Just found out my cat of 7 years has lymphoma and the vet doesn't know how lon he has. Every upvote gives him a cuddle and scratchy. - 17170

r/drunk - u/PimemtoCheese - 263 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

62. TIFU by putting a dildo in my gun case (NSFW) - 16815

r/tifu - u/Phosphorescense - 989 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

63. Trump’s voter fraud commission is a shameless white power grab - 16417

r/politics - u/loremipsumchecksum - 2102 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

64. Kind-hearted man goes through 220 pounds of watermelon to make juice for the homeless - 16016

r/HumansBeingBros - u/WaitinOnGST - 572 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

65. Floating among whales - 15735

r/gifs - u/D5R - 458 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

66. TIL that the captain of a United flight had a heart attack mid-flight, and so an off-duty air force captain, Mike Gongol, had to help land the plane, saving 160 lives. He knew he had to help when he heard the PA announcement "are there any non-revenue pilots on board, please ring your call button." - 15695

r/todayilearned - u/benbar21 - 1030 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

67. TIL that on Mother's Day 2015, Pornhub searches for 'MILF' increased by 190% more than usual. [NSFW] - 15048

r/todayilearned - u/gooeymarshmallow - 802 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

68. I couldn't let sleeping dogs lie - 14905

r/AdviceAnimals - u/CrotalusHorridus - 171 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

69. 🦅🦅🦅 - 14449

r/MURICA - u/Grizz_Warrior - 292 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

70. I'm kind of sad the teacher corrected my daughter's spelling. - 14411

r/pokemon - u/doubtyoullseeme - 214 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

71. Which fad were you most glad to see die? - 14324

r/AskReddit - u/Charzardborn - 14812 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

72. This one goes out to all the baby mama's mamas - 14159

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/unpopularOpinions776 - 168 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

73. Sea foam splash captured at 1/1000 of a second - 14070

r/interestingasfuck - u/Ibott09 - 178 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

74. It's a purrfect person - 14008

r/wholesomememes - u/bluetaquitos - 109 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

75. The hotel I'm staying at checks under your bed for monsters - 13957

r/mildlyinteresting - u/-Lacuna- - 339 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

76. "I have become a beach dogtowel" - 13947

r/thisismylifenow - u/GallowBoob - 138 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

77. Donald Trump Indictment: Sealed Indictment Reportedly Issued Against Trump, Will Become Basis For Impeachment - 13772

r/politics - u/WhatTheWhat007 - 3962 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

78. Free range corndogs. - 13718

r/shittyfoodporn - u/FyerJK - 260 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

79. Oculus suggests to play suicide squad - 13535

r/pics - u/iBleeedorange - 266 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

80. FCC Commissioner Asks Chairman Ajit Pai: Why Don’t You Listen To Your Own Advice On Net Neutrality? - 13302

r/technology - u/habichuelacondulce - 665 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

81. G.O.P. Senators, Pulling Away From Trump, Have ‘a Lot Less Fear of Him’ - 12905

r/politics - u/Ray3142 - 1006 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

82. It looks like she's blowing the team away [x-post from /r/gifs] - 12738

r/breathinginformation - u/thetoastmonster - 134 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

83. Why was the blonde snorting Sweet and Low? - 12537

r/Jokes - u/OhAces - 197 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

84. raiNBoW cULt MemBerS fUckING kiLL themSeLveS in riTUAL CerEmonY - 12068

r/PeopleFuckingDying - u/BuscemiBiscuits - 245 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

85. The Grady twins(played by Louise and Lisa Burns, circa 1980) in The Shining. After playing creepy 11-year-old twins, the Burns sisters initially hoped to act but were too memorable as dead kids. Now 49 and both residing in London, England, Lisa is a lawyer and Louise is a published scientist. - 12038

r/OldSchoolCool - u/Reporter_at_large - 201 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

86. fro bubger king - 11977

r/oldpeoplefacebook - u/TheOsttle - 414 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

87. ACLU files FOIA demanding evidence of Trump’s voter fraud claims - 11782

r/politics - u/wonderingsocrates - 407 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

88. Taking selfies with your best friend - 11676

r/gifs - u/onlysame1 - 95 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

89. Unrelated Tangent - 11582

r/tumblr - u/angrybirds65 - 115 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

90. OBSERVE THE BEAUTY OF A MOTHER BIRD FEEDING HER YOUNG - 11528

r/totallynotrobots - u/674-3393 - 81 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

91. ‘New Girl’ Renewed for Seventh and Final Season on Fox - 11483

r/television - u/Set-Abominae - 975 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

92. Ancient whale tells tale of when baleen whales had teeth : The skull of Mystacodon, a 36-million-year-old whale found in Peru, is an early relative of today’s baleen whales. Its skull has a flattened snout and a mouth full of teeth, which baleen whales later lost. - 11176

r/science - u/drogo_the_khal - 194 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

93. How much log can a log splitter split - 11094

r/oddlysatisfying - u/Saltefanden - 144 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

94. Women love him! Men want to be him! - 11059

r/whitepeoplegifs - u/AdamE89 - 146 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

95. Happy Mother's Day to everyone's true mother - 10929

r/skyrim - u/maxsmurph - 168 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

96. Trump is “angry at everyone” and considering a staff shakeup, according to reports - 10926

r/politics - u/Antinatalista - 1209 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

97. Bartender shot - 10860

r/toosoon - u/iBleeedorange - 132 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

98. Well at least I can choose which bank gambles my money away - 10856

r/LateStageCapitalism - u/Epictetus - 402 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

99. dude wanted a free ride home - 10523

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/dicahprihoe - 344 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

100. She slipped trying to pop the soap bubbles - 10318

r/PerfectTiming - u/GallowBoob - 207 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

101. Are you sure about that? - 10295

r/tumblr - u/Jack-The-Riffer - 245 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

102. Thou Shalt Not Post 1080p GIFS! (x-post r/HighQualityGifs) - 10180

r/pcmasterrace - u/tHErEALmADbUCKETS - 327 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

103. Little Work [OC] - 10055

r/comics - u/PiggiePutz - 123 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

104. Sheever clarifying on her condition - 9979

r/DotA2 - u/darkarzy - 1164 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

105. Macron inaugurated at Elysee Palace - 9754

r/worldnews - u/gankstar5 - 1306 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

106. Longest ever ski jump - 9623

r/gifs - u/Fizrock - 453 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

107. Ya'll been using Widowmaker the wrong way - 9549

r/Overwatch - u/Sebasbrawler - 504 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

108. Added smoke to some motion capture data = creepy as hell - 9474

r/Simulated - u/lotsalote - 223 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

109. You'll scream, cuss and fuss when you meet General Grievous - 9471

r/evilbuildings - u/Ayo-Glam - 245 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

110. [Schultz] NBA exec texted me on Zaza: "That was awful. It was with intent and it was absolutely dirty." #spurs #warriors #kawhileonard - 8962

r/nba - u/Rohirrim_AFC94 - 4037 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

111. EXCITEMENT OVERLOAD trying new sand bath - 8868

r/StoppedWorking - u/GallowBoob - 118 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

112. People that work or have worked in bikini waxing salons, what is the worst/disturbing experience you have come across while giving someone a bikini wax? (NSFW) - 8558

r/AskReddit - u/ifokinlovepotatoes - 3962 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

113. ELI5: Why is it called the World Series when only US teams play? Shouldn't it be the US Series? - 8193

r/explainlikeimfive - u/Christovsky84 - 2513 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

114. James Clapper says U.S. Democratic Institutions "Under Assault" Externally by Russia and Internally by Trump - 8127

r/esist - u/pplswar - 273 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

115. Pornhub is one of the largest video hosting sites on the internet and it's never made me watch a 15 second ad in order watch the videos. Thanks pornhub. - 8042

r/Showerthoughts - u/staywoke47 - 413 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

116. There are five living U.S. presidents. None of them support Donald Trump. - 8023

r/politics - u/outcast007 - 641 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

117. Just scanned this Kodachrome slide my grandpa took over Hiroshima in 1945 - 7604

r/pics - u/EliminatorSr - 646 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

118. Cable fails while lifting 30,000 pound radial arm drill - 7316

r/OSHA - u/relevance_everywhere - 412 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

119. Unleash the robot pepper!!! - 7271

r/shittyrobots - u/1newworldorder - 132 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

120. Trendy quirky fat girl - 7164

r/starterpacks - u/Meowgicalboi - 506 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

121. Can toilet paper get any thinner!? - 7105

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/goodsirandy - 426 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

122. "Wake up! I want to play!" - 7100

r/Eyebleach - u/iBleeedorange - 81 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

123. OMG Avril Lavigne in 2002 was such a white cisgender norms-peddler! - 6992

r/TumblrInAction - u/openforum2011 - 430 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

124. This is my 89 year old father. His father planted these rhubarbs...in 1923. - 6464

r/gardening - u/NulloK - 164 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

125. Obama meeting the Russians Vs Donald Trump - 6448

r/MarchAgainstTrump - u/barawo33 - 359 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

126. FCC Filings Overwhelmingly Support Net Neutrality Once Spam is Removed - 6092

r/dataisbeautiful - u/shiruken - 311 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

127. The American Gothic models, 1930 [500x374] - 6076

r/HistoryPorn - u/relaxmf - 120 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

128. Who doesn't like Beijing? - 6003

r/funny - u/StormSwampert - 119 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

129. I had the best intentions, now four people and the dog are all crabby with me. - 5997

r/AdviceAnimals - u/NoFunHere - 244 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

130. The future has come - 5980

r/memes - u/RandyWood - 203 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

131. Happy Mother's Day /r/babyelephantgifs. Don't forget which one your mom is. - 5918

r/babyelephantgifs - u/holdenwook - 75 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

132. Norm Macdonald as Quentin Tarantino - 5749

r/movies - u/Hahaieatpoop - 465 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

133. It took me a while to realise this is actually minecraft - 5697

r/gaming - u/ADPW - 170 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

134. How a cat makes footprints in sand - 5502

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/tkmj75 - 139 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

135. Team SoloMid vs. G2 Esports / 2017 Mid-Season Invitational - Round Robin - Day 5 / Post-Match Discussion - 5481

r/leagueoflegends - u/epicxkidzorz - 3658 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

136. H E R O B O Y E took a bullet for his partner. He is now safe and stable after surgery. - 5154

r/rarepuppers - u/theaxeman21 - 64 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

137. Formula 1 can be an upsetting sport - 5027

r/formula1 - u/Jordanbvb09 - 212 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

138. Thou Shalt Not Post 1080p GIFS! - 4917

r/HighQualityGifs - u/ilikepaintball - 94 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

139. Saw this license plate and spent 5 minutes speculating on why the driver might be so staunchly pro-circumcision before eventually realizing this is probably meant to be "never forsaken." - 4906

r/funny - u/areyouamish - 142 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

140. If this gets 5k upvotes I'll get a Jar Jar Tattoo. - 4884

r/PrequelMemes - u/Pokefraker - 163 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

141. This little kid's reaction to kicking out his birthday candle - 4702

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Ima_Grab_Yo_Snatch - 140 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

142. Annual family photo - 4469

r/funny - u/TitillatingTofu - 127 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

143. Butters' evolution - 3972

r/southpark - u/domenbe - 63 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

144. Dark Past, Bright Future - 3967

r/wholesomebpt - u/salsaszn - 81 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

145. Congratulations to the winner of Melee Singles at Royal Flush! - 3426

r/smashbros - u/itsIzumi - 626 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

146. Two Mercy mains walk into a bar - 3187

r/Overwatch - u/shyguybman - 445 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

147. Team SoloMid vs. Flash Wolves / 2017 Mid-Season Invitational - Round Robin - Day 5 / Post-Match Discussion - 3084

r/leagueoflegends - u/bea_tme - 2238 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

148. How Noobs Feel Watching Pros - 2411

r/gaming - u/-theLunarMartian- - 63 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

149. [image]all progress takes place outside the comfort zone - 2356

r/GetMotivated - u/finallyifoundvalidUN - 69 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

150. who would kenny go gay with - 2254

r/GlobalOffensive - u/floatheMachine - 80 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

151. Driver turns right into cyclist - 2233

r/nononono - u/iBleeedorange - 403 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

152. Let's just blame the Hawaiians. - 2090

r/polandball - u/taongkalye - 151 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

153. Feyenoord are the 2016/2017 Eredivisie Champions! - 2026

r/soccer - u/nghw - 255 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

154. Dirk Kuyt (Feyenoord) goal against Heracles (1-0) - 2007

r/soccer - u/Meladroit1 - 119 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

155. Ken M on perfect mashed potatoes - 1992

r/KenM - u/FutabatheHermit - 47 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

156. /pol/ leave their stinking bedrooms for an hour - 1807

r/4chan - u/FuckCazadors - 145 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

157. African pride - 1489

r/ImGoingToHellForThis - u/frenzy3 - 165 Comments - Top position achieved: 12