top-of-reddit/2017/09/09-09-2017.md

1. Neighbors went to see "It." It will be dark when they see this. - 77293

r/funny - u/mynameizbrian - 1486 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

2. Just a typical day in parliament - 69730

r/funny - u/Lukutiss - 1270 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. TIL while working on "Malcolm In The Middle," Bryan Cranston joined a song writers guild so that he got paid royalties for the tunes he hummed and whistled on the show. He threw parties for the cast and crew with the royalty cheques and as a result the crew encouraged more humming. - 60816

r/todayilearned - u/gmcl86 - 1219 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

4. Probably the easiest shot you can take in Zion and arguably the best spot! Zion National Park, [OC] [1365x2048] - 55941

r/EarthPorn - u/gurungp - 721 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

5. Sea salt around the world is contaminated by plastic. New studies find microplastics in salt from the US, Europe and China, adding to evidence that plastic pollution is pervasive in the environment. - 53126

r/science - u/mvea - 2412 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. King Of The Team Fortress - 50862

r/gaming - u/Happysedits - 527 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. What a great idea to surround your house with a forest like effect - 49547

r/pics - u/GallowBoob - 1597 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

8. The windier it gets, the wiser this dog looks - 47557

r/aww - u/Wubbalubbabudbud - 444 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

9. Woman who chose to keep her baby instead of chemotherapy has died 3 days after delivery - 47428

r/news - u/YouHaveTakenItTooFar - 4620 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. The artwork of bees. - 45687

r/pics - u/boob8008 - 779 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

11. Had to use gloves to catch this vicious beast! - 41434

r/aww - u/fitafter40 - 596 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

12. That smile! - 39111

r/gifs - u/JF_112 - 296 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

13. The One Number That Shows Why Climate Change Is Making Hurricane Season Worse: '...the air can hold 7% more water with every degree Celsius that the temperature rises.' - 38530

r/worldnews - u/maxwellhill - 1987 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

14. Lawsuit filed in Atlanta U.S. District Court faults Equifax for “gargantuan failures to secure and safeguard consumers’ personally identifiable information … and for failing to provide timely, accurate and adequate notice” - 38198

r/technology - u/rand0muniv3rse - 1660 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

15. Snitch - 36715

r/gifs - u/GunmanChronicle - 539 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

16. TIL that in 2009 OkCupid statistics showed that women rate 80% of men "below average" - 36265

r/todayilearned - u/Nergaal - 5659 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

17. Trump’s Inauguration Pledged Millions to Charity. To Date: Zero Given. - 34961

r/politics - u/Sariel007 - 1816 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

18. A frog can only take so much before completely losing it - 34043

r/gifs - u/Your_Profile - 608 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

19. We should have a national holiday were we kill all of the lights so that we can see all of the stars from big cities. - 33745

r/Showerthoughts - u/Enlightened_Monkeys - 1104 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

20. Neighbors are so annoying sometimes. - 33208

r/Unexpected - u/NecxGen - 130 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

21. It is impossible, perfect move!!! - 32849

r/gaming - u/amokachisa - 943 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

22. 'It' grosses $51M on Friday. That is the biggest opening day ever for an R-rated film, it has already passed the biggest September opening weekend record in just one day, and it's only $1.5M away from the biggest horror opening weekend ever (Paranormal Activity 3 - $52.5M) - 32831

r/movies - u/MoviesMod - 2512 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

23. My uncle sometime in the late 1940's. Also a pre Joseph Gordon Levitt doppelgänger. - 31523

r/OldSchoolCool - u/Lucretia99 - 430 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

24. This beer has the best label I've ever seen. - 31410

r/funny - u/J4KE2FL0W - 532 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

25. Apple vs. Quallcom (x-post r/funny) - 31164

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/sai_ismyname - 1379 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

26. Happy Birthday! - 29340

r/funny - u/BabaJim - 463 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

27. That is some serious skill. - 29081

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Panda_911 - 606 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

28. Life is strange feels just like high school all over - 28848

r/gaming - u/HisRoyalKoi - 1132 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

29. TIL that Puyi, the last Emperor of China, spent his last years as a commoner in Beijing under the communist regime. On his first day of work as a street sweeper, he was lost and told passersby, "I'm Puyi, the last Emperor of the Qing dynasty. I'm staying with relatives and can't find my way home." - 28379

r/todayilearned - u/Adabn - 957 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

30. After two years of research, a YouTuber creates Pyrimethamine, a drug that has an artificially inflated cost of $750 per pill, for just $1 per pill. - 28328

r/videos - u/AgentElement - 1973 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

31. Safe sex campaign on my campus handed these out - 27708

r/CrappyDesign - u/wrags23 - 975 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

32. This sweet girl is CANCER FREE today!!! - 27604

r/pics - u/Riptidecharger - 607 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

33. Going to see his Marie - 27205

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/fraggle-stick-car - 438 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

34. (Cricket) Bowler insults batsman after getting him out, batsman pays him back in the next match 10 times over - 27089

r/videos - u/that_introverted_guy - 2431 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

35. Are we tipping for carry-out orders now? - 26795

r/AdviceAnimals - u/LtChestnut - 7554 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

36. MORE! Again Human! - 26355

r/aww - u/brokndodge - 317 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

37. Famous Viking warrior burial revealed to be that of a woman - 26165

r/history - u/Cozret - 480 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

38. Backwards sentence - 26120

r/woahdude - u/Recxi06 - 381 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

39. The water just disappeared from Bahama beaches before Hurricane Irma brings the 🔥 - 24759

r/NatureIsFuckingLit - u/ExpMark - 1043 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

40. This is how my 2.5 year old niece insists on holding her new baby brother - 24693

r/funny - u/thisismyfupa - 426 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

41. Let's make happy memories today. - 24383

r/wholesomememes - u/Washuchan - 364 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

42. That is some serious skill. - 24215

r/interestingasfuck - u/GallowBoob - 448 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

43. A clock clock - 23976

r/INEEEEDIT - u/i_forget_what_i_do - 469 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

44. Luna and Hazel - 23975

r/aww - u/platypust - 392 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

45. My great great grandma in 1919. She was shot in a bar in Houston a few years later. - 23636

r/OldSchoolCool - u/mrsdaniwest - 902 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

46. Saudi government allegedly funded a 'dry run' for 9/11. - 22913

r/worldnews - u/LightBringerFlex - 2404 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

47. Judge dismisses ticket - 22683

r/wholesomegifs - u/Sumit316 - 593 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

48. hmmm - 22317

r/hmmm - u/Windows_10_Faggot - 154 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

49. Dog reunited with her lost puppies - 22161

r/MadeMeSmile - u/leonardo717 - 438 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

50. A clock - 21200

r/oddlysatisfying - u/Serene - 339 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

51. TIL that medal of honor recipient Thomas Baker asked to left behind during a Japanese Counter Attack on Saipan due to being wounded. He only asked for 1 pistol with 8 bullets. After returning the US army found his corpse with 8 dead Japanese. - 21040

r/todayilearned - u/indielib - 985 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

52. Timelapse of Hurricane Irma predictions vs actual path [OC] - 20761

r/dataisbeautiful - u/savagedata - 645 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

53. MRW I find out this Stouffer's Lasagna was for a family of six, and I'm not even full yet - 20270

r/reactiongifs - u/ILoveRegenHealth - 474 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

54. Aura Fossilized Coral - 20196

r/interestingasfuck - u/leonardo717 - 152 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

55. Bye - 19909

r/cringepics - u/SqueakyLeeks - 457 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

56. This mushroom looks like an eyeball - 19765

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Spyderbro64 - 362 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

57. Making a baseball - 19647

r/educationalgifs - u/iBleeedorange - 873 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

58. This guy's frog legs featured in an ad - 19373

r/CrappyDesign - u/MeerK4T - 804 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

59. What a grate idea! - 19239

r/interestingasfuck - u/chevcheli0s - 592 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

60. Weeeeee - 19111

r/gifs - u/canadian_hoser_eh - 541 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

61. My hotel in downtown Montreal has the same sick new plasma tv Michael Scott had, wall foldability and exposed wiring included! - 19034

r/DunderMifflin - u/vult00 - 368 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

62. Anon orders from amazon - 18538

r/greentext - u/ReallyGoodName123 - 324 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

63. PsBattle: First full-body photo of SpaceX’s spacesuit - 18537

r/photoshopbattles - u/MiceTonerAccount - 435 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

64. "If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor..." Stephen Colbert [640x480] - 18252

r/QuotesPorn - u/materon - 1525 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

65. Poster at SEC Gameday makes fun of Tim Tebow's attempted baseball career - 18158

r/sports - u/BunyipPouch - 1616 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

66. Tesla remotely extends range of vehicles for free in florida to help owners escape hurricane irma - 17789

r/UpliftingNews - u/g60ladder - 2754 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

67. Photographer turns kids into super hero's. - 17627

r/MadeMeSmile - u/deathakissaway - 559 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

68. One of the Ross Sisters from the 1944 movie Broadway Rhythm. - 17425

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG - u/Cosmic_Sunshine - 416 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

69. 2meirl4meirl - 17116

r/2meirl4meirl - u/CommunistPapaJohn - 111 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

70. [Homemade] Sourdough Bread - 17097

r/food - u/LarryDavidAlways - 344 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

71. Fukang Meteorite [1280x650] - 16918

r/spaceporn - u/earthmoonsun - 498 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

72. What topic instantly gets you started on an “old man rant”? - 16403

r/AskReddit - u/THATFUCKINAUSSIE - 14025 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

73. Kid improvises after ‘Star Spangled Banner’ cymbal fail. - 16323

r/gifs - u/Panda_911 - 506 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

74. Banksy,2015 - 15458

r/Art - u/PrkwyDrv - 377 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

75. 5 pieces of a centaur that go on your fingers to make one full centaur for minutes of fun! - 15403

r/ofcoursethatsathing - u/MapleLeafs0117 - 326 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

76. Saw this, and immediately thought of Jerry's braindead Jerryness. - 15349

r/rickandmorty - u/JohnTestiCleese - 256 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

77. There's a tiny slug on the mushroom on the mushroom in the field - 15031

r/mildlyinteresting - u/northshore12 - 349 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

78. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 A Tigress at Ranthambore dragging a Leopard kill (xpost r/india) 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 - 14857

r/NatureIsFuckingLit - u/BiologyVirus - 635 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

79. The boxer - 14630

r/BetterEveryLoop - u/deathakissaway - 690 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

80. Basaltic Collumns [3832x5399], OC, Iceland Vik - 14472

r/EarthPorn - u/lukaas2 - 184 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

81. [WP] The human lifespan is actually only one day long. To adapt, when we go to sleep each night, our mind sends us one dream deeper, where we wake up alive. When we finally die, the experience of our life flashing before our eyes is really just us waking up in each dreams, one at a time. - 14407

r/WritingPrompts - u/SwiftsShortStories - 206 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

82. I, too, casually arrange photographs of my 100 children to face outwards so I can only see the backs of the frames. - 14302

r/PoliticalHumor - u/MWM2 - 710 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

83. HMB from a man's best friend - 14174

r/holdmybeer - u/TheNutsCracker - 218 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

84. I captured a Falcon 9 booster engulfed in its own rocket flame as it descended back to Cape Canaveral for a landing. - 13818

r/space - u/marcuscotephoto - 248 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

85. Kid improvises after ‘Star Spangled Banner’ cymbal fail. - 13748

r/MURICA - u/dunSHATmySelf - 287 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

86. Barack Obama made a surprise visit to McKinley Tech HS here in DC to welcome back students as they start a new school year. - 13419

r/pics - u/keine_fragen - 647 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

87. MRW the girl I am seeing says her boobs are sore and would do anything to have them massaged - 13397

r/reactiongifs - u/Chimone - 248 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

88. TIFU by telling my wife she is crazy and letting her eat maggots for breakfast - 13393

r/tifu - u/bradleydoom66 - 1306 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

89. I Won't Do It - 13311

r/AdviceAnimals - u/emperormax - 265 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

90. Girls are savages - 13277

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/HRMisHere - 231 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

91. The biggest catastrophe this weekend - 13217

r/dankmemes - u/Stormodin - 123 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

92. The switches are taking over! - 13027

r/NintendoSwitch - u/jcwhale - 685 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

93. Yummy - 13024

r/Trumpgret - u/RealBuckNasty - 162 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

94. Trump’s “election integrity” chair says new data backs up his voter fraud claims. He’s wrong. - 12897

r/politics - u/NotThoughtOut - 1157 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

95. My plans for Irma - 12200

r/pcmasterrace - u/Mikalton - 420 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

96. Bomb explosion in Kiev, Ukraine. - 11570

r/WTF - u/lucymiles - 532 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

97. While no one is looking... - 11195

r/PerfectTiming - u/5krunner - 95 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

98. This cat has had WAY too much catnip - 10538

r/holdmycatnip - u/1Voice1Life - 232 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

99. Excited corgi butts. - 10427

r/aww - u/nifftini - 182 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

100. Anon is no longer a 24 year old virgin - 10094

r/4chan - u/capn_cook_yo - 183 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

101. This poll forgot a couple more options - 10072

r/facepalm - u/summerofevidence - 310 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

102. "IT" grossed more domestically in one day, than "The Dark Tower" has in it's entire theatrical run. - 9979

r/movies - u/bflynn65 - 777 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

103. Too soon? - 9429

r/funny - u/soupsternamos - 163 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

104. The hotel I'm staying in is keeping the plastic covers on its fire alarms to keep them newer for longer - 9309

r/OSHA - u/Tzunamitom - 294 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

105. He's dead, Lynne. - 9297

r/oldpeoplefacebook - u/davedawg2000 - 166 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

106. Handle humans carefully - 9227

r/totallynotrobots - u/zitrone_dealer - 72 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

107. My lemon trees I grew from seed two years ago that I have to leave behind as I evacuate for Irma :( - 9204

r/gardening - u/Home-dawg - 339 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

108. I just said 'Good Morning' to someone at the exact same time as he said it to me but he said it louder so I wasn't sure whether I needed to repeat myself or whether he'd heard me the first time. I decided not to repeat myself at risk of coming across as rude - 8707

r/britishproblems - u/Jefferncfc - 155 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

109. Kommon knowledge - 8661

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/fraggle-stick-car - 156 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

110. My sister found this bra at Goodwill - 8587

r/mildlyinteresting - u/mr-buttersworth - 443 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

111. Filed a penny to free Abe from his copper and zinc prison while bored at work! - 8577

r/mildlyinteresting - u/dustoff664 - 312 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

112. When you walk away from some code for too long. - 8519

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/IlIIlIIlllIlllIlIIll - 108 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

113. Me irl - 8463

r/me_irl - u/LeFrogKid - 43 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

114. I found this mineshaft in the side of a mountain in a wilderness area in Colorado. About 12000 ft.[3024 × 4032] - 8205

r/AbandonedPorn - u/shreditorOG - 375 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

115. [homemade] s'more cupcake - 8117

r/food - u/DeanIsHotter - 115 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

116. Someone should tell him - 8073

r/Tinder - u/kekister - 211 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

117. Everytime reddit asks me if i am enjoying the app i say no because i don't have to go to the app store and review it. - 8054

r/Showerthoughts - u/nolanpoole - 295 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

118. When people ask what happened to r/sequelmemes - 7738

r/PrequelMemes - u/FongDeng - 166 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

119. When the owner of /r/sequelmemes archives the subreddit - 7709

r/SequelMemes - u/Yoshi2010 - 111 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

120. 'Tis but a test - 7543

r/HighQualityGifs - u/ilikepaintball - 169 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

121. Gonna take my eyes off the road and smile for the camera wcgw? - 7390

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/snikkerdict - 159 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

122. Bible studies can get intense - 6947

r/dankchristianmemes - u/gs47 - 112 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

123. "Ive never had a gay thought, cant you tell by my bumper stickers"? - 6908

r/iamverybadass - u/J0hnEddy - 265 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

124. Police - 6899

r/gifs - u/Moubarikk - 238 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

125. They all float down here - 6730

r/evilbuildings - u/sizeable_interest - 241 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

126. Target is drastically cutting prices to compete with Walmart and Amazon. - 6542

r/Frugal - u/Put_It_All_On_Blck - 717 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

127. ELI5:What caused the water to disappear (and in what manner will it return) from the Bahamas coast? - 6439

r/explainlikeimfive - u/mr_scoT5 - 366 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

128. Manchester City 1-0 Liverpool : Sadio Mané straight red card 37' - 5922

r/soccer - u/paicmhsc - 3218 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

129. Stephen King briefly talks about the controversial orgy scene in the 'IT' novel. 'It’s fascinating to me that there has been so much comment about that single sex scene and so little about the multiple child murders. That must mean something, but I’m not sure what.' - 5902

r/books - u/szekeres81 - 511 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

130. If women's nipples needs to be censored, but men's nipples doesn't. Can you censor a woman's nipples with a man's nipples ? - 5705

r/Showerthoughts - u/nas3nce - 249 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

131. Casablanca, Morocco [960x960] - 5400

r/CityPorn - u/Im_A_Manly_Man - 68 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

132. Grounds for divorce? - 5209

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/lollerkeet - 124 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

133. Celebrating my 3rd yeard with a selfie. - 4874

r/beards - u/torklugnutz - 81 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

134. Public transportation - 4689

r/Unexpected - u/nas3nce - 88 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

135. Any love for cute derps? - 4518

r/aww - u/Sadizt - 44 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

136. 88-Year-Old Woman Stopped Rape by Claiming to Be HIV-Positive - 4381

r/TwoXChromosomes - u/Netherland-Haguee - 343 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

137. No, no writey - 4211

r/AnimalsBeingJerks - u/leonardo717 - 64 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

138. A frog can only take so much before completely losing it [Now with Text] - 4183

r/AnimalTextGifs - u/Commando_Joe - 48 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

139. [Tim Duncan] Don't Forget About the Islands - Players Tribune - 4017

r/nba - u/Number333 - 237 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

140. After 16 hours of driving finally out of Irma's path, stay safe everyone. (P.S. thank you Sheraton for lifting your pet ban to people escaping the storm) - 3976

r/Eyebleach - u/Aliza_01 - 124 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

141. Equifax's Hack Checker is only a Trick to Prevent a Class Action Lawauit:CNET - 3688

r/news - u/illapa13 - 280 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

142. Baby Boomer dirty talk - 3385

r/PoliticalHumor - u/fieldsRrings - 80 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

143. Louisiana Tech loses 87 yards on ONE PLAY. - 3120

r/CFB - u/Sctvman - 307 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

144. Systemkollaps - 2952

r/sweden - u/mnotme - 64 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

145. The space needle in Seattle looks like a UFO because of the forest fires. - 2870

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Thegip11 - 85 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

146. IT poster from last night's screening - 2766

r/movies - u/Drpogue - 78 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

147. TIL that James Smith, husband of Moira, an NYPD officer who died saving people in the towers on 9/11 and was awarded "Woman Of The Year" by Glamour, returned the award after seeing it be given to Caitlyn Jenner, stating "Is this the best you could do?" - 1642

r/todayilearned - u/momoneymomorrison - 372 Comments - Top position achieved: 24