top-of-reddit/2017/09/09-22-2017.md

1. Is it just me, or is Tom Cruise beginning to look like a middle aged lesbian? - 125972

r/funny - u/--love - 3752 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. It’s been a stealthy three months - 94447

r/funny - u/stomehouse - 2354 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Iowa Children's Hospital - 92932

r/pics - u/nicks1205 - 2054 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

4. Pickpocket in action - 87812

r/gifs - u/1Voice1Life - 4720 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

5. I recreated Lake Moraine in Minecraft after seeing it on /r/EarthPorn one too many times. Zoom in to see the blocks - 83691

r/gaming - u/JakBB - 1720 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

6. My old front porch floor lasted 97 years. By my calculations, this prank may not pay off until 2114. - 81282

r/funny - u/welder22 - 1900 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. I recently became a pets-only photographer and a friend posted a couple of my pics the other day and convinced me to join Reddit. So I'd like to officially introduce myself with my favorite pic of Willa! - 66112

r/aww - u/StephanieSwartzPhoto - 653 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

8. PsBattle: This cat with a skull on his chest - 61377

r/photoshopbattles - u/crazedgunner - 1058 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

9. When you're in love but a wall is in the way - 56993

r/aww - u/HopeSandoval - 634 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

10. Growing up my parents would always tell me not to believe everything I saw on TV, but now they believe everything they see on the internet. - 45545

r/Showerthoughts - u/CamronHiTop - 1007 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

11. A bit hesitant to share, but... lost 125 pounds and still going! - 44191

r/pics - u/bass1627 - 1296 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

12. Advertisers thinking a little too highly of themselves these days... - 43007

r/AdviceAnimals - u/Godloseslaw - 1045 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

13. This Futurama sunrise - 42125

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Skullmonkey42 - 392 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

14. I lost 65 pounds :) Can’t find them anywhere! - 40559

r/pics - u/Sammiekurr - 1579 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

15. Aziz is smooth - 40127

r/funny - u/Slator_66 - 445 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

16. McCain Says He Can’t Vote for Graham-Cassidy Health Bill - 39098

r/politics - u/tecknikally - 3329 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

17. A marshmallow in your coffee? WHAA - 39021

r/gifs - u/ecky--ptang-zooboing - 718 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

18. The best cosplay i’ve ever seen [Reposted] - 38955

r/gaming - u/FordBeWithYou - 519 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

19. I was cleaning the flat top grill at my work and suddenly a canvas of a forest on the lakeside. - 38450

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Wheresthechips - 494 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

20. Babies can learn that hard work pays off. MIT researchers found that babies who watched an adult struggle at two different tasks before succeeding tried harder at their own difficult task, compared to babies who saw an adult succeed effortlessly. - 38066

r/science - u/the_phet - 609 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

21. When your flat mate goes back to his room for a wank but forgets to disconnect his phone from your speaker - 38022

r/videos - u/GallowBoob - 2249 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

22. My mom and her friends looking like the cast of an 80s movie in grad school, UVA, late 1980's - 37699

r/OldSchoolCool - u/firefightercrotch - 1097 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

23. TIL that in 1254 Möngke Khan, grandson of Genghis, hosted a religious debate between Christian, Muslim and Buddhist theologians. The debate ended with the Buddhists sitting silently as the Christian and Muslim debaters sang loudly at each other. Then they all got drunk. - 36322

r/todayilearned - u/aVenat0r - 1168 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

24. Dude decides to randomly shatter a store's glass front - 36182

r/Unexpected - u/GallowBoob - 1323 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

25. TIL Jack Daniels employees get a free bottle of Jack on the first payday of each month. - 35999

r/todayilearned - u/che85mor - 2421 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

26. The best way to eat flamin' hots without getting your fingers red - 35585

r/gifs - u/mem12791 - 1276 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

27. Erdogan says young Turks who study in West return as 'spies' - but his own children studied in US - 35508

r/worldnews - u/fintsl - 1423 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

28. Things you do to save princess - 34535

r/gaming - u/paradise8536 - 965 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

29. TIL In Kurt Cobain's suicide note, he quoted a Neil Young song saying "It's better to burn out than fade away". Neil Young said that "it fucked with me" and he had actually been trying to get in touch with Cobain around when his suicide happened, in order to offer encouragement. - 34352

r/todayilearned - u/whiskeyearz - 1810 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

30. Mass evacuation as Puerto Rico dam bursts - 33448

r/news - u/YetiTerrorist - 2042 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

31. Star Wars Hologram - 31866

r/oddlysatisfying - u/LtChestnut - 266 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

32. Age Distribution for the 10 Largest Countries [OC] - 30512

r/dataisbeautiful - u/madewulf - 1895 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

33. How to knot - 30314

r/interestingasfuck - u/Ghost_Animator - 963 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

34. These girls out here gettin' down, when suddenly... - 30077

r/gifs - u/SplatterFrogs - 1222 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

35. This precious baby was rescued during Hurricane Harvey. Rained for the first time since the hurricane today, and he wouldn't stop whimpering :/ can't wait to shower him w/ years of love. - 29938

r/aww - u/v0nnegut_goes - 507 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

36. Almost. - 28462

r/whitepeoplegifs - u/deathakissaway - 870 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

37. 🔥 Spider uses web net to catch insects 🔥 - 27350

r/NatureIsFuckingLit - u/EinsteinsAura - 587 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

38. Federal government notifies 21 states of election hacking - 27326

r/politics - u/InternetWeakGuy - 2729 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

39. Why do you people do this to me? - 26381

r/PoliticalHumor - u/2DeadMoose - 2257 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

40. Partying hard - 25786

r/wholesomememes - u/string2021 - 329 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

41. My wife and I got caught in the rain beneath the 'L' train in Chicago. Rather than run for cover we got a pretty cool pic. - 25706

r/pics - u/oldboy_and_the_sea - 1029 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

42. at dabbing - 25512

r/therewasanattempt - u/Pirate_Redbeard - 724 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

43. Falling into the chat trap [Rust] - 25508

r/gaming - u/bdog7171 - 533 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

44. TIL that a room known as ‘Room 641A’ in the AT&T telecommunications backbone houses beamsplitters capable of monitoring all the internet traffic in the US. It was largely thought to be a myth until PRISM revealed its existence in 2007. - 25125

r/todayilearned - u/Hdalby33 - 1740 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

45. "Clean me like one of your french rugs" - 24987

r/thisismylifenow - u/GallowBoob - 612 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

46. When the girl behind the bar knows my drink before I order - 24670

r/AdviceAnimals - u/SmokeyBare - 431 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

47. This greeting card imagery that makes zero sense - 24527

r/CrappyDesign - u/peachlips - 898 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

48. MRW I'm still paying my student loan and my wife says, "I wanna start a family". - 24382

r/reactiongifs - u/rprakash1782 - 764 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

49. Sleeping mlems - 23946

r/aww - u/natsdorf - 229 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

50. Perhaps it's time to retire.... - 23402

r/gaming - u/Bronse65 - 339 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

51. me_irl - 23289

r/me_irl - u/OrganicMan01 - 262 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

52. Angela Kinsey retweeted this terrifying faceswap 😳 - 23247

r/DunderMifflin - u/elijoker - 236 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

53. In Tropic Thunder, Robert Downey Jr's character states, "I don't drop character till I done a DVD commentary." During the commentary for the movie, he remains in character. - 22980

r/MovieDetails - u/davemann91 - 764 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

54. 😠 Protect 😤 Your ✋ Mercy 👼 - 22931

r/Overwatch - u/Ameerkatt - 659 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

55. This perfectly timed picture of a wave - 22624

r/oddlysatisfying - u/imfsfcltj - 167 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

56. Dogs amazing jump - 22039

r/gifs - u/deathakissaway - 610 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

57. Reddit, meet Lola! - 21886

r/aww - u/JKojak - 341 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

58. This "logic" - 21838

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/DOC360noscope - 844 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

59. Director Rian Johnson Announces that Post Production Has Wrapped on ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ - 21389

r/movies - u/Arrow2197 - 1264 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

60. Just a reminder - 20601

r/rickandmorty - u/KingAnto360 - 663 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

61. All 50 state Medicaid directors oppose Obamacare repeal bill - 20544

r/politics - u/wtfwasdat - 743 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

62. A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means an average ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587.5 TB - 20404

r/Jokes - u/blazin420ez - 976 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

63. me_irl - 20353

r/me_irl - u/jakederps - 161 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

64. hmmm - 19894

r/hmmm - u/MrMariomans - 236 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

65. Ninja fends off man who tries to attack him with a machete - 19782

r/nonononoyes - u/yehdudeee - 875 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

66. The morning after boatsex - 19709

r/freefolk - u/nyradmilli - 287 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

67. Moana family cosplay - 19547

r/pics - u/Chemoot - 492 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

68. That’s not the same bone I threw... - 19375

r/WTF - u/mc_88 - 328 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

69. Russia: Trump and Kim are like 'children in a kindergarten' - 19248

r/worldnews - u/Randiana - 1330 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

70. Ken M on the first day of Fall - 18541

r/KenM - u/witfenek - 162 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

71. [Poetry] Morty reacts to the Rick and Morty fanbase - 18488

r/youtubehaiku - u/tiltedlens - 1540 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

72. I liked this. - 18458

r/calvinandhobbes - u/CptnBo - 556 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

73. Harvard study proves Apple slows down older devices to sell new ones - 18068

r/technology - u/sldx - 1628 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

74. impossible... - 17904

r/dankmemes - u/Mambatony - 163 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

75. This is his legacy - 17449

r/ImGoingToHellForThis - u/buttrimming - 402 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

76. Kids threw a puppy covered in glue in mud. Gets Rescued. - 16906

r/HumansBeingBros - u/HydroPhobeFireMan - 1126 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

77. Mud Bricks - 16891

r/videos - u/Carku - 1190 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

78. Is Rotten Tomatoes killing the movie industry? No, bad movies are - 16781

r/movies - u/SuperCoupe - 1631 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

79. Ingenious! 😱 - 16459

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/bait223 - 296 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

80. Reddit, what video games are your currently playing that are worth checking out this weekend? - 15815

r/AskReddit - u/sweatdropzz - 13149 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

81. This London apartment features a suspended bed beneath a retractable skylight to maximize space. [1667 × 2500] - 15499

r/RoomPorn - u/Meunderwears - 491 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

82. Stump removal. WCGW? - 15429

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/natsdorf - 532 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

83. One shot was all it took... - 14993

r/Unexpected - u/piggy556smeg - 210 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

84. Erdogan protesters beaten and ejected from New York speech - 14868

r/news - u/Vranak - 1731 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

85. Table Shelf - 14608

r/mechanical_gifs - u/JTreebeard - 301 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

86. My friends baby just struck this awesome pose - 14370

r/pics - u/ShadowDOSE - 371 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

87. My anti-vax 6 year old TOTALLY did this all by herself!! - 14308

r/insanepeoplefacebook - u/Jemima-Racktool - 920 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

88. I remember the first time I thought about leaving the the church. I was looking my older daughter in the eyes and the thought to myself, I don't want this life for you. Tonight all EIGHT of us resigned. We're free! - 14165

r/exmormon - u/Im-free - 721 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

89. The reflection of the chairs in the room makes it look like this professor pissed himself - 14064

r/pics - u/Ibleedcarrots - 203 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

90. Incredible Fan-Made Infinity War poster - 13931

r/marvelstudios - u/iAMA_Leb_AMA - 570 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

91. Murican Dream - 13899

r/LateStageCapitalism - u/HabitualGibberish - 704 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

92. Australia sends out same-sex marriage survey with barcode 'bumsex' - 13727

r/nottheonion - u/thiscalls4amuzz - 509 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

93. Nova Scotia government to make abortion pill available for free at pharmacies - 13578

r/TwoXChromosomes - u/Hassling_the_hoff - 184 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

94. F##king not? - 13524

r/funny - u/GhstRdr2999 - 182 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

95. Yeah - 12869

r/memes - u/--love - 294 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

96. Electric mining truck generates more electricity than it uses, due to more load going downhill. - 12761

r/Futurology - u/OobleCaboodle - 731 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

97. Have Dwane "The Rock" Johnson prepare different meals behind a curtain then have the audience or guest stars guess what he made solely by smell. Can you smell what the rock is Cooking? - 12544

r/CrazyIdeas - u/Nesuahkrab - 237 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

98. Neon Cloth - 12428

r/woahdude - u/lemonzoidberg - 117 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

99. Conor McGregor facing Cristiano Ronaldo - 12200

r/sports - u/unknown_human - 1370 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

100. Flame Bender - 11979

r/woahdude - u/deathakissaway - 251 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

101. A scene between Jack and Sawyer from LOST, which premiered 13 years ago today. The ambitious series is better experienced through bingeing, and its finale holds up better now than it did 7 years ago. If you haven't given it a chance, now is the perfect time. - 11291

r/television - u/emptylawn0 - 2222 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

102. Ostrich doing some big tippy taps - 11110

r/tippytaps - u/HopeSandoval - 176 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

103. Close enough, dog ! - 10806

r/AnimalTextGifs - u/Ibleedcarrots - 77 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

104. A could go way some priority parking - 10674

r/ScottishPeopleTwitter - u/MlgMonday - 400 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

105. The Appian Way, road built in -312 in Italy by the Romans - 10355

r/europe - u/Tucko29 - 681 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

106. [No Spoilers] A baby Lion Turtle in the wild - 10224

r/TheLastAirbender - u/PM_Me_nudiespls - 219 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

107. Rand Paul to Trump: 'I won't be bribed or bullied' into supporting Graham-Cassidy bill - 10160

r/politics - u/JudyAltaf - 775 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

108. Lion stalks its prey. - 9712

r/Eyebleach - u/deathakissaway - 78 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

109. Man cling-filmed car because he's sick of people parking outside his house and going on holiday - 9601

r/nottheonion - u/seanbrad2 - 1697 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

110. Basic geometry is only for smart people like me lol - 9342

r/iamverysmart - u/KrishaCZ - 252 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

111. 17th century assassins poison cabinets desguised as books - 9138

r/WTF - u/Javier10092003 - 269 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

112. Love my mom to death but... - 8927

r/facepalm - u/Achid1983 - 232 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

113. It was pointed out to us that my girlfriend and I are the real life Kelly and Yorkie from San Junipero, Black Mirror. It feels so good to have gay and bi characters like us recognized in the Emmys! - 8898

r/lgbt - u/andtheboys - 216 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

114. Transport for London will not renew Uber's licence - 8893

r/worldnews - u/ahnafm - 1725 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

115. Hologram on a Star Wars record - 8873

r/geek - u/Sumit316 - 147 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

116. Wendell always dreamed of being an MMA champion - 8844

r/wheredidthesodago - u/MattBaster - 111 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

117. The "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster" - 8576

r/GifRecipes - u/CocktailChem - 409 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

118. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger - 8499

r/CrappyDesign - u/Konok0 - 282 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

119. Get off the street! - 8261

r/ANormalDayInRussia - u/Sprint1049 - 133 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

120. I'm Tricia Helfer, actor, podcaster and Cylon. AMA! - 8220

r/IAmA - u/Tricia_Helfer - 756 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

121. MRW I see someone make a post saying "MRW I get 5 upvotes" and that post gets 15k. - 8165

r/reactiongifs - u/BossClampz - 64 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

122. Donald Trump's mom - 8129

r/Justfuckmyshitup - u/itzerror_ - 485 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

123. Despite all that's going on in the world and in life, I will never be as angry as I am as when my headphone cable snags on something and rips the bud out of my ear. - 7690

r/Showerthoughts - u/happymeal98 - 260 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

124. In Case Of Fire [OC] - 7667

r/comics - u/RoboSpunk - 81 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

125. No more religious exemptions: Montreal is taxing churches - 7572

r/atheism - u/abbas3166 - 104 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

126. LPT: Don't be afraid to quit your job. If you are unhappy and miserable, figure out a back up plan, have a new job waiting and then quit. Don't be afraid to leave a toxic workplace just because you feel you shouldn't. - 7524

r/LifeProTips - u/hesjohndoebychoice - 430 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

127. Go-Pro Mounted One Eagle Flying Through Alps - 7520

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/bsurfn2day - 147 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

128. I HAVE DONE IT! - 7513

r/PrequelMemes - u/VaderFan2187 - 243 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

129. Who would win? 8️⃣5️⃣🤜🏻🤛🏼 - 7482

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/staywoke47 - 95 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

130. Savage - 7091

r/gaming - u/dzhuki - 255 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

131. Do trust the groundmunchers - 7081

r/surrealmemes - u/dudeisundead - 79 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

132. One of the lakes of Jiuzhaigou - China before the devastating earthquake last August [OC] [2317x3089] - 6814

r/EarthPorn - u/Reteipje - 136 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

133. Nazi Rally being held at the "Cathedral of Light" in Nuremberg. Designed by Albert Speer, the "cathedral" actually consisted of 152 anti-aircraft searchlights, at intervals of 12 metres, aimed skyward to create a series of vertical bars surrounding the audience. 1930's. [1048x1200] - 6495

r/HistoryPorn - u/vienna95 - 404 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

134. Local Thai restaurant closes for 2 weeks so head chef can visit family in Thailand - 6435

r/mildlyinteresting - u/PizzaCal - 312 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

135. I converted a sticker I made into a spray, unfortunately no official workshop for sprays. - 6114

r/GlobalOffensive - u/TheWhaleMan - 146 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

136. Morons Who Feared Obama Would Take Their Guns Happy to Have Trump Take Their Health Care - 6092

r/esist - u/Fitbitnitwit - 361 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

137. Get the fuck off my boat! - 5975

r/Dogberg - u/1Voice1Life - 115 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

138. Been working out! :D - 5942

r/PetiteGoneWild - u/virtualgeisha - 116 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

139. Wholesome boss - 5831

r/wholesomememes - u/IllusiveJack - 110 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

140. The way this fox is curled - 5724

r/oddlysatisfying - u/Mugshot123 - 45 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

141. Uh, Maybe It Has Something To Do With THE FUCKING NAZI FLAG YOU HAVE HANGING BEHIND YOU! - 5668

r/beholdthemasterrace - u/Josh_From_Accounting - 596 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

142. Food chain - 5486

r/comics - u/joshhamwright - 80 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

143. Mata with one of the most absurd Thresh plays in the history of the entire world - 5242

r/leagueoflegends - u/Bob_Dylan_not_Marley - 642 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

144. The Coming Trump Slump: Trump's tumultuous presidency is damaging the U.S. economy. - 4851

r/politics - u/pkvam - 572 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

145. New vehicle for PUBG! - 4129

r/PUBATTLEGROUNDS - u/sirdoogle98 - 368 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

146. Illusion Art - 3957

r/woahdude - u/StuffyUnicorn - 59 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

147. Oof ouch owie my PTSD - 3754

r/bonehurtingjuice - u/seth1299 - 90 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

148. I just got this joke... Gilles de Rais was a serial killer in the 1400's who killed over 80 children. Ray's fake name is a play on his real name "Ray Gillette" and was probably created by Ray himself without knowing this information. - 3701

r/ArcherFX - u/carswelk - 103 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

149. Todd Frazier fell for the Hidden Ball Trick against the Blue Jays - 3471

r/baseball - u/exleader75 - 486 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

150. When your opponent gets 4 out of 4 evolves into charged devilsaurs. - 2928

r/hearthstone - u/MoreFaSho - 89 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

151. My GFs window box that she said nobody on reddit would care about. - 2761

r/gardening - u/SourdoughPizzaToast - 90 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

152. Ex-Obama adviser: 'God save us' if Kim Jong Un mentions Clinton winning popular vote - 2738

r/politics - u/i-am-sancho - 226 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

153. Erdogan protesters beaten and ejected from New York speech - 2442

r/politics - u/Vranak - 242 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

154. Jimmy Kimmel Urges Defeat of GOP Health Bill for 3rd Straight Night - 2337

r/politics - u/wonderingsocrates - 152 Comments - Top position achieved: 20