top-of-reddit/2017/09/09-29-2017.md

1. Baby dolphins fascinated by squirrels - 92700

r/gifs - u/zooolady - 2106 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. 2 years ago i showed 2048 to my grandad. He has played the same game in all this time. Score bigger than 40M. show him some recognition, he would like to read our responses! - 91654

r/gaming - u/oxid22 - 2669 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Tesla quietly shipping hundreds of battery packs to be paired with solar panels to Puerto Rico ever since the storm cleared: Tesla employees are currently installing the batteries and repairing solar systems, as well as coordinating efforts with local organizations. - 88396

r/worldnews - u/maxwellhill - 2767 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. Students were asking this professor if his shirt is missing a 2nd part. - 86161

r/pics - u/GallowBoob - 2120 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. The ridiculously photogenic german police and protester - 67658

r/pics - u/C0c04l4 - 1738 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. WTF happened to Carl!? - 64436

r/gifs - u/deliteplays - 750 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad's farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. - 62093

r/aww - u/Lulalunatique - 1154 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

8. "Can you make this more romantic?" - 61050

r/funny - u/mike_pants - 717 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

9. Each bottle is the same whiskey matured in the cask for one year more than the last - 51725

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Mystic_L - 2099 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. Movie Time! - 50330

r/funny - u/Pirate_Redbeard - 800 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

11. He likes racing me down the stairs - 48859

r/aww - u/IgiveSmallTips - 838 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

12. Happiest mug shot ever! - 45992

r/aww - u/CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN - 350 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

13. If there was an STD that decreased the size of male genitalia, nobody would think twice about wearing a condom ever again. - 44372

r/Showerthoughts - u/ForgiveMyMothur - 1697 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

14. Searched for "ate mile", wasn't disappointed. - 43610

r/funny - u/Lyneos - 370 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

15. Can I pleeeeease go outside? - 43530

r/aww - u/SlimJones123 - 504 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

16. The Stress Is Getting To Him - 40905

r/funny - u/DoubleclickEB - 961 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

17. Full-blown scandal: Trump Cabinet charged taxpayers at least $1,070,594.19 for luxury travel - 40270

r/politics - u/r1ckj0526 - 3726 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

18. This group of gentlemen bobbing their heads - 39603

r/oddlysatisfying - u/SlimJones123 - 804 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

19. The incredible armor of Henry II, King of France (ca. 1555) - 39043

r/interestingasfuck - u/Tucko29 - 1188 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

20. Dem Paws: with love from Alaska... mama and babies - 38645

r/pics - u/Memizuki - 761 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

21. Tom Price out as Trump administration health chief after outrage over pricey private jet flights - 37785

r/politics - u/marklarisunique - 3451 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

22. Khajit has wares, if you have coin. - 37156

r/pics - u/TalkSickMind - 629 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

23. Why can't they design their cables better ? - 36877

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/god_eater_101 - 2955 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

24. The river guide. - 34264

r/WTF - u/terminal_mole - 1375 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

25. "Hey buddy, check out this cool hole" - 33704

r/gaming - u/kegzilla - 716 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

26. TIL that sea otters have a pocket set across their chest in which they carry their favorite rock. This rock is used to crack open shellfish and each rock is unique to that specific otter. They tend to hold onto the same rock for life. - 30757

r/todayilearned - u/Hdalby33 - 1159 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

27. Fan scoops up a ball that's still in play - 28797

r/instant_regret - u/SlimJones123 - 3180 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

28. TIL one of mathematician John von Neumann's lecturers said "Johnny was the only student I was ever afraid of. If in the course of a lecture I stated an unsolved problem, the chances were he'd come to me at the end of the lecture with the complete solution scribbled on a slip of paper." - 28365

r/todayilearned - u/lapapinton - 1512 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

29. This Habitat for Humanity van. - 27968

r/CrappyDesign - u/EasterChimp - 421 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

30. Harvard and MIT researchers have developed smart tattoo ink capable of monitoring dehydration and blood sugar by changing color. - 27730

r/Futurology - u/mikepetroff - 888 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

31. San Juan mayor: 'I am begging, begging anyone who can hear us to save us from dying' - 27393

r/worldnews - u/pihkaltih - 2816 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

32. Wholesome friend - 26720

r/wholesomememes - u/kzzei - 340 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

33. Skype is officially bloatware, uninstalled it yesterday only to have it come back in full force today - 26412

r/pcmasterrace - u/Never-asked-for-this - 2038 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

34. Dehydrated Horned Viper that fell into a pit is rescued and given water. - 26021

r/HumansBeingBros - u/Pirate_Redbeard - 1058 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

35. rat - 25811

r/comics - u/jungle-boogie - 213 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

36. TIL: scientists discovered that Bowhead whales live past 200 years when they found fragments of a 200 year harpoon lodged in a living one - 25575

r/todayilearned - u/gsviper - 1032 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

37. Sarah Jessica Parker confirms 'Sex and the City 3' canceled - 25440

r/movies - u/Panda_911 - 3014 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

38. The American healthcare system be like: - 25375

r/LateStageCapitalism - u/zkingofthecastle - 888 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

39. Morning Bliss 🔥 - 24916

r/NatureIsFuckingLit - u/AskJ33ves - 180 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

40. US health secretary Tom Price quits - 24734

r/news - u/pipsdontsqueak - 1864 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

41. My colorization of Corine Rottschäfer, Miss World 1959 - 23824

r/OldSchoolCool - u/jargo1 - 484 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

42. Which one of y’all let your uncle travel alone - 23273

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/YungTembo - 299 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

43. "FUCKING SHIT!" - 23066

r/videos - u/Boredomis_real - 1018 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

44. French actress Marlène Jobert (Eva Green's mother), 1960's - 22615

r/OldSchoolCool - u/pisolivadi - 536 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

45. Alberta police dog accidentally fires handgun found after parking lot fight - 22228

r/nottheonion - u/shawn902 - 970 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

46. TIL about the Old Man, a 30 foot tree stump that has been floating around vertically on Crater Lake for 130 years and scientists aren't really sure why. - 22211

r/todayilearned - u/milfordcubicle - 1211 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

47. So I named my dog Ganon.... I refuse to punish him for this - 21791

r/gaming - u/quiksnow - 392 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

48. I have a 90kg onion. Could you fine folks kindly launch it over 300 meters to /r/all? - 21392

r/trebuchetmemes - u/AddictedReddit - 298 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

49. Asking the real questions - 21334

r/gaming - u/Elworthy623 - 515 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

50. What would you do if Barack Obama knocked on your door with a suitcase and said he was going to stay with you for a few weeks? - 21293

r/AskReddit - u/Hegemon1984 - 7316 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

51. Synchronized backflip - 20999

r/gifs - u/1Voice1Life - 1045 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

52. Tron Lambo - 20654

r/pics - u/sellingspams - 441 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

53. Now that marijuana is almost legal, these kind of people are becoming a thing. - 20583

r/AdviceAnimals - u/Gnorpher - 1588 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

54. Ye gotta draw the line mumwhere - 20135

r/ScottishPeopleTwitter - u/llittleserie - 197 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

55. Me irl - 19921

r/meirl - u/jcdcwassup - 224 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

56. S C I E N C E B O Y E does a heckin good safety!! - 19842

r/rarepuppers - u/pi-electrons - 190 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

57. [Image] Remember to put the glass down - 19576

r/GetMotivated - u/TheCapedCrusader27 - 611 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

58. Cognitive Dissonance - 19573

r/PoliticalHumor - u/bayonettaisonsteam - 2476 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

59. Kid accidentally swallows a toy's whistle (x post from r/wtf) - 19554

r/videos - u/PunjabiDJ - 824 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

60. good man - 18585

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/teddijuana - 308 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

61. Bethesda Instagram posted this in honor of the SNES Classic Edition release. - 18351

r/nintendo - u/want2improver - 733 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

62. You've done that yourself! - 18239

r/PrequelMemes - u/EmperorBulbax - 408 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

63. Science AMA Series: Beef without cows, sushi without fish, and milk without animals. We're cellular agriculture scientists, non-profit leaders, and entrepreneurs. AMA! - 18177

r/science - u/Cellular_Agriculture - 2075 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

64. Unable to start official tournament in the biggest video game convention in Italy because of servers down - 18120

r/PUBATTLEGROUNDS - u/Sberla996 - 1145 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

65. Republicans' 'death tax' fixation tells you all you need to know about their concern for the working class - 17936

r/politics - u/Kenatius - 2697 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

66. Retail - 17498

r/gifs - u/seanypablo - 654 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

67. A real sucker punch to the ego. - 16945

r/AdviceAnimals - u/mtimetraveller - 1046 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

68. Sad but true. - 16885

r/calvinandhobbes - u/cstato - 378 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

69. Apple - 16712

r/funny - u/jman583 - 1101 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

70. Talk about luck - 16677

r/nevertellmetheodds - u/HolyDekuTree - 218 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

71. Fake black activist accounts linked to Russian government - 16072

r/politics - u/NewsClues - 1462 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

72. (Adrian Wojnarowski) Russell Westbrook has agreed to a five-year, $205M contract extension with OKC, league sources tell ESPN. - 15858

r/nba - u/JSwaggiee - 2555 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

73. Wait for it. - 15752

r/BeAmazed - u/Ghost_Animator - 1081 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

74. TIFU by using my roommate's "toy" NSFW - 15620

r/tifu - u/eggplantschlong - 466 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

75. Last few weeks on r/europe - 15449

r/europe - u/Sekaszy - 971 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

76. Futurama 3d (test shot) - 15420

r/interestingasfuck - u/ourlifeintoronto - 314 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

77. Has Washington forgotten about us? One year passes with no US ambassador to Australia - 15075

r/news - u/LuckyBdx4 - 1277 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

78. While u begged for treats, I studied the blade. - 14804

r/justneckbeardthings - u/internalhippy - 146 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

79. [Image] Wise words from Bob Marley - 14220

r/GetMotivated - u/AceWolf15 - 465 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

80. Chancellor Palpatine - 14008

r/PrequelMemes - u/wankingSkeever - 123 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

81. Gimme a hug! - 13879

r/reallifedoodles - u/Moonchay - 114 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

82. Me irl - 13863

r/me_irl - u/osmosis_boi - 98 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

83. One can only hope - 13487

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/Witsund - 305 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

84. It's been a wild ride! - 13221

r/Military - u/Qaasm - 637 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

85. S M A R T B O Y E - 12751

r/Eyebleach - u/Pirate_Redbeard - 219 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

86. Expand Compact Disc - 12612

r/blackmagicfuckery - u/V4nKw15h - 214 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

87. Elon Musk’s New Vision: Anywhere on Earth in Under One Hour - 12588

r/worldnews - u/-DvD- - 1838 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

88. Meanwhile in the Netherlands - 12509

r/gifs - u/leonardo717 - 292 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

89. Goodwill was kind! Found a 1995 pre edit Star Wars Trilogy today!! - 12461

r/StarWars - u/Rohall - 586 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

90. The high art of reddit moderation - 12156

r/HighQualityGifs - u/thebesuto - 370 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

91. American tries to get Singapore's leading newspaper to appeal to Americans - 11703

r/iamverysmart - u/metagrox - 1495 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

92. Ridiculous shape - 11627

r/funny - u/dgoeins - 456 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

93. eyefone - 11589

r/surrealmemes - u/rush2sk8 - 137 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

94. Victims of the Chinese Revolution lie beheaded in the streets, 1911. [929x1280] - 11587

r/HistoryPorn - u/MinimalResults - 738 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

95. TIL in the originally filmed ending of “I Am Legend,” Will Smith realizes he is the “monster” and the zombies have only been protecting themselves from him. The studio insisted on a replacement “happy ending”, which implies the discovery of a “cure” and nothing of the zombies’ humanity. - 11584

r/todayilearned - u/bennetthaselton - 759 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

96. Facts - 11541

r/funny - u/TalkSickMind - 219 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

97. This is how my girlfriend and I announced the gender of our baby to our friends and family. We're both big fans! - 11395

r/StrangerThings - u/univers_all - 469 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

98. "It was a bad idea, Rachel. " - 11372

r/StartledCats - u/ImranKhan777 - 72 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

99. [I ate] Late season strawberries - 11323

r/food - u/turigi - 189 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

100. Cat. - 11196

r/CatsStandingUp - u/veniagoly - 347 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

101. Off the counter - 11163

r/StartledCats - u/onlysame1 - 78 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

102. Jon Snow: Smooth As Ice - 11131

r/freefolk - u/DothrakiWhored - 151 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

103. Fan grabs ball that’s still in play - 11115

r/cringepics - u/KevlarYarmulke - 1055 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

104. Put too much water in your rice? Throw some phones in! - 11064

r/ShittyLifeProTips - u/48million - 76 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

105. Mario characters wear headphones when you listen to your own music on super MARIO run - 10747

r/nintendo - u/AlexThePersonWasHere - 264 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

106. Banksy’s tribute to Jean Basquiat outside the ‘Boom for Real’ Basquiat exhibition in London, Graffiti, 2017 - 10742

r/Art - u/asburyw - 452 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

107. I challenged my boyfriend. 3 phones, 1 hand. - 10377

r/pokemongo - u/skweek42 - 278 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

108. It has a plug? - 10361

r/WTF - u/bsurfn2day - 616 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

109. TIL Andrea Yates, the Texas mother who drowned her 5 children, was pressured by her husband to stop taking anti-psychotic medication and start making more babies because of his procreative religious beliefs - 10303

r/atheism - u/toolymegapoopoo - 607 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

110. What is love, baby don't hurt me - 10170

r/gifs - u/SlimJones123 - 295 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

111. TIL every year at the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station, after the last plane has left for the winter, the remaining scientists hold a screening of John Carpenter’s "The Thing", which is about a shape-shifting alien that terrorizes scientists trapped at an Antarctic research station. - 10010

r/todayilearned - u/bennetthaselton - 297 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

112. This Girl knows how to PC - 9904

r/Unexpected - u/sellingspams - 357 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

113. Tesla aids Puerto Rico in relief efforts, sends Powerwall systems to help restore power - 9894

r/UpliftingNews - u/adkayaker - 457 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

114. “It’s not stupid if it works, Mom!” - 9881

r/Unexpected - u/Obito_GF - 461 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

115. Faster than my 🅱ullet - 9780

r/dankmemes - u/garbageraven - 120 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

116. That's a rather risky shot - 9612

r/nonononoyes - u/demevalos - 621 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

117. Airsoft players can't find prom dates - 9456

r/sadcringe - u/BC625 - 848 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

118. Can't handle banana peels - 9328

r/shittyrobots - u/demevalos - 172 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

119. MRW (nsfw) - 8913

r/combinedgifs - u/Sarleet - 461 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

120. MRW co-workers are talking about this year's teambuilding trip - 8860

r/reactiongifs - u/Pirate_Redbeard - 227 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

121. Elon Musk shares "Moon Base Alpha" on Instagram!! - 8857

r/space - u/scalebirds - 612 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

122. Almost. - 8821

r/funny - u/Sabroan_ - 109 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

123. I'll do a backflip right near the edge WCGW? - 8689

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/SlimJones123 - 467 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

124. quick study, watercolours, a4 - 8444

r/Art - u/CatherineHennessey - 162 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

125. Futurama 3d (test shot) - 8186

r/gifs - u/ourlifeintoronto - 169 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

126. 404 apartment not found - 8122

r/memes - u/Blackberriez - 138 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

127. When a Miami Hurricane football player makes an interception or recovers a fumble, they are immediately given a massive gold chain to wear called "The Turnover Chain." - 7404

r/sports - u/EZ_does_it - 236 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

128. This $119 HDMI cable has a built-in anti-aliasing chip to remove jaggies - 7211

r/gadgets - u/speckz - 970 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

129. Sound political advice.. - 7064

r/AdviceAnimals - u/AliceTrippDaGain - 72 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

130. ‘Undefeated Wake Forest hosts winless Florida State’ is a sentence you never expected to read, but here we are - 6577

r/CFB - u/hotratio - 473 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

131. The one that started it all- Taipei 101 - 5633

r/evilbuildings - u/malgoya - 84 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

132. Aguero in car accident, potentially out for 2 months - 5525

r/soccer - u/UnitedRoad18 - 852 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

133. LPT: If you have something nice to say, say it. A genuine compliment will brighten someone's day. - 5503

r/LifeProTips - u/ezman10 - 218 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

134. They had his service dog put in the yearbook - 5484

r/wholesomememes - u/borboforbo - 57 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

135. CBD has been removed from the USADA banned substance list. - 5284

r/MMA - u/Lynch47 - 361 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

136. This crocodile on the hood.. - 4909

r/ATBGE - u/hardpencils - 78 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

137. I created a tool to make it easy for everyone to analyse Twitter accounts. It shows the daily activity as a heatmap and everything can be crossfiltered. [OC] - 4685

r/dataisbeautiful - u/lucahammer - 108 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

138. Cat pillow vs. the muse. - 4676

r/ExpectationVsReality - u/Discount_Dracula - 31 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

139. MRW a "recruitment specialist" attempts to get me to join a multi-level marketing company by informing me that I'll be my own boss and could be a millionaire with five years - 4649

r/reactiongifs - u/afortiorii - 83 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

140. Emma was raised to be respectful - 4544

r/wholesomememes - u/KristennChaosXD - 69 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

141. hmmm - 4386

r/hmmm - u/Scrublordio - 68 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

142. My mom went to Cancún for her 48th, alone. I'm so proud of her. Two time cancer survivor. She's a survivor of many things, really. Look at her livin'. She deserves happiness & so much more. - 4308

r/MadeMeSmile - u/littlestofmelons - 58 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

143. Mark Hammil replied back with a pun, this made my day. - 4155

r/StarWars - u/aditseth03 - 45 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

144. Es ist Zeit - 4125

r/de - u/PuntoPorPastor - 112 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

145. Everyone. May I introduce you to the Snow Leopard. - 3870

r/aww - u/Blevette52 - 80 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

146. Gonna watch a movie with my girlfriend. Anyone who knows about a good girlfriend? - 3817

r/AskReddit - u/BrusingFawn996 - 401 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

147. Hummingbird's head is 🔥 - 3540

r/NatureIsFuckingLit - u/AmazingAntilope - 47 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

148. Henry let his wife have $2 all you can eat mexican food. It was too much to handle and he left that very night. - 3176

r/wheredidthesodago - u/love_the_heat - 54 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

149. Someone at r/aww got caught with a heterochromia photoshopped image. - 1994

r/quityourbullshit - u/Ibleedcarrots - 58 Comments - Top position achieved: 20