top-of-reddit/2023/05/05-11-2023.md

1. Jews control everything - 101508

r/Unexpected - u/EnlightenedFlorist - 2835 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. Telling "get a real job" to Stephen King - 74259

r/facepalm - u/vth2 - 5834 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

3. now this is something that I could get my back into - 64837

r/MadeMeSmile - u/suktupbutterkup - 893 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. “We are trying for a baby!” - 60956

r/technicallythetruth - u/Enraged__ - 887 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

5. Why researching before writing is so important - 60907

r/funny - u/haddock420 - 1611 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. Citizens United was the worst thing to happen to democracy in this century - 54943

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/DaFunkJunkie - 1044 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

7. Mom hasn't moved since two of her babies fell asleep on her paws. - 48952

r/aww - u/brolbo - 417 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

8. Justice Elena Kagan was worried about the ethics of accepting bagels from friends, while Clarence Thomas was enjoying expensive vacations paid for by a GOP megadonor: report - 48700

r/politics - u/WontThinkStraight - 1698 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

9. To attack the judge - 46987

r/therewasanattempt - u/discerning_deborah - 2408 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

10. My wife put my Bob Ross mug in the dishwasher. - 45439

r/pics - u/Stoned_Black_Nerd - 1627 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

11. A tool to cut banana bunches from the stem - 44862

r/oddlysatisfying - u/SinjiOnO - 980 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

12. Elon Musk says he's stepping down as Twitter CEO, will oversee product - 40990

r/news - u/hrshelley - 2803 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

13. Or tax us on savings rather than income huh? - 39693

r/antiwork - u/followerofEnki96 - 1460 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

14. Fuck you “Deactivates your cat” - 38746

r/shitposting - u/Mr_Axxo - 362 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

15. E. Jean Carroll May Sue Trump a Third Time After ‘Vile’ Comments on CNN - 38102

r/politics - u/newzee1 - 1752 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

16. Drawing badly until TOTK - Day 914 (The Final Day! Also, AMA) - 38029

r/Breath_of_the_Wild - u/theDuckPancake - 1291 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

17. Work harder not smarter - 37768

r/technicallythetruth - u/Irish_Bonatone - 315 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

18. I hope she does! - 37368

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Miserable-Lizard - 926 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

19. Gotchyass - 37249

r/Unexpected - u/King_Pee - 348 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

20. Mass Shooting - 36367

r/comics - u/Miles_the_new_kid - 1022 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

21. During the 1990s, North Korea leader Kim Jong-Il, and his son and future leader Kim Jong-Un, used fake Brazilian passports to travel to Disneyland - 36272

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/bisector_babu - 669 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

22. TIL when Captain Francesco Schettino was asked why he abandoned the sinking Costa Concordia cruise ship in 2012 while the ship’s passengers were either dying or trying to escape, his excuse was that he accidentally fell into a lifeboat. He received 16 years in prison for his role in the incident. - 35814

r/todayilearned - u/waitingforthesun92 - 999 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

23. I told her if she can beat the level she can get a 3rd kitten. - 35656

r/gaming - u/Senguin117 - 1734 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

24. meirl - 35470

r/meirl - u/iamcoollife1994 - 346 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

25. Today's penguin drama. - 35456

r/wholesomememes - u/33-9 - 227 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

26. My All Black Cat Had Five All White Kittens. - 35349

r/mildlyinteresting - u/ChoseSinWon - 935 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

27. TIL one bad apple in a bunch will release ethylene, ruining all the other apples - 34870

r/todayilearned - u/MyPhilosophersStoned - 948 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

28. George Santos voting on employment fraud bill – 24 hours after being arrested for employment fraud - 33001

r/politics - u/theindependentonline - 785 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

29. Peloton Recall: “Immediately Stop Using” 2.2 Million Bikes - 32377

r/news - u/colt4cm - 2946 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

30. Hillary was being way too polite when she called them "deplorables." - 32266

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/TrumpterOFyvie - 1509 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

31. Now we’re just bragging about hurting communities? - 31048

r/antiwork - u/ianman729 - 1660 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

32. me_irl - 30878

r/meirl - u/karmakev333 - 813 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

33. In Germany, 1987, the final test for police service dogs was to maintain composure in the presence of a cat. - 30609

r/interestingasfuck - u/son_of_sisyphos - 550 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

34. Bamboozled. - 30105

r/HolUp - u/esberat - 357 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

35. My coworker left his phone under the industrial paper cutter. - 29046

r/Wellthatsucks - u/hecht0520 - 1274 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

36. Russia to Build ‘Migrant Village’ for Conservative American Expats - 28250

r/worldnews - u/DoremusJessup - 3611 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

37. Teacher battles an 8th grader at a Florida School - 28134

r/MadeMeSmile - u/uchman365 - 503 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

38. Trying to teach disrespectful students: - 27991

r/facepalm - u/Ola366 - 6329 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

39. When your parents claim that they don’t have a favorite… - 27930

r/facepalm - u/MarketBuzz2021 - 598 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

40. Goth money, I’ll do anything for you. - 27455

r/BrandNewSentence - u/donuts4lifes - 414 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

41. me_irl - 27175

r/meirl - u/SymbolysmOfAPickle - 1443 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

42. Wagner boss Yevgeny Prigozhin says Russian troops are running away from the front lines and threatens to spill more details if Putin doesn't send ammunition - 27067

r/worldnews - u/Spacedude50 - 1630 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

43. Cop deploys mace and waltzes off. - 26455

r/PublicFreakout - u/HejdaaNils - 3170 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

44. Cat meets baby - 26066

r/MadeMeSmile - u/nikamats - 298 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

45. Legendary journalist Connie Chung meets a group of young female journalists who were all named after her - 25647

r/MadeMeSmile - u/jcepiano - 566 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

46. Hopefully ... - 25421

r/memes - u/Rivking1 - 643 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

47. Going on vacation, decided to leave a kitty cheat sheet for the sitter 😂 - 25103

r/cats - u/tananda7 - 625 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

48. A hummingbird getting a bird bath - 25052

r/aww - u/Big_Cycle_8630 - 211 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

49. UN vote to make food a right - 25033

r/MapPorn - u/flyingcatwithhorns - 3276 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

50. Photo of a residential subdivision in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. - 24864

r/interestingasfuck - u/Jimbo072 - 3168 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

51. Deep Blue, the largest Great White Shark on record. At least 50 years old, what an absolute unit. - 24546

r/interestingasfuck - u/FormerFruit - 603 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

52. More MTG Hypocrisy - 23287

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/hexx1112 - 498 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

53. I got fired, and cost the store approximately $30,000.00 - 22942

r/MaliciousCompliance - u/ineedatinylama - 793 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

54. This group of colorful humans waiting for a train in Montreal - 22645

r/mildlyinteresting - u/TygreWolf - 1095 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

55. Mariah Carey hitting the highest notes possible by humans! - 22323

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Emperor_Boya - 1551 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

56. Surrendering to a drone and crossing no man's land - 22269

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/maximus111456 - 866 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

57. The most wholesome sheep meme! (Found on fb) - 21857

r/wholesomememes - u/the_nacho_stealer - 377 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

58. Golden bodyguards - 21763

r/AnimalsBeingBros - u/westcoastcdn19 - 259 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

59. The F-16 Fighting Falcon has a thrust-to-weight ratio greater than one, providing power to climb and vertical acceleration and climbing to 15,000 feet in 20 seconds - 21615

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/artificialMuse - 945 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

60. maybe maybe maybe - 21032

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/BouncyMelodrama - 477 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

61. Absolutely insain bolt. Very good turtle though - 20629

r/wholesomememes - u/loriwor - 104 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

62. Donald Trump just opened himself up to being sued again - 20516

r/politics - u/BelleAriel - 1235 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

63. Millions of people wake up at the exact same second from using their cell phone as an alarm clock. - 19718

r/Showerthoughts - u/hateful_presley13 - 850 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

64. Sensitive Terminator - 19005

r/Unexpected - u/AtomicShart9000 - 558 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

65. Their problem not mine - 18906

r/clevercomebacks - u/felix__baron - 976 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

66. Can’t tell the difference - 18855

r/Eyebleach - u/Girlfromlondon_ - 132 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

67. Eagle trained to neutralize drones - 18645

r/BeAmazed - u/Quietation - 486 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

68. Long, but incredibly worth it - 18434

r/MurderedByWords - u/beerbellybegone - 757 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

69. One of those 5 gallon bottles that never got blown up. Randomly showed up on a pallet of tires at our tire warehouse. - 18418

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Toastyy1990 - 946 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

70. Smart-barian - 18199

r/dndmemes - u/BirdTheBard - 237 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

71. Children car seats in the 1940s - 17988

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Kawargii - 808 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

72. Chalk art - 17879

r/comics - u/Pizzacakecomic - 335 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

73. Translation, A Single Living Wage Can't Afford A House - 17428

r/antiwork - u/Monsur_Ausuhnom - 805 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

74. If you let it go and it comes back, it was meant to be.. - 17424

r/nevertellmetheodds - u/solateor - 276 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

75. Albert cant keep getting away with this - 16863

r/shitposting - u/LilUziSquirt223 - 133 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

76. Lol - 16807

r/facepalm - u/MrwangJr - 516 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

77. What a humbling experience for bat boy. - 16738

r/WinStupidPrizes - u/travisw87 - 1160 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

78. TIL modern fruit is becoming too sweet for zoo animals after years of genetic modification. - 16732

r/todayilearned - u/millese3 - 743 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

79. Bobi from Portugal, the oldest dog in history, turned 31 today - 16732

r/europe - u/lukalux3 - 588 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

80. Seriously, let cashiers sit - 16564

r/dankmemes - u/ahmed0112 - 349 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

81. Spin the wheel and get a price - 16401

r/Unexpected - u/Sllvoodoo - 487 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

82. Mini cast reunion at the writer's strike - 16292

r/DunderMifflin - u/jsun31 - 330 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

83. How dogs drink - 16280

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/ooMEAToo - 316 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

84. How my housemate who constantly complains about having no money leaves half the joint - 16072

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/meemster786 - 1060 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

85. Queen Elizabeth II Wrote a Secret Letter That Can’t Be Opened Until 2085 - 15850

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/TheMrMorbid - 1321 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

86. Hearing mom and dad for the first time (Credit: @rabolda44 on TT) - 15766

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Sawoleszz - 289 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

87. remember - 15721

r/tumblr - u/Justthisdudeyaknow - 658 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

88. Deepfake porn, election disinformation move closer to being crimes in Minnesota - 15453

r/technology - u/Wagamaga - 1224 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

89. This is how Guatemala’s Coast looks like Right Now . - 15364

r/interestingasfuck - u/Divingghost1 - 1926 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

90. Cursed_Rawdogging - 14912

r/cursedcomments - u/MRTA03 - 208 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

91. me🐻irl - 14703

r/meirl - u/QuicklyThisWay - 279 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

92. Don’t change a thing - 14580

r/lotrmemes - u/YoinkLord - 238 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

93. Scoring 2 consecutive baskets with an excavator - 14563

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/MethodicaL51 - 270 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

94. It's morning and you just woke up - 14522

r/shitposting - u/ukiBu - 474 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

95. My neighbors having a front door argument - 14369

r/mildlyinteresting - u/_meme_queen - 813 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

96. This is how our sky looks without pollution. - 14271

r/interestingasfuck - u/amazeinfinity - 364 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

97. Settings - 13955

r/comics - u/skeleton_claw - 179 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

98. Duality of man - 13888

r/tumblr - u/Peter_Rodruigues - 349 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

99. Greg Abbott is trying to hide this photo - 13873

r/MarchAgainstNazis - u/russ_nightlife - 147 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

100. Just as it should be. - 13142

r/pcmasterrace - u/PoeBoyJoe - 458 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

101. Dog haircut - 13083

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/handsopen - 261 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

102. Peter Pan & Wendy Gets Worst-Ever Audience Score for Disney Live-Action Remake - 12833

r/entertainment - u/lurker_bee - 2326 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

103. Waiting for a response now - 12801

r/antiwork - u/Rakutanz - 683 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

104. to steal an Amazon package - 12703

r/therewasanattempt - u/Substantial-Green989 - 569 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

105. That wasn't pushback, it was capitulation - 12597

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Accurate-Entry - 381 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

106. When your therapist has had enough. - 12433

r/fixedbytheduet - u/Mediocre_Frosting_52 - 404 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

107. TLC, 1996 - 12204

r/OldSchoolCool - u/Turd_Burglerson - 779 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

108. Reasons to quit - 11962

r/antiwork - u/tony_andrson - 150 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

109. He tried his best to hold it in... 💀 - 11804

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/jeiel30 - 166 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

110. How to wake up a deaf cat - 11749

r/aww - u/SinjiOnO - 223 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

111. New Yellow Pages Book arrived today, welcome to the neighborhood Mr. Poopstains! - 11552

r/funny - u/jeffboud - 699 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

112. Cops called to help with suicidal man with mother nearby and end up opening fire on him within 5 seconds of arriving - 11501

r/PublicFreakout - u/bodega_bladerunner - 1542 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

113. Bobi from Portugal, the oldest dog in history, turned 31 today - 11312

r/interestingasfuck - u/lukalux3 - 387 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

114. Traditional olive oil extraction ... - 11044

r/oddlysatisfying - u/L0o0o0o0o0o0L - 280 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

115. Christmas celebration - 10655

r/WTF - u/ProfesseurCurling - 486 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

116. Fake news is mainly shared accidentally and comes from people on the political right, new study finds - 10312

r/science - u/J4Jc3 - 553 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

117. Drunk + Amazon + loneliness = bad choices - 10141

r/memes - u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 - 214 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

118. "After we took over a Russian trench, the Belorussian commander used a radio he found and pretended to be Russian and gave false coordinates to the Russian artillery. It worked, they knocked out another Russian unit." - Captain Pavel Szurmiej [Anecdote] - 9857

r/ukraine - u/TurretLauncher - 320 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

119. follow the curve - 9847

r/Unexpected - u/somebodyinthechaos - 210 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

120. Why did it take so long for this show to get memed - 9804

r/dankmemes - u/Goodbye-Nasty - 155 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

121. A slutty number of "y"s - 9797

r/NonPoliticalTwitter - u/Poot_McGoot - 132 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

122. The only time Vincent Price ever performed the Thriller rap on live TV—The Late Show Starring Joan Rivers, 1987 - 9743

r/OldSchoolCool - u/AppreciableAppendage - 354 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

123. History of the CIA! - 9526

r/SipsTea - u/MrDaval - 211 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

124. New twitter CEO - 9510

r/memes - u/CMScientist - 365 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

125. Time to get a new tractor fellas, we burning this one - 9475

r/oddlyterrifying - u/AtomicShart9000 - 500 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

126. Ukraine Is Neutralizing Russian Air Defense Systems Ahead Of The Counteroffensive - 9260

r/worldnews - u/TheRealMykola - 451 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

127. The wildest minute in history - 8792

r/AbruptChaos - u/JJJJPPPPP8A - 259 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

128. Not the best song choice for a work event - 8734

r/WatchPeopleDieInside - u/AtomicShart9000 - 1220 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

129. The doctors diagnosis on influencers - 8676

r/facepalm - u/davidwallacecto - 170 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

130. Showing a fellow gym goer how to do an exercise they were anxious about - 8435

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Reddituser0346 - 485 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

131. One voter left Nikola Jokic off their MVP ballot entirely: ESPN’s Mark Jackson - 8182

r/nba - u/Aslan27 - 1499 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

132. Badme: Dew it! - 8045

r/PrequelMemes - u/treybolton - 98 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

133. flabbergasted! - 7969

r/youseeingthisshit - u/Buipeterafte - 96 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

134. Ah the 80s... - 7671

r/memes - u/albi1592 - 116 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

135. TIL I Learned about RAS Syndrome, a term used to highlight when we redundantly use an acronym and one or more of their words together, such as 'ATM Machine' or 'PDF Format' - 7659

r/todayilearned - u/DisproportionateWill - 981 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

136. Oh yeah, totally makes sense - 7574

r/fuckcars - u/noisesnoises515 - 309 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

137. Remember boys and girls, if you can’t feel your intestine you can’t clean your intestine - 7472

r/memes - u/Momentai94 - 205 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

138. Mercy from Overwatch Cosplay wings. All aluminum - 7360

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/L0o0o0o0o0o0L - 218 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

139. E. Jean Carroll May Sue Trump a Third Time After ‘Vile’ Comments on CNN - 7249

r/inthenews - u/newzee1 - 391 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

140. A slutty amount of y's - 7052

r/BrandNewSentence - u/petergoesbloop123 - 85 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

141. Poor Muhammad Ali - 6691

r/Unexpected - u/CaulkADewDillDue - 127 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

142. TIL that some women used to douche with Coca-Cola after sex as a means of preventing pregnancy and that a study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that Diet Coke is a more potent spermicide than regular Coke. - 6559

r/todayilearned - u/VecroLP - 265 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

143. 🔥 Thirsty Wolf - 6229

r/NatureIsFuckingLit - u/CommandSalty5741 - 115 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

144. U.S. Senator says Pentagon wrong to screen out white nationalists - 6011

r/nottheonion - u/geoxol - 644 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

145. The Final Exam For German Police Service Dogs To Remain Calm In Front of A Cat (1987) - 5927

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Monsur_Ausuhnom - 127 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

146. [Highlight] Quentin Grimes gets injured after a Bam Adebayo screen, still gets a steal off of Jimmy Butler - 5873

r/nba - u/TomasRoncero - 468 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

147. Chickens have tripled in size since the 1950s - 5797

r/pics - u/AugustIstheMonth - 665 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

148. Green house made from recycled church stained glass windows. - 5775

r/oddlysatisfying - u/knowitokay - 70 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

149. Santos votes on unemployment fraud bill, one day after being charged with unemployment fraud - 5036

r/nottheonion - u/BillyFNbones710 - 131 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

150. I CAN'T HEAR YOU: Closed with 1.64 Mil Volume!! Another sub-2-milly!! 🟣🟣🟣🟣DRS🟣🟣🟣🟣 - 4950

r/Superstonk - u/edgar510 - 205 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

151. flabbergasted! - 4918

r/youseeingthisshit - u/WhersucSugarplum - 55 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

152. Sheep dog? - 4529

r/aww - u/theRealNihilist911 - 206 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

153. [Post Game Thread] The Boston Celtics (3-3) force a game 7 as they hold on against the Philadelphia 76ers (3-3), 95 - 86 on the road. Marcus Smart with 22 points, 7 assists and 2 steals. - 3915

r/nba - u/3rdEyeDeuteranopia - 1982 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

154. Exclusive: Britain has delivered long-range 'Storm Shadow' cruise missiles to Ukraine ahead of expected counteroffensive, sources say | CNN Politics - 2982

r/ukraine - u/Warm_Video_4946 - 349 Comments - Top position achieved: 25