top-of-reddit/2023/05/05-25-2023.md

1. 11-year-old calls 911 to help mom from abusive partner, responding officer shoots 11-year-old instead - 77518

r/facepalm - u/givin_u_the_high_hat - 5334 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. I literally facepalmed - 67240

r/facepalm - u/TheConfusedOffe - 2532 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. My 8 month old daughter woke up after brain surgery smiling [OC] - 64516

r/MadeMeSmile - u/OceanicAirlines815 - 1066 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. No lights no sirens - New York cop tries to run motorcyclist off the road - 63833

r/facepalm - u/Own_Zone2242 - 3813 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. good doggo 🥺🥺🥺 - 63615

r/MadeMeSmile - u/dankboi69408 - 226 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

6. Lauren Boebert's son called 911 in tears to report his father was 'throwing' him around the house. Party of Families Values… And Domestic Abuse. - 62026

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Travismatthew08 - 1413 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. absolutely not, I would rather die than pay that bill - 59248

r/memes - u/FedorableGent - 1947 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

8. This brutal obituary my coworker saved from the local paper on the first day she got hired August 17, 2008 - 58554

r/mildlyinteresting - u/CuddieRyan707 - 2551 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

9. Yeah Mom, who's laughing now! - 58425

r/MadeMeSmile - u/extraterrestrial91 - 794 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

10. Chase says my checking and savings account are $200 Billion overdrawn and I need to make a deposit. Checking my sofa now for some loose change - 57241

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/ourmanflint1 - 5147 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

11. Why don't we tax these churches? - 53601

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/emilyblunt2023 - 1326 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. Be proud of your kids - 53484

r/wholesomememes - u/King_Pee - 420 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

13. AOC jokes more people watched her gaming online than listened to glitch-ridden DeSantis launch - 52860

r/politics - u/Beckles28nz - 1758 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

14. Looks like it's time to chill - 51057

r/technicallythetruth - u/NotTommy13 - 353 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

15. A bird flying on a bird - 50515

r/interestingasfuck - u/Floateer1 - 1236 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

16. Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes sentenced to 18 years for seditious conspiracy in Jan. 6 attack - 47969

r/news - u/VR6SLC - 2713 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

17. Insane Stop-motion Timelapse - 47695

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/wrenchdoodle - 718 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

18. I Was Cast as a Background Actor to Play a Cop. Ended Up w/ A Speaking Role! - 45709

r/pics - u/ChampyAndShip - 1560 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

19. 25 yo pizza delivery man runs into burning house, saves four children who tell him another might be in the house. He goes back in, finds the girl, jumps out a window with her, and carries her to a cop who captures the moment on his bodycam - 42620

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/MundaneRalph - 1941 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

20. Next level tie dye - 40747

r/woahdude - u/Soreiyu - 745 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

21. Bro was an ultimate Chad of his time. - 39969

r/wholesomememes - u/Express_Attorney_201 - 207 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

22. Aussie cops act fast, tackle 15 year old with two high powered rifles as he shoots at school, no injuries - 39397

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Next-Mobile-9632 - 2042 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

23. Guess how old my son is - 37890

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/yeathink267 - 5349 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

24. to be the main character - 37686

r/therewasanattempt - u/Illuminhead420 - 1540 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

25. you can't trust anyone - 36765

r/Unexpected - u/EvaRaw666 - 235 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

26. No lies detected - 36588

r/PoliticalHumor - u/FenrirIII - 591 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

27. Last year Redditors crashed the One Simple Wish website with donations. Over $25,000 worth of wishes were fulfilled for foster kids! - 35237

r/wholesomememes - u/vols2943 - 609 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

28. meirl - 34938

r/meirl - u/Jimbo072 - 3781 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

29. What an attention seeker - 32141

r/tumblr - u/Gammonboi - 249 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

30. Hammerhead - 31960

r/AnimalsBeingDerps - u/aloofloofah - 947 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

31. Twitter views for Ron DeSantis’s Presidential announcement was beat out by a Giraffe. - 30884

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Travismatthew08 - 987 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

32. Whistleblower Drops 100 Gigabytes Of Tesla Secrets To German News Site: Report - 30575

r/technology - u/Poot_McGoot - 1899 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

33. Is it time to remodel - 29830

r/Unexpected - u/sweetgreenfields - 909 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

34. 100% success rate: Ukraine’s air defence destroys all 36 Russian Shahed drones in overnight attack - 29676

r/worldnews - u/9lobaldude - 1021 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

35. Does this count? - 28139

r/clevercomebacks - u/Barrylovesyou - 489 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

36. Maybe maybe maybe - 27571

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/Laxice7 - 887 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

37. Welp I tried, you're on your own - 27167

r/shitposting - u/BeckySayss - 382 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

38. Genius bird learning different objects - 27068

r/interestingasfuck - u/AtomicShart9000 - 699 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

39. After firing most of Twitter workforce and running it on a shoestring for half a year, service fails during Elon's biggest event of the year - 26614

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/SkyMarshal - 1086 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

40. Best Wingman - 26299

r/Unexpected - u/tomador08 - 2157 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

41. Putin is afraid he will be killed, and we are getting closer – Ukraine’s Defence Intelligence - 26179

r/worldnews - u/TheRealMykola - 1475 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

42. Wanda's Take - 26041

r/PoliticalHumor - u/hardwon469 - 368 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

43. Debt ceiling? What debt ceiling? - 25643

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/imnotlookingaturbutt - 777 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

44. Candlestick ice looks and sounds so refreshing - 25627

r/oddlysatisfying - u/amish_novelty - 458 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

45. TIL that most people "talk" to themselves in their head and hear their own voice, and some people hear their voice regardless of whether they want it or not. - 25102

r/todayilearned - u/kosmoskus - 3390 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

46. This ad popped up in Oslo, Norway, where over 4.000 American sailors from the USS Gerald R. Ford are set to enjoy their shore leave this weekend. - 25032

r/funny - u/Viking- - 993 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

47. (OC) sold a painting to a local hotel. Lost money on the deal but I’m counting it as a win lol - 24278

r/pics - u/RaysArtCollection - 605 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

48. Meirl - 24019

r/meirl - u/MercyReign - 214 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

49. Draining Glyphosate into a container looks like a glitch in the matrix with video. - 23948

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Zealousideal_Rub6206 - 1162 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

50. Indiana doctor faces discipline hearing over 10-year-old Ohio girl's abortion - 23909

r/news - u/uniqualykerd - 1852 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

51. She’s the one - 23650

r/shitposting - u/The_Gart - 597 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

52. You can't have Gollum, we have Gollum at home. Gollum at home: - 23416

r/gaming - u/SevEpx - 1681 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

53. Cute tiger drinking water - 23360

r/aww - u/ledim35 - 414 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

54. Heidi Klum, Cannes Film Festival - 23304

r/pics - u/Conscious-Dingo4463 - 1916 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

55. Photographic glass negative from the 1890's - 23264

r/OldSchoolCool - u/ChrisHansennnn - 406 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

56. My cat risking it all for some banana oat meal. - 22216

r/funny - u/haleighbird - 641 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

57. It's any of you maybe? - 21923

r/WitchesVsPatriarchy - u/PierogInTheButt - 125 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

58. A Hesco armor plate that managed to stop a 7.62x54r round, saving this Ukrainian soldiers life. After this, Hesco offered to donate a replacement to him. - 21770

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/ZenlolOk - 438 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

59. If Final Destination was made in India - 21265

r/Unexpected - u/vyrusrama - 522 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

60. Sir Ian McKellen is officially 84 years old today! Happy Birthday to the man that brought Gandalf to life - 20967

r/lotrmemes - u/Cock-Sucksley - 332 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

61. TIL In the 1950s the CIA would spread rumors of vampires in the Philippines to dissuade communist rebels. They would ambush the back member of a patrol silently, kill them before draining them of blood and poking two holes in their neck before leaving the body just off the road. - 20837

r/todayilearned - u/Devious_Bastard - 939 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

62. Lauren Boebert's son called 911 in tears to report his father was 'throwing' him around the house. Then she took the phone. - 20102

r/TwoXChromosomes - u/firesculpting - 442 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

63. Guy jaywalking gets hit - 19260

r/PublicFreakout - u/Rolesium123 - 2944 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

64. Supports Target boycott, but daughter facing death threats on Facebook - 19222

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/Dagoru95 - 1299 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

65. Miracles happen. - 18924

r/wholesomememes - u/Worldly_Platform3586 - 193 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

66. Me_irlgbt - 18815

r/me_irlgbt - u/Miki-Corkrei - 402 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

67. Spanish military with tears see off Ukrainian soldiers who finished their training in Spain - 18768

r/ukraine - u/IgorVozMkUA - 477 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

68. Valuable information - 18706

r/dankmemes - u/NarcissisticEyes - 203 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

69. There's lowered, and then there's this - 18501

r/Unexpected - u/JuxtaThePozer - 737 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

70. if the boobies are pretty, you must say "not guilty" - 18223

r/tumblr - u/Meowface_the_cat - 196 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

71. Next level tie dye - 17256

r/TikTokCringe - u/Soreiyu - 610 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

72. [1984] Tina Turner performing at the Steel Claw live show. - 16772

r/OldSchoolCool - u/bendubberley_ - 662 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

73. Michael Jackson's career of billboard hits from the 1960's to the 2000's - 16654

r/interestingasfuck - u/Youngstown_Mafia - 1007 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

74. meirl - 16620

r/meirl - u/Sky-lander - 59 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

75. Electricity prices in Finland flipped negative — a huge oversupply of clean, hydroelectric power meant suppliers were almost giving it away - 16356

r/worldnews - u/thisisinsider - 803 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

76. I guess I’ll just put the ice back in the seafood case, since so many people are upset. - 16353

r/oddlysatisfying - u/nemonic187 - 285 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

77. girl who had her phone confiscated set her school dormitory on fire, 19 children died - 16063

r/facepalm - u/Certified_Borzoi - 1626 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

78. I found this orange baby today (big orange Citrus for reference). What should his name be? Fruit names encouraged! - 15970

r/cats - u/Calyx_of_Hell - 2500 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

79. All good Things are three - 15670

r/PrequelMemes - u/Cking1224 - 191 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

80. Renter to sender - 15611

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/Rekdon - 181 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

81. Thrill Seeker [OC] - 15586

r/comics - u/holleringelk - 358 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

82. Ain’t no way - 15399

r/shitposting - u/ExpertAccident - 278 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

83. who's here? - 15258

r/cats - u/evaferinr - 257 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

84. I am now a nomad - 15199

r/memes - u/johnlen1n - 66 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

85. Best pals 💕 - 15128

r/aww - u/vladgrinch - 187 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

86. Dumps construction waste on a Puerto Rican beach, wants border control to help with the locals - 15090

r/PublicFreakout - u/alagrancosa - 1417 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

87. Don't you have a pointless meeting to schedule? - 14971

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/crankbot2000 - 312 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

88. Retroactive interest on student loans - 14916

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/bodega_bladerunner - 408 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

89. The right wing in this country has officially gone off the deep end. - 14782

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Leather-Bug3087 - 1584 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

90. Whelp - 14758

r/tumblr - u/Justthisdudeyaknow - 485 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

91. Charlie was not happy that my boyfriend took our other dog to work with him today. We had a chat about it... he was inconsolable. - 14307

r/aww - u/bag-o-frogs - 245 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

92. Me_irl - 14220

r/me_irl - u/MatthewSkopinsky - 192 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

93. Is it normal for my cat to sleep like this? - 14159

r/cats - u/Accomplished-Bee8539 - 742 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

94. “…we literally have demons descending on us right now…” - 14046

r/facepalm - u/Project2506 - 1611 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

95. I am praying men get basic anatomy lessons - 14030

r/BrandNewSentence - u/Polarion - 370 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

96. Good to know - 13266

r/NonPoliticalTwitter - u/kevinowdziej - 71 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

97. This Clothing Store in Egypt Lets Dogs and Cats Sleep Inside When it's Hot Outside - 13265

r/HumansBeingBros - u/KingAzul - 196 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

98. TIL that Tina Turner had her US citizenship relinquished back in 2013 and lived in Switzerland for almost 30 years until her death. - 13163

r/todayilearned - u/EzekielTraore - 997 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

99. DeSantis dismisses climate change, calling it ‘politicisation of weather’ - 13057

r/inthenews - u/geoxol - 1737 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

100. 'It's not their money': Older Americans worried debt default means no Social Security - 12963

r/politics - u/Mountain-rescues - 1602 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

101. Ukrainian naval drone makes contact with Russian Yury Ivanov-class intelligence ship - 12475

r/CombatFootage - u/danthemadman00 - 1283 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

102. Modern Game File Sizes Be Like - 12362

r/comics - u/BeevsComics - 465 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

103. Applying makeup to Rebecca Romijn on the set of «X-Men», 2000 - 12208

r/pics - u/Homerchick3 - 581 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

104. Productivity is an illusion - 12136

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/toronto-gopnik - 335 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

105. TIL that in Iqaluit, the capital of Nunavut, instead of a rush hour, they have what locals call a "rush minute", owing to the fact that the city is not connected to the rest of Canada by road and has a population of roughly 7,000 people who mostly work for the government with similar schedules. - 11447

r/todayilearned - u/CarCat - 297 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

106. He's fine - 10630

r/perfectlycutscreams - u/liammott2030 - 78 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

107. Planet fitness pre-workout hit diff - 10585

r/HolUp - u/Epicbaconx4 - 341 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

108. Mom of the year tries to cross floodwaters with a stroller - 10547

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Alex8z - 820 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

109. brave lil kitty makes a new friend - 10345

r/aww - u/Lil_Jazzy - 133 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

110. Man gives car keys as ID - 10340

r/funny - u/BlueMagma212 - 590 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

111. The Response. Billionaire Loans Forgiven. No Raises. - 10334

r/antiwork - u/Monsur_Ausuhnom - 207 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

112. [Charania] Sources: The NBA’s Competition Committee is discussing potential of in-game penalty for flops that would result in technical foul free throw. Trial is possible at Summer League in July. - 10333

r/nba - u/Turbostrider27 - 1062 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

113. Trump workers moved Mar-a-Lago boxes a day before Justice Dept. came for documents - 10230

r/news - u/Hot-Bint - 429 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

114. The richest country in the world..... - 10082

r/WorkReform - u/InitialPatterna - 447 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

115. Always look out for crossing dogs - 9280

r/Wellthatsucks - u/myownpersonalreddit - 484 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

116. [Jalen Green] on Instagram Live: “Everyone’s commenting ‘don’t pull a pistol out’… I don’t got no gun 😂” - 9117

r/nba - u/AashyLarry - 604 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

117. Stingray consuming a fish - 9057

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Kooka32081 - 163 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

118. Cruelty is the point - 9023

r/LateStageCapitalism - u/ajwagner7777 - 396 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

119. Capitalism kills - 8590

r/antiwork - u/Billionairesmustdye - 190 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

120. You Can’t Make This Shit Up In Your Dreams - 8538

r/LateStageCapitalism - u/Disastrous-Resident5 - 326 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

121. British made Challenger 2 showing how effective ru fortifications are. - 8317

r/ukraine - u/C00L_HAND - 625 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

122. People who knew someone who died in a freak accident, what happened? - 8193

r/AskReddit - u/RawAsparagus - 6141 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

123. This guy makes his kid’s birthday special - 7688

r/wholesome - u/Frugit - 278 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

124. Creepy Crawlers. One of the many dangerous toys I played with in the 60's. - 7619

r/OldSchoolCool - u/harleybug88 - 804 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

125. Noticed my council are doing no mow may. All the flowers coming through look nice. - 7292

r/CasualUK - u/thisiscotty - 431 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

126. They really just uploaded a 25 hour long video lol - 7200

r/formuladank - u/theofficialhans - 141 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

127. Amanda Gorman's poem for Biden's inauguration banned by Florida school - 6818

r/nottheonion - u/geoxol - 526 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

128. Guy successfully defends himself from the assassin. - 6685

r/CrazyFuckingVideos - u/Genesis_001 - 420 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

129. Sexy af - 6549

r/HolUp - u/Schlappydog - 205 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

130. Aaron Judge and his dog Gus playing at Yankee Stadium - 6538

r/baseball - u/NoPersonKnowsWhoIAm - 242 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

131. Cursed_Positivity - 6521

r/cursedcomments - u/AlwaysStayAwesome - 102 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

132. Chinese poster for Spider-man: Across The Spider-Verse - 6324

r/movies - u/uhhuhidk - 204 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

133. Oh no who could have seen this coming /s - 6241

r/HolUp - u/MrNoName_ishere - 272 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

134. The kid got his time! - 5984

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid - u/mrkickftw - 166 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

135. hate when this happens - 5978

r/teenagers - u/DarkLight2112 - 203 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

136. At least Kang didn't have his whole plan revolve around some kids - 5802

r/marvelmemes - u/Shadowkiva - 345 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

137. Paying people for work isn't always necessary ... - 5070

r/ABoringDystopia - u/basalticeponymy - 57 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

138. I got to turn 29 today when there was a time no one thought I’d see 21. - 4964

r/pics - u/calmst0rm - 305 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

139. Trainload of swedish donated CV90 IFV's passed through Slovakia yesterday - 4811

r/ukraine - u/C00L_HAND - 328 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

140. finger safety test - 4772

r/interestingasfuck - u/Specific-College-194 - 283 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

141. Blue light madlad - 4255

r/madlads - u/Just__John - 35 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

142. Lauren Boebert's son called 911 in tears to report his father was 'throwing him around the house.' Then she took the phone. - 3837

r/politics - u/thisisinsider - 464 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

143. i’ve feared this day since the TCG released - 3740

r/Genshin_Impact - u/visualizedfear - 698 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

144. The difference a simple haircut makes - 3189

r/BeAmazed - u/retroactive_fridge - 153 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

145. [Post Game Thread] The Boston Celtics (2-3) fight to live another day and force a game 6, as they defeat the Miami Heat (3-2) by 110 - 97. Jayson Tatum puts up a 21/8/11 stat line in a win - 3181

r/nba - u/Nyhrox - 1567 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

146. I'm confused.. Was Walter White wearing a mask all along? - 3088

r/Unexpected - u/self-employedhustler - 58 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

147. The future we were promised. - 3056

r/funny - u/Mikadook - 201 Comments - Top position achieved: 23