top-of-reddit/2023/05/05-28-2023.md

1. School's out for summer - 61098

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Kelmo7 - 1279 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. Every. Single. Time - 58999

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/PacifierForAdult - 1703 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Paralyzed man walks after bluetooth connects his brain and spine - 50961

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Rollo_Tomasi3000 - 1336 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. I was recommended this acupuncturist who’s suppose to be great, but after a very uncomfortable drive home, I pulled out a full needle from my ass cheek. - 49525

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/mattedak - 2276 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

5. Next time you're tempted to buy your mom a dollar store sculpture, make sure to examine it all around - 47879

r/Unexpected - u/IranIsRising - 749 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. When your regulars are a group of strippers who come in after work - 44819

r/Serverlife - u/RecommendationNo2197 - 1406 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

7. Let's spread this as much as we can - 43124

r/antiwork - u/No_Emphasis_2011 - 887 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

8. A thing can’t commit treason - 41159

r/technicallythetruth - u/gannoggeleMuhan - 322 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

9. Found this today thought this was an appropriate place to share. - 40723

r/antiwork - u/DMoDooM - 845 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

10. Ok, I hate spiders but this little guy is super talented! - 40518

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/InternationalBase194 - 1115 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

11. A full 360 swing - 40270

r/interestingasfuck - u/Worldly_Platform3586 - 1491 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

12. Thinking you've done a big own - 39499

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ThrustBastard - 1263 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

13. Rampant child sexual abuse is occurring in churches — not at drag shows | A new report alleges widespread sexual abuse by the Catholic clergy in Illinois. Will conservatives call for a ban on minors in churches? - 39227

r/politics - u/m4dseas0n - 1523 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

14. Making a $17k dining table - 38182

r/interestingasfuck - u/DukeOfBagels - 3127 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

15. "A game that will look just as good 20 years from now" - 37107

r/pcmasterrace - u/Demsbiggens - 1486 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

16. You can see the moment the cops soul leaving his body when he realises he messed up. - 36782

r/facepalm - u/Zxxzzzzx - 3505 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

17. me_irl - 36437

r/meirl - u/ASIK-1952 - 671 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

18. Babysitter posts photo of child on Instagram without asking her parents permission. - 35732

r/facepalm - u/mindyour - 3536 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

19. Great question - 35520

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/seangolden06 - 904 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

20. Stay out of my territory - 35505

r/memes - u/SweatyChickenBuuuubz - 245 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

21. Illinois to Become First State to Ban Book Bans - 33529

r/news - u/-lousyd - 898 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

22. Meirl - 32812

r/meirl - u/iamsickened - 1288 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

23. For the boys - 32011

r/wholesomememes - u/BaddyBender - 666 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

24. meirl - 31796

r/meirl - u/Jimbo072 - 916 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

25. The Failed Investment: When Risks Turned Sour - 30577

r/facepalm - u/VisibleBetz - 271 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

26. Can we bring back "shame"? - 30365

r/facepalm - u/danhoeg - 3174 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

27. Texas Girl Born in Jail Heading to Harvard After Graduating at the Top of Her Class - 29607

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Reddituser0346 - 802 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

28. Thats called support - 29500

r/wholesomememes - u/Kaos2018 - 375 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

29. A lawyer used ChatGPT for legal filing. The chatbot cited nonexistent cases it just made up - 29292

r/technology - u/FunEntersTheChat - 2131 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

30. Man dies after going days in Duval County jail without medication, family says - 29077

r/news - u/SurfinPirate - 1329 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

31. Somebody went full math at a casino stairwell - 29066

r/pics - u/jlaux - 1519 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

32. me_irl - 28291

r/me_irl - u/EfficiencyGlass2366 - 972 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

33. Lioness tried her best in calming Lion from attacking a stupid zookeeper who was making eye contact with lion! - 27945

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/UnhappyTaro2408 - 858 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

34. TIL of the Jim twins, separated at birth and reunited at 39: both had married and divorced someone named Linda, were currently married to a Betty, had sons named James Allan, had dogs named Toy, drove the same car, had jobs in security, and regularly vacationed at the same beach in Florida - 27306

r/todayilearned - u/imaginexus - 888 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

35. Wild dog on the loose - 26237

r/Unexpected - u/Best_Lack_9933 - 713 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

36. Humanity is dead. - 25879

r/facepalm - u/NoRoomIn_Hell - 2512 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

37. ... - 25062

r/SipsTea - u/Freezing_Night - 378 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

38. Dog rings the bell, gets confused and barks coz "Someone is at the door" - 24301

r/funny - u/datrainman - 264 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

39. Progressives Condemn Biden-GOP Debt Ceiling Deal as 'Cruel and Shortsighted' — "For no real reason at all, hungry people are set to lose food while tax cheats get a free pass." - 24213

r/politics - u/Picture-unrelated - 2985 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

40. The moment your dog comes out of the fire you thought he died in. - 23887

r/pics - u/GnosticTheurgy - 523 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

41. TIL that transmissible spongiform encephalopathies (also known as prion diseases) have the highest mortality rate of any disease that is not inherited: 100% - 23624

r/todayilearned - u/Neil_2022 - 1383 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

42. Safety Window - 23387

r/aww - u/St0pX - 165 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

43. This is how men gain happiness - 23015

r/oddlysatisfying - u/JohnW305 - 584 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

44. Roof tiles featuring integrated bird shelters. It's truly an innovative concept. - 22963

r/interestingasfuck - u/SonicAkshay_26 - 1048 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

45. Carrying the franchise since 1957 - 22911

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/EvonyR - 1152 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

46. Thanks….for the spoiler…..didn’t care about them anyways….. - 22145

r/memes - u/Ulquiorr4_ - 334 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

47. Cat after all - 21755

r/aww - u/atbi20lik - 365 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

48. South vs North - 21622

r/tumblr - u/balsamicmoraine - 792 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

49. dafuq is this - 21554

r/shitposting - u/notgordonbombay - 1719 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

50. Protesting at a show - 21380

r/Unexpected - u/tom_haverford20 - 1945 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

51. MAGA portrait of the dominant ‘Alpha Male’… - 21340

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Travismatthew08 - 973 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

52. my childhood home burned down, but the beetlejuice sign my friend made me survived - 20521

r/mildlyinteresting - u/sugarpog - 312 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

53. Now I'm scared to be with him in the house - 20514

r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat - u/casualdelusion - 325 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

54. what a badass - 20341

r/shitposting - u/_qwerty6676 - 228 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

55. German grandma gets a flashback - 20122

r/HolUp - u/noneedforfuss - 761 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

56. ”Grandma has left the chat” - 19803

r/FunnyandSad - u/OnePath7813 - 337 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

57. Every. Single. Time. - 19099

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/imnotlookingaturbutt - 269 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

58. Deaf People Are Sneaky - 18837

r/Unexpected - u/Pee_Shivering1 - 367 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

59. Ukraine plans to impose sanctions against Iran for 50 years - 18719

r/worldnews - u/resonanzmacher - 767 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

60. My daughter can't fathom her great-grandparents' lifestyle - 18617

r/antiwork - u/PrimaryAd9159 - 1374 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

61. This crab cleaning its eyes - 18203

r/oddlysatisfying - u/lord_voldything - 130 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

62. Teachers seize disco equipment from 12-year-old boy who hosted a rave in school toilets - 18120

r/BrandNewSentence - u/butthenhor - 222 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

63. What should be the punishment for something like this? - 17926

r/facepalm - u/FinalSneak - 7391 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

64. TIL that in 67 C.E, Emperor Nero found a Boy named Sporus Who looked Like his deceased Wife, so he had him Castrated, Put in female attire, and made his entire Court play along with the act - 17762

r/todayilearned - u/JohnAdams4621 - 983 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

65. The difference between ego and determination - 17635

r/instant_regret - u/St0pX - 540 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

66. What’s this sorcery? 😂 - 17485

r/aww - u/Specific-College-194 - 161 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

67. Brazilian bricklayers play 'Sweet Child O' Mine' - 17182

r/MadeMeSmile - u/BurningBernie559 - 373 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

68. I choose death - 16896

r/funny - u/autom - 423 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

69. Notice to AirBnb guests - 16742

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/peachydonut69 - 1860 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

70. Sounds about right.... - 16566

r/gaming - u/Amart1985 - 121 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

71. Add "playing outside a daycare" to dangerous activities (LIC) - 16529

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/CrunchM - 475 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

72. "I am he" - 16291

r/facepalm - u/Canes-Venaticii - 387 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

73. To stop a fire from spreading - 15778

r/therewasanattempt - u/11stainless11 - 1549 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

74. To do an ATM robbery 'prank' - "It's a prank bro!" - 15772

r/therewasanattempt - u/Rizzo360 - 2523 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

75. TIL Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails one free, high-quality book every month to children from birth to age five, no matter their family’s income. - 15604

r/todayilearned - u/neveryorkcity - 310 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

76. He didn't even get his own language correct - 15259

r/facepalm - u/NormalFinding46746 - 1131 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

77. 🔥 These two determined trees at the top of Nevada Falls, Yosemite - 15088

r/NatureIsFuckingLit - u/MyNameGifOreilly - 152 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

78. Why doesn't he just move it closer - 14981

r/technicallythetruth - u/DankSunshine - 169 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

79. Don't ask anyone to pass the potatoes - 14975

r/dankmemes - u/johnlen1n - 143 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

80. Guy is utterly GOBSMACKED that priest is gay - 14513

r/facepalm - u/VariousBasket125 - 1297 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

81. Lioness was determined to get a lion's attention but had no luck in getting him to take notice of her - 14248

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/RealRock_n_Rolla - 729 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

82. The plans come to fruition and the expected result happens - 14244

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/Bonniemo - 612 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

83. Give me some motivation because I am shit scared - 14217

r/gaming - u/Not_Astud - 1297 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

84. An old Cricket Wireless was turned into a chicken restaurant in possibly the most lazy/ingenious way possible… - 14195

r/funny - u/KustomKonceptz - 319 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

85. Woman sings Happy Birthday to hip hop and film legend Busta Rhymes - 13985

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/ChrisTaliaferro - 519 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

86. Its a prank, bro - 13985

r/CrazyFuckingVideos - u/chuckiebanned31 - 1714 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

87. Rhode Island city councilman found asleep behind the wheel with crack pipe still in hand - 13850

r/nottheonion - u/Lantis28 - 684 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

88. heart - 13753

r/tumblr - u/meangyaru - 153 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

89. Can't judge a book by its cover. - 13395

r/MadeMeSmile - u/morganmonroe81 - 251 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

90. Boater lends a helping hand to give a goose some rest while mid flight. - 13387

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Closed_Aperture - 259 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

91. When people assume open source also means open to contribution - 13260

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/impulse65535 - 406 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

92. choose your new dark lord employer - 12994

r/comics - u/FredMalm - 603 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

93. The Kurtsystem, a £20million racehorse training system - 12956

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/dannybluey - 802 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

94. What’s this? - 12956

r/aww - u/pastebluepaste - 831 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

95. Go on. Say the letter. - 12846

r/tumblr - u/Casper_Von_Ghoul - 230 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

96. More than half of voters now want Britain to forge closer ties with the EU, poll reveals - 12736

r/worldnews - u/No_Zombie2021 - 985 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

97. Luang Pho Yai, a Thai Buddhist monk at 109 years old. - 12605

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/botcraft_net - 1787 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

98. Every one of their accusations is a confession - 12521

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Paneraiguy1 - 291 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

99. Life in plastic, it's fantastic - 12495

r/memes - u/THEGAMERGEEKYT - 215 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

100. Romanian falls asleep while driving - 12187

r/Unexpected - u/Only-Top-Corner - 291 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

101. Do The Math. $15/Hour Is Not A Living Wage - 12085

r/WorkReform - u/zzill6 - 443 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

102. Washing the kids stuffed animal - 12023

r/oddlyterrifying - u/Devi8tor - 438 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

103. The little blue couch 🛋️ (nsfw) - 11999

r/HolUp - u/charlieboyx - 250 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

104. Feinstein expressed confusion over Kamala Harris presiding over Senate: report - 11958

r/politics - u/metacyan - 1088 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

105. Imagine pulling your hair out trying to fix the servers for an entire day only to find out that it's because some mf made a recursive tweet. - 11756

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/CopperyMarrow15 - 214 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

106. Nintendo president apologized over joy-con drift, promised improvements, then won the lawsuits and are still selling defective controllers - 11736

r/NintendoSwitch - u/clbrri - 1091 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

107. Crisp blue rivers of Alaska Glaciers - 11657

r/BeAmazed - u/990harris990 - 332 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

108. What were the last 30 about - 11107

r/shittymoviedetails - u/supremeslice81 - 208 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

109. INACEPTABLE!! - 10852

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/Cool-Foundation - 159 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

110. The Death of Andrew Myrick - 10831

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/RecipeAvailable2190 - 399 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

111. With the state of new releases, I returned to Skyrim - 10475

r/pcmasterrace - u/FewHoursGaming - 700 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

112. Dude gets notified of a goal before it even happens - 10380

r/blackmagicfuckery - u/Gusmaum - 266 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

113. This is what a true ally looks like. Don’t let those mfs get comfortable with their racism. Call them out. Every. Time! Thank you, Sir. 🙏 - 10379

r/HumansBeingBros - u/1Hate17Here - 417 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

114. Family reunion is gonna be awkward - 10377

r/HolUp - u/Electronic_Lab5486 - 324 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

115. There's trashy and then there's whatever the hell this is - 10054

r/trashy - u/whitegirladdict - 558 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

116. I forgot to lock my dorm room and this cat casually opened the door, climbed into my bed and made herself at home - 9855

r/aww - u/BipolarMindAtNotEase - 260 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

117. Pain - 9817

r/formuladank - u/Chum_Menace - 137 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

118. No words for this garbage. - 9805

r/antiwork - u/Existentialidiot83 - 623 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

119. So it happened today - my 13yo daughter harassed in the changeroom - 9739

r/TwoXChromosomes - u/snarkitall - 577 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

120. Stating the obvious. - 9729

r/TikTokCringe - u/ghiraph - 644 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

121. Friendly exchange between Lando and Charles. - 9516

r/formula1 - u/MrGapes - 219 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

122. This mango being carved - 9414

r/oddlysatisfying - u/esther_night - 274 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

123. AMOUNG US!? - 9146

r/shitposting - u/pastoul - 160 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

124. me_irlgbt - 9134

r/me_irlgbt - u/NoobBuildMaster - 254 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

125. German engineering at it's best - 9104

r/funny - u/HarryPotterDBD - 233 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

126. Maybe maybe maybe - 9041

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/Little_meanie - 636 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

127. Sandra Bullock wore “the dress” before JLo did. - 8943

r/pics - u/Gaymface - 471 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

128. Flashback: Whatever happened to these essential workers promises? - 8935

r/LateStageCapitalism - u/return2ozma - 812 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

129. Heartbreaking: Seth MacFarlane actually makes a really good point. - 8840

r/CuratedTumblr - u/thecommunismwillwin - 582 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

130. Fruit and Vegetable Decomposition Timelapse - 8839

r/interestingasfuck - u/colapepsikinnie - 437 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

131. Its a prank, bro - 8628

r/PublicFreakout - u/chuckiebanned31 - 1167 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

132. Things have changed since you went to college - 8586

r/coolguides - u/OriginalDaikona - 256 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

133. Wait, do some actually do that - 8531

r/dankmemes - u/Ajawad87 - 213 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

134. Truck driver said I hit him but didn’t know I had a dash - 8381

r/IdiotsInCars - u/value_meal_papi - 276 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

135. How do you even think of this💀 - 7709

r/rareinsults - u/LeadNegotiator - 76 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

136. Who wants a belly rub? - 7515

r/wholesomememes - u/bossyrepository - 69 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

137. Fernando Alonso joined Max Verstappen's celebration photo with his team - 7201

r/formula1 - u/ICumCoffee - 212 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

138. Yikes - 7105

r/PublicFreakout - u/autom - 865 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

139. When you go with the frenzied flame route: - 7105

r/Eldenring - u/Material-Delivery-28 - 83 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

140. Four weeks ago I found an egg in the woods. It spent three weeks under a broody duck and then a week under a heatlamp. Meet Higgins. - 6915

r/CasualUK - u/thefreshbraincompany - 228 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

141. Just put this guy in jail already - 6908

r/facepalm - u/Aki008035 - 646 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

142. In 2006, 51 year old Susan Kuhnhausen in Portland was attacked by a hitman hired her own husband. His wife ended up killing the hitman with her bare hands. While Susan was choking the hitman, she offered him to get an ambulance only if he would tell her who hired him. She survived but hitman didn't - 6677

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/curioustic - 178 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

143. Raccoon is a narc - 6593

r/NonPoliticalTwitter - u/cnrybry122 - 37 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

144. Going 80mph with this poor dog on the bed - 6301

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/jbirdart - 790 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

145. The Mostest Alpha-est of the Alpha Males - 6152

r/PoliticalHumor - u/japoliony - 261 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

146. With the amount of Reddit love Bill Nye gets, this guy at least deserves a tip of the cap... - 6066

r/pics - u/Readilypromote61 - 460 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

147. Long live the Queen! - 5854

r/LinusTechTips - u/Crad999 - 717 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

148. Pushing doors like you own the place - 5648

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/King_Tomioka - 396 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

149. To figure out Trump’s natural skin color - 5484

r/therewasanattempt - u/enp803_test - 311 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

150. Man tries to kick guys practicing off baseball field - 5369

r/PublicFreakout - u/SamMee514 - 338 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

151. Texts I received from my manager tonight… - 5265

r/antiwork - u/snowy_blissful - 514 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

152. A funny language - 4782

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/Kryptonite_wm - 98 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

153. He is inevitable - 4695

r/nbacirclejerk - u/FreeformCauliflower - 272 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

154. My reaction - 4648

r/marvelmemes - u/marvelnerddd69 - 116 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

155. This cat calculating physics - 4433

r/oddlysatisfying - u/its_muh_username - 46 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

156. How haters are born - 4261

r/formuladank - u/dannybluey - 181 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

157. Girl destroys annoying bully - 4240

r/fightporn - u/fonsbark - 253 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

158. Cop who tried to kill motorcyclist is “under review.” - 4209

r/nonononoyes - u/ddhytyh45476 - 345 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

159. Still relevant today - 4092

r/pics - u/Modestlyunstuff340 - 44 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

160. TIL Approximately 73 to 100 million sharks are killed annually worldwide just for their fins. Primarily driven by the demand for shark fins as an ingredient of a status symbol soup. - 4020

r/todayilearned - u/HTXYSF - 291 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

161. Not mine - 2553

r/PrequelMemes - u/Wooden_Afternoon_276 - 87 Comments - Top position achieved: 21