top-of-reddit/2024/03/03-01-2024.md

1. Last week I underwent surgery that will probably change my life. - 57634

r/MadeMeSmile - u/benhundben - 2151 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. Navalny's funeral - 49515

r/pics - u/Z12oks - 2012 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Makes no sense - 41506

r/oddlyspecific - u/Deathrider66 - 2178 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

4. Can you see it? - 40182

r/interestingasfuck - u/fliffie - 530 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

5. meirl - 36633

r/meirl - u/anisism - 671 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

6. NY man sentenced to 25 years to life for killing woman who wound up in his driveway after wrong turn - 34824

r/news - u/TopGsApprentice - 3282 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. MJ realizing they are taking his photo whenever he moves - 33930

r/funny - u/Rarepredator - 984 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

8. Navalny's funeral in Moscow today. People applaud at the farewell - 32421

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/gamesover0 - 1429 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

9. Actor Stellan Skarsgård revealed he never wore makeup during the filming of Dune 2 (2024). By following the eating and hygiene habits of the average Reddit mod, he was able to look like this within just 3 weeks - 31847

r/shittymoviedetails - u/rasterblaster1111 - 291 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

10. The queue for Navalny's funeral - 30228

r/pics - u/Zed_Dead99 - 1121 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

11. Dark Brandon Jr. breathes fire - 28055

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ExactlySorta - 752 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. This blood clot was taken from the brain of a patient, reversing a stroke that would have been fatal if untreated. - 27873

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Zenmedic - 738 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

13. On this day 10 years ago, Twitch Plays Pokemon successfully beat its first Pokemon run. - 26379

r/gaming - u/thepkmncenter - 963 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

14. We got new neighbors. - 25699

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/lebouefbrittany - 1721 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

15. Trump waves to migrants across the border - 25647

r/pics - u/Brendawg324 - 3634 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

16. Swimmer gets disqualified for celebrating - 25573

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/xen0us - 2909 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

17. Meirl - 25489

r/meirl - u/fiyep23399 - 408 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

18. 102 year old man completing a 100 meter sprint - 25134

r/BeAmazed - u/Literally_black1984 - 950 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

19. This guy using the ladder like a natural extension of his body - 25054

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/16ap - 1606 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

20. Bro was flabbergasted - 23845

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Delicious-Let8429 - 580 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

21. 8th grade grading rubric my sons teacher is planning to use , wtf. - 22769

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/stolenbyfire - 1452 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

22. My girlfriend's hair got caught in zipper of my hoody. - 22668

r/mildlyinteresting - u/ttubbster - 335 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

23. Guy holds down attacking dog until owner arrives - 21937

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Green____cat - 2191 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

24. A very intelligent person - 21891

r/clevercomebacks - u/KiRiT000000 - 539 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

25. Swimmer gets disqualified for celebrating - 20738

r/interestingasfuck - u/xen0us - 2538 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

26. Overweight bumblebee can't stop - 20355

r/BeAmazed - u/God_Kratos_07 - 1079 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

27. WE DID IT!!! VELD IS OURS!!! - 20134

r/Helldivers - u/NaiTheKnight44 - 876 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

28. Alright, This is getting out of hand. - 19245

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Maroon5Freak - 1359 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

29. May all of you out there find the love and support you truly deserve! - 18858

r/wholesomememes - u/AJC_10_29 - 338 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

30. TIL during production of the reality show "Teach," Tony Danza did not allow the producers to generate fake drama between himself and the students. As a result, the show was canceled after 7 episodes. - 18599

r/todayilearned - u/alehasfriends - 748 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

31. Happens to the best of us - 18385

r/memes - u/Neat_Philosopher9141 - 760 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

32. Couldn’t agree more 🇺🇸✊🏽 - 18095

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/SolarKoda - 640 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

33. Have you noticed this lately? - 17642

r/jobs - u/Notalabel_4566 - 712 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

34. These separate coat closets for employees in their break room - 17398

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Syphylicia - 503 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

35. Biden to announce US air drop of aid into Gaza, US officials say - 17393

r/worldnews - u/epycteetus - 2469 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

36. My Mom packs meatballs like they're cocaine. - 17050

r/funny - u/Mcgruff - 353 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

37. this feel very appropriate for this sub reddit. - 16857

r/antiwork - u/angels_megurine_luka - 208 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

38. TIL that the average flacid penis is 3.6 inches and 5.2 inches for an erect penis. - 16612

r/todayilearned - u/imperialtrooper88 - 3285 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

39. In Hostiles (2017), Christian Bale wears a different color campaign hat than the younger soldiers because the Army began issuing the drab/brown hats in 1883 whereas Bale’s character is a veteran of the 1876 Sioux War which took place during the time that the black hats were originally issued. - 16605

r/MovieDetails - u/8upsoupsandwich - 359 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

40. Lauren Boebert's Son Allegedly Robbed a Woman With a Brain Tumor of Her Last $75 - 16498

r/nottheonion - u/rinisini - 978 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

41. The Oompa Loompa from the Glasgow Willy Wonka "Experience" - 16396

r/pics - u/CGP05 - 668 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

42. My tattoo bandage after a week is very detailed. - 16274

r/mildlyinteresting - u/eldfen - 528 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

43. checkmate atheists - 16182

r/clevercomebacks - u/Citron_Neat - 336 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

44. Meirl - 15588

r/meirl - u/blaze_uchiha999 - 404 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

45. MEIRL - 15261

r/meirl - u/postymcpostpost - 420 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

46. Only females wipe - 15243

r/facepalm - u/Asian_Climax_Queen - 5408 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

47. A baby stays a baby forever - 15011

r/wholesomememes - u/Carole_Smith11 - 211 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

48. IRS launches crackdown on 125,000 wealthy ‘non-filers’ - 14932

r/news - u/Silent_killa42 - 695 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

49. Nikki Haley calls for all Trump legal cases to be 'dealt with' before November - 14586

r/politics - u/randalflagg - 859 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

50. Someone put a tramp stamp on the Mothman statue in Point Pleasant, WV - 14510

r/ATBGE - u/Flotack - 349 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

51. These people are irredeemable... - 14358

r/facepalm - u/YokoYokoOneTwo - 2121 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

52. The moment an FSB agent admits to poisoning Navalny - 14324

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Craig93Ireland - 391 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

53. Boss man strikes again . . . - 14259

r/Helldivers - u/LittleBlueCubes - 963 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

54. Everything was better in the olden days - 14147

r/memes - u/SeaworthinessEasy122 - 639 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

55. TIL a schoolteacher once got a kidney transplant where the donor was a chimpanzee. The teacher lived for nine months and in the autopsy, the chimp kidneys looked perfectly fine without any signs of rejection. - 14085

r/todayilearned - u/Ok-Indication-5121 - 443 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

56. to poach - 13778

r/therewasanattempt - u/CantStopPoppin - 1371 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

57. Unlimited Supply - 13778

r/memes - u/Flashlight237 - 544 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

58. I’m broke in my country but a millionaire in Vietnam - 13721

r/technicallythetruth - u/Engineershits - 1658 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

59. A Father built a custom controller for his daughter to play Zelda - 13221

r/BeAmazed - u/Specific-Cycle437 - 320 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

60. There are two fake HELLDIVERS 2 pages on the store right now - 13102

r/Steam - u/Borizwithaz - 598 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

61. I’m with Hunter. Never agree to disagree - 12725

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/radio_ACTIVE_man - 356 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

62. Hasta la vista humanity - 12509

r/memes - u/MetaKnowing - 369 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

63. Zhang Ruifang is a 102-year-old grandma with a Cutaneous horn. These horns are made of the same protein we have in our nails and hair (keratin) but rarely grow this big, and hers has already reached 6cm in length. - 12502

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Majoodeh - 884 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

64. Diamonds don't last forever! - 12480

r/interestingasfuck - u/Due_Magician_5565 - 1152 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

65. Anon realised after 19 years - 12383

r/shitposting - u/uoiya - 245 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

66. Make America Straight Again - 12278

r/TikTokCringe - u/bloody-lissy - 565 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

67. Texas farmers vote for Republicans who prevent environmental regulations on PFAS compounds. Then are sold PFAS containing compounds that kill their cattle and destroy their property. So now they are upset. - 12176

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/amateur_mistake - 448 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

68. The frost on this statue made it surreal. - 11974

r/oddlysatisfying - u/Several-Position2154 - 98 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

69. Now this is a man with a plan - 11841

r/madlads - u/Icy-Advertising-7288 - 106 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

70. cursed_skirt - 11823

r/cursedcomments - u/alisonbabyygirl - 150 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

71. Parry the Platypus - 11424

r/Eyebleach - u/never_have_I_never - 184 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

72. Insecure - 11310

r/JeffArcuri - u/Smartastic - 237 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

73. Third state which will likely be overturned by SCOTUS. - 11308

r/facepalm - u/bobjoe55 - 1381 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

74. Losing 11 Jets In 11 Days, Russia Stumbles Toward Aerial Collapse - 11264

r/worldnews - u/SLAVAUA2022 - 771 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

75. My resort said everything in the bar fridge is complimentary - 11240

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/salc347 - 273 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

76. it's enough to make a grown Helldiver cry - 10981

r/Helldivers - u/Sauron69sMe - 517 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

77. Kim Jong Un attending a Swiss high school under the name "Pak-un" in the 90s - 10915

r/pics - u/Fast-Bird-546 - 665 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

78. Should I pet that belly or is it a trap? - 10914

r/cats - u/ThatsLike_UROpinion - 983 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

79. Liz Cheney Nukes the Supreme Court Over Trump Delay—and Hands Dems a Weapon - 10643

r/politics - u/OtmShanks55 - 1059 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

80. isLeapDay - 10531

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/Croves - 291 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

81. TIL that Tchaikovsky received financial support from a patron that allowed him to pursue a career as a full-time composer. However, the patron stipulated that they should never meet in person. - 10466

r/todayilearned - u/vekerem - 307 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

82. To never again - 10286

r/therewasanattempt - u/chrisjd - 850 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

83. Being a bro to drunks in Japan - 10176

r/TikTokCringe - u/No_Cranberry_4801 - 533 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

84. THE META - 10062

r/comics - u/JimKB - 149 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

85. Just don't get anything from Ubisoft and you will be fine. - 9922

r/memes - u/Avarybadmeme - 605 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

86. New family concepts unsettle me - 9825

r/funny - u/Thejonest - 768 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

87. Biden announces U.S. will airdrop food aid into Gaza - 9780

r/politics - u/nbcnews - 2104 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

88. Zero regrets - 9722

r/HolUp - u/blonderengelx3 - 231 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

89. I mean its much more effective?? - 9312

r/memes - u/CARZGOVROOM - 282 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

90. Queen Jackie is going to be 22 this year— and as you can see, she’s still in mint condition! I couldn’t be prouder of myself as an 11 year old cat mom who bottle fed her from an hour old, and she’s still with me in my 30s 🥹✨🩶 - 9273

r/aww - u/maaalicelaaamb - 169 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

91. my dads response to me asking him for tampons (17f) - 9123

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/LiveLaughRocknRoll - 2823 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

92. …. Says the woman trafficker - 9074

r/facepalm - u/NeverEndingWalker64 - 1123 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

93. meirl - 8888

r/meirl - u/doyoumindstfu - 207 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

94. Never give up - 8784

r/SipsTea - u/Icy-Book2999 - 307 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

95. Female 🚩s 🤦🏻‍♀️ - 8713

r/facepalm - u/Miserable-Error-3976 - 1719 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

96. Which one is David? 🤔 - 8521

r/HolUp - u/ROCKY13573 - 415 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

97. This is actually a proven method - 8295

r/funny - u/West-Win6532 - 249 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

98. Biden calls for 'immediate cease-fire' in Gaza - 8291

r/politics - u/Quiet_Dimensions - 1736 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

99. Who orders small coffee anyway? - 8144

r/clevercomebacks - u/cxhssb - 128 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

100. 💀😭😂 - 8119

r/shitposting - u/vivxnstfu - 206 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

101. Hell yea man, keep fighting - 8077

r/wholesomememes - u/TheexpertDoc - 81 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

102. Why does it hurt you to be nice? - 7893

r/MurderedByWords - u/beerbellybegone - 392 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

103. Wendell Pierce Cast as Perry White in James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ - 7890

r/movies - u/MarvelsGrantMan136 - 748 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

104. Made a pizza oven in the backyard - 7727

r/DIY - u/its-too-oicy - 428 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

105. Nuthn but a g thang - 7672

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/TheLaunchpadRockstar - 101 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

106. justDoIt - 7666

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/sunrise_apps - 224 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

107. Jury convicts first rioter to enter Capitol building during Jan. 6 attack - 7634

r/news - u/a_dogs_mother - 271 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

108. Israeli diplomat's son beaten up in Florida jail over discussion on sausages - 7618

r/nottheonion - u/NapoleonNewAccount - 537 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

109. “In regards to weapon stats…” - 7597

r/Helldivers - u/cryptic-fox - 1623 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

110. Huh!?!? - 7551

r/shitposting - u/MoonKnight_612 - 214 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

111. I think this film looks familiar 🤔 - 7391

r/rareinsults - u/PoonGoon24 - 431 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

112. Chaotic good fucking prank call - 7296

r/chaoticgood - u/LalaMcnulty - 50 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

113. An unexpected chant at Navalny's funeral - 7195

r/UkraineWarVideoReport - u/TotalSpaceNut - 254 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

114. To make this job look appealing - 7012

r/therewasanattempt - u/EndersGame_Reviewer - 246 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

115. Boomer gets his karma - 6890

r/BoomersBeingFools - u/shaslikscognates76 - 346 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

116. Tight spaces are reserved for your fav person - 6787

r/wholesomememes - u/ClarkkIE2gl9fb2 - 93 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

117. U had any hope? - 6604

r/formuladank - u/VishwjeetChavan - 197 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

118. A 100% winrate is much less impressive than 99.9% - 6591

r/Showerthoughts - u/Ordinary_Dinosaur - 277 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

119. He's a traitor - 6573

r/facepalm - u/ay-star - 374 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

120. Straight forward on point - 6542

r/SipsTea - u/Itz_slixx - 752 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

121. $10,000,000,000+ - 6494

r/antiwork - u/sillychillly - 303 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

122. Finally someone said it - 6071

r/starwarsmemes - u/FactEducational1746 - 106 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

123. YSK that if you get pulled over and a cops asks you "Do you know why I pulled you over" they are trying to get you to admit to something - 6028

r/YouShouldKnow - u/Icy_Wrangler_3999 - 765 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

124. Does this happen to everyone? - 5935

r/pcmasterrace - u/Bacon-bitzs - 471 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

125. I made the mistake of petting him once - 5926

r/holdmycatnip - u/Interesting-Bet4439 - 168 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

126. Yelp says going all in on remote work boosted job applications by 43% and led to a more satisfied workforce - 5848

r/technology - u/JannTosh50 - 246 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

127. Titl - 5436

r/shitposting - u/No_Alternative_2762 - 42 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

128. Boston Comedy in China - 5431

r/interestingasfuck - u/WhereIsHisRidgedBand - 420 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

129. I’m jealous of people who like their jobs - 5043

r/dankmemes - u/JohnnyTheBlazer - 162 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

130. What did they expect? - 4713

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/SunWukong3456 - 158 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

131. A true rock star - 4686

r/SipsTea - u/requeuedcrostf38 - 90 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

132. The first women in the epitome of stupid - 4452

r/facepalm - u/JayceKevinl32 - 126 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

133. It want to adopt it - 4423

r/wholesomememes - u/blaze_uchiha999 - 25 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

134. my cat passed away after spaying - 4378

r/cats - u/JackfruitMajestic813 - 380 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

135. really? - 4321

r/facepalm - u/East_Lobster97 - 1529 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

136. o shit........ - 4007

r/facepalm - u/Shoulder-Past624 - 753 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

137. How is it in your home? - 3688

r/meme - u/Sam_Drews - 202 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

138. "It's actually like that everywhere" - 3572

r/clevercomebacks - u/urmxmy - 64 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

139. What are the chances, huh? - 3040

r/marvelmemes - u/Forward_Walrus4316 - 204 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

140. Poor unfortunate soul. - 2880

r/rareinsults - u/annadarria - 81 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

141. Good guy fucking tipper “doesn’t” tip wink wink - 2502

r/chaoticgood - u/TrudieNunes - 80 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

142. Pretty sure our gov mandates the opposite in the US - 2129

r/Anticonsumption - u/mbnasucksjp - 79 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

143. The Fall - 2129

r/Anticonsumption - u/Bonus-Little348 - 151 Comments - Top position achieved: 25