top-of-reddit/2024/03/03-08-2024.md

1. I grew my hair out for 3.5 years to turn into a wig for my gf with alopecia - 89091

r/pics - u/CodithEnnie - 1523 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. Literally me - 45237

r/meme - u/Shoddy-ko - 728 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Employee about to receive a warning - 42968

r/Unexpected - u/cschliep - 617 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

4. In Mexico there were government-sponsored public watch parties for the final episodes of Dragon Ball Super. They became so popular Japan had to send a formal diplomatic notice commanding them to stop, which they didn't. - 41828

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Flynja - 1099 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. Photographer captures the moment a lion sneaks up on a safari group… - 37984

r/BeAmazed - u/Mint_Perspective - 2294 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

6. Drink the lead water, peasant - 36213

r/clevercomebacks - u/CleverDad - 1498 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. How this sea plant reacts when it is touched - 34973

r/BeAmazed - u/Literally_black1984 - 1234 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

8. In my day, we didn't have no spectrum......all we had was weird. - 34363

r/oddlyspecific - u/buyttt - 701 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

9. Tf2 be like - 33686

r/Steam - u/throwaway624203 - 989 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

10. After 4 stages of exhausting screening for a job I get rejected for missing the cut-off by 3 points on a shitty online test. - 31712

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/scaly_telephony - 4646 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

11. Neighbor makes a compromise - 29673

r/MadeMeSmile - u/stoopididiotface - 1020 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

12. Mom Types - 29171

r/comics - u/Pizzacakecomic - 553 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

13. Baby sees his dad in his new haircut - 28288

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid - u/avrock1 - 706 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

14. Sir, this is not a strip club - 25097

r/facepalm - u/Visqo - 5154 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

15. Republicans Complain Joe Biden Had Too Much Energy At SOTU - 24992

r/nottheonion - u/drucifer271 - 2562 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

16. Eugene Levy just got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame - 24356

r/pics - u/Gato1980 - 606 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

17. After last night's state of the union speech - 24276

r/AdviceAnimals - u/mandy009 - 1581 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

18. meirl - 23656

r/meirl - u/jessym1m1 - 642 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

19. Only my right arm is allergic to my wristwatch - 23192

r/mildlyinteresting - u/godrim - 1725 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

20. Mugshots of man show the visual changes as he sank deeper into a life of crime. - 22004

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Individual_Book9133 - 1974 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

21. Not sure who's at fault, but this woman handled it perfectly - 21770

r/interestingasfuck - u/KaamDeveloper - 3094 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

22. A United States Representative during the President's State of the Union Address - 21343

r/pics - u/ohsinboi - 3482 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

23. I grew my hair out for 3.5 years to turn into a wig for my gf with alopecia - 21133

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Professional_Fox_566 - 236 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

24. TIL a survey found that 56% of commercial pilots admitted to sleeping while flying and 29% had woken up to find the other pilot asleep as well - 21074

r/todayilearned - u/Losttothesauce - 1117 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

25. Man finds out his best friends named their child after him. - 21006

r/MadeMeSmile - u/WutUtalkingBoutWill - 409 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

26. Macron Ready to Send Troops to Ukraine if Russia Approaches Kyiv or Odesa - 20985

r/worldnews - u/obaming16 - 2212 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

27. “Hey kid, here’s some identification you’ll need for the rest of your life but you’re not allowed to laminate it. We went ahead and printed it on gas station toilet paper for you” - 20864

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/TheBionicBastard - 1619 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

28. The Cosquer Cave located in France is situated about 37 meters (121 feet) below sea level and its entrance lies about 37 meters (121 feet) underwater. It contains around 600 paintings and engravings from the Upper Paleolithic period - 20488

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/ThatCoolBlondeGirl - 589 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

29. My kid’s teacher insists these two words are placed incorrectly and now her grade dropped a whole level. - 19914

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/LuLuWanda - 2610 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

30. Mass Airdrop of aid on Gazan coast - 19907

r/interestingasfuck - u/kirsion - 2894 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

31. meirl - 18514

r/meirl - u/Sami1398 - 371 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

32. Florida officer arrested for child pornography after first day on job - 18500

r/news - u/AudibleNod - 867 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

33. Imagine. - 18263

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/raindyrps - 804 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

34. Biden Just Delivered a Top Career Performance. He Needed It. - 17764

r/politics - u/mcthrowawayman1 - 1746 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

35. Glass half-full - 17547

r/funny - u/Majestic_Loan3599 - 119 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

36. The difference a history lesson can make - 17233

r/memes - u/so-unobvious - 502 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

37. He's just being blunt - 17021

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ExactlySorta - 390 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

38. 😆damn - 16965

r/facepalm - u/justacoupleqs - 886 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

39. MTG Trump costume jump scare. Yikes - 16862

r/TikTokCringe - u/onahighhorse - 1667 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

40. GOP Stunned To Discover It's Not Running Against A Cadaver In 2024 - 16143

r/politics - u/temporarycreature - 1252 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

41. Down boi! - 15734

r/tumblr - u/Egotlib - 53 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

42. This girl rescue a newborn hedgehog and raised it in her house - 15655

r/BeAmazed - u/Green____cat - 305 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

43. Can someone explain? Like bruh, what? - 15343

r/HolUp - u/EfficiencySerious200 - 329 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

44. The mech as been unlocked for purchase as of completion of the latest major order - 14905

r/Helldivers - u/Tristansfn - 1871 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

45. The right of refusal in a free market - 14464

r/facepalm - u/buiosurnar - 153 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

46. Maybe Maybe Maybe - 14385

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/Mistah-S - 1187 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

47. A Japanese-American girl pledging allegiance to US flag before she and her family were incarcerated. - 14241

r/pics - u/phoeebsy - 1007 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

48. Imagine being mad at someone for being good at their job 🤦🏽‍♂️ - 13853

r/facepalm - u/gocevblixend - 364 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

49. The old Mexican lady can’t stand racism anymore - 13688

r/clevercomebacks - u/thexbeatboxer - 303 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

50. Delivering sleeping bags with a plane - 13212

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/God_Kratos_07 - 432 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

51. People will di3 thanks to anti-choice stupidity - 13197

r/facepalm - u/plamchelhr - 470 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

52. TIL that Gov George Wallace of Alabama’s wife had cancer, but she didn’t know because he didn’t tell her. Doctors back then only told the husband. - 13086

r/todayilearned - u/jst4wrk7617 - 666 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

53. Thoughts on this? - 13029

r/BeAmazed - u/Creepy_Pride_9909 - 953 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

54. The skeletal results of selective breeding over the course of decades on Bull Terriers: - 13011

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/V-Tac - 684 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

55. My favourite line in the GTA series - 12681

r/gaming - u/Johnny-silver-hand - 184 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

56. Thank You Akira Toriyama 🫡❤️ - 12391

r/MemePiece - u/a1ghosty - 133 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

57. Adult Swim games are being removed from sale by Warner Bros, total wipeout likely - 12177

r/gaming - u/rip_cpu - 1077 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

58. When your custom character appears in a cutscene - 11953

r/ImTheMainCharacter - u/IAmAccutane - 706 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

59. DragonBall creator Akira Toriyama has PASSED AWAY - 11865

r/Naruto - u/Revolutionary-Mix646 - 341 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

60. TIL the deepest humans have ever drilled into the earth is 12,262 meters - 11833

r/todayilearned - u/Coffee_green - 1145 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

61. my father, a stoner musician from chicago. my mother, an irish catholic school girl from the burbs. together from 1977 to 2014. - 11631

r/OldSchoolCool - u/MalloryTheRapper - 466 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

62. Action Daydream - 11581

r/SipsTea - u/Icy-Book2999 - 503 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

63. Trump posts $91 million bond to appeal E. Jean Carroll defamation verdict - 11495

r/news - u/Ronil_wazilib - 1184 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

64. Republicans complain Joe Biden had too much energy at SOTU - 11400

r/politics - u/wsucoug - 1205 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

65. RIP King - 11227

r/dankmemes - u/Fulltime_Introvert - 121 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

66. TIL Walt Disney fired the creator of Goofy for trying to start a union. - 11223

r/todayilearned - u/athornton - 295 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

67. is this legal ? (from ky) - 11214

r/antiwork - u/peoplearemean78 - 1067 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

68. He handled that well 😬 - 11109

r/funny - u/MeeranQureshi - 585 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

69. Round man from Texas sentenced to 10 years for murdering wife - 10896

r/PublicFreakout - u/butt-cheek - 2176 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

70. Sad - 10735

r/shitposting - u/unfunnygirl56 - 156 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

71. My 78 year old father has discovered he can just ask chatGPT any question he wants the answer to instead of texting me🙌🏻🎉😂 - 10689

r/ChatGPT - u/ratthewmcconaughey - 414 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

72. Iroh was messing around. - 10621

r/TheLastAirbender - u/TwelveSilverSwords - 449 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

73. Coconut Oil Sparks when scooping! - 10555

r/interestingasfuck - u/SoulConcep7 - 581 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

74. Six years later and my ex's fraud just caught up to me with a vengeance. - 10487

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/GorillaSushi - 506 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

75. New family member needs a name - 10396

r/cats - u/Live_Entrepreneur221 - 1549 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

76. What it’s like to live in 100% relative humidity - 10235

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/snfssmc - 638 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

77. To troll the president - 10128

r/therewasanattempt - u/mud_dragon - 717 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

78. I don’t know what she expected - 9771

r/facepalm - u/hugues2814 - 433 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

79. me_irlgbt - 9749

r/me_irlgbt - u/Vynnora - 118 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

80. Vietnamese click farm - 9747

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Flimsy_Card8028 - 416 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

81. Drunk bloke finds out after testing this man's patience - 9736

r/ImTheMainCharacter - u/Altruistic-Cloud-639 - 1434 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

82. Rip to a real one… 🕊️ - 9695

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/TheLonelyGod97 - 138 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

83. Dev's Apology - 9554

r/Helldivers - u/ImproveYourMental - 125 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

84. Left lane is for passing, not just maintaining speed - 9500

r/SipsTea - u/serggg1183 - 2390 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

85. Cursed suggestion - 9492

r/cursedcomments - u/KINGGDX - 128 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

86. Because the water on base is unsafe - 9419

r/antiwork - u/legoturtle214 - 488 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

87. Permeable Concrete Absorbs Water To Prevent Flooding - 9364

r/oddlysatisfying - u/CommercialBox4175 - 641 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

88. Update from the CEO - 9227

r/Helldivers - u/limeshark - 678 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

89. Never gets old. - 9044

r/lgbt - u/Llemonlia - 132 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

90. Biden caught saying he and Netanyahu need to have ‘come to Jesus meeting’ - 8586

r/nottheonion - u/Urgullibl - 815 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

91. She just passed away in my arms. She was 24. - 8536

r/cats - u/originalkitten - 339 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

92. I had to give her a bath. I feel like I deserve to go to prison. - 8533

r/cats - u/Disastrous_Aside_831 - 350 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

93. I got no sympathy for this dumbass - 8499

r/facepalm - u/KaamDeveloper - 491 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

94. The U.S. Supreme Court was one of few political institutions well-regarded by Democrats and Republicans alike. This changed with the 2022 Dobbs ruling that overturned Roe v. Wade. Since then, Democrats and Independents increasingly do not trust the court, see it as political, and want reform. - 8497

r/science - u/smurfyjenkins - 585 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

95. S...Son?! - 8489

r/shitposting - u/Dracko7kkk - 167 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

96. TIL that when baseball player Roberto Clemente died in a plane crash, his teammate Manny Sanguillen was the only one of his teammates who did not attend the memorial service as he chose to dive into the shark-infested crash site to try to help retrieve the body. - 8466

r/todayilearned - u/astarisaslave - 146 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

97. Biden backs bill forcing TikTok sale: “If they pass it, I’ll sign it.” - 8449

r/technology - u/marketrent - 1520 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

98. Today’s hazard - 8218

r/BeAmazed - u/Dazzling_Action9456 - 406 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

99. Beautiful Baby - 8060

r/comics - u/LastPlaceComics - 107 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

100. Boomers selling their homes for $2 million after buying them in 1969 for 7 raspberries - 7996

r/BoomersBeingFools - u/Altruistic-Cloud-639 - 428 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

101. I get my keys in 24hrs. - 7833

r/wholesomememes - u/ztodd1 - 100 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

102. First girl was into it... - 7682

r/SipsTea - u/Nadeem1726 - 377 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

103. Woman dies after Brazilian butt lift procedure performed by Miami doctor who wasn't allowed to operate, lawsuit alleges - 7643

r/news - u/Corndogeveryday - 631 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

104. Impeach him. - 7387

r/facepalm - u/mavisisabniig - 486 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

105. Terror attack likely in Moscow today, UK and US warn - 7363

r/europe - u/TheTelegraph - 655 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

106. TIL that Flo from Progressive is worth $6 million, and earns $1 million per year 🫡 - 7285

r/todayilearned - u/EspressoReelSurf - 390 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

107. Ladies and gentlemen, a minute of silence. - 7110

r/memes - u/Another_Johnny - 204 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

108. Christopher Nolan Made $85M From ‘Oppenheimer’, the Total Will Continue to Rise as the Film Gets Sold to Streamers & Is Licensed for Years to Come - 6889

r/movies - u/DamnThatsInsaneLol - 579 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

109. Bulma [OC] - 6867

r/comics - u/aSliceofAlan - 64 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

110. RIP Francis Ngannou 💀 - 6705

r/ufc - u/prashanth1337 - 1501 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

111. For anyone trying to compare games like a child, the devs are streaming themselves playing Helldivers 2. - 6661

r/DeepRockGalactic - u/Big_Bluejay4331 - 337 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

112. Lets take a second guys, Rip Akira Toriyama. - 6660

r/Jujutsufolk - u/Prize-Blackberry9530 - 296 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

113. wink wink - 6554

r/memes - u/thaboy36 - 393 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

114. Victims of their own success? NYC budget director says school menus were cut because too many kids were eating - 6294

r/nottheonion - u/pabspro - 311 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

115. Toriyama was the glue that held Latin America together - 6267

r/dankmemes - u/Tipex - 70 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

116. Father takes playing with his daughter very serious. - 6250

r/TikTokCringe - u/soulsista04us - 207 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

117. Hot Water meets Rough Ice - 6225

r/Satisfyingasfuck - u/praduman6969 - 144 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

118. Anti-vax Trump flips to pro-vax and his followers aren't buying it - 6141

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/Qomplete - 431 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

119. This sign at the hospital - 6136

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Sonzabitches - 418 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

120. fades in Faerûn - 6108

r/tumblr - u/Faenix_Wright - 75 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

121. According to official sources, Akira Toriyama has passed away at the age of 68. - 5988

r/dragonball - u/vlorsutes - 752 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

122. I won a crazy AMD giveaway! - 5947

r/pcmasterrace - u/BoukiBoi - 295 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

123. The entire headline - 5874

r/BrandNewSentence - u/dtnsnn - 96 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

124. Peter explain please? - 5765

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/Retr0451 - 240 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

125. Rest in peace Toriyama - 5686

r/dankmemes - u/fra_poco - 139 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

126. Biden just delivered a State of the Union unlike anything we've seen before - 5598

r/politics - u/croato87 - 745 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

127. Excuse me, what? - 5543

r/HolUp - u/Stoikx - 731 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

128. Drive by Buddies 01 - Accident - 5482

r/comics - u/AndreMuller-art - 58 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

129. Trudeau says some Pro-Palestinian protests cross the line into hate, harassment - 5444

r/worldnews - u/Majano57 - 937 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

130. Las Vegas police facing Mike Tyson after he'd just bitten Holyfield's ear off (1996) - 5332

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/drkmatterinc - 228 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

131. Working hard - 5203

r/tumblr - u/caughtyoulookinn - 36 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

132. Giving up:( - 5150

r/Wellthatsucks - u/Clothes-Bulky - 882 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

133. Virtual autopsy of 50-year old man run over by train - 4912

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/KyliesOriginalFace - 577 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

134. Streamer tells professor to stfu, student isn’t having it - 4833

r/ImTheMainCharacter - u/DaWizardTower - 819 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

135. Introducing Ted to his little brother he got so overwhelmed - 4794

r/DOG - u/HireDeep7566 - 100 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

136. Image of Goku being comforted by Naruto and Luffy - 4775

r/ChatGPT - u/r_user2908 - 158 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

137. Peak fiction - 4765

r/whenthe - u/Fluffiddy - 199 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

138. Spent 3 hours on this puzzle for this... - 4724

r/Wellthatsucks - u/chasinghappin3ss - 174 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

139. [REQUEST] what are the odds of this happening? - 4136

r/theydidthemath - u/Separate_Place_9044 - 177 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

140. Saudi Arabia's first male robot touching the reporter - 4078

r/oddlyterrifying - u/Movie_Advance_101 - 175 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

141. His reaction when he finds out he is having triplets - 3951

r/Satisfyingasfuck - u/Hungry_Suggestion471 - 202 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

142. cursed_progression - 3572

r/cursedcomments - u/ashmenon_ - 72 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

143. He looks so smug andfunn satisfied with himself after - 3540

r/funny - u/sorceress_lord - 99 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

144. Be kind to your pets. - 2698

r/wholesomememes - u/Forward_Disaster_730 - 122 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

145. 7 weeks - 2503

r/discordVideos - u/telenova_tiberium - 73 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

146. Thank you Steam, very cool! - 2477

r/Steam - u/Federrfweq - 86 Comments - Top position achieved: 25