top-of-reddit/2024/03/03-11-2024.md

1. Get an online friend who would do this for you - 45198

r/madlads - u/EfficiencySerious200 - 731 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. It is ridiculous - 39705

r/facepalm - u/Tiffany_truer - 1822 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Just imagine how republicans would react - 39192

r/facepalm - u/ndaxkaltia - 1633 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

4. Boeing whistleblower found dead in US in apparent suicide - 38800

r/technology - u/tommos - 3314 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. Messi the dog and his clapping paws at the Academy Awards - 37921

r/pics - u/holyfruits - 445 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

6. Well - 36552

r/AccidentalRenaissance - u/ctavrosa - 118 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

7. First, I was upset, then it made my eyes tear up. - 35788

r/Unexpected - u/CG_17_LIFE - 1175 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

8. In 2006, during a study, a group of scientists killed the world's oldest animal found alive. The animal nicknamed Ming was a type of mollusk and was 507 years old when it was discovered. - 34380

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Ok_Writing_9320 - 942 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

9. Cops save choking four year old boy using a special device. Kid gives a hug. - 34206

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Far_Deal3589 - 1952 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. Endless Wealth, Disparity Among Billionaires: Tackling Inequality - 32628

r/antiwork - u/GlooomySundays - 1087 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

11. Finally got married on my wife's 50th birthday after almost 20 years together - 32360

r/MadeMeSmile - u/kajola1969 - 1666 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. Joe Biden suddenly leads Donald Trump in multiple polls - 32262

r/politics - u/SportsGod3 - 3592 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

13. Meirl - 30488

r/meirl - u/Dry_Regret7094 - 514 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

14. Boeing whistleblower found dead in US - 30164

r/news - u/ssnistfajen - 1646 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

15. How movie characters die in different countries - 29120

r/funny - u/Delicious-Let8429 - 363 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

16. When United Airlines refused to pay for his broken guitar, Dave Carroll released a complaint diss track. This resulted in the Airline's stock to go down 10%, about 180 Million, and the incident is a Harvard case study. - 28978

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/MasterShifu_21 - 508 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

17. Boeing whistleblower found dead in US - 28319

r/nottheonion - u/carolinaindian02 - 941 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

18. Bleed him dry - 27935

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ExactlySorta - 1142 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

19. An abandoned shrine in japan that I’m trying to fix - 27539

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Kenouk - 756 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

20. What's your guilty pleasure movie? - 26467

r/Unexpected - u/pototoykomaliit - 742 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

21. TIL Spike Lee negotiated with a Brazilian drug lord to allow him to film Michael Jackson's 96 music video 'They Don’t Care About Us' in a Rio de Janeiro slum. The drug kingpin replied “With Michael Jackson here, this will be the safest place in the world.” - 26425

r/todayilearned - u/AmiroZ - 596 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

22. Throwing Meat from an offshore oilrig - 26424

r/BeAmazed - u/AmpleAnna - 1820 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

23. He asked for a little one - 26115

r/wholesomememes - u/zakilla212 - 50 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

24. America: Debt Free by 2013 - 23991

r/agedlikemilk - u/Whatever__Dude_ - 1736 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

25. My neighbor accidentally shot into my apartment destroying my TV - 23733

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Trowisk - 4528 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

26. Google's new quantum computer is 241 million times faster than the one released in 2019. - 23243

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/sbgroup65 - 2146 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

27. Meirl - 22394

r/meirl - u/Faruzia - 2373 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

28. Robert Downey Jr. speech after winning his first Oscar for Best Supporting Actor in the movie "Oppenheimer". - 22286

r/interestingasfuck - u/Youngstown_Mafia - 992 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

29. A positive place - 21857

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Sming7177 - 290 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

30. Tiger population comparison by country - 20224

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Excellent_Plant_3O15 - 1630 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

31. Stand up to criminals, to pat them in the back and welcome them to the team. - 19701

r/clevercomebacks - u/Head-Gap8455 - 544 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

32. Unbelievable! - 19137

r/facepalm - u/monaleeparis - 1152 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

33. Just imagine how republicans would react - 19123

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/thatguy9684736255 - 477 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

34. Always nice to be reminded that male body shaming is socially acceptable - 18762

r/facepalm - u/plkirk423 - 1665 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

35. TIL: Henry Heimlich got to use the Heimlich maneuver in 2016, 40+ years after he invented it when a fellow senior in his living community was choking. He was 96 and while had demonstrated it countless times, he had never used it in a real scenario until then. - 18451

r/todayilearned - u/Flares117 - 377 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

36. How to pick up an unconscious person in a fire emergency situation. - 18259

r/interestingasfuck - u/Green____cat - 530 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

37. Had to replace my sign at work because someone was offended - 18053

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/pickledelephants - 1503 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

38. Imagine this - 17965

r/antiwork - u/EmilyG702 - 930 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

39. And March is Monthly Appreciation Awareness Month, for those who need to know which month to appreciate various groups - 17286

r/clevercomebacks - u/Birdy_Cephon_Altera - 215 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

40. Man-made, False God. - 17083

r/Bossfight - u/marssar - 747 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

41. Help! New wife has crippling debt. - 16846

r/Money - u/Ready_Cash9333 - 6986 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

42. After 5 years, we finally tied the knot! - 16833

r/MadeMeSmile - u/maddskillz18247 - 416 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

43. Morgan Beeman - 16773

r/wholesomememes - u/Mysterious-Pepper342 - 194 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

44. Is this actually true? - 16563

r/memes - u/GloveBusiness855 - 540 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

45. After Russia lost 2 prized A-50 planes, Ukraine struck a factory that's replacing them, reports say - 16557

r/worldnews - u/mivvvy - 565 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

46. Amazing aiming skills at a fun fair game - 16405

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Literally_black1984 - 516 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

47. The GOP can't leave MAGA — "Americans must electorally mercy-kill the Republican Party" - 16132

r/politics - u/zsreport - 1207 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

48. IPA Drinkers trying to convince you it tastes good - 16055

r/memes - u/Wise-Apple93 - 1453 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

49. a cool guide to family tree of donald duck - 15856

r/coolguides - u/prof_devilsadvocate - 823 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

50. Dragon's Dogma 2 Character Creator is the best thing in this year so far - 15393

r/gaming - u/IcePopsicleDragon - 163 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

51. Just paid $900 for the vet to tell me she's full of sh*t - 15185

r/cats - u/burtmackliin - 959 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

52. Ai taking over Facebook - 15153

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/rohiin - 1411 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

53. Found on Insta - 15019

r/wholesomememes - u/Ogurasyn - 107 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

54. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito at the Oscars tonight - 14757

r/pics - u/Gato1980 - 223 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

55. AR-15: My Ticket to Parental Freedom in a Healthcare Dilemma - 14362

r/clevercomebacks - u/Present-Party4402 - 532 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

56. To embarrass Stephen King - 14337

r/therewasanattempt - u/Ok_Acadia3526 - 754 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

57. Too sweet for words - 14252

r/MadeMeSmile - u/OldAd4526 - 315 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

58. 5th Element [OC] - 14107

r/comics - u/aSliceofAlan - 251 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

59. Shen's Joke - 13859

r/comics - u/shenanigansen - 276 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

60. When the police is near by… - 13753

r/funnyvideos - u/Efficient_Sky5173 - 363 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

61. Fairs Fair. - 13562

r/antiwork - u/Lounginghog64 - 291 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

62. New 0.05 ply toilet paper at work.. - 13549

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/benevolentdespots - 876 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

63. Wins for "Oppenheimer" and "Godzilla Minus One" mean this is the first time a movie and it's sequel both won Oscars the same year. - 13536

r/shittymoviedetails - u/Penguin-Monk - 127 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

64. Solitary Balemoon in a Sky of Fading Stars - 13514

r/Genshin_Impact - u/genshinimpact - 923 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

65. Entire World Laughs At Trump At Oscars - 13466

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/LondonDavis1 - 853 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

66. Miners saving their canaries - 13207

r/MadeMeSmile - u/lstroud21 - 119 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

67. Eat The Rich. — Ok. - 12987

r/interestingasfuck - u/Efficient_Sky5173 - 395 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

68. meirl - 12934

r/meirl - u/CashBey - 262 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

69. In 1992, Marisa Tomei delivers in “My Cousin Vinny” 😍 - 12927

r/OldSchoolCool - u/franckJPLF - 671 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

70. Battling cancer so there’s a possibility I might not be here for long. I wish there was a way to tell this attention hoe that I am not abandoning him and that I’ll miss him! - 12324

r/cats - u/Kyrie01010011 - 500 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

71. um date super normal - 12233

r/SipsTea - u/linojTTV - 674 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

72. Long Live the King - 12107

r/DOG - u/howtothrust - 79 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

73. Disgusting - 11969

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/33Fanste33 - 442 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

74. What twenty years is worth to my company - 11969

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/EpsilonHalo - 2171 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

75. Siuuuuuuuuu!! - 11837

r/madlads - u/creativessb20 - 276 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

76. Boeing whistleblower found dead in US - 11802

r/aviation - u/reddit-suave613 - 797 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

77. Wholesome - 11641

r/shitposting - u/Kashemo_the_fraud - 117 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

78. how to identify the avatar: - 11506

r/TheLastAirbender - u/by-ruby - 208 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

79. Elephant uses a stick to clean between his toes - 11496

r/BeAmazed - u/MarionberryRight8261 - 216 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

80. Michelle Yeoh handed the Oscar to Jennifer Lawrence so Emma Stone could receive it from her “best friend” 🥹 - 11435

r/popculturechat - u/stars_doulikedem - 234 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

81. Human, Where have you been? I missed youuuu! - 11301

r/Eyebleach - u/ternera - 202 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

82. Princess Kate apologizes for manipulated family photo, saying she was experimenting with editing - 11157

r/nottheonion - u/engadine_maccas1997 - 1508 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

83. Groom surprises bride by having her special needs students be ring bearers - 10809

r/MadeMeSmile - u/ExactlySorta - 220 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

84. Biden proposes tax increase on fuel for private jets, casting it as making wealthy pay their share - 10677

r/politics - u/besselfunctions - 430 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

85. US Billionaire Drowns in Tesla Model X. Attempts to break into the vehicle were not possible due to the reinforced glass - 10574

r/wallstreetbets - u/Skilled626 - 2041 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

86. Michael Jackson was on a level that no one will ever achieve again - 10534

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/NYstate - 654 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

87. Highly relatable - 10316

r/suicidebywords - u/tionYArT - 45 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

88. Never noticed this change in the PC port of Uncharted 4 - 10281

r/funny - u/Espe_be - 166 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

89. California officer shoots and kills boy, 15, holding gardening tool - 10048

r/news - u/Superbuddhapunk - 1478 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

90. Steam tests on animals - 9996

r/Steam - u/sus_planks - 2250 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

91. They knew what they were doing when they chose those titles. - 9937

r/Helldivers - u/FinestOldToby - 435 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

92. Your telling me 2 MILLION people thought this was real? AI’s taking over. - 9853

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Harkxium - 464 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

93. God protect those who use Microsoft edge - 9786

r/pcmasterrace - u/Tromers767 - 1518 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

94. Little girl happy her family received chicken for the first time in months. - 9585

r/pics - u/Oh107bibi - 488 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

95. I’m invested in kitty's rope-climbing progress - 9264

r/Unexpected - u/_FreddieLovesDelilah - 262 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

96. Just guys being dudes - 9159

r/wholesomememes - u/Tina_Tucci - 423 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

97. This super low grit sandpaper - 9139

r/mildlyinteresting - u/ergonaut - 608 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

98. Need help on this one - 8928

r/ExplainTheJoke - u/flickthebutton - 323 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

99. He made it so easy. - 8796

r/clevercomebacks - u/theawesomedanish - 230 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

100. Virtual autopsy of a 50 year old man who was run over by a train - 8643

r/interestingasfuck - u/AhmedAlJammali - 1135 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

101. If Anyone had the Ability to Stop this, it was Her - 8493

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/MorganRose99 - 486 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

102. This is Merlin. He passed last night at 15yo and I am broken. I want everyone to see him and know he was so so good. - 8217

r/cats - u/TenaciousTiger666 - 412 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

103. Olives - 8075

r/JeffArcuri - u/Smartastic - 86 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

104. Jet suit with A380 over Dubai - 7916

r/BeAmazed - u/GeorgiaspaceVasiliou - 697 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

105. Moral Dilemma - 7758

r/MemePiece - u/metalhiro - 199 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

106. Port of Amsterdam timelapse - 7751

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/pavawanajujogui2gp - 159 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

107. That’s what we call a miscalculation - 7537

r/facepalm - u/Arathorth - 536 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

108. The problem with TVTropes - 7517

r/tumblr - u/footballmaths49 - 149 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

109. On the nature of evil - 7413

r/CuratedTumblr - u/Justthisdudeyaknow - 127 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

110. ELK HUNT #24 [OC] - 7398

r/comics - u/TheRealHolleringElk - 210 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

111. MeIRL - 7369

r/meirl - u/jason544770 - 126 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

112. My ex boyfriend moved out and my cat is acting strange. - 7360

r/cats - u/nightprowlerr - 259 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

113. I'm not the only one seeing this, am I? - 7130

r/meme - u/James_Elizabeth_ - 297 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

114. Top 3 shonen jump manga sales of all time... - 6944

r/OnePiece - u/Levi_Ichigo - 338 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

115. The show is set in the early 1600's - 6754

r/facepalm - u/Spirited-Arugula-672 - 1173 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

116. I am officially 2 weeks clean from doing fentanyl and other opioids for over a decade - 6721

r/pics - u/ZeroEffsGiven - 551 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

117. Would you look at that, an honest salesman! (OC) - 6680

r/pokemon - u/-et37- - 167 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

118. Young men in Atlanta knocked out, kidnapped and robbed after visiting bars in Buckhead - 6643

r/news - u/Corndogeveryday - 801 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

119. Arlecchino - 6569

r/Genshin_Impact_Leaks - u/ukrisreng - 853 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

120. One more sad news. Yesterday was killed my brother. No comments. RIP, hero. - 6543

r/ukraine - u/serhiiiam - 213 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

121. When you bunk economics classes - 6500

r/HolUp - u/ogMasterPloKoon - 138 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

122. Can’t wait for all the memes we get out of this. - 6493

r/shitposting - u/AccomplishedTax642 - 197 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

123. The meme cellar - 6334

r/tumblr - u/askingxalice - 64 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

124. Mr. Freeze and The Penguin - 6270

r/SipsTea - u/Ok-Branch-9943 - 135 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

125. John Cena walking out to present at the Oscars - 6266

r/Unexpected - u/Reg_Cliff - 421 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

126. One more sad news. Yesterday was killed my brother. No comments. RIP, hero. - 6249

r/UkraineWarVideoReport - u/new974517 - 203 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

127. Moms for Liberty Is Slowly Imploding, and That’s Bad for MAGA in 2024 - 6108

r/politics - u/HandSack135 - 377 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

128. Qatar rented for an empty office at Trump's most profitable property, 555 California St in SF - 6080

r/pics - u/devilmaskrascal - 264 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

129. Ryan Gosling performing "I'm Just Ken" at the Oscars - 5862

r/Oscars - u/shankmaster8000 - 334 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

130. First, I was upset, then it made my eyes tear up. - 5810

r/BeAmazed - u/CG_17_LIFE - 347 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

131. This mega chad FedEx driver casually manhandling my 160lb stone fireplace from his truck to my porch, and then placing it down gently - 5711

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/dilberry - 24 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

132. Cat wins, daughter wins, dad will get used to it. - 5643

r/holdmycatnip - u/vohsrotk - 168 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

133. TIL Nikola Tesla claimed to have invented a death ray capable of destroying entire armies. - 5610

r/todayilearned - u/athornton - 485 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

134. John Cena Just Straight Up Walked at the Oscar's Stage 2024 Naked - 5576

r/funnyvideos - u/BlackNovus_PH - 353 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

135. meirl - 5344

r/meirl - u/MasterofRoflness - 22 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

136. To claim Elmo is Hamas (?) - 4828

r/therewasanattempt - u/BernLan - 244 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

137. W Widower - 4789

r/NonPoliticalTwitter - u/DeathDayProductions - 62 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

138. ich🐖iel - 4616

r/ich_iel - u/AhDaIsserSuper - 247 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

139. Donald Trump Refers to Himself in First Person as He Reads His Own Teleprompter Cues Out Loud: 'His Brain Is Scrambled Eggs' - 4551

r/inthenews - u/T_Shurt - 340 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

140. [Highlight] Trayce Jackson-Davis rises up and jams it over Wembanyama! - 4485

r/nba - u/fbreaker - 616 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

141. Klanned Karenhood - 4375

r/facepalm - u/kaveheymy7 - 500 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

142. When you finally get on kiss cam - 4307

r/Unexpected - u/Ricothebuttonpusher - 96 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

143. How far we have fallen - 4286

r/MemeVideos - u/Clear-Example3029 - 690 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

144. This cant be real. - 4255

r/facepalm - u/Azuralet - 388 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

145. cursed_aunt - 4220

r/cursedcomments - u/Lord0fReddit - 32 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

146. “Isn’t it past your jail time” - Jimmy Kimmel’s response to Trump complaining about him hosting the Oscars. - 4026

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Paiger__ - 117 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

147. Evidence in comments - 3907

r/whenthe - u/SkylandersKirby - 81 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

148. Remaking the remake - 3712

r/gaming - u/Giftlessfavour - 519 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

149. One-ply ass lids - 3349

r/BrandNewSentence - u/agagou - 27 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

150. Kittens are smarter than they look - 3313

r/holdmycatnip - u/GodenGan - 78 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

151. Power fucking move - 3160

r/chaoticgood - u/EdytheYork - 31 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

152. Hate, let me tell you how much I have come to hate you since I began to live… - 3085

r/shitposting - u/ChunkyBlowfish - 138 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

153. Thats Nintendo for ya - 2628

r/memes - u/Alternative-Search-4 - 100 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

154. Incredibly rare 'Firework Jellyfish' filmed 4,000 ft. underwater - 2485

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Low_Special715 - 64 Comments - Top position achieved: 25