top-of-reddit/2024/03/03-14-2024.md

1. They found me! - 63591

r/MadeMeSmile - u/blackdutch1 - 360 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. A recent photo of Jackie Chan, who is about to turn 70. - 62153

r/pics - u/jayleenkelley - 2280 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Former UFC Champ, Mark Coleman who saved his parents in fire is responsive after finally waking up in the hospital - 48375

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Sming7177 - 965 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. How dogs used to look like before inbreeding - 42468

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/SnooAvocados499 - 1955 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

5. Alot changes in five years huh? - 37880

r/memes - u/thepearhimself - 1619 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. Simulation of a retaliatory strike against Russia after Putin uses nuclear weapons. - 34159

r/interestingasfuck - u/SweeneyisMad - 9007 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

7. Meirl - 33236

r/meirl - u/Transasaurus-Hex - 533 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

8. People are shit - 30866

r/facepalm - u/imalonexc - 2684 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

9. 5 years after the original post, showing my Grandma playing Wii Fit every morning for 10 years, Im excited to update you that she is still going!! She wakes up every morning and does excercises to stay fit!! Almost at 16 years!! - 27937

r/gaming - u/gperk69 - 433 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

10. [OC] My daughter left a note on the table for my girlfriend of two years - 27524

r/MadeMeSmile - u/RickSisco - 737 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

11. Former UFC Champ Mark Coleman who saved his parents in fire finally waking up in the hospital - 27318

r/pics - u/Sming7177 - 270 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

12. M’am, keep your hands on the table. - 27288

r/clevercomebacks - u/depressedsinnerxiii - 304 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

13. Doesn’t appear to be anything wrong with her teeth - 26173

r/Unexpected - u/Dr_B4leckouille - 1081 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

14. It's always nice to see someone succeed. Congratulations! - 26173

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/battleangel1999 - 536 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

15. Our Walmart has completely closed all the self check out lanes. - 26087

r/mildlyinteresting - u/chiliv06 - 4305 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

16. Victims Find Out Their Partners Are FBI Agents - 24717

r/funnyvideos - u/logicrak - 981 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

17. TIL that during World War 2, any Allied Prisoner of War in a German camp could write to Rolex and request a wrist watch without immediate payment. Rolex would send them a watch and save the bill for after the war. - 24213

r/todayilearned - u/Tadhg - 1011 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

18. Healthcare in America - 23582

r/facepalm - u/Reykjavik_Enjoyer - 1787 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

19. Jon Stewart calls BS on Trump and GOP's performative patriotism - 23524

r/interestingasfuck - u/BuddhistSagan - 2195 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

20. Dolly Parton 1960 ( don’t know if this been posted before) She was immaculate - 23172

r/pics - u/Plenty-Structure270 - 1066 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

21. This ad about negative assumptions and Down Syndrome - 22783

r/MadeMeSmile - u/BrownsAndCavs - 1243 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

22. Pose w/ guns - 21969

r/facepalm - u/wadymalellae45 - 1464 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

23. I’ve been calling my sister by her full given name when she deadnames my niece - 21927

r/pettyrevenge - u/xandrique - 1283 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

24. You can’t fix stupid - 21287

r/facepalm - u/NeverEndingWalker64 - 1363 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

25. Asian 19th century depiction of an Englishman. - 20911

r/pics - u/BalkanPrinceIRL - 793 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

26. Pornhub Bans Texas - 20648

r/technology - u/QuicklyThisWay - 2957 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

27. Fish trying to evolve faster - 20546

r/BeAmazed - u/God_Kratos_07 - 705 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

28. This piece of root cost me 5k in water damages in my house. - 20282

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/YogSothoth8 - 772 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

29. Expectations (OC) - 19734

r/comics - u/garthtoons - 264 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

30. Vice President of Russian energy company Lukoil dies 'suddenly' of suicide - 19306

r/worldnews - u/InnerPace - 863 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

31. Wow. Pornhub shut down in Texas. Redtube also. I'm thinking Texas lawmakers will reverse course real quick lol. - 19116

r/texas - u/snowthief5 - 4622 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

32. Russia awakes to biggest attack on Russian soil since World War II - 18825

r/worldnews - u/new974517 - 1902 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

33. Chimpanzees are shocked by a man's prosthetic leg and calling their friends to see it - 18378

r/BeAmazed - u/Low_Special715 - 598 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

34. Someone told me to post it here immediately and here I am. - 18238

r/OneOrangeBraincell - u/reallylikescatzz - 662 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

35. Happy ending. - 16869

r/wholesomememes - u/ctinter77 - 319 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

36. Cameron Diaz, 1998 - 16606

r/OldSchoolCool - u/techitachi - 610 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

37. A German general and a young Soviet boy who took him prisoner. - 16562

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Anariko8 - 1020 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

38. I can’t be the only one… - 16308

r/Helldivers - u/Nightblade1789 - 840 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

39. Which came first, the chicken, or the egg? - 16167

r/memes - u/Xyhloh - 724 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

40. Got pulled into an unplanned zoom meeting when I was cooking lunch - 16075

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/anonymoos_username - 1044 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

41. Swift soda bottle return - 16064

r/oddlysatisfying - u/mapleer - 312 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

42. Long live the queen! - 15808

r/Awww - u/ternera - 236 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

43. A fuzzy tour guide - 15690

r/Eyebleach - u/bumjiggy - 383 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

44. 🔥 A caribou prancing down a snowy road without a care in the world - 15111

r/NatureIsFuckingLit - u/amish_novelty - 342 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

45. Pizza delivery guy halts police pursuit with his foot. - 14544

r/interestingasfuck - u/PingPinng - 970 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

46. My manager left this note to hr about me in the printer. Feeling pretty Chad right now. - 14329

r/antiwork - u/LongbottomLeafblower - 1426 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

47. Quasson 🥐 🐈 - 14262

r/wholesomememes - u/namasteraisins - 170 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

48. Dumb and dumber - 14150

r/TheLastAirbender - u/DaenysDreamer_90 - 249 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

49. Never quit - 14056

r/wholesomememes - u/ZealousidealWing4481 - 119 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

50. Paris mayor wants Russian athletes banned from Olympics - 14039

r/europe - u/Oddfellows_Local_151 - 1682 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

51. TIl that as part of an agreement with the cast of StarShip Troopers in order to get them to film the infamous coed shower scene, director Paul Verhoeven had to direct it while also being completely naked - 14003

r/todayilearned - u/nickburrows8398 - 521 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

52. Dogma 1999, Bartleby and Loki wear the same outfit, but in reverse. - 13747

r/MovieDetails - u/ResinJones76 - 432 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

53. TIL of Mariam Nabatanzi Babirye, a woman who has birthed 51 children, with 44 still alive. As of April 2023, her eldest children is 31 years old, and the youngest is six years old. She is a single mother, who was abandoned by her husband in 2015. - 13544

r/todayilearned - u/Exotic-Amphibian9692 - 940 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

54. It feels like I am being watched... (Brussels subway) - 13356

r/mildlyinteresting - u/warp232 - 333 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

55. ‘People just don’t want to work’…I agree…The people I’m talking about are the Wall Street freeloaders, the masters of passive income-UAW President Shawn Fain - 13253

r/WorkReform - u/DemCast_USA - 301 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

56. meirl - 12948

r/meirl - u/Suitable_Ad_5386 - 430 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

57. Let's go - 12872

r/Eldenring - u/IllustriousRub9796 - 227 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

58. Trump's MAGA movement is causing Republicans in Congress to hate each other - 12827

r/politics - u/zsreport - 1232 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

59. Judge denies Trump motions to dismiss classified documents case - 12806

r/politics - u/mvanigan - 476 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

60. Love when main characters expose themselves like this. - 12608

r/ImTheMainCharacter - u/scaly_telephony - 1252 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

61. A telephone box in the French Alps - 12478

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Oztravels - 390 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

62. US town's $565,000 sand dune project washed away in days - 12399

r/news - u/JoeWhy2 - 1343 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

63. It's ok to be sad y'know. You'll bounce back and find someone for you. - 11708

r/wholesomememes - u/morethanhardbread_ - 228 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

64. A woman’s worse enemy is another woman. - 11421

r/SipsTea - u/depressedsinnerxiii - 631 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

65. A fully intact human nervous system - 11398

r/BeAmazed - u/mr9t9 - 1036 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

66. [OC] 2 types of fantasy in RPGs - 11354

r/comics - u/Broad-Technician1552 - 234 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

67. I’m laughing but still crying - 11260

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/Jazzlike_Page508 - 216 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

68. Starship Troopers star Casper Van Dien is ready to do his part for Helldivers 2 - 11012

r/gaming - u/Bob_Juan_Santos - 479 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

69. Madlad - 10884

r/madlads - u/Old_Nectarine_5085 - 171 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

70. Monsters! - 10811

r/pcmasterrace - u/Professional_Job1154 - 1103 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

71. Time to celebrate! - 10758

r/dankmemes - u/elch3w - 534 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

72. Trump's RNC officially kills the GOP's mail-in voter effort - 10657

r/politics - u/SingleandSober - 1428 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

73. Meirl - 10656

r/meirl - u/Low-Major-5486 - 111 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

74. accurate titles - 10507

r/CuratedTumblr - u/TurtleyTea - 440 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

75. Trump Makes Idiotic Confession Just Before Key Classified Docs Hearing - 10378

r/politics - u/thenewrepublic - 773 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

76. I know why he said it - 10228

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ExactlySorta - 388 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

77. American student caught r*ping a horse in Thailand - 10222

r/PublicFreakout - u/The-Proud-Snail - 2177 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

78. Self hatred is one hell of a drug - 10219

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/BaldHourGlass667 - 453 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

79. monday-bundy - 10130

r/BrandNewSentence - u/BoMaxKent - 135 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

80. Found on ihadastroke - 10117

r/rareinsults - u/CryptoK326630201 - 431 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

81. The legendary hippie motto is “Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.” USA, 1970s. - 10084

r/OldSchoolCool - u/hp333x - 507 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

82. The driver of this small truck that caught fire drives to the nearby firestation for support - 9996

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Hypnoidz - 512 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

83. SLPT: Infinite money glitch - 9907

r/ShittyLifeProTips - u/littleinkedlady - 195 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

84. A lot changes in five years huh? - 9852

r/dankmemes - u/thepearhimself - 463 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

85. 🎶 - 9534

r/HolUp - u/The-Proud-Snail - 59 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

86. Tax season is coming up - 9436

r/BikiniBottomTwitter - u/literallyeveryfandom - 115 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

87. Animal Friendship - 9388

r/comics - u/Yoffeepop - 87 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

88. How the Matrix’s famous Agent Smith clone fight scene was done - 9182

r/BeAmazed - u/Green____cat - 258 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

89. Anon gets disowned - 9134

r/shitposting - u/Personal_Occasion618 - 255 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

90. TIL that when writing the James Bond film 'You Only Live Twice' (1967), author Roald Dahl was given a formula for Bond girls: The first is killed by the enemy midway "preferably in Bond's arms", the second is an enemy Bond seduces who also dies, and the third survives to the end of the film. - 9121

r/todayilearned - u/TMWNN - 335 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

91. Liv Tyler, 1997 - 9101

r/OldSchoolCool - u/Vixerella - 347 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

92. The quality of video-zoom these days on phones never ceases to amaze - 9089

r/BeAmazed - u/robbiekhan - 470 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

93. Did Allah feed him? - 9029

r/WatchPeopleDieInside - u/Hypnoidz - 655 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

94. My dating life - 8970

r/SipsTea - u/IamVenom_007 - 530 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

95. Dead whale with gas builds up, ready to explode. - 8880

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/reklameboks - 797 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

96. Now wait a damn minute - 8742

r/SipsTea - u/oArYdRAwDO - 732 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

97. Texas AG Sues - Pornhub Pulls Out of Texas - 8670

r/PoliticalHumor - u/burstmode - 356 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

98. This chemical reaction looks so unnatural - 8626

r/interestingasfuck - u/Literally_black1984 - 204 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

99. The best take on the KateGate - 8606

r/CuratedTumblr - u/robot_cook - 237 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

100. Damn bro - 8585

r/SipsTea - u/UnHolySir - 895 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

101. Literally - 8525

r/shitposting - u/Engineershits - 399 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

102. Paris mayor wants Russian athletes banned from Olympics - 8473

r/worldnews - u/Oddfellows_Local_151 - 562 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

103. A genetically modified cow has produced milk containing human insulin, according to a new study | The proof-of-concept achievement could be scaled up to, eventually, produce enough insulin to ensure availability and reduced cost for all diabetics requiring the life-maintaining drug. - 8464

r/science - u/chrisdh79 - 510 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

104. A Rogue's tale as old as time. - 8370

r/marvelmemes - u/HyperlinksAwakening - 305 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

105. What idiot canceled this? - 8295

r/funny - u/letsgo_9273 - 371 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

106. I quit my $8/hr job and started streaming 2 months ago. This month I made enough to pay all of my expenses. - 8115

r/Money - u/Upset-Procedure - 959 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

107. to look macho. - 8076

r/therewasanattempt - u/RayAnselmo - 633 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

108. Olivia Rodrigo: Contraceptives handed out at singer's Missouri gig - 7980

r/Music - u/HistoricalSmile5894 - 911 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

109. Watch Out for Those Revenge Plots by Significant Others - 7844

r/Unexpected - u/SimpleButFun - 362 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

110. The girth of the cables that hold up the Golden Gate Birdge - 7608

r/pics - u/nextgeneric - 344 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

111. Wacky apes - 7094

r/CuratedTumblr - u/Justthisdudeyaknow - 280 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

112. Can we please give Arrowhead a "thank you" for allowing credits to be found inside missions? - 6911

r/Helldivers - u/SelectivePreference - 466 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

113. My predictions so far... - 6825

r/memes - u/Some_Cockroach2109 - 120 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

114. A twenty-dollar bill, bearing the serial number 1. - 6742

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/PingPinng - 96 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

115. I think I unintentionally caused my wife's ex to take his life. - 6726

r/AITAH - u/ThrowRA_crip - 1654 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

116. meirl - 6644

r/meirl - u/Internal_Clock_6136 - 55 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

117. The Dodgers renew contract for Andrew Toles for $0, maintaining ex-player's insurance - 6612

r/news - u/BluePinky - 266 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

118. Much cheaper - 6608

r/clevercomebacks - u/LessTerrific - 48 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

119. TIL that McDonalds redesigned their McFlurry cups because hedgehogs used to get stuck in them, and die. - 6602

r/todayilearned - u/JackAndersonwHaO - 180 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

120. Crazyy - 6470

r/funny - u/ExternalNo2214 - 300 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

121. Lyft and Uber say they will leave Minneapolis after city council forces them to pay drivers more - 6464

r/news - u/joe4942 - 580 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

122. Ferret interrupts the exercise session. - 6240

r/WatchPeopleDieInside - u/Fyroth - 233 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

123. Well, i have never seen anything like this before - 6196

r/BeAmazed - u/Used_Ship_9229 - 576 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

124. Rep. Matt Gaetz subpoenaed in defamation suit by woman he allegedly had sex with as minor: Sources - 5967

r/nottheonion - u/UnscheduledCalendar - 177 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

125. The new Las-16 is possibly the worst gun ever released. Absolute garbage. - 5914

r/Helldivers - u/RocketBilly13 - 610 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

126. Met this lil guy a while back and just found it on my phone 😌 - 5871

r/aww - u/Furiousbeaver69 - 61 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

127. Grade 1 test answer - 5779

r/technicallythetruth - u/SplatqrYT - 148 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

128. Fuck Ben Shapiro - part 2 - 5394

r/antiwork - u/MaxHollowayIsTheGoat - 1031 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

129. Pro-lifers are hypocrities - 5276

r/facepalm - u/Sue_Simmons - 272 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

130. The shipping isn't free, it's $30... - 5063

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Zentrosis - 313 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

131. A woman injects drugs into her festering scalp wound in Philadelphia. - 4769

r/PublicFreakout - u/cwdl - 944 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

132. an unusual friendship is often the best one - 4663

r/wholesomememes - u/darianbender - 70 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

133. Faced With Arrest The Second You Walk Out of Prison - 4119

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/Dinglederple - 223 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

134. Gura made it! - 3847

r/Hololive - u/cyberdsaiyan - 135 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

135. People who can’t tell this is AI generated can still vote - 3806

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Lindytt - 660 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

136. What on Earth did they think! - 3684

r/Unexpected - u/Mistersmoky - 66 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

137. The World's Longest Non-Stop Flights - 3328

r/MapPorn - u/Service_Hungry765 - 315 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

138. With the Lakers’ loss tonight to the Kings, Anthony Davis is now 0-10 vs Domantas Sabonis in his career - 2590

r/nba - u/clocke6346 - 269 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

139. Dad surprises his son - 2410

r/MadeMeSmile - u/iamblackshadows - 57 Comments - Top position achieved: 18