top-of-reddit/2024/03/03-16-2024.md

1. This is just horrible - 40834

r/facepalm - u/Electrical_Ad_9196 - 3719 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. meirl - 39809

r/meirl - u/Lucifer6Morningstar6 - 294 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Maybe maybe maybe - 39093

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/BoringStockAndroid - 2193 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. My wife thought I was asleep and came out of the bathroom looking like this. - 38728

r/funny - u/iamthedreadpiraterob - 1416 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. Self aware - 38264

r/suicidebywords - u/se7en51ns - 1565 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. Joker asking the real questions - 35222

r/funny - u/Faisal_Md - 904 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

7. Freakishly Accurate ! - 35071

r/rareinsults - u/blahbluhblee1 - 638 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

8. Champagne inspector wearing a special mask to protect against a sudden bottle explosion. California, 1933. - 32813

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Anariko8 - 620 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

9. Can't you see? - 32175

r/funnyvideos - u/AnonymousAmorphous88 - 404 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. Gender Bet - 30487

r/comics - u/Fledered - 1074 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

11. Mike Tyson, who turns 58 in June, training for his fight in July. - 29730

r/interestingasfuck - u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar - 5191 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. Apparently my boyfriend is active on Bumble... - 29536

r/Wellthatsucks - u/gothicxguts - 2154 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

13. Wholesome weather guy - 26993

r/wholesomememes - u/SinceTheLockdown - 77 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

14. Who was more delusional 🤔 - 26352

r/meme - u/Repulsive_Scratch921 - 330 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

15. Robert Earl Hughes (1926–1958) heaviest person recorded at 1,071 lbs, walked unaided. - 26121

r/pics - u/Perc-AngIe - 1793 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

16. uproariously funny - 25929

r/tumblr - u/justjackieyt - 446 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

17. Text from my daughter (OC) - 25905

r/MadeMeSmile - u/GreenArcher808 - 230 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

18. Wholesome tall people - 25069

r/wholesomememes - u/Mahonie4 - 520 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

19. May the cat guide your path - 24219

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Aneriox - 127 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

20. It’s insane - 22825

r/facepalm - u/Lord_Answer_me_Why - 1190 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

21. People’s common reaction when you start speaking their language - 22246

r/MapPorn - u/languageseu - 2506 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

22. The doordasher sent me this confirmation photo… - 22158

r/doordash - u/Danu229 - 709 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

23. FLEET ALERT: Erata Prime is liberated! UMLAUT SECTOR IS OURS. Major Order complete, well done Helldivers! 🎖️ - 21803

r/Helldivers - u/Super_Jay - 1107 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

24. Time Saved - 21664

r/JustGuysBeingDudes - u/flattenedbricks - 433 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

25. Anything else is distraction - 21308

r/antiwork - u/NoLawsNoGoverrnment - 630 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

26. Alex Roca is the first to complete a marathon with a 76% disability - 20708

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Technical_Ad_1342 - 510 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

27. TikToker punched after asking two men to kiss his ass for a "prank" - 20302

r/ImTheMainCharacter - u/ambachk - 3726 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

28. “Im just friendly”😂 - 19882

r/SipsTea - u/chaddo123 - 798 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

29. An unknown enemy approaches - 19607

r/Unexpected - u/Hypnoidz - 161 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

30. A Tsunami Evacuation Pod for sale in Japan - 19604

r/interestingasfuck - u/pavawanajujogui2gp - 1864 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

31. Who is he? - 19306

r/harrypotter - u/Sway-Nocap444 - 352 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

32. TIL: During the US Civil War, a Minnesota regiment captured a confederate flag, during the Battle of Gettysburg (1863), from the Virginia army. Virginia's made many requests over the years to return the flag, even getting Congress and the President to request it and each time Minnesota has refused. - 18498

r/todayilearned - u/Black_Magic_M-66 - 1146 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

33. Anon loses weight - 18367

r/shitposting - u/Personal_Occasion618 - 709 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

34. Kim Jong Un and his daughter on military training grounds - 18261

r/pics - u/ScaleneTryangle - 1859 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

35. When you’re so blinded by a cult that you need the obvious explained to you like you’re 5 - 17609

r/clevercomebacks - u/Loud-Ad-2280 - 600 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

36. This view from Mexico of the Starship launch is incredible - 17077

r/BeAmazed - u/CauliflowerPlastic79 - 621 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

37. Kim Jong Un on a military training - 16915

r/pics - u/TruRussianGuy - 1501 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

38. I agree! - 16680

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Successful_Finger576 - 265 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

39. Woman gets pulled over by her cop brother for invalid license - 16563

r/Unexpected - u/Mistah-S - 241 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

40. It's just sad - 16443

r/facepalm - u/Abena_trm - 400 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

41. The first photo was accused of being AI generated. I took the rest prove my painting is real. - 16421

r/pics - u/nosoup4you718 - 624 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

42. It’s-a me - 16233

r/comics - u/neilkohney - 101 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

43. To my American friends. This is a banging full English - 16106

r/pics - u/blaqdesign - 3241 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

44. Classic self report - 15700

r/clevercomebacks - u/Loud-Ad-2280 - 1154 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

45. Good friends love you for who you are - 15611

r/wholesomememes - u/Cheveuxlulu - 58 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

46. German WW2 bunker that has fallen from the cliff, Normandy, France - 15360

r/europe - u/Porodicnostablo - 332 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

47. Bottomless Popcorn - 14802

r/comics - u/LastPlaceComics - 177 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

48. this can't be real - 14602

r/facepalm - u/SprayUnacceptable48 - 1038 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

49. Searches for VPN Skyrocket in Texas After Pornhub Shuts Down Access in State - 14393

r/technology - u/MarvelsGrantMan136 - 1106 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

50. The violent J6 style rhetoric is starting. I expect it’ll get much worse. - 14256

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/cmahan005 - 1253 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

51. Typical day in the life of a right-wing journalist. - 14015

r/clevercomebacks - u/us_against_the_world - 1908 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

52. Ice cream too hard to scoop :( - 13637

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Realistic_Fish_7017 - 1431 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

53. Guy playing fetch with a beluga whale - 13564

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Delicious-Let8429 - 245 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

54. Why are MAGA voters hell-bent on destroying American??? Everyone that worked with Trump when he was President is sounding the alarm not to vote for the man. - 13518

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/rhino910 - 600 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

55. Cooked bird - 13434

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Thisntathrowaway - 498 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

56. What 90000 Psi of water can do - 13182

r/interestingasfuck - u/Literally_black1984 - 964 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

57. Voted against Putin - 12975

r/notinteresting - u/AtixCG - 1436 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

58. Tiger was born blind and his mother abandoned him since birth, the lovely lady gave 20 year of her life to take care of him. - 12347

r/Awww - u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 - 377 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

59. It's me, I'm Mfs. - 11989

r/SipsTea - u/Tostada32 - 553 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

60. Shelter-in-place order issued in Pennsylvania after shootings; businesses closed, parade canceled - 11399

r/news - u/AutisticFloridaMan - 1606 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

61. Truly a dream come true - 11328

r/HolUp - u/Unknown_Unwanted - 337 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

62. meirl - 11296

r/meirl - u/rookdota - 369 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

63. GOP Base Has Shriveled Compared to Last Presidential Election - 11295

r/politics - u/zsreport - 1420 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

64. WCGW moving furniture with a rope tied - 11272

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/Variant-Z004 - 435 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

65. Connect the dots, doc - 11075

r/NonPoliticalTwitter - u/KaamDeveloper - 667 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

66. petah whats happening here - 10825

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/Long-Ad-7780 - 200 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

67. we all need to love one another - 10762

r/wholesomememes - u/Stiles9517 - 509 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

68. 'If anything happens, it's not suicide': Boeing whistleblower's prediction before death - 10620

r/nottheonion - u/Beelzebubs-Barrister - 313 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

69. Young Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling, 1994. - 10469

r/pics - u/Nav_Blue_Coolant - 246 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

70. You're being targeted by disinformation networks that are vastly more effective than you realize. And they're making you more hateful and depressed. - 10399

r/GenZ - u/walkandtalkk - 1290 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

71. “It’s starting” - 10276

r/facepalm - u/Maida250 - 1036 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

72. Russia claims it used ‘vacuum bomb’ to kill large number of Ukrainian soldiers | CNN - 10271

r/worldnews - u/angelrose22_ - 1191 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

73. I cannot believe it either! - 10090

r/Unexpected - u/WelshBathBoy - 234 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

74. Guy in the back can’t hold it - 9995

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/-bimibop- - 206 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

75. TIL The Crypt of Civilization is a time capsule room that was sealed in 1940 and won't be opened until the year 8113. - 9991

r/todayilearned - u/endelsebegin - 459 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

76. Drowning apparently doesn’t count as dying for democracy - 9934

r/Helldivers - u/shawn2231 - 266 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

77. Modified Boeing 747 Carrying the Space Shuttle Endeavour over Los Angeles - 9785

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Ok-Might8244 - 346 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

78. Trad man morning commute - 9406

r/tumblr - u/StraightOuttaOlaphis - 225 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

79. I didn’t know this game existed but watching people play Carrom King is kinda mesmerizing - 8868

r/oddlysatisfying - u/RoccomGG - 459 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

80. Trump says US will see ‘bloodbath’ if he’s not re-elected and rages at teleprompter in wild Ohio rally - 8737

r/politics - u/SingleandSober - 1325 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

81. To give a surprise abortion. - 8606

r/therewasanattempt - u/Deathrider66 - 675 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

82. UPDATE: an abandoned shrine in japan I’m trying to fix - 8596

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Kenouk - 209 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

83. Dad and Son - 8517

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/Highest_five - 228 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

84. Trump supporters abuse pro-Trump drag queen at MAGA rally. - 8353

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/StretchLoose3425 - 645 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

85. My neighbor moved her confederate flag a little too close to our fence line - 8293

r/pics - u/The_GILF_Next_Door - 1764 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

86. Hah. - 8096

r/gaming - u/defCONCEPT - 118 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

87. Trump Says There Will Be a ‘Bloodbath’ and Elections Will End if He Isn’t Reelected | Former president appeared at Ohio rally for Bernie Moreno, who is competing in a split GOP Senate race - 8079

r/politics - u/newfrontier58 - 1028 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

88. Carlos Santana in 2000 next to all the Grammys he won in one night for “Smooth”/“Supernatural” - 8061

r/pics - u/waitingforthesun92 - 381 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

89. Presidential election in Russia, just random verification. - 7898

r/CrazyFuckingVideos - u/onesole - 724 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

90. Groundbreaking I know🙀 - 7870

r/whenthe - u/WarCrimesAreBased - 457 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

91. Her Dad's response ❤ - 7848

r/wholesomememes - u/deftones0914 - 83 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

92. TIL as the creators of Game of Thrones, David Benioff & Dan Weiss, were "contractually guaranteed producer credits" on all GOT spinoffs, however they declined credits on House of the Dragon & the "free money" that came with it because they weren't involved with it & felt the strain wasn't worth it. - 7554

r/todayilearned - u/tyrion2024 - 630 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

93. And the Car Sticker Creativity Award Goes To: - 7339

r/funny - u/Makeitstopgoshdarnit - 111 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

94. When you want something mounted properly, make sure you call on: Geek Squad!™ - 7313

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/NYstate - 312 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

95. 🔥Limacodidae caterpillar is like a walking gummy bear - 7264

r/NatureIsFuckingLit - u/Delicious-Let8429 - 205 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

96. Carp's sudden change in behaviour - 7206

r/interestingasfuck - u/photo-manipulation - 545 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

97. Feel like a true patriot ⚔️ - 6930

r/memes - u/-jjackk - 244 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

98. LPT parents of teenagers: get a wireless doorbell for their room - 6915

r/LifeProTips - u/BYoungNY - 469 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

99. I'm level 29 and just joined a level 5 player to farm some flamethrower kills. After extracting, the overview looked like that. I've got max samples now of all types, way to ruin the game for everyone! - 6871

r/Helldivers - u/Kashik - 1056 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

100. His finances caught a grenade for him 😔 - 6648

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/BPTeehee - 375 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

101. Rich Profits, Poor Suffer - 6496

r/antiwork - u/Present-Party4402 - 237 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

102. Anon is straight - 6417

r/shitposting - u/Personal_Occasion618 - 132 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

103. FLYNN. - 6337

r/comics - u/davecontra - 140 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

104. Quebec woman gives birth outside after finding hospital door locked - 6337

r/news - u/SunImaginary3947 - 312 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

105. Creditors demand Rudy Giuliani sell his $3.5 million Florida condo to pay debts - 6251

r/politics - u/WouldbeWanderer - 297 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

106. I had to do a double take when I saw this - 6231

r/gaming - u/the_humeister - 208 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

107. Never take diet tips from tiktok - 6070

r/facepalm - u/psipolnista - 1214 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

108. Gender Bet - 5973

r/lgbt - u/Wolverine1105 - 123 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

109. Grandma's sweet words - 5773

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/SpectacularOtter - 169 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

110. Words don't have to be said - 5756

r/Gamingcirclejerk - u/AllHailZaddy - 335 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

111. FML - 5725

r/WTF - u/theoracle666 - 482 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

112. I didn't know I was offending animals. - 5675

r/clevercomebacks - u/anirudhsky - 250 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

113. Korosan through the years - 5593

r/Hololive - u/SFTSmileTy - 147 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

114. Lady in crowd steals mic from Born Ruffians’ lead singer and he dies inside - 5522

r/WatchPeopleDieInside - u/BlondBadBoy69 - 376 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

115. Sax battle on the New York subway - 5498

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Literally_black1984 - 245 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

116. Version 2.1 / First Anniversary Events & Rewards - 5487

r/HonkaiStarRail - u/Bisentinel - 1050 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

117. Ayo waynent - 5458

r/HolUp - u/QuakeGuy98 - 117 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

118. Defying gravity like it's nothing! #FitnessGoals #WeekendVibes What are your workout plans for the rest of the day? - 5283

r/BeAmazed - u/Vroges - 294 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

119. Padmé Isn’t the First Character to Die of a Broken Heart - 5283

r/starwarsmemes - u/DarkCrowI - 241 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

120. cursed ability - 5275

r/cursedcomments - u/nanami912 - 40 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

121. Ancient method of making soap - 5247

r/oddlysatisfying - u/Literally_black1984 - 446 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

122. Indian guy dominates in playing Carrom King, oddly satisfying - 5229

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/RoccomGG - 289 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

123. All that smoke and she thought nobody saw it - 5209

r/PublicFreakout - u/Romano16 - 773 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

124. On your mark, get set, ohhhhh! - 5166

r/WatchPeopleDieInside - u/Frutbrute77 - 146 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

125. Being attacked because of a harmless selfie - 5106

r/facepalm - u/Visqo - 670 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

126. A Greek Evzone (Presidential Guard) marching - 4989

r/interestingasfuck - u/Mediocre_Heart_3032 - 1455 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

127. Oopsie - 4927

r/whenthe - u/GenderEnjoyer666 - 73 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

128. This woman and her all-woman cycling team took down an attacking cougar - 4884

r/BeAmazed - u/Doc-in-a-box - 136 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

129. Boomers being hypocritical, as usual - 4854

r/CuratedTumblr - u/ATN-Antronach - 233 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

130. The violent J6 style rhetoric is starting. I expect it will get much worse.. - 4817

r/facepalm - u/mosetataritf - 822 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

131. just wow - 4781

r/facepalm - u/GuestFeline3441 - 906 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

132. Wealth share of the richest 1% in each EU country - 4743

r/europe - u/gorillaz0e - 700 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

133. Hotel method of raising money for charity - 4701

r/mildlyinteresting - u/James_C547 - 137 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

134. Hydraulic press with a tooth - 4643

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Low_Special715 - 336 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

135. Chess champion refuses to defend titles in Saudi Arabia to protest treatment of women. - 4547

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Acid-fly - 233 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

136. Me irl - 4457

r/memes - u/jeffsaidjess - 441 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

137. What have KFP unleashed.... - 4415

r/Hololive - u/extralie - 157 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

138. TIL that Bayer knowing sold HIV tainted blood products to 3rd world hemophiliacs because they decided the financial investment of the product was considered too high to destroy. - 4405

r/todayilearned - u/Boston781_ - 178 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

139. it's almost like all cultures have bad people - 4371

r/memes - u/Slow_Trip5080 - 618 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

140. Bernie Sanders doesn’t not give a FUCK - 4274

r/clevercomebacks - u/Ok_Lengthiness6724 - 321 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

141. Everybody's on time as usual - 4097

r/technicallythetruth - u/DerRaumdenker - 13 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

142. Elle Macpherson SI photoshoot 1990 - 4006

r/OldSchoolCool - u/nomamesgueyz - 219 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

143. 40-year-old homeowner says economy doesn’t add up: "I’m making the most money I’ve ever made, and I’m still living paycheck to paycheck; There’s this wild disconnect between what people are experiencing and what economists are experiencing" - 3724

r/Millennials - u/Jscott1986 - 558 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

144. Equilibrium - 3717

r/shitposting - u/ExamSuperb - 72 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

145. Bioshock has the best opening sequence - 3642

r/gaming - u/snakechopper - 199 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

146. Ain't no way 🤣 - 2736

r/formuladank - u/rishabh2996 - 259 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

147. Excuse Me...WTF? - 2466

r/facepalm - u/reallydead007 - 189 Comments - Top position achieved: 10