top-of-reddit/2024/03/03-25-2024.md

1. Adult Media Store In Texas After Porn Ban - 42789

r/pics - u/The_Book_Boi - 1907 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. President of North Macedonia walks girl with down syndrome to school after she gets bullied in class - 40502

r/pics - u/Realistic_Contact472 - 743 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Did you know this ? - 39727

r/TheLastAirbender - u/yiggityyant - 464 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. In 1996 Ukraine handed over nuclear weapons to Russia "in exchange for a guarantee never to be threatened or invaded". - 34382

r/interestingasfuck - u/TheLuciusGraham - 2535 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. Man changes name to Literally Anybody Else and announces US presidential run - 31619

r/nottheonion - u/UGMadness - 1029 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

6. In 2019 hundreds of Las Vegas pigeons had tiny cowboy hats glued to their heads - The person who committed this crime was never caught - 30868

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/NickyPileggi - 1849 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. What a wholesome helper - 30352

r/wholesomememes - u/oDraqono - 103 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

8. X's rules against Hateful Conduct - 30025

r/facepalm - u/Aneriox - 1354 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

9. Two decades later, Eminem still not smiling - 28837

r/MadeMeSmile - u/ryltea - 648 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

10. I guess the checkered flag was too colourful - 28781

r/clevercomebacks - u/bumjiggy - 331 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

11. (OC) First day teaching Coding class to my neighborhood - 27002

r/MadeMeSmile - u/ConferenceConscious4 - 315 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. Who said it? - 26639

r/rareinsults - u/Ok_Lengthiness6724 - 179 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

13. Boeing CEO to Step Down - 26250

r/news - u/holidayfromtapioca - 1426 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

14. Guy creates and edits in multiple clones of himself into a dance video. Credit:CALEBBROWNNNNN on Instagram. - 26156

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Im_Unpopular_AF - 678 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

15. Woman Finds A Picture That Looks Like Herself From 100 Years Ago. - 25855

r/interestingasfuck - u/Monsur_Ausuhnom - 525 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

16. a truer facepalm is not possible - 25744

r/facepalm - u/chata187 - 2851 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

17. 'White wealthy privilege': Trump's lowered bond 'bail out' spurs widespread outrage - 25332

r/inthenews - u/BlarpBlarp - 1440 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

18. My parents took my brand new axe without my knowledge and sharpened it using a bench grinder. - 24853

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/SuperNath97 - 1311 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

19. Straight women problems.. - 23888

r/funny - u/Far-Newspaper-4700 - 940 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

20. Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs bill that bans children under 14 from having social media accounts - 23518

r/news - u/horseaffles - 3407 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

21. Maybe Maybe Maybe - 23516

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/MikeeorUSA - 677 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

22. Birthplaces of the 100 Fastest 10,000m runners of all time. - 23409

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Emanuele810 - 1237 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

23. Healthcare (pt 2) - 23286

r/comics - u/Pizzacakecomic - 1635 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

24. 💕💕 - 22866

r/Awww - u/_JustIvy - 154 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

25. Judith Love Cohen was American aerospace engineer who helped create Abort-Guidance System that rescued Apollo 13 astronauts. When she went into labor, she took her work to the hospital, printed out the problem, called her boss, and said she finished it before giving birth to Jack Black. - 22224

r/interestingasfuck - u/Late_One_716 - 276 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

26. meirl - 22029

r/meirl - u/Fun-Composer3773 - 181 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

27. The power of a haircut and positive words - 21461

r/BeAmazed - u/jmcarlos27 - 882 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

28. Wholesome ✨devil✨ - 20566

r/wholesomememes - u/the_nacho_stealer - 130 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

29. The comedian thought he had the upper hand! - 20541

r/Unexpected - u/WanderingResident - 280 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

30. TIL Theodor Morell, Adolf Hitler’s quack personal physician, prescribed him cocaine eye drops, heavy doses of oxycodone, and amphetamines, sometimes up to 20 times a day. To combat Hitler’s excessive flatulence, he prescribed “Doktor Koster’s Antigas Pills”, a mixture of atropine and strychnine - 20082

r/todayilearned - u/Chemical-Elk-1299 - 1141 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

31. Good old days - 19642

r/wholesomememes - u/Tatterededges123 - 117 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

32. Our daughter, Lani (10), needs a bone marrow donor by this summer - 18757

r/pics - u/Peacefulmama - 1317 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

33. Sting giving his autograph to a teenage Gwen Stefani (1983) - 18299

r/OldSchoolCool - u/Honest-Internal-187 - 599 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

34. My University Bathroom Has a Feminine Product Incinerator - 18197

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Quiet_College_9202 - 835 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

35. Harsh, but true - 17929

r/SipsTea - u/FatXiJinPing - 248 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

36. I gave my brother 3 months notice of my uni grad and said no the day before - 17902

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/gimmedableach - 1462 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

37. Blizzard changes EULA to include forced arbitration & you "dont own anything". - 17780

r/gaming - u/Lyianx - 2335 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

38. Really? It's case sensitive? - 17626

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/nlwfty - 337 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

39. How come she looks like she's 22? - 17225

r/rareinsults - u/phanhoanglutontown - 427 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

40. meirl - 16824

r/meirl - u/copitamenstrual - 600 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

41. Trump Bond Reduced to $175 Million as He Appeals NY Fine - 16646

r/politics - u/sudosandwich - 6673 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

42. Trump Might Be Too Broke for a $175 Million Bond, Too - 16430

r/politics - u/thenewrepublic - 2063 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

43. 7 cruisers for a non-violent traffic stop that resulted in weed possession from teenagers. Utah - 16317

r/pics - u/Ace_of_Clubs - 1218 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

44. Gargle my balls, Microsoft - 16013

r/CuratedTumblr - u/linuxaddict334 - 1066 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

45. Equal treatment under the law my ass - 15802

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ExactlySorta - 937 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

46. Here are your two gold stars and participation trophy 🏆 ⭐️ ⭐️ - 15774

r/clevercomebacks - u/Loud-Ad-2280 - 959 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

47. 12 hour flights - 15476

r/MemeVideos - u/The-Proud-Snail - 771 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

48. A cool guide to cousin explainer - 15389

r/coolguides - u/Puzzleheaded_Bee7367 - 627 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

49. ISIS threatens to 'massacre' Putin and Russians and says video of the Moscow attack terrorists being tortured 'has increased the bloodlust of thousands of brothers' - as Kremlin vows to 'kill everyone involved'. - 15339

r/worldnews - u/Y0urCat - 1872 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

50. Try Finger, but gun - 15270

r/CuratedTumblr - u/KleinerFratz333 - 710 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

51. Cleaning hair out of hair clippers. - 15009

r/oddlysatisfying - u/Several-Position2154 - 481 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

52. [request] what are the chances of this actually happening? - 14963

r/theydidthemath - u/robster1112 - 530 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

53. Is late stage capitalism “Woke” now? - 14785

r/facepalm - u/Lord_Answer_me_Why - 1441 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

54. Henry Behrens, the smallest man in the world dances with his pet cat in the doorway of his Worthing home, 1956. - 14391

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/NapoleonLover978 - 207 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

55. My coworker tied a balloon to her dog so she wouldn’t lose her in the office - 14372

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Any-Angle-8479 - 406 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

56. The death of media literacy - 14318

r/tumblr - u/footballmaths49 - 465 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

57. This is the team that developed the very first GTA game in 1997. - 14083

r/pics - u/waitingforthesun92 - 524 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

58. This is what a trillion dollars in cash would look like - 13537

r/BeAmazed - u/worldisillusion - 861 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

59. Real estate agents across the country right now - 13465

r/memes - u/JustSleepNoDream - 845 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

60. TIL Kim Jong-il's famous five hole-in-one golf record turns out to be a simple journalistic mistake—reporters incorrectly interpreted his scorecard which had been filled out in shorthand by the scorekeeper, and ended up reporting his score wrong. - 13451

r/todayilearned - u/yeoz - 406 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

61. Proud daughter - 13447

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Deepakhn - 68 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

62. It’s official - 13417

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/DonaldKey - 406 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

63. Farmers get angry when the Brexit they voted for affects them. - 13271

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/Average_British_Guy_ - 535 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

64. Update: AITAH for telling my mom she is dead to me if she mentors my bully? - 13178

r/AITAH - u/Substantial-Egg-1971 - 1626 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

65. Bros messing around - 13164

r/Unexpected - u/VideoCard7 - 175 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

66. Anne Hathaway says says that, following her Oscar win, a lot of people wouldn’t give her roles because they were so concerned about how toxic her identity had become online. - 13014

r/movies - u/Lonely-Freedom4986 - 2260 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

67. It's getting ridiculous - 12850

r/PoliticalHumor - u/meth_debater - 482 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

68. Chimps share 98.8 percent of their DNA with humans. This one is hairless. - 12734

r/pics - u/lookawake - 1526 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

69. Bro just let your daughter win - 12539

r/SipsTea - u/Mission-Lab8295 - 1470 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

70. TIL that Brian Peck, a former dialogue coach and convicted sex offender, was pen pals with serial killer John Wayne Gacy. When Gacy was on death row, he sent Peck an autographed painting of a clown, which Peck framed in his house. - 12487

r/todayilearned - u/Mr_Plow97 - 558 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

71. Conservative Tolerance - 12434

r/SipsTea - u/localnative1987 - 1316 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

72. Police car totaled my coworker’s parked brand new car - 11905

r/Wellthatsucks - u/Bigchunks - 927 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

73. Local shelter started a program where you can borrow a dog for a day! Molly and I had a great time at the park :) - 11793

r/aww - u/CarliKnits - 435 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

74. 10/10. No notes. - 11760

r/PoliticalHumor - u/AtomicTransmission - 594 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

75. How to break handcuffs - 11747

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Sans010394 - 997 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

76. I have never left the creek. Over 20,000 bot kills, 0 bug kills. AMA - 11703

r/Helldivers - u/Successful_Cap7416 - 856 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

77. Demi Moore celebrated her former husband Bruce Willis' 69th birthday - 11500

r/pics - u/swetyyytriksi00 - 460 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

78. [request] is this true - 11498

r/theydidthemath - u/Itsme_Tyrone - 570 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

79. [OC] My baby boy was born today. I dont have anyone to share this with. - 11417

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Evening_Physics - 736 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

80. What timing. - 11242

r/agedlikemilk - u/vulturetrainer - 787 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

81. Three Moscow terror attack suspects plead guilty after 'being tortured' - 10973

r/worldnews - u/JonJardineDR - 1918 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

82. TIL the man who supposedly fired the first shot of the Civil War later committed suicide (his body wrapped in a Confederate flag) rather than submitting to "Yankee rule." - 10966

r/todayilearned - u/ladyermine - 866 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

83. This sub allowed me to say something that stopped my mom dead in her tantrum - 10840

r/BoomersBeingFools - u/icanith - 402 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

84. Guy turns off malfunctioning flamethrower - 10760

r/SweatyPalms - u/OldManCleaning - 324 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

85. Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun to step down; board chair and commercial airplane head replaced in wake of 737 Max crisis - 10709

r/technology - u/MarvelsGrantMan136 - 594 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

86. Truth be told - 10524

r/wholesomememes - u/Venom247 - 81 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

87. Man helps a cobra cool down from scorching heat. - 10492

r/HumansBeingBros - u/The-first-laugh - 536 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

88. Trump and P. Diddy in 1997, who both happen to be in the news a lot today - 10486

r/pics - u/ILoveRegenHealth - 589 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

89. My son’s self portrait looks like Donald Trump (he’s 4) - 10381

r/mildlyinteresting - u/jolyonjolyoff - 446 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

90. Busting someone open into submission is CRAZY 😭 - 10093

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/BPTeehee - 557 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

91. The puppiest puppy - 10090

r/Awww - u/Evelyn_Morrow11 - 78 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

92. Literaly Youtube Shorts - 10049

r/youtube - u/Raindyy - 325 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

93. the heated side walks at my work, doing their job. - 10048

r/mildlyinteresting - u/rouseandground - 419 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

94. I can't believe the game is calling me gay for being surrounded by these strong... Hot muscular men - 9973

r/Gamingcirclejerk - u/majds1 - 871 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

95. This is Swaminarayan Akshardham, a colossal Hindu temple in Delhi, India was built with marble and limestone and covered in thousands of sculptures, But this is not an ancient temple — it is less than twenty years old. - 9909

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/cosm1c15 - 471 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

96. daddy - 9719

r/shitposting - u/doublespicedaddyy - 173 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

97. The long debate - 9679

r/antiwork - u/Tiffany_truer - 279 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

98. Oh how quickly everything changes - 9415

r/memes - u/SoullessMemenist - 307 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

99. The first Elder Scrolls game turns 30 years old today! - 9280

r/gaming - u/electricmastro - 715 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

100. How to break handcuffs - 9186

r/interestingasfuck - u/Sans010394 - 864 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

101. Yes!! To understand - 9169

r/wholesomememes - u/Old-Entertainment325 - 77 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

102. Guy and cat get a scare - 9153

r/WatchPeopleDieInside - u/Fyroth - 329 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

103. who said? - 9129

r/facepalm - u/Sensitive-Try-3144 - 100 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

104. Researchers uncover ‘pornification’ trend among female streamers on Twitch: women are more frequently and intensely self-sexualizing than men, hinting at a broader pattern of ‘pornification’ in digital content to lure audiences. - 8934

r/science - u/mvea - 1565 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

105. Wtf is America building? - 8776

r/Unexpected - u/RedStrike808 - 1235 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

106. Triple kill - 8739

r/funny - u/Masestrofish_4 - 197 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

107. A frog caught in the Shadows of a Space Launch - 8674

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/jackylexerly - 253 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

108. Poland to demand explanation from Moscow after missile breaches its airspace during Ukraine attack - 8671

r/europe - u/aga-ti-vka - 835 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

109. Only in the US of A does this happen: - 8520

r/facepalm - u/Lord_Answer_me_Why - 1586 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

110. Please not any close-ups of his face - 8507

r/dankmemes - u/EasyAmish - 479 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

111. Elon Musk’s X Loses Lawsuit Against Research Group That Found Proliferation of Hate Speech, Racist Content on Social Network - 8246

r/technology - u/MarvelsGrantMan136 - 271 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

112. She can't be real with this - 8212

r/rareinsults - u/nonewthing447 - 541 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

113. Seattle cop who killed an Indian student, while drving at 74 mph in a 25 mph zone with no siren, will not be facing any charges. Other cop on the call is heard laughing and mocking her death that "her life had limited value" "just write a cheque". - 8181

r/facepalm - u/Citron_Neat - 646 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

114. Why tho - 8146

r/Helldivers - u/skuva - 198 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

115. Rather than what? - 8011

r/facepalm - u/ExoPumpkin - 1805 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

116. Tom Cruise at 61 runs on the set of Mission Impossible 8 - 7928

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Cosmic-Chen - 1057 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

117. My grandma’s still-functional General Motors oven from the 1960s - 7927

r/mildlyinteresting - u/jprime84 - 350 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

118. POV while driving towards Passu cones on KKH, Pakistan. - 7892

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/SameStand9266 - 217 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

119. Guy with Tourette discovers new tic kisses the mic - 7574

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/flattenedbricks - 232 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

120. We did it Reddit? - 7535

r/ireland - u/ambitiouslemur - 288 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

121. Russia knew about the terrorist attack days before - 7494

r/worldnews - u/Waste_Reception1516 - 526 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

122. Boeing CEO is gone. Stock shoots up. Puts get blown-out of the fuselage. - 7220

r/wallstreetbets - u/BosSF82 - 618 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

123. The icing itself plus the bonus on the calligraphy - 6993

r/Satisfyingasfuck - u/snowpeaxox - 179 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

124. A surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one. - 6931

r/HolUp - u/Evelyn_Morrow11 - 81 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

125. Ppl really out there burning money - 6929

r/memes - u/DragonChasm - 900 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

126. Torrie Wilson doing a strip tease - 6675

r/Unexpected - u/pototoykomaliit - 138 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

127. Amazing Bond With Bear - 6569

r/BeAmazed - u/Existing-Mark-2191 - 825 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

128. The face, separated from its donor (a woman who died of an overdose) after a 16-hour transplant operation at the Cleveland Clinic. Surgeons pause, prepping for a 15-hour graft onto an 18-year-old woman. Featured in Nat Geo's compelling images of the 21st century. - 6441

r/interestingasfuck - u/Parody- - 431 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

129. "Money Over Solutions: The Real Issue" - 6430

r/antiwork - u/Present-Party4402 - 78 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

130. Oh how quickly everything changes - 6397

r/dankmemes - u/SoullessMemenist - 100 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

131. A gentleman amongst the animals - 6181

r/shitposting - u/Grouchy_Theory3506 - 66 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

132. She didn't even try - 6176

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/Aphro07 - 283 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

133. Vladimir Putin begins Operation Blame Ukraine - 6160

r/europe - u/BkkGrl - 547 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

134. TIL following his death in 68AD, there was a popular conspiracy theory that Roman emperor Nero was still secretly alive - 6090

r/todayilearned - u/HeyLittleTrain - 202 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

135. Girl grabs deputy’s gun in sheriff’s Industry station and shoots herself, authorities say - 6059

r/news - u/MrDangerMan - 533 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

136. Newly released transcripts reveal a MAGA betrayal: Donald Trump never cared about Ashli Babbitt. Trump now hypes her as a January 6 martyr, but when he was told of Babbitt's death, there was "no, like, reaction" - 6035

r/politics - u/semaphore-1842 - 396 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

137. I was trying to smile like a Ninja Turtle. Doesn't translate well when actual humans attempt it. - 5984

r/blunderyears - u/Aescleah9873 - 155 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

138. My dads phone bill after vacation - 5571

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Zolsoh - 409 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

139. Who’ll make them understand! - 5489

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid - u/Chimonti - 228 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

140. An accurate breakdown of the $1.2 trillion spending bill - 5363

r/dankmemes - u/Sako280 - 300 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

141. Chinese teen with a long neck from three extra vertebrae - 5084

r/Weird - u/masterof000 - 309 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

142. Girls - 4917

r/shitposting - u/THE_CEO_OF_SEX_1 - 35 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

143. The Slime - 4847

r/comics - u/BeevsComics - 104 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

144. On March 24th, 2014 I spotted him wandering alone down a busy road. Today marks 10 years of thriving with the sweetest, most precious being by my side. - 4117

r/Eyebleach - u/tijanasays - 53 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

145. Al robot refueling a car in New Jersey - 4043

r/BeAmazed - u/mr9t9 - 1128 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

146. Ukrainian porn star raises funds for war amputees - 3814

r/UpliftingNews - u/enkrstic - 121 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

147. Disney being predictable at its finest - 3613

r/shitposting - u/Radiant-Mobile5810 - 54 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

148. ich👮iel - 2980

r/ich_iel - u/justGamesDE - 72 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

149. Maybe Maybe Maybe - 2909

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/SweetSiiren - 209 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

150. Dragon Age creator says that if crunch is "the only way" to make massive games, "maybe the industry deserves to die" - 2859

r/gaming - u/bentsea - 281 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

151. [Highlight] Hunter shoots a ballsy three for no reason - 2761

r/nba - u/lightskinbeaner - 298 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

152. ich_iel - 2678

r/ich_iel - u/No_awards_please - 108 Comments - Top position achieved: 25