top-of-reddit/2024/03/03-30-2024.md

1. Douche bully doesn’t know his own strength. - 49770

r/facepalm - u/MarshalLawTalkingGuy - 6073 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. Shark swallows diver's camera, captures video inside its body - 47257

r/BeAmazed - u/Low_Special715 - 1332 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

3. Are you my mommy? - 46112

r/comics - u/neilkohney - 722 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. Enjoying the ride - 34008

r/Unexpected - u/mellowhumannn - 2496 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. meirl - 31026

r/meirl - u/austincsims - 702 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

6. Bob Ordenkirk, actor of Saul Goodman, signing - 29978

r/pics - u/CoolGamerCho - 652 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. 💀 - 28571

r/suicidebywords - u/MrADOXCZ1 - 49 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

8. Tattoo Artist drew very crooked lines on my first tatt ever :( - 27338

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Derna_A_River - 4113 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

9. TIL In 2001, a Yakuza mob boss named Tadamasa Goto gave a $100,000 donation to UCLA. In exchange, they gave him a liver transplant, allowing him to jump the queue. That same year, 186 people in the Los Angeles area died while waiting for a liver transplant. The FBI was also involved. - 27036

r/todayilearned - u/gullydon - 1255 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. warmed my heart on a cold winter day - 26911

r/wholesomememes - u/Tatsuota - 159 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

11. My grandmother was an… eccentric woman - 26719

r/jewelry - u/ToxicologyFiles - 745 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. The way the letters appear - 26607

r/oddlysatisfying - u/CallMeMrZen - 366 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

13. Woke up to someone mistaking me for another - 25156

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/ItalianMeatBoi - 597 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

14. An RAF Spitfire uses it's wing tip to deflect a German V-1 flying bomb from its target, 1944 - 24801

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/SausaugeMerchant - 399 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

15. At 16 Im 300 pounds and doctors said i needed to lose weight, this is my progress so far. found out my local gym is a ghost town so i get all the privacy I want! - 24632

r/MadeMeSmile - u/PheonixGalaxy - 1362 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

16. Tim Allen (1978) after being arrested for more than a pound of cocaine in his luggage at an airport - 23932

r/pics - u/ST012Mi - 1464 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

17. What are we waiting for?!! - 23614

r/MadeMeSmile - u/dittidot - 275 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

18. Hero saves a child’s life by colliding with another car - 23491

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/FayOriginal - 818 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

19. The feeder I got from the store already had a sleeping hummingbird on it - 22997

r/mildlyinteresting - u/CJtheWayman - 398 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

20. meirl - 22654

r/meirl - u/gossettguy - 180 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

21. Serious display of strength retrieving a ball from a flooded area while making sure his shoes don't get soaked - 21572

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Closed_Aperture - 710 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

22. very very very bad - 21181

r/pcmasterrace - u/SweetBunny2001 - 507 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

23. Woman almost kills herself after setting her ex BF car on fire - 20783

r/facepalm - u/jdajda12 - 1444 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

24. My cat just turned me in to a Bond villain - 20677

r/pics - u/Edenspawn - 1260 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

25. Central London, south of Hyde Park this week - 19886

r/pics - u/Hasu_Kay - 1057 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

26. TIL American TV show Bait Car unintentionally helped a car thief dismiss his charges. Cameras caught the arresting officer say "You watch TV. You know your rights and all that?” instead of properly reading the thief's Miranda rights, leading to evidence becoming unusable. - 19391

r/todayilearned - u/RollingNightSky - 706 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

27. GPS tracking dart will help Police track suspect fleeing in cars without dangerous police chases - 19247

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/SharpCartographer831 - 1954 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

28. No hate on American, do you guys just not know the final price until the till? - 18924

r/memes - u/Starman454642 - 2798 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

29. Robert De Niro (and his dog), Austin Butler (actor), Snoop Dogg & his son Champ Medici hanging out together - 18009

r/interestingasfuck - u/DamnThatsInsaneLol - 824 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

30. DoorDash Driver pulled up to my house, marked order as delivered, stole it, and uploaded this as the delivery location… - 17764

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/HamAndCheese527 - 1162 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

31. meirl - 17624

r/meirl - u/the-cutest-Helen - 227 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

32. Jesus Christ (literally) - 17622

r/clevercomebacks - u/M3GABORG8796 - 557 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

33. American and European Firefighter Helmet Designs - 17375

r/BeAmazed - u/Mediocre_Heart_3032 - 1343 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

34. US appeals court kills ban on plastic containers contaminated with PFAS - 17083

r/news - u/theluckyfrog - 1127 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

35. She made fire ass wings and her son took a bite out of all of them - 17065

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Skye4uuuu - 2019 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

36. TIL Anthony Hopkins once looked throughout the whole London for the book "The girl from Petrovka". Unable to find it he headed home, only to find a manuscript off the book on a bench. It later turned out to be the authors copy, which had been in a stolen car and dumped by the theif. - 16627

r/todayilearned - u/softishviking - 341 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

37. Social experiment to see how adults react - 16541

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Time-Translator-2362 - 1045 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

38. Young Barack Obama in Kenya - 16091

r/pics - u/Gavin-Oldsom - 869 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

39. Cool... - 15470

r/memes - u/elch3w - 732 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

40. Make it make sense. - 15406

r/Unexpected - u/xgodlesssaintx - 287 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

41. Russia's ammo supply is outgunning Ukraine at a rate of 6 to 1, Zelenskyy warns of retreat - 14896

r/worldnews - u/dsakalaq - 1819 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

42. TIL Steve Jobs frequently ate at a restaurant his biological father owned. The owner and Jobs didn’t know they were father and son. - 14805

r/todayilearned - u/somepeoplewait - 576 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

43. Hugs first! Cutting fruit later! - 14720

r/holdmycatnip - u/Careful_Cup4484 - 273 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

44. Real - 14717

r/shitposting - u/URmumISMyDADD - 254 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

45. SMH - 14570

r/whenthe - u/ToeSniffer245 - 246 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

46. Some next level racism - 14293

r/facepalm - u/Aneriox - 1825 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

47. [OC] The queen has perished - 14180

r/wholesomememes - u/wawawiwacomics - 57 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

48. 🔥 Gazelles and their shadows, galloping over the Namib sands - 14097

r/NatureIsFuckingLit - u/merulaalba - 122 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

49. What a husband - 13822

r/wholesomememes - u/Ossiecj - 52 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

50. car crash on a beach (thankfully he survived) - 13579

r/gifs - u/CarlosMadrid89 - 1445 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

51. where's Pippin tho - 13497

r/lotrmemes - u/AshwinJackson29 - 253 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

52. Perhaps the real journey is the change you meet along the way - 13210

r/tumblr - u/sarahtheshortiepie - 233 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

53. No DNA test needed - 13161

r/cats - u/11000101010101 - 162 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

54. How this charcoal ignites - 13101

r/oddlysatisfying - u/Individual_Book9133 - 257 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

55. Caption this. - 13082

r/marvelmemes - u/AbeliousAugustus - 176 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

56. Amputation - 12918

r/oddlyspecific - u/Oliotr - 154 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

57. Every trip 😂 - 12902

r/meme - u/kylecolgan - 235 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

58. Suspicious ain't it - 12782

r/HolUp - u/EfficiencySerious200 - 570 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

59. Might be my favourite orc in the trilogy - 12419

r/lotrmemes - u/Guccipurp24 - 141 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

60. Ok explain me this one if wrestling is not fake - 12314

r/Unexpected - u/JAY_1520 - 361 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

61. A cat or a human that is the question. - 11903

r/memes - u/Sqwerks - 510 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

62. Ozempic maker Novo Nordisk facing pressure as study finds $1,000 appetite suppressant can be made for just $5 - 11847

r/nottheonion - u/Urmomsjuicyvagina - 925 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

63. TIL that Queen Elizabeth II visited the filming set of the series Game of Thrones, the production offered her to sit on the Iron Throne and she refused. - 11615

r/todayilearned - u/Maxine_m_Thorpe - 526 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

64. Just some guys being dudes over here :) - 11568

r/wholesomememes - u/drezetzdfdgdfg - 305 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

65. meirl - 11513

r/meirl - u/nupaar - 320 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

66. Maybe maybe maybe - 11484

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/enIighten-me - 1351 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

67. Saw this note on my neighbors door this morning - 11458

r/funny - u/grassmountain - 555 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

68. cursed life save - 11342

r/cursedcomments - u/HappyPain1677 - 77 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

69. when you make miscalculations during your boat launch - 11339

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/blackdutch1 - 924 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

70. the algorithm demands to know - 11316

r/tumblr - u/Faenix_Wright - 226 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

71. My grocery store has cacao pods (I got one) - 11296

r/mildlyinteresting - u/hey_grill - 460 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

72. Even the community manager is saying it - 11143

r/Helldivers - u/Njb2006kid - 1139 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

73. To win a girl over - 10994

r/therewasanattempt - u/AvonBarksdale666 - 148 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

74. Hilarious Reactions From The Students - 10951

r/BeAmazed - u/youngster_96 - 283 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

75. Woke up with an ear infection, asked my parents if they had anything to help...... This is what I got - 10933

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Thompsonc21 - 943 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

76. World's Largest Snake is Shot Dead After Biologists Discovered It - 10896

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Sonic_the_hedgedog - 315 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

77. Friends dog that knew me tried a new medication and bit my face out of nowhere. Now he growls whenever he sees me - 10890

r/Wellthatsucks - u/hottopicmannequin - 1862 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

78. meirl - 10787

r/meirl - u/Joeblesson - 140 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

79. meirl - 10443

r/meirl - u/Elegyski - 216 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

80. Oh snap - 10305

r/SipsTea - u/Obondo90 - 365 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

81. meirl - 10248

r/meirl - u/cute_meowing - 2129 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

82. meirl - 10095

r/meirl - u/wildirish216 - 37 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

83. Joe Biden calls trans people “fabric of our nation” in Trans Day of Visibility proclamation - 9982

r/politics - u/metacyan - 1701 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

84. 😭 - 9956

r/SipsTea - u/GlamorousParliament - 425 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

85. Avalanche of kittens - 9803

r/Awww - u/mathias45 - 153 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

86. Protective Elephant Pulls Caretaker Close To The Herd, To Protect Him - 9538

r/AnimalsBeingBros - u/EcstaticSociety4040 - 199 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

87. Donald Trump shares image of Joe Biden bound and gagged - 9441

r/politics - u/nutritionvegan - 1225 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

88. Louis Gossett Jr, the voice of Vortigaunts in Half-Life 2 and HL2: Episode One, has passed away, age 87 - 9438

r/gaming - u/LudwigSpectre - 153 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

89. Hostage situation in Ede, the Netherlands - 9438

r/europe - u/FlyingChinesePanda - 884 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

90. After 67 years on the Las Vegas Strip, the Tropicana Casino will close it doors forever Tuesday. - 9432

r/pics - u/LVbellman - 458 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

91. MAGA’s Ugly, Hateful Response to Bridge Horror Is About to Get Worse - 9325

r/politics - u/Quirkie - 1082 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

92. “I’m baby” - 9086

r/BrandNewSentence - u/Technical_Ad7620 - 439 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

93. Ozempic maker Novo Nordisk facing pressure as study finds $1,000 appetite suppressant can be made for just $5 - 9079

r/science - u/Urmomsjuicyvagina - 1228 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

94. Anti-racist bone was super effective - 9065

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/BPTeehee - 101 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

95. Title - 9060

r/shitposting - u/T423 - 105 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

96. Donald Trump Faces Backlash for 'Begging for Money' After Claiming to Have Hundreds of Millions in Cash: 'And Oddly Enough, His Supporters Aren’t Catching On’ - 8587

r/inthenews - u/T_Shurt - 681 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

97. She wants to do that every day - 8556

r/holdmycatnip - u/Gullible-Demand4432 - 138 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

98. meirl - 8516

r/meirl - u/minecraft_unlimited - 234 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

99. goddamn, how's 100k usd is not enough - 8452

r/meme - u/djquincyortiz - 1098 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

100. Pic of Hamas terrorists parading naked body of woman wins award, ignites anger - 8366

r/worldnews - u/Carla_DFW - 2116 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

101. My parents confessed last Christmas that my sister was the product of my mother’s affair. AITAH for cutting my parents out of my life? - 8211

r/AITAH - u/QuailDifferentx - 1398 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

102. This seems… Concerning - 8208

r/facepalm - u/Lord_Answer_me_Why - 1082 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

103. Ozempic maker Novo Nordisk facing pressure as study finds $1,000 appetite suppressant can be made for just $5 - 8178

r/wallstreetbets - u/Urmomsjuicyvagina - 1100 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

104. How Potato Terrine at a Michelin-star restaurant is made - 8160

r/oddlysatisfying - u/Majoodeh - 858 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

105. AITAH for refusing to donate my kidney to my dying sister because she got with my highschool bully? - 8045

r/AITAH - u/Delicious-Hat-2395 - 2248 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

106. ‘Gen V’ Star Chance Perdomo Dies at 27 in Motorcycle Accident - 7689

r/TheBoys - u/MarvelsGrantMan136 - 805 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

107. A picture of my grandmother, not sure the year - 7668

r/pics - u/EvisceratedInFiction - 189 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

108. Non-members will no longer be able to buy Costco’s iconic $1.50 hot dog combo - 7621

r/news - u/nosotros_road_sodium - 851 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

109. ... - 7613

r/shitposting - u/No_Revenue9752 - 52 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

110. What’s the most recent photo of your cat that you have right now? - 7561

r/cats - u/HappyHayden_07 - 3099 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

111. Designed and built my first course. A 9-hole par-3 in Northern Michigan. No experience and for under $250k. Pretty proud of how it turned out. - 7460

r/golf - u/maxwellrolls - 1073 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

112. Ukraine faces retreat without US aid, Zelensky says | CNN - 7406

r/worldnews - u/Marha01 - 1220 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

113. I'm visiting my parents. Woke up to my dad standing over me wearing my mom's anti-aging therapy mask. - 7399

r/oddlyterrifying - u/Ayen_C - 402 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

114. YouTube prankster gets what's coming to him. - 7365

r/ImTheMainCharacter - u/Beneficial_Help8440 - 561 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

115. Find it and smash it, just to make sure.. - 7363

r/SipsTea - u/Dry_Context_8924 - 848 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

116. Relatable - 7072

r/shitposting - u/Kashemo_the_fraud - 153 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

117. Where were bug Divers? - 6822

r/Helldivers - u/AbakanGuy - 670 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

118. Not sure if this counts but my wife just got us this door mat - 6699

r/WitchesVsPatriarchy - u/all_the_eggs_and_bcn - 105 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

119. It’s not that you were thick it’s cause you forced your dancers to do things that were sick - 6604

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/Cleonce12 - 526 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

120. Boomer officer only gotted suspended for 5 days because of this - 6596

r/BoomersBeingFools - u/EthanthegamerGD - 864 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

121. meirl - 6583

r/meirl - u/ducpoc - 327 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

122. Which movie are they talking about - 6421

r/CuratedTumblr - u/Careless-Bridge8829 - 222 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

123. meirl - 6349

r/meirl - u/gsc-kush - 39 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

124. TIL that the Hoover dam is still curing and will take 15 - 20 years to finally be complete - 6348

r/todayilearned - u/imfatandihavenolife - 361 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

125. Best Buy offers to screen LGBTQ nonprofit donations after conservative pressure, filing shows - 6319

r/nottheonion - u/LawNo9454 - 629 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

126. Canon at this point... - 6316

r/clevercomebacks - u/Burrmanchu - 246 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

127. Nah 💀💀💀 - 6252

r/shitposting - u/Difficult-Tap-3277 - 106 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

128. For those of you who don't know what an eclipse is. - 6237

r/funny - u/RWhatIWant2B - 177 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

129. Patient was celebrating the night before. Said his friends might have done something to him after he passed out. - 6089

r/Wellthatsucks - u/glitchNglide - 520 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

130. This is what happens when my tenant (aka grandma) drops my pup off before I get home. - 6088

r/aww - u/Dizzy_Routine_8046 - 219 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

131. where's Pippin tho - 6029

r/dankmemes - u/AshwinJackson29 - 70 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

132. young man learnt ancient wisdom - 5604

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/hoejack_whorseman - 86 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

133. He killed a man 26 years ago in Missouri. His husband secretly worked with investigators to get a confession - 5493

r/news - u/benderrodz - 332 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

134. 👀 - 5456

r/Awww - u/KipferlAG - 133 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

135. Electroboom 😂 - 5378

r/funnyvideos - u/Ok_Musician9914 - 131 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

136. Going through my old phone, dusting off some classics. - 5336

r/memes - u/PurpleSunCraze - 108 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

137. cursed sale - 5312

r/cursedcomments - u/svickovanasmetane1 - 62 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

138. Unexpected. - 5256

r/whenthe - u/dazli69 - 86 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

139. Transfer time - 5134

r/harrypotter - u/liinaa_x - 65 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

140. [Sean Cunningham] Luka Doncic as he puts away the Kings tonight in Sacramento with his final free throw, then as the final horn sounds, waves goodbye to former Kings GM Vlade Divac seated courtside and says "he shoulda' drafted me." - 5035

r/nba - u/AashyLarry - 381 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

141. That's a nice souvenir - 4809

r/Unexpected - u/Normal-Background-74 - 143 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

142. BF's kid busted my still working 12 year old phone.. - 4776

r/Wellthatsucks - u/Darkchyldeone - 506 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

143. Cursed roommate - 4674

r/cursedcomments - u/ZoeeCartierr - 79 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

144. 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣 - 4634

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/gimmemoregummybears - 60 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

145. To discourage Guyana over drilling for the oil discovered off their sea - 4612

r/therewasanattempt - u/AfricanStream - 286 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

146. How long do you think? - 4581

r/oddlyspecific - u/MelonOfFate - 177 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

147. “I played BG3 multiple times for the plot.” The plot: - 4425

r/BaldursGate3 - u/ShadowHeartRuby - 441 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

148. Pic from my friend’s flight this morning - 4057

r/WTF - u/jhagger - 620 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

149. Another download speed meme from guy in 3rd world country - 3975

r/Piracy - u/JMicheal289 - 213 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

150. A cool guide on the deadliest Marvel characters - 3796

r/coolguides - u/Thatdamnmg - 257 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

151. We are just kids for her - 3713

r/SipsTea - u/Hey-there-peeeps - 526 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

152. Is this more “actually true”? - 3012

r/technicallythetruth - u/a2plusb2 - 103 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

153. Firefighters use water shield to completely bock flames behind water curtain - 2938

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Literally_black1984 - 122 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

154. wellWellWell - 1579

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/cokead - 43 Comments - Top position achieved: 22