top-of-reddit/2024/04/04-01-2024.md

1. The ancient city of Nimrud stood for three thousand years until 2015 when it was reduced to dust in a single day by Isis militants - 50711

r/interestingasfuck - u/pavawanajujogui2gp - 453 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. My best April Fools. Put this in the office bathroom. There was ketchup inside. - 47024

r/pics - u/Sosowski - 636 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. I hope this poor lady is having better sex now - 45405

r/facepalm - u/Aneriox - 1692 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. yes that is my real head, no this photo was not edited. - 37062

r/blunderyears - u/the-gmail - 6705 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. He's a good guy - 36399

r/wholesomememes - u/blaze_uchiha999 - 232 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

6. This surf instructor - 35696

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/lolikroli - 1090 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

7. Madlads Rescue What They Thought Is a Dog From Drowning, Turned Out to be a Wolf - 35563

r/madlads - u/Admirable-Leather325 - 803 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

8. Took a year of busting my ass but I've finally gone from car living to apartment living! I have nobody to share with but this is huge!!!!!! - 34255

r/povertyfinance - u/AnyBodysReference - 1152 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

9. He’s just… Being a good dad? - 32966

r/facepalm - u/NeverEndingWalker64 - 3610 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

10. Or commit suicide - 28454

r/suicidebywords - u/secretgirlx997 - 245 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

11. These people took a picture during the 9/11 attacks, thinking that it was part of a movie filming - 28225

r/pics - u/WorldofJedi727 - 1537 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. Expert refuses to value item on Antiques Roadshow - 25756

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Technicholl - 2281 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

13. TIL about Genie, a feral child who was tied up in her father's bathroom for most of her childhood and never developed the ability to speak. Despite massive advances in Genie's social skills and non-verbal communication - Genie never learned how to acquire language after her rescue. - 25465

r/todayilearned - u/KieranWriter - 1308 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

14. Please..🥹 - 24822

r/funny - u/ladysman_untrue - 170 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

15. Farmer hugging the last olive grove in her field it gets bulldozed - 24721

r/pics - u/Think_Supermarket_81 - 1645 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

16. When you’re the handsomest of all the boys… - 24355

r/Awww - u/gyrottaza000 - 132 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

17. Buyers Are Avoiding Teslas Because Elon Musk Has Become So Toxic - 24295

r/inthenews - u/T_Shurt - 1512 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

18. This is how bananas cross the road in Costa Rica - 23540

r/BeAmazed - u/Majoodeh - 732 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

19. Chad Smith Hears Thirty Seconds To Mars For The First Time - 23382

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/ItzTaras - 1624 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

20. Rose Kennedy before lobotomy - 23221

r/pics - u/oneoriginator - 911 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

21. Berlin after the Legalization of Cannabis in Germany - 23165

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/NeverJoe_420_ - 1650 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

22. The Good Ol' Days - 21686

r/comics - u/FieldExplores - 510 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

23. Rapex a tube-shaped anti rape device with internal barbs, inserted by a woman similar to a tampon. - 21151

r/interestingasfuck - u/not_a_profession - 2300 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

24. tOUCHé - 21149

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ExactlySorta - 773 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

25. Chunky Dave steals the internet - 20813

r/Awww - u/GlobalBreadfruit8832 - 284 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

26. Don't be a sucker. - 20791

r/jobs - u/Deathrider66 - 356 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

27. Cloaked massive ships over Automaton worlds. - 20638

r/Helldivers - u/infinity__cube - 1374 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

28. The last 30 years if the US popular vote mattered - 20276

r/pics - u/SilentWalrus92 - 2786 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

29. My mom at a house party her freshman year of college (Spring 1970, Eastern Illinois University) - 20018

r/OldSchoolCool - u/sudoterminal - 1117 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

30. Introvert gang rise up - 19907

r/wholesomememes - u/roooer - 156 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

31. If anyone should have their college debt wiped, it's one of these girls - 18477

r/SipsTea - u/PBJforthewin - 1265 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

32. In 1974, a prankster in Sitka faked Mount Edgecumbe's eruption using burning tires for April's Fool. - 18467

r/pics - u/duckyoumate - 185 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

33. Have you heard of acting - 18464

r/MurderedByWords - u/SparkyBangBang432 - 433 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

34. TIL in 1945, 2 years before Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier, the Boston Red Sox held a sham "tryout" for him and other black players. Red Sox management shouted racial slurs from the stands and humiliated the players. The Red Sox would eventually be the last MLB team to racially integrate. - 18410

r/todayilearned - u/prezuiwf - 690 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

35. And this is how a new person in the neighborhood announces themselves, pretty aggressive. I'm not taking the tray of muffins over. - 18014

r/facepalm - u/ownleechild - 4532 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

36. My 80 year old grandmother going in for a botched hip replacement repair in high spirits ready to get her life back [OC] - 17692

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Embarrassed_Pin69420 - 496 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

37. To act like a caring girlfriend - 17389

r/therewasanattempt - u/Luci5892 - 1845 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

38. I had an exam - 17229

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Plane_Huckleberry100 - 1265 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

39. NASA photo of sand dunes on Mars - 16973

r/pics - u/NineteenEighty9 - 511 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

40. He’s right, but he shouldn’t say it 😂 - 16476

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/Ignomatics - 534 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

41. meirl - 16387

r/meirl - u/de4dpunk_ - 910 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

42. The “suggested tips” section on the receipt from the hipster bar we were just at. - 16167

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/NineDayOldDiarrhea - 1636 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

43. David Attenborough, English broadcaster renowned for natural history documentaries, alive at age 97 - 16045

r/pics - u/Ekms - 878 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

44. What will you take away? - 15978

r/meme - u/KasparTheresa - 1276 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

45. 'We don't see a place for microtransactions in single-player games', says CD Projekt Red following Dragon's Dogma 2's DLC fiasco - 15942

r/gaming - u/Bob_Juan_Santos - 1639 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

46. Happy April! - 15643

r/tumblr - u/talelmar - 60 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

47. TIL that in 2023, a 45-year-old Belgian man named David Baerten faked his own death, but then showed up to his own funeral to teach his family a “life lesson.” He was reportedly dismayed that his family had grown apart. - 15468

r/todayilearned - u/waitingforthesun92 - 330 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

48. A skater rescuing a wild bunny from a pool. - 15348

r/Eyebleach - u/Green____cat - 285 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

49. The jeans discount is the cherry on top - 14692

r/oddlyspecific - u/Kiixck - 189 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

50. What if... - 14655

r/SipsTea - u/gloupp - 309 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

51. I still have so many questions - 14613

r/HolUp - u/rishabh2996 - 1147 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

52. Joey Swolls Destroys Another OF Girl Filming In The Gym - 14526

r/TikTokCringe - u/M___Shazaib - 1492 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

53. 58 terabytes??? Wtf - 14298

r/facepalm - u/Snapplef - 1532 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

54. cursed school shooter - 14076

r/cursedcomments - u/knedlikysezelim - 49 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

55. meirl - 13808

r/meirl - u/Squluo - 181 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

56. We are losing common fucking sense - 13615

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/BaldHourGlass667 - 343 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

57. Little girl and her favorite trash man - 13461

r/wholesomememes - u/nicajoane - 89 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

58. You can't find a problem if you don't get diagnosed - 13335

r/clevercomebacks - u/blaze_uchiha999 - 573 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

59. teamLeadAndHR - 13144

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/cherry-pie123 - 342 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

60. Teaching grandma how to fold a towel - 13087

r/funnyvideos - u/Efficient_Sky5173 - 106 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

61. What's your body count? - 13051

r/funny - u/w8sting_time - 471 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

62. Checkmate, atheists! - 12943

r/MurderedByWords - u/secretgirlx997 - 721 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

63. Eva Green - 12728

r/movies - u/allwinter - 870 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

64. Georgia Rally Encapsulates Trump’s Entire Campaign - 12672

r/PoliticalHumor - u/T_Shurt - 503 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

65. Caught them doing some kind of ritual? Why in the heck would they be doing this? - 12666

r/Aquariums - u/poulard - 978 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

66. Seagull surprise - 12563

r/BrandNewSentence - u/okydos - 105 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

67. THE CREEK IS OURS - 12477

r/Helldivers - u/dragoonknight01 - 573 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

68. 19 years ago today, Comedy Central ran a banner for Mitch Hedberg's passing - 12452

r/pics - u/MostLikelyToYahtzee - 472 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

69. New Major Order: Take Back The Creek - 12417

r/Helldivers - u/Charming__Banana - 1055 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

70. Video shows California police fatally shooting teenager who was reported kidnapped - 12347

r/news - u/yuefairchild - 888 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

71. “Threatening the president is a crime”: Expert says Trump Truth Social post may violate bail terms - 12312

r/politics - u/etfvpu - 719 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

72. I now hate human beings - 11724

r/memes - u/HistoricalDirector83 - 281 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

73. Before and After: My Girl's Bath Time - 11551

r/aww - u/True_Swimming6250 - 263 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

74. At Texas Roadhouse, I ordered Mac and Cheese. The server said it was scratch made. It was still cold. She said “that’s how they make it now” - 11541

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/gen_x_24601 - 1149 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

75. from river trash to furniture - 11495

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/bluemoon992 - 289 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

76. Literally 1984 - 11382

r/memes - u/Beginning-Zombie6854 - 488 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

77. Texas person is diagnosed with bird flu after being in contact with cows - 11311

r/news - u/artificalintelligent - 1068 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

78. If the cameraman hadn't filmed, he'd probably be in jail. - 11143

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/MrPromotor - 507 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

79. Kid decides to begin the match while the rest of the players are listening to the national anthem - 10975

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid - u/avrock1 - 288 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

80. Same as fast and furious 😂 - 10973

r/funny - u/jsmrock10 - 148 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

81. " asytrology isn't real "... - 10952

r/technicallythetruth - u/Syrian_gamer1 - 178 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

82. [OC] I met a woman who was also a data nerd, so we tracked our sex for three years. - 10877

r/dataisbeautiful - u/Nizidramaniiyt - 1519 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

83. Ummm...?!?! - 10863

r/oddlyspecific - u/enckor - 538 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

84. Jail Trump: Get It Over With - 10858

r/politics - u/Johannastraat - 598 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

85. Top 10 pranks... - 10822

r/memes - u/Naail5gh - 595 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

86. Dad of the year - 10805

r/Unexpected - u/Affectionate_Flan28 - 335 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

87. The Mandela effect - 10724

r/CuratedTumblr - u/linuxaddict334 - 480 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

88. You better go over and apologize that's a damn legend😂 - 10714

r/SipsTea - u/tchampim - 519 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

89. Maybe Maybe Maybe - 10399

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/ratzepummel - 277 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

90. That back to work after a Sunday holiday feeling - 10288

r/funny - u/Beaker360 - 477 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

91. Kitten, you need to read theory. - 10200

r/tumblr - u/Big-Day-755 - 324 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

92. SunBun distracts human from video games - 10188

r/OneOrangeBraincell - u/Slimy_Salamanders - 295 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

93. "Clean the bathroom its nasty" The bathroom in question: - 9806

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/PheonixGalaxy - 1250 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

94. [OC] Princess Hunter keeps promises - 9502

r/comics - u/An_Dant - 217 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

95. Disappointment 😮‍💨 - 9319

r/SipsTea - u/fun--shine - 239 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

96. Good! - 9185

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/yorocky89A - 802 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

97. Look at that mouth, how couldn’t you trust it? - 9068

r/tumblr - u/Mr_Muda_Himself_V3 - 81 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

98. Today, April 1., Cannabis got legalized in Germany. Big smokey meetup at Brandenburg Gate, Berlin - 8991

r/MadeMeSmile - u/habilishn - 879 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

99. A short comic - 8965

r/lotrmemes - u/Upstairs-Jaguar8935 - 111 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

100. Israeli airstrike in Damascus kills top Iranian general - 8932

r/worldnews - u/Conamin - 1043 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

101. The story of “Boji” the dog ❤️ - 8884

r/BeAmazed - u/No_Carry1293 - 297 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

102. Ubanea has been liberated! Let's make one final push for Tibit and cripple the Automatons offenses. - 8807

r/Helldivers - u/Zappers273 - 499 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

103. Born in 2002, Çelik is set to make history as the youngest mayor in Turkey - 8626

r/europe - u/kuftikufti - 354 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

104. You were…. - 8566

r/SipsTea - u/mjaoknaas - 320 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

105. Pushka my sweet 22 year old girl passed today and I don't really have anyone to tell, she loved people even strangers and made people who disliked cats into a cat lovers with her affection. - 8521

r/cats - u/Vahlok_18 - 372 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

106. Guess I'll just be late for work today. - 8475

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Laxativelog - 293 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

107. Yeah middle eastern religion - 8312

r/facepalm - u/SimonDorimu - 905 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

108. Adidas banned the No. 44 on Germany's national soccer team uniforms because of its resemblance to Nazi SS symbols • - 8171

r/nottheonion - u/hushasmoh - 312 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

109. Progressive and radical - 8083

r/BikiniBottomTwitter - u/Green____cat - 71 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

110. Underrated visual gag during the Omashu episode - 7888

r/TheLastAirbender - u/SuperAstronomyNerd - 83 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

111. A girl tapped me on the shoulder and gave me her number at the gym today :) - 7792

r/MadeMeSmile - u/SaltineICracker - 316 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

112. This is a german post Ihr Geringverdiener - 7719

r/memes - u/1h3f - 296 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

113. Boomers break into neighboring AirBNB and demand to know why black man is there. - 7572

r/BoomersBeingFools - u/Fasciinnating - 980 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

114. Republicans takes credit for bills they voted against then gets humiliated on-air - 7410

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/SeoneAsa - 219 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

115. Mayor shot dead while at restaurant with his 14-year-old son in Mexico - 7356

r/worldnews - u/PaticiaRJ - 779 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

116. 59 Year old Chimpanzee recognises her human friend, after years of separation. - 7327

r/interestingasfuck - u/Dramatic-Fun-7101 - 207 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

117. Happy to help - 7319

r/HolUp - u/Got-a-PhD-in-THC - 32 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

118. Michael Jackson without autotune - 6738

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Deception27 - 710 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

119. So many Cadbury eggs. - 6721

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/bartarton - 213 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

120. At least they only had to pay for one wedding - 6667

r/FunnyandSad - u/whitemike40 - 256 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

121. I was robbed blind by staff at a hospital including a wedding ring and now have to go to court instead of taking my school finals. - 6352

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/yuyufan43 - 116 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

122. "Epitomized Path" for Character Event Wishes! Developers Discussion - 04/01 - 6184

r/Genshin_Impact - u/RoyalJello - 546 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

123. Meirl - 6183

r/meirl - u/csakurasht - 71 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

124. World Map according to Bhutan (Better Title: Countries recognised by Bhutan) - 6109

r/MapPorn - u/dphayteeyl - 375 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

125. My ovulation tracker suddenly asked what state I live in - 6026

r/WitchesVsPatriarchy - u/BabserellaWT - 433 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

126. How durian fruit is harvested - 6002

r/oddlysatisfying - u/SinjiOnO - 223 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

127. Sunbathing chad - 5837

r/Chadtopia - u/MachelleQuintero - 72 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

128. Guyana's President Confronts BBC Journalist for Trying to Discourage Oil Drilling Due to Climate - 5798

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/AfricanStream - 508 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

129. ITS HAPPENING!! Patch 2.1 announced for Imperator! - 5688

r/paradoxplaza - u/basedandcoolpilled - 236 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

130. Can anyone confirm - 5503

r/HolUp - u/whitemike40 - 91 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

131. Living her best life - 5393

r/facepalm - u/Worth_Cash_7581 - 679 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

132. Hey AS, This guy who is disabled is unable to spread Democracy cuz the Anti-Cheat is blocking his Assistive Tech Inputs. PLEASE help him out - 5333

r/Helldivers - u/BJgobbleDix - 321 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

133. This seems like a solid plan - 5246

r/OhNoConsequences - u/-LostCurator- - 544 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

134. Result!!! Furry nut goblin vanquished - 5206

r/CasualUK - u/stateit - 369 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

135. Police Fatally Shoot Abducted Teen As She Was Following instructions to Move Toward a Deputy - 5143

r/PublicFreakout - u/xm1l1tiax - 706 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

136. Top 10 April fools prank - 5114

r/funny - u/Dividebyzero23 - 257 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

137. Thomas Jefferson’s great great great great great Grandson replicates his picture - 5071

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Jjokes11 - 200 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

138. What a gem of a show it was! - 5061

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/LittleFee4482 - 76 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

139. Blocks of dry ice can float on sand - 5055

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/kirsion - 167 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

140. Trump: I am the chosen one, a miracle sent by God to save America - 4816

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/BuddhistSagan - 368 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

141. Your appt is now canceled. - 4804

r/pettyrevenge - u/97n89 - 479 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

142. JK Rowling in ‘arrest me’ challenge over hate crime law - 4611

r/news - u/kwentongskyblue - 770 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

143. Kitty turned 17 today again! Can she get a happy B-day? 🥳 - 4586

r/cats - u/R3dPr13st - 257 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

144. meirl - 4324

r/meirl - u/Vidapr - 214 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

145. Pure precious girl - 4164

r/wholesomememes - u/DistributionOld6842 - 25 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

146. Controversial opinion - 4003

r/memes - u/SizableSplash86 - 467 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

147. Lol - 3852

r/SipsTea - u/jessym1m1 - 53 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

148. Doing wheelies on a busy road - 3719

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/archaugust - 541 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

149. Two for One Special - 3694

r/antiwork - u/shootermac32 - 215 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

150. Happy Easter - 3303

r/comics - u/Jenny-Jinya - 49 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

151. More info on recent Developers Discussion - 3101

r/Genshin_Impact - u/stipz999 - 293 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

152. Osama bin Laden's niece is a Trump supporter who has also backed the QAnon conspiracy theory movement - 2844

r/politics - u/secretgirlx997 - 289 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

153. meirl - 2320

r/meirl - u/condmf - 247 Comments - Top position achieved: 25