top-of-reddit/2024/04/04-03-2024.md

1. (OC) I recently lost 170 pounds. Took me two in a half years. - 53604

r/MadeMeSmile - u/ItsGamerPops - 1111 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. Donald Trump staring into the eclipse, 2017. - 49048

r/pics - u/Gavin-Oldsom - 2702 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. American Jacob Flickinger of World Central Kitchen killed while feeding the starving - 47456

r/pics - u/LostItAllOnSpy - 171 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. me_irl - 42183

r/me_irl - u/starkfr - 772 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

5. Ryan Reynolds being wholesome - 41518

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Aneriox - 215 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. He has spoken - 40715

r/madlads - u/Palifaith - 166 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. Kiddos absolutely crush Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" xylophone-style - 33649

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/ExactlySorta - 1155 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

8. Holup, Oprah. I have some questions. - 33174

r/Funnymemes - u/SimpleButFun - 2309 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

9. Wholesome man - 31829

r/wholesomememes - u/ronglebringur - 286 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. 7.4 magnitude earthquake hits Taiwan - 30747

r/gifs - u/StephenMcGannon - 903 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

11. Savage doctor - 29829

r/rareinsults - u/sid_shady34 - 300 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

12. Chef Jose Andres says Israel targeted his aid workers 'systematically, car by car' - 29422

r/news - u/Currymvp2 - 1831 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

13. "Get over yourself," Hillary Clinton tells apathetic voters upset about Biden and Trump rematch: "One is old and effective and compassionate . . . one is old and has been charged with 91 felonies," Clinton said - 28952

r/politics - u/semaphore-1842 - 6821 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

14. A fawn and bobcat found at a rescue centre, cuddling after they were saved from a forest fire - 27882

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Delicious-Let8429 - 165 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

15. I won an award! - 27054

r/WatchPeopleDieInside - u/swan001 - 704 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

16. meirl - 25726

r/meirl - u/ProfessionalAccess68 - 1283 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

17. They make each others day - 25565

r/HumansBeingBros - u/westcoastcdn19 - 694 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

18. Maybe Maybe Maybe - 25246

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/MikeeorUSA - 967 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

19. Bf can’t make anything for himself - 24636

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Hot-Pear-2195 - 6202 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

20. American Express spent 64 cents to send me a 41 cent cheque - 24251

r/mildlyinteresting - u/sidml - 874 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

21. Two days ago, I hid 100 rubber ducks for my wife to find. So far, she’s found 96 - 23740

r/funny - u/breath_ofthemild - 569 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

22. Medellín declares war on sex tourism after US citizen found with two little girls at a hotel - 21999

r/worldnews - u/Logibenq - 1761 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

23. Wholesome Santa - 21894

r/wholesomememes - u/rtheken - 181 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

24. Autocorrect - 21684

r/tumblr - u/reds2032 - 316 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

25. A sea cucumber eating - 21148

r/BeAmazed - u/G0ATzzz - 1871 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

26. Honest Owners and tolerant neighbors - 21039

r/cats - u/skkytsk - 304 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

27. All billionaires under 30 have inherited their wealth, research finds - 19390

r/antiwork - u/InfiniteOxfordComma - 895 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

28. Billionaire owners of Kansas City Chiefs and Royals, who donated and pushed Republican low tax and small government causes for years, scrambling after Missourians just voted to abolish the sales tax to fund their stadiums - 19085

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/jarena009 - 1033 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

29. Meirl - 18973

r/meirl - u/Mental-Excitement-33 - 158 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

30. When a show runs on too long - 18841

r/tumblr - u/footballmaths49 - 398 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

31. 6 years is not that bad - 18612

r/wholesomememes - u/ConfidentWhole8946 - 139 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

32. The void was adopted to help Bob adjust to the loss of his brother Marley. Could not be working any better. - 18488

r/cats - u/Sparrowtalker - 282 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

33. ‘I’m trying to give you a better deal’: Customer pulls gun on Burger King employee for giving him a discount - 18434

r/nottheonion - u/GetOffMyGrassBrats - 2045 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

34. it's stupid but it works - 17921

r/Unexpected - u/Live_Band28 - 401 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

35. Auburn student sinks 94-foot putt to win car - 17774

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/SnooAvocados499 - 572 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

36. Homeowner Baffled After Washing Machine Uses 3.6GB of Internet Data a Day - 17670

r/nottheonion - u/xKnightlightx - 1205 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

37. MGK Ironic Suicide / Murder. Bless his heart. - 17652

r/MurderedByWords - u/PhillJames - 733 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

38. TIL there is a Japanese organization, White Hands, which offers "ejaculation help" for males with disabilities who cannot physically masturbate due to paralysis, muscle atrophy, incurable disease, or cerebral palsy. - 17642

r/todayilearned - u/AccountNumber478 - 1199 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

39. Ringleader of global monkey torture network, 'The Torture King', is charged - 17196

r/news - u/maclauk - 2124 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

40. ChatGPT is a heartbreaker… - 16775

r/clevercomebacks - u/momo12345321 - 288 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

41. Cinderella - 16279

r/comics - u/Pizzacakecomic - 291 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

42. OSHA? Whats that? - 16189

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/CourseAffectionate15 - 832 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

43. "Torture King" Michael Macartney at his home in Virginia facing 5 years in prison for animal abuse - 15999

r/pics - u/HappySkullsplitter - 2130 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

44. Marisa Tomei through the years - 15857

r/BeAmazed - u/BLACKBURN16 - 1078 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

45. This Theory.... Works - 15782

r/tumblr - u/NewCodingLine - 315 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

46. Taiwanese man swimming in his pool during the 7.4 earthquake - 15744

r/interestingasfuck - u/CantStopPoppin - 846 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

47. Heartwarming 🥰🥰 - 15381

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Miserable-Lizard - 690 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

48. “Hair Like Mine,” a 2009 photo of a boy touching Barack Obama’s head - 15244

r/pics - u/readyplayer100b - 299 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

49. I swear every team goes god mode when there are no revives left. - 15097

r/Helldivers - u/DriftGMD - 740 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

50. Muslims people watering hot road in Tamil Nadu so there is some relief for hindu devotees walking barefoot to temple. - 15058

r/india - u/Rosake3 - 494 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

51. Nobody - 14947

r/suicidebywords - u/Shreyansh8868 - 70 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

52. Dont know if this belongs here but i lost 90 pounds since December 2023! - 14473

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Wholesomechair - 470 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

53. Boeing is crashing because they dismantled their union workforce to make their stock price go up. Nepo babies on Wall Street are SHOOK -- Turns out that if you want to build planes, you need workers who know how to build planes. - 14016

r/WorkReform - u/kevinmrr - 398 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

54. How Handy Can Your Mouth Be! - 13793

r/BeAmazed - u/avatias - 303 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

55. Choice right has been taken from us - 13669

r/clevercomebacks - u/Common_Thinker - 261 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

56. That's my guy what's up brother? - 13400

r/SipsTea - u/GameVerseYT - 522 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

57. Today 28 years ago was the day Theodore Kaczynski AKA The Unabomber was arrested. - 13042

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/craftinmines - 1010 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

58. They are - 12817

r/facepalm - u/LensRc - 799 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

59. LOL - 12778

r/SipsTea - u/NoahYoung61 - 168 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

60. IDF chief apologizes as details emerge of strike that picked off Gaza aid cars one by one - 12748

r/worldnews - u/Internal-Grocery-244 - 2716 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

61. Guys - 12372

r/SipsTea - u/aerurtjitrji - 518 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

62. Cool picture of Estonian special forces - 12279

r/pics - u/OkLawfulness5555 - 553 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

63. What game this reminds you? - 12188

r/videogames - u/Charles_Paiva - 648 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

64. Teaching smol birb to drink for the first time - 11849

r/Eyebleach - u/Repulsive_Ad3681 - 125 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

65. I don’t want to pay for this. - 11797

r/TikTokCringe - u/xmido - 1672 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

66. Donald Trump forced to reveal his finances to save his properties - 11738

r/inthenews - u/hayasecond - 644 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

67. Ahem! - 11716

r/HolUp - u/ImSoFrickinPissed - 246 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

68. 21st century Sleeping beauty - 11617

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/diede12345 - 482 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

69. Dad is cool - 11529

r/wholesomememes - u/JBugelL0L - 368 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

70. My bill arrived nearly a year after I spent 3 days in the hospital for 5 broken bones from a cycling accident. - 11440

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Jeze3D - 2785 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

71. Magic trick messes his brain - 11429

r/WatchPeopleDieInside - u/SPY-Reddit - 569 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

72. 2004 Game Boy Advance Walmart ad - 11414

r/gaming - u/sworedmagic - 464 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

73. TIL Sam White, a Virginia Civil War collector, was killed in 2008 when a 140 year old high explosive cannonball he was restoring detonated in his driveway. The explosion was powerful enough to send chunks of shrapnel up to 1/4 mile away. There were 18 more cannonballs in his driveway at the time. - 11288

r/todayilearned - u/Chemical-Elk-1299 - 484 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

74. Extremely cool and normal reactions to getting a free cape - 11053

r/Helldivers - u/DeadGripThe2nd - 1915 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

75. Good morning Jack Smith - 11019

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Adelu1219 - 446 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

76. My man went in for a 3 inch but his suicide made him 6 feet deep. - 10880

r/suicidebywords - u/Aggravating-Bid1983 - 109 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

77. "Women should be ashamed of themselves for having their anus and vagina too close to each other" - 10825

r/facepalm - u/Citron_Neat - 3775 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

78. Oh no! The minimum wage was raised, whatever will we do? - 10597

r/facepalm - u/Lord_Answer_me_Why - 1579 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

79. Oops - 10562

r/facepalm - u/ChoiceVain7065 - 1071 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

80. Eminem's letter to Tupac's mother - 10491

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/sakekaasu - 349 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

81. This is what AI is supposed to do - 10339

r/ChatGPT - u/Knight_dark_57 - 603 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

82. From what I heard, they are thinking in even put ads inside it. - 10131

r/dankmemes - u/Get-the-Vibe - 633 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

83. Exclusive: Trump Media saved in 2022 by Russian-American under criminal investigation - 9878

r/technology - u/Wagamaga - 629 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

84. President Javier Milei fires 24,000 government workers in Argentina: ‘No one knows who will be next’ - 9772

r/worldnews - u/Gjrts - 1542 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

85. There is no quiet part anymore. It's all out loud now - 9707

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ExactlySorta - 606 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

86. TIL The temperature on the moon at the Apollo 11 landing site was 200ºF (93ºC). - 9661

r/todayilearned - u/linear_majority - 492 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

87. An extreme lack of sense here - 9492

r/facepalm - u/Lord_Answer_me_Why - 2105 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

88. Tenants left behind this sweet boy - 9454

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/rosiepinkfox - 238 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

89. Someone planted hotdogs all over my front lawn.. - 9297

r/WTF - u/Booooomkin - 1091 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

90. "Oops..." - 9210

r/oddlyspecific - u/SL33PW4LK1NG - 433 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

91. His face - 9078

r/meme - u/gloriacoach772 - 139 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

92. breaking generational curses - 9046

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/hoejack_whorseman - 195 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

93. Man I just can't even imagine this kinda life. - 8811

r/BeAmazed - u/Brawndo-99 - 1304 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

94. My house has portraits in the crawl space from the original owners in 1960 that have never been moved. - 8804

r/mildlyinteresting - u/11-110011 - 654 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

95. NV - 8546

r/comics - u/portsherry - 240 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

96. Missouri voters reject stadium tax for Chiefs, Royals - 8183

r/sports - u/Oldtimer_2 - 800 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

97. Dude, chill. - 8170

r/facepalm - u/SunWukong3456 - 2498 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

98. Keith was there… - 7841

r/funny - u/SKA1960 - 151 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

99. Registering my kid for kindergarten and they gave options of Old English and Ancient Egyptian as language choices. - 7725

r/mildlyinteresting - u/dbzcat - 415 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

100. Driving on a mountainside road while 7.2 earthquake strikes - 7706

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Fair-Albatross8520 - 444 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

101. Earthquake interrupts Taiwan news, doesn’t interrupt Taiwanese news anchor - 7590

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/s1n0d3utscht3k - 393 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

102. Maybe build cars that don’t randomly set on fire while you’re at it - 7452

r/clevercomebacks - u/Loud-Ad-2280 - 469 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

103. Drugs + Heartbreak is why Rumours is a classic album. Glad she discovered it - 7436

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/mymatt1 - 479 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

104. meirl - 7290

r/meirl - u/nn666 - 235 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

105. Rejected and ‘returned for correction’: Docs for Trump’s $175M bond get bounced - 7242

r/politics - u/private_ruffles - 647 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

106. TIL that death row inmate Lawrence Brewer ordered a triple bacon cheeseburger, meat-lover’s pizza, three fajitas, Blue Bell ice cream, and peanut butter fudge among other items and refused to eat any of it, prompting Texas Senator John Whitmire to banish all “special meal” requests in the state. - 7190

r/todayilearned - u/Brendawg324 - 579 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

107. Ambush - 7104

r/SipsTea - u/Repulsive_Ad3681 - 168 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

108. Go and touch grass or smth - 7086

r/CuratedTumblr - u/linuxaddict334 - 209 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

109. Helldivers 2 dev nerfed everyone's favorite shotgun because it was 'hands down the best sniper rifle' in the game - 6989

r/gaming - u/Farranor - 500 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

110. And best believe I'm taking screenshots of everything - 6972

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/imjustheretodomyjob - 104 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

111. Dream come true - 6824

r/wholesomememes - u/Dangerous-Fee6165 - 257 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

112. The president has recognised our sacrifice! For super earth! - 6802

r/Helldivers - u/ScottishW00F - 496 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

113. Lewis Powell a co-conspirator in the Lincoln assassination, pictured here aged 21 (colorized) - 6788

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Chadrasekar - 512 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

114. I thought she did him SO dirty until I seen his - 6779

r/funnyvideos - u/Smuggytophat - 132 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

115. Me_irl - 6768

r/me_irl - u/Deepakhn - 124 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

116. You can now buy a life-size size doll of Belle Delphine. - 6764

r/HolUp - u/allaboutthewheels - 757 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

117. Interesting start to the Rangers vs Devils game. - 6741

r/hockey - u/Two_Inches_Of_Fun - 1042 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

118. Bomb threat at school today - 6708

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/theholetickler123 - 780 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

119. The End of One Piece - 6651

r/OnePiece - u/metalhiro - 279 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

120. My 4 year old son found this in while at the store tucked into a mannequins pockets. Instant tears. - 6621

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/jordokun - 434 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

121. Tactical retreat - 6571

r/funnyvideos - u/tppiel - 886 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

122. Emergent storytelling is just as important as major orders. - 6420

r/Helldivers - u/Narox22 - 347 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

123. All the new ranks/titles in the most recent update... - 6377

r/Helldivers - u/El3venBrav0 - 490 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

124. "Always know what you want" they said... - 6267

r/dankmemes - u/child-of-old-gods - 144 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

125. Petah? - 6261

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/Help_Me___666 - 397 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

126. A Little Kindness Goes a Long Way 😊 - 6175

r/HumansBeingBros - u/SoCrazyItMustBeTrue - 81 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

127. "You ever seen Chainsaw Man?" - 6156

r/ChainsawMan - u/Ashura5000 - 127 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

128. Can’t use your own surname in case you trigger somebody - 6145

r/facepalm - u/Independent_Kale_817 - 658 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

129. Achievement Unlocked: Soul Crushed - 6035

r/HolUp - u/pookshuman - 170 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

130. Bring your own cup day - 6027

r/NonPoliticalTwitter - u/TheWebsploiter - 110 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

131. Man stops freeloaders shuffling behind him - 5848

r/PublicFreakout - u/WhereIsHisRidgedBand - 789 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

132. Went to the dentist for some tooth pain and they pulled the wrong tooth - 5838

r/Wellthatsucks - u/OtterAnarchist - 629 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

133. Cursed_death - 5775

r/cursedcomments - u/NearbyAd992 - 52 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

134. Prime cool drink is selling for 5 rand here in South Africa. For context that's about the equivalent of 25c dollars or euros. No one here likes it. - 5768

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Western_Dream_3608 - 938 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

135. What's the point of wrecking dropships when their cargo can survive the crash? - 5716

r/Helldivers - u/Xendaka-Korva - 680 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

136. [Highlight] Steph Curry drives through contact and doesn't get a whistle - 5244

r/nba - u/50lipa - 655 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

137. Quick snack... - 4674

r/SipsTea - u/mritorto - 66 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

138. Chick feels comfortable in dogs mouth - 4563

r/Awww - u/Leni_Lust - 137 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

139. Absolute Chad - 4436

r/Chadtopia - u/powolor37 - 49 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

140. timezoneCreator - 4334

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/sunrise_apps - 191 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

141. At 7am she jumped over me to wake me up for breakfast (as usual). At 8am, I found her dead. Cuddle your furballs for me today, please. - 4175

r/cats - u/geezeer84 - 293 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

142. Landslide causing huge boulders to fall off from the mountain - 3786

r/BeAmazed - u/Used_Ship_9229 - 353 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

143. When that existential crisis hits - 3690

r/Eyebleach - u/Repulsive_Ad3681 - 82 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

144. Can someone please explain this phenomenon? - 3679

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/MelanatedTukon - 529 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

145. Man peeling a Gecko's dead skin from its eye - 3673

r/oddlysatisfying - u/heroicsej - 179 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

146. Donald Trump suffers major drop in Gen Z support - 3392

r/politics - u/UnlikelyAdventurer - 487 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

147. TIL Mao Zedong in 1973 offered Henry Kissinger to have 10 million women to be sent to US to start bilateral trade and boost population because China had 'excess in women'. - 3150

r/todayilearned - u/generation_chaos - 164 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

148. Every couple should be like this - 2950

r/gaming - u/UsernameEmanresu22 - 172 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

149. [Highlight] Malachi Flynn gets to 50 points on the night - 2940

r/nba - u/Chelseatilidie - 451 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

150. People need to mind their business - 2476

r/facepalm - u/banned6th - 586 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

151. Isn't his wife an immigrant too? Quite ironic. - 2167

r/facepalm - u/Citron_Neat - 370 Comments - Top position achieved: 20