top-of-reddit/2024/04/04-08-2024.md

1. Jimmy Carter - 42187

r/MadeMeSmile - u/PR0CR45T184T0R - 2423 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. Step dad thinks eclipse will kill us - 41211

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/DarkSharks4219 - 4645 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Family Values - 38779

r/facepalm - u/ParticularAd8919 - 1691 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. Trump posts new eclipse photo - 36768

r/pics - u/TittySlappinJesus - 1618 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. Wait until you see who these fully grown men are beefing with - 36658

r/Unexpected - u/westondeboer - 1063 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. God just dropped new update now we have fire tornadoes - 36130

r/BeAmazed - u/Simple-Elevator-7753 - 2182 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. Old Japan meets new Japan - 32912

r/Unexpected - u/BasicAccount01 - 261 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

8. Italian mafia boss Gioacchino Gammino escaped prison in 2002, fled to Spain, changed his name to Manuel and opened a restaurant and a grocery shop. After 20 years in hiding, he was found thanks to Google Street View - 32408

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/9oRo - 682 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

9. Man shows eclipse to his fish - 31046

r/pics - u/Pulysses - 423 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

10. For people from other countries it's all the same - 28579

r/memes - u/claudiocorona93 - 1751 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

11. That's just not ok - 28173

r/jobs - u/Green____cat - 291 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

12. Eye of Sauron seen in Canada - 26862

r/pics - u/curxedzuko - 383 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

13. My wedding 2017 💍 - 26841

r/pics - u/BleednHeartCapitlist - 341 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

14. POTUS trolling Trump LOL! - 25204

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/seangolden06 - 583 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

15. Border patrol with immigrants during todays Solar eclipse - 24785

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Soft-Peak-6527 - 917 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

16. The purrpetrator - 23931

r/MadeMeSmile - u/ExactlySorta - 270 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

17. Soldier in the 1800s succumbing to Tetanus, a deadly toxin causes your muscles to lock up, stopping your breath. Your back curves in an extreme arch from the intense flexing of strong muscles, and your face freezes into the "Rictus grin," giving Tetanus its nickname of "the grinning death." - 23567

r/interestingasfuck - u/masterof000 - 861 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

18. How to spot an AI generated image - 23389

r/interestingasfuck - u/Simple-Elevator-7753 - 663 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

19. Elon Musk will be investigated over fake news and obstruction in Brazil after a Supreme Court order - 22797

r/news - u/kerpaderpa1 - 810 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

20. Does it get more childish? - 21518

r/facepalm - u/mrmgv - 898 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

21. Did it happen ? - 21495

r/facepalm - u/Dry_Start4460 - 1315 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

22. Not a facepalm - 21374

r/lostredditors - u/MagicMountain225 - 392 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

23. Zelenskyy straight-up said Ukraine is going to lose if Congress doesn't send more aid - 21201

r/worldnews - u/thisisinsider - 3553 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

24. meirl - 21097

r/meirl - u/SparklingStarX - 656 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

25. Gen-Z here, tell me Millennials is this true? - 20668

r/Millennials - u/ThatCoolBlondeGirl - 3037 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

26. Guess I'll wait another 20 years - 20553

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Tk1over - 1565 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

27. While playing Blackjack in Vegas, my friend got 5 Aces in a row - 20468

r/mildlyinteresting - u/pinkshirtvegeta - 1019 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

28. My wife is "Charging her stones." during the eclipse. - 20305

r/facepalm - u/hoofheartedon_u - 2736 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

29. Ramirez has just got the parking lot frog - 20243

r/BrandNewSentence - u/jindfw - 1001 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

30. Games for Grown Ups - 20196

r/comics - u/FieldExplores - 238 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

31. The only Invisible Man everyone hates in their life - 19795

r/funny - u/Seasonal_Sam - 663 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

32. My roommate moved out and he took the shower curtain with him - 19691

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/regular_john_ - 1161 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

33. I just watched someone return a TV — it was purchased in 2002 - 19340

r/Costco - u/estaack - 1790 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

34. A well trained dog! - 19292

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Green____cat - 469 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

35. Cheated - 19191

r/JeffArcuri - u/Smartastic - 338 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

36. The Drug Talk - 19169

r/NonPoliticalTwitter - u/kirby-groot - 174 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

37. Sympathising with Hitler now, are we? - 19029

r/facepalm - u/Citron_Neat - 2679 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

38. Spotify free is hell - 18781

r/memes - u/flyingduckthatshits - 1071 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

39. The fact that she’s vaccinated makes all the difference - 18299

r/BrandNewSentence - u/Critical_Elderberry7 - 295 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

40. Dubai's artificial rain which happens because of cloud seeding - 18168

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Apokaliptor - 1643 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

41. Woman claims "God" directed her to shoot cars on I-10 in Florida during eclipse - 17869

r/news - u/Toadfinger - 1548 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

42. TIL That John Quincy Adams partially blinded himself looking directly at an eclipse in 1791 - 17807

r/todayilearned - u/naberz09 - 443 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

43. Blursed_resemblance - 17608

r/blursedimages - u/mykahj95 - 88 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

44. Swan couple reunited after one went to a treatment centre for some time - 17315

r/BeAmazed - u/Delicious-Let8429 - 418 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

45. Tesla’s Cybertrucks were ‘rushed out,’ are malfunctioning at astounding rate - 17281

r/technology - u/Moonskaraos - 1672 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

46. TIL Viggo Mortensen wore his Russian gangster make up tattoos to a Russian restaurant while filming Eastern Promises. The Russian diners fell silent out of fear until Viggo identified himself and said the tattoos were for a movie. After that he removed the tattoos after every workday. - 16894

r/todayilearned - u/shifty1032231 - 477 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

47. matthew lillard being a real stand-up guy to a nervous young fan who wanted to meet him - 16780

r/MadeMeSmile - u/bewarethechameleon - 391 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

48. What can go wrong filming a group of sharks? - 16665

r/Unexpected - u/Live_Band28 - 475 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

49. Biden drinking water - 16407

r/pics - u/Ghost-5AVAGE_786 - 2504 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

50. Naomi Campbell's house. - 16395

r/pics - u/Views009 - 923 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

51. The clouds literally cleared up for about 10 minutes for totality! - 16331

r/space - u/DSice16 - 436 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

52. Now you can see it - 16165

r/funny - u/Radiant_Cookie6804 - 378 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

53. meirl - 16153

r/meirl - u/lancemoorman3 - 291 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

54. One of us - 16104

r/comics - u/portsherry - 676 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

55. We are officially on week 2 of Duck Hunt; 98 ducks have been found - 15750

r/funny - u/breath_ofthemild - 380 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

56. In a very wealthy neighborhood in Dallas - 15556

r/pics - u/-DankPanda- - 442 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

57. theSuddenRealization - 15356

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/Strict_Treat2884 - 227 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

58. 'Donald Trump did this': New Biden abortion ad features a woman who says she almost died because of the Texas ban - 14845

r/texas - u/nbcnews - 1134 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

59. Slytherin was robbed - 14828

r/harrypotter - u/ameliacutiii - 217 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

60. Damn, Melania really is just as rotten as the rest of the family. - 14641

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Paiger__ - 479 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

61. Metric system! - 14525

r/HolUp - u/S_Vader - 339 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

62. Helldivers 2 developers working overtime to release the Illuminates before the ravenous playerbase kills off the bugs as well - 14254

r/Helldivers - u/Velociraptorius - 617 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

63. the way my coworker put the anti-theft tag on all of the new stock - 14209

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Stommp - 309 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

64. I drove 1000+ miles to see the eclipse. - 14072

r/Wellthatsucks - u/Gnarly_Sarley - 1566 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

65. Device that prevents lines from getting entangled in props - 14043

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Gurdel - 457 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

66. Trendy Girls Outfits from the Late 90s - 13774

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/nopester24 - 1833 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

67. Trump posts bizarre solar eclipse ad – with his head blocking out the sun, plunging US into darkness - 13755

r/politics - u/JurassicPark9265 - 1079 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

68. Once a mother always a mother - 13354

r/Awww - u/Sweaty-Energy9242 - 142 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

69. this man is a menace - 13181

r/madlads - u/TheSoulborgZeus - 198 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

70. President Trump stares directly into a solar eclipse without glasses then with glasses (2017) - 12811

r/pics - u/Micronlance - 910 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

71. When they are wrong - 12705

r/CuratedTumblr - u/Justthisdudeyaknow - 114 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

72. I don't know what these red things actually are, but they were visible to the naked eye and they show up quite clearly on camera... - 12699

r/space - u/EvilStevilTheKenevil - 676 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

73. Aww Grandparents! 🥺 - 12604

r/wholesomememes - u/Huimer - 96 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

74. He quick now... - 12550

r/formuladank - u/NidoxX - 284 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

75. Maybe maybe maybe - 12538

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/Equity89 - 1485 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

76. The best nudes - 12432

r/meme - u/Kaizoku-D-o - 140 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

77. TIL: That following the solar eclipse of August 11 1999, the BMJ reported only 14 cases of eye damage from improper viewing of the eclipse, a number lower than initially feared. In one of the most serious cases the patient had looked at the Sun without eye protection for 20 minutes. - 12340

r/todayilearned - u/appalachian_hatachi - 637 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

78. TIL Many spices contain significant levels of heavy metals like lead and arsenic, with no clear indicator of safety by brand name, country of origin, or organic status - 12272

r/todayilearned - u/mostly-sun - 761 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

79. My son is only 6 and Im already finding guns in his bag - 12175

r/SipsTea - u/uffebuffe - 375 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

80. cutie's first time in the big city - 12164

r/Awww - u/Obaydd - 83 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

81. Always protect your eyes during an eclipse - 11955

r/Unexpected - u/b_ub_u-1 - 306 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

82. Depression this, depression that. I’m very mean to myself but for the first time in more than a year I felt pretty. - 11941

r/MadeMeSmile - u/AzulaOblongata - 1118 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

83. Bit late - 11865

r/MadeMeSmile - u/rosseepoo - 235 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

84. Diana Nyad, 64, after completing a 110 mile ocean swim from Florida to Cuba - 11848

r/pics - u/EzraDevs - 405 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

85. ‘Profoundly ahistorical’: 4-star generals side with Jack Smith, tell Supreme Court Trump’s immunity claims are ‘assault’ on democracy - 11793

r/politics - u/Ubiquitous_Hilarity - 363 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

86. I’ll be seeing this again in 2050 - 11780

r/rareinsults - u/dnh- - 249 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

87. Cursed fake wedding ring - 11780

r/cursedcomments - u/T423 - 347 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

88. Really? 😒 - 11548

r/HolUp - u/Background-Quote-552 - 296 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

89. Someone towing a house in the San Francisco Bay today - 11420

r/pics - u/NewSlinger - 406 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

90. Which answer do you choose? - 11321

r/meme - u/SiteIcy4495 - 539 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

91. Now I'm the last woman to question orders, but really? This one? We want to build a farm on this one? - 11319

r/Helldivers - u/Zephyrous2337 - 1124 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

92. Totality: Worth the hype! My shot from Monument Circle, Indianapolis. - 11244

r/indianapolis - u/chanduplal753 - 185 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

93. GabeN's amazing weight loss - 11241

r/gaming - u/Luc4_Blight - 532 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

94. Former Howard Stern employee livestreams fight with a paypig. - 11187

r/PublicFreakout - u/Peckas1 - 102 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

95. We threw a 1st birthday reunion party for their litter. Mama pup included - 11141

r/aww - u/idcalex94 - 202 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

96. Trump’s $175 Million Bond Is Even Shadier Than It Looks - 11128

r/politics - u/thedailybeast - 733 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

97. 42-year-old man named Cody Roberts hit an injured wolf with his snowmobile, captured it, tortured it, paraded it around the bar with its mouth taped shut, then shot it. Turns out everything he did is legal and he only got fined $250. - 10834

r/facepalm - u/Citron_Neat - 2706 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

98. This eclipse survival goodie bag our CFO made for everyone [OC] - 10815

r/mildlyinteresting - u/olbeamreturns - 395 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

99. A lot of people just need a little help - 10746

r/wholesomememes - u/nicolesch3 - 384 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

100. Ministry of Truth update - 10561

r/Helldivers - u/iSaltyParchment - 368 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

101. Pals! - 10388

r/comics - u/Pizzacakecomic - 228 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

102. You will regret how much time you spent on games when you are older. - 10141

r/gaming - u/Btchmfka - 2167 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

103. Salute to the friend - 10129

r/wholesomememes - u/agariopro365 - 103 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

104. [20th century fox interview be like

](http://reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1byvsx0/20th_century_fox_interview_be_like/) - 10108

r/SipsTea - u/mrgnbritt - 262 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

105. A pregnant Sharon Tate looking at baby clothes, 3 days before being murdered by the Manson family. - 10022

r/interestingasfuck - u/Late_One_716 - 402 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

106. Helldivers 2 Is Selling at a Faster Rate Than Spider-Man 2 in the UK - 9831

r/gaming - u/LanceOhio - 815 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

107. Plastering a new pool - 9824

r/oddlysatisfying - u/uchman365 - 275 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

108. Of all the mutations that could happen. - 9713

r/interestingasfuck - u/Brawndo-99 - 531 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

109. Now play 'What's New Pussycat' 21 times and one 'It's not unusual'. - 9596

r/NonPoliticalTwitter - u/TKInstinct - 184 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

110. Film used to be expensive so my parents only filmed the important things. - 9246

r/cats - u/Morr - 78 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

111. It takes skill to prove someone wrong in two words. - 9101

r/clevercomebacks - u/emoyerwilkes63 - 923 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

112. Don’t think my mom meant to send this to me ☹️ - 9091

r/Wellthatsucks - u/MaeClementine - 972 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

113. Lowe’s won’t accept Welding Mask returns if they were bought around the eclipse - 8775

r/mildlyinteresting - u/willbuckley235 - 455 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

114. Wyoming hunter sparks outrage for allegedly wounding wolf, parading it in bar before killing it - 8733

r/facepalm - u/MsHaute - 962 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

115. Friends friend found a baby possum. Friend tried to keep it. I now have it until a rescue calls me back. - 8648

r/aww - u/ArmaSwiss - 223 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

116. Awww 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 - 8623

r/wholesomememes - u/Individual_Wish5516 - 146 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

117. Glass or can, that is the question - 8457

r/memes - u/SteeeeveJune - 762 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

118. POV: a Power failure happens - 8441

r/pcmasterrace - u/HappyMuffin07 - 279 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

119. sleep tight guys :) - 8263

r/wholesomememes - u/sdkforums - 41 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

120. Her name tells you all you need to know. - 8171

r/antiwork - u/8racoonsInABigCoat - 310 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

121. That can’t be good. - 8141

r/memes - u/Privateeyesguy - 108 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

122. AITAH for not doing anything for my step children anymore after being called names and filing for a divorce from my husband after he didn’t back me up? - 8050

r/AITAH - u/External_Ad8238 - 2204 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

123. Dari, the Memphis Zoo’s female Sumatran tiger, gave birth to two cubs on May 5, 2023. - 7958

r/pics - u/cogoda - 116 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

124. Peter? - 7664

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/eiineu - 449 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

125. Smart momma - 7631

r/cats - u/Careful_Cup4484 - 138 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

126. she loves orange but tuxedo is always stealing oranges attention - 7579

r/holdmycatnip - u/valthestraw - 80 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

127. Hidden door with satisfying closure - 7544

r/oddlysatisfying - u/GarysCrispLettuce - 169 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

128. Hamas rejects ceasefire offer in Cairo - 7472

r/worldnews - u/Ask4MD - 1235 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

129. In 1973, the Concorde chased a solar eclipse over the Sahara desert staying in the zone of totality for 74 minutes, flying at more than 1400 miles per hour, the longest humans have ever experienced a eclipse - 7447

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/bsmith2123 - 137 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

130. Dad was a stud. - 7396

r/memes - u/EvilSugarDealer - 164 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

131. To play a video of the eclipse - 7386

r/therewasanattempt - u/adontliketw - 248 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

132. Russian prankster hangs a portrait of Vladimir Putin in an elevator and films the reactions of residents - 7383

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Rarepredator - 450 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

133. To think he posted this on 2017 is wild - 7343

r/rareinsults - u/RareHumanBeing - 57 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

134. That is a fact sir.. - 7333

r/SipsTea - u/remixmaxs - 91 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

135. Man in NYC attacks woman and then gets jumped - 7329

r/OhNoConsequences - u/tooMuchADHD - 685 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

136. WIBTA for divorcing my wife after she told her friend im “less of a man” for crying once in front of her. - 7182

r/AITAH - u/No-Series-4552 - 3127 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

137. A newspaper from 1979 mentioning the 2024 eclipse. - 7129

r/space - u/CourtroomBrown15 - 213 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

138. The hair movement! - 7127

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/ultron290196 - 127 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

139. How many times had this happened?? - 7042

r/oddlyspecific - u/Baohck - 423 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

140. NAIA bans trans athletes from women's sports - 6981

r/news - u/BetterThanAFoon - 718 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

141. All those years of kissing his ass and it still wasn’t enough. - 6965

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/Unable-Finance-2099 - 278 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

142. 2030 leaked - 6795

r/pcmasterrace - u/Jokiux - 177 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

143. One of the most unfortunate builds I've ever seen - 6703

r/SipsTea - u/curxedzuko - 441 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

144. Maybe maybe maybe - 6639

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/RoutineVermicelli6 - 613 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

145. Japanese people never fails to entertain you. - 6405

r/SipsTea - u/PloughlandKnolls98 - 111 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

146. WCGW Airing eclipse videos without review them - 6378

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/Rod_cts - 255 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

147. I know it's out of season but it's nice anyway. - 5821

r/wholesomememes - u/birbitthedragon - 69 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

148. kid closes her moms blouse after sexually assaulted by American Gl's. My Lai Massacre 16 March 1968 - 5568

r/pics - u/isukii - 828 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

149. Don't worry guys, the profesionals have arrived. - 5475

r/Helldivers - u/TheWinterWeasel - 76 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

150. poor Jim got old - 5437

r/technicallythetruth - u/MEMEminiszter - 239 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

151. anon’s mom is norma bates - 5366

r/shitposting - u/Express_Memory_3756 - 287 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

152. George Clooney!! - 4975

r/Chadtopia - u/Special_Hall3731 - 115 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

153. Can someone please make it make sense? - 4801

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar - 301 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

154. Cursed Choice - 4681

r/cursedcomments - u/knowing_proceeding - 37 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

155. AITAH for blindsiding my cheating spouse with divorce papers? - 4199

r/AITAH - u/Great-Sprinkles-4915 - 721 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

156. This eclipse broadcast - 3763

r/WTF - u/Rod_cts - 179 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

157. And on that day, he learned what it's like to be on the receiving end of stereotypes - 3749

r/clevercomebacks - u/Skyknight12A - 294 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

158. WCGW leaving your bridge unattended - 3477

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/I_feel_sick__ - 191 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

159. A Gun that can be folded to the size of a credit card - 3052

r/BeAmazed - u/Sort-Difficult - 547 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

160. There's space for a fourth enemy (quick mock up of the territory they might occupy) - 3029

r/Helldivers - u/littleNorthStar - 480 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

161. meirl - 2435

r/meirl - u/traccarol - 8 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

162. Is this a thing? - 2172

r/SipsTea - u/viagfa - 179 Comments - Top position achieved: 17