top-of-reddit/2024/04/04-09-2024.md

1. Tips for being a dementia caretaker. - 52091

r/interestingasfuck - u/CleetisMcgee - 2079 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. I knew this was probably going to happen, but still. - 39231

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Dragonscatsandbooks - 2144 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

3. There is no more quiet part - 38395

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ExactlySorta - 1437 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. Best friend turns 25 tomorrow getting her present ready - 34843

r/funny - u/Goatonaboat_ - 474 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. Wholesome - 30677

r/MadeMeSmile - u/anontarg - 242 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

6. Coworker’s wife caught this shot of a plane and the eclipse. - 30625

r/pics - u/Infammo - 355 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. "I'll take about $100 worth of food." "Sorry, can't." - 28537

r/facepalm - u/D3adN1njaM0nk3y - 2576 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

8. My 1 year old daughter took this photo - 27741

r/pics - u/Fraud_D_Hawk - 1044 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

9. The greatest sister out there - 27136

r/wholesomememes - u/Low_Special715 - 149 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

10. The venue my chess club rented threw us out at our opening night for bringing "unauthorized outside material", aka chess boards and books - 26603

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Jiriakel - 1352 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

11. Arizona: We are not Ovary-Acting - 26524

r/pics - u/tutuncommon - 2083 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. How long until he shoots a family member? - 25899

r/facepalm - u/AlwaysTheNoob - 5485 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

13. Father love is always strong. - 25513

r/wholesomememes - u/vexfreak - 426 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

14. Well Chess is funny sometimes - 25437

r/funny - u/shoaib11223 - 775 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

15. This is so pathetic. - 25120

r/facepalm - u/Citron_Neat - 1017 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

16. 5 alarm problem - 24950

r/oddlyspecific - u/DuaTam - 736 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

17. Dog takes charge - 24937

r/MadeMeSmile - u/GlobalBreadfruit8832 - 238 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

18. He balances whatever he wants to😂 - 24706

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/OkTouch69 - 528 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

19. Interesting - 24527

r/interestingasfuck - u/skyrocketisphony - 1840 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

20. Pure Evil - 23738

r/pcmasterrace - u/elmoiv - 454 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

21. Peter Higgs, physicist who discovered Higgs boson, dies aged 94 - 22864

r/europe - u/Sleepy_C - 446 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

22. Private school smh they don't get it - 21463

r/SipsTea - u/PermissionPale567 - 982 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

23. This Russian woman was reported to the police for taking this photo - 21384

r/pics - u/sssorryyy - 1242 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

24. The deflection is insane - 21144

r/facepalm - u/KaleidoscopeOk7579 - 967 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

25. Its always the instagram comments - 21094

r/rareinsults - u/Jbrenesq92 - 192 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

26. TIL many English words and phrases are loaned from Chinese merchants interacting with British sailors like "chop chop," "long time no see," "no pain no gain," "no can do," and "look see" - 21036

r/todayilearned - u/chompotron - 1132 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

27. Capitalism does not work - 21009

r/antiwork - u/Green____cat - 1491 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

28. Most expensive Disney tickets ever coming in 2045! - 20843

r/funny - u/instaaacount6 - 1064 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

29. Physician, heal thyself… - 20541

r/MurderedByWords - u/ILuvSupertramp - 660 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

30. work can be fun if you know physics. - 20501

r/BeAmazed - u/Ok_Organization_6804 - 428 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

31. Home Depot’s in house pest control - 19011

r/Eyebleach - u/Truckeeseamus - 349 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

32. Suburban Legend - 18736

r/comics - u/SgtBaconBurger - 155 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

33. Crazy Rapture tipper woman has returned and demanded a refund on her tips - 18519

r/atheism - u/writtenonapaige22 - 2079 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

34. They did the funny - 18514

r/Helldivers - u/AnonymeSquarred - 336 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

35. My friend is a butcher. She sent me a visual representation of the weight ive lost recently in pork belly form - 18379

r/MadeMeSmile - u/MajorRico155 - 308 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

36. Gf left me after celebrating my birthday - 18228

r/notinteresting - u/Kidwithaguitar - 1790 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

37. Sunday funday - 18214

r/BoomersBeingFools - u/2Boobs2Boobs - 380 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

38. TIL that Warren Buffett's (6th richest person in the world) son thought that his dad's job was checking security alarm systems; as a kid, had no idea what his dad did for a living and no clue that his dad was really, really rich - 18130

r/todayilearned - u/NoDontClickOnThat - 885 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

39. to ridicule European art and architecture - 18023

r/therewasanattempt - u/Sad-Cartographer9687 - 1067 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

40. Blackjack wanted to share that he is officially CANCER FREE! - 17957

r/cats - u/CptRavioLi69 - 354 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

41. Summary of the eclipse - 17919

r/tumblr - u/theemptyqueue - 108 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

42. They took our school bathroom doors away. - 17901

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/MrXxy - 1970 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

43. Dating these days - 17896

r/Unexpected - u/mfairview - 550 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

44. Welp that was unexpected - 17887

r/MadeMeSmile - u/remixmaxs - 244 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

45. Don't take his hard earned salary - 17709

r/Awww - u/SandyKingdom - 347 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

46. TIL the founding drummer for The Offspring was on trial for medical malpractice when he saved the life of a potential juror who went into cardiac arrest during the jury selection. Afterwards, the judge ruled a mistrial to avoid biases from any of the potential jurors who saw him save a life. - 16940

r/todayilearned - u/tenaciousdeev - 477 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

47. Japan's luxurious Shiki-shima sleeper train - 16732

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/MeeranQureshi - 636 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

48. Those were the days! - 16710

r/NonPoliticalTwitter - u/ternera - 172 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

49. James and Jennifer Crumbley each sentenced to 10 to 15 years in prison - 15983

r/news - u/judgyjudgersen - 1361 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

50. Hear me out - 15617

r/tumblr - u/HoverButt - 568 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

51. New MO, as a response to the Automaton Reclamation campaign - 15542

r/Helldivers - u/L4U_688 - 1360 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

52. The first tie in Olympic history - 15501

r/Satisfyingasfuck - u/throwawaykaboom434 - 423 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

53. The way he done it was priceless - 15457

r/Unexpected - u/ManfuLLofF-- - 200 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

54. Nvm then - 15029

r/memes - u/Graym4 - 249 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

55. Wholesome goofy - 14817

r/wholesomememes - u/Matbeeb - 177 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

56. Explosive device thrown onto porch of Satanic Temple in Massachusetts, no injuries reported - 14816

r/news - u/boxofstuff - 1284 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

57. meirl - 14569

r/meirl - u/isprya - 488 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

58. Honestly kind of impressive - 14457

r/BrandNewSentence - u/Mesmeriizingg - 248 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

59. meirl - 14039

r/meirl - u/copitamenstrual - 125 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

60. How do us GenZ’s feel about this? - 14038

r/GenZ - u/P8L8 - 971 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

61. U.S. announces $138 million in emergency military sales of Hawk missile systems support for Ukraine - 13890

r/worldnews - u/AbleismIsSatan - 751 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

62. It's gonna be hard to find a replacement - 13626

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/MechanicalSpirit - 601 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

63. As it was written - 13435

r/wallstreetbets - u/TheReaIJuice - 374 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

64. We didn't need a "university study" to know that Gru has the ideal body shape - 13432

r/SipsTea - u/edplankton - 421 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

65. TIL the Monty hall problem, where it is better for the contestant to switch from their initial choice to another, caused such a controversy that 10,000 people, including 1,000 PhDs wrote in, most of them calling the theory wrong. - 13409

r/todayilearned - u/mankls3 - 2147 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

66. My Neighbour Did This To Me Before Going On Holiday - 13241

r/pics - u/Daft_Vaper - 1564 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

67. Blursed_tattoo - 12986

r/blursedimages - u/saviobaia6 - 137 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

68. Kevin Mcallister and London Tipton enjoying their vacation, and they look Happy. - 12898

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Knight_TheRider - 347 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

69. Islam is not a race, but it's still a clever comeback - 12874

r/clevercomebacks - u/EndersGame_Reviewer - 1066 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

70. Mexican TV asked viewers to send them footage of the eclipse - 12633

r/HolUp - u/Patriarch99 - 290 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

71. The reason that this movie failed wasn't because it was bad, it failed because white people were unable to tell they want the ticket for this movie. - 12572

r/shittymoviedetails - u/Alisalard1384 - 903 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

72. Every cloud has a silver lining, I guess. - 12505

r/harrypotter - u/MyHeadIsFullOfFuck - 96 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

73. Cosplay at cons in the 1970s and 1980s - 12344

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Youngstown_Mafia - 638 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

74. Arts and humanities - 12194

r/CuratedTumblr - u/karenvideoeditor - 846 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

75. In 1958, a man took a selfie by using a piece of wood to activate the shutter. - 12125

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Intelligent-Bee-704 - 107 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

76. Not using ISO 12312-2 international safety standard glasses. - 12013

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/TuanQT - 351 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

77. Michigan Republican Candidate Caught Living in Florida - 11968

r/politics - u/Quirkie - 427 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

78. TIL : Cold temperatures weaken nasal immunity, making us more vulnerable to viruses. A mere 5°C drop in nasal tissue temperature reduces immune response by nearly half. - 11442

r/todayilearned - u/textdot_net - 548 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

79. The Eurotunnel takes you and your car from England to France in just 30 minutes! - 11370

r/interestingasfuck - u/Majoodeh - 999 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

80. Quick, before they wake up! - 10984

r/SipsTea - u/Issoiv - 310 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

81. Peter? I'm not muslim so what does this mean? - 10821

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/Get_destroyed1372 - 1476 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

82. Fantasy races - 10747

r/tumblr - u/Mr_P3 - 420 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

83. Choose wisely - 10598

r/dankmemes - u/UnlimitedDuck - 221 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

84. Wholesome - 10533

r/DunderMifflin - u/Ed_Trucks_Head - 114 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

85. Anon takes his relationship to the next level - 10358

r/shitposting - u/Personal_Occasion618 - 153 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

86. 4 panel comic - 10320

r/comics - u/AndreMuller-art - 75 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

87. Baby Eminen with his parents, 1973. - 10126

r/OldSchoolCool - u/moonandstars1984 - 655 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

88. Till death breaks my sentence apart💀 - 10093

r/facepalm - u/wach_era13 - 438 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

89. [Highlight] Andre Drummond attempts to posterize his own teammate - 10009

r/nba - u/CapSRogers - 734 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

90. Donald Trump's appeal brutally shot down by judge in one sentence - 9969

r/politics - u/TripHippies_ - 732 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

91. me_irl - 9837

r/me_irl - u/Sonic_the_hedgedog - 245 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

92. Cyberstan has been overrun by the Automatons. - 9824

r/Helldivers - u/XxJaketheSnake612xX - 629 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

93. My brother-in-law had a bowel emergency near my house, let himself in, and left a message for my children. - 9685

r/funny - u/ontimpaul - 293 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

94. Peter Higgs, physicist who discovered Higgs boson, dies aged 94 - 9670

r/space - u/mcduck0 - 159 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

95. Hey fellow Millennials do you believe this is true? - 9633

r/Millennials - u/Large-Lack-2933 - 1126 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

96. 🔥 Shadows cast during the eclipse - 9526

r/NatureIsFuckingLit - u/amish_novelty - 119 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

97. In 1968, Hugh Thompson stopped a US massacre in My Lai by landing his helicopter in the line of fire - 9497

r/pics - u/bbjjbv - 371 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

98. Google must destroy $5 billion worth of user data illegally collected in Incognito Mode - 9285

r/technology - u/Cubezzzzz - 411 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

99. Finished a suspiciously easy defense mission, then we checked near the extraction pad... - 9247

r/Helldivers - u/babalenong - 343 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

100. Mai's uncle must've been tired of carrying those balls of steel - 9229

r/TheLastAirbender - u/tweewq - 168 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

101. The USPS is a service - 9198

r/facepalm - u/josht8241 - 158 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

102. AITAH for leaving my husband of 9 years because he poked holes in his condoms ? - 9039

r/AITAH - u/GladPresence4100 - 3098 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

103. My friends father using an Olive Oil bottle to see the eclipse. - 8967

r/pics - u/pasciiii - 360 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

104. Ladies, Gentlemen, and Gamers, submit your proposals. - 8928

r/tumblr - u/Casper_Von_Ghoul - 113 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

105. To those who celebrate... - 8691

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/CrJ418 - 125 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

106. hackerWhoCantCompile - 8629

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/ogMasterPloKoon - 175 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

107. chaoticGoodHacker - 8419

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/srepto - 202 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

108. A boston man shoots a bizarre video of turkeys walking in a circle around a deceased cat. - 8203

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Sea_Land_1944 - 784 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

109. My dad (on the left) with his buddies in Vietnam. He wore his hair in a mohawk and his nickname was Geronimo. 1960s or 70s. - 8182

r/OldSchoolCool - u/UnicornsAndJerky - 687 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

110. My currency is good as any other - 8115

r/dankmemes - u/Jesse_Killz - 78 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

111. Cursed Job - 8063

r/cursedcomments - u/Layla_GF - 64 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

112. He fell into loving hands - 7981

r/Awww - u/jaker163 - 105 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

113. Automatons just pushed back in and moving fast! - 7968

r/Helldivers - u/Euphoric-Editor1577 - 848 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

114. Peter who's Thatcher? - 7553

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/Kashemo_the_fraud - 803 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

115. ‘Shaun Of The Dead’ Returning to Cinemas This Year for 20th Anniversary - 7277

r/movies - u/MarvelsGrantMan136 - 329 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

116. Eminem kissing a fan (1999) - 7270

r/OldSchoolCool - u/afrodite11 - 437 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

117. it's a little more direct - 7185

r/dankmemes - u/ThEhIsO8730 - 109 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

118. By popular demand, Opie the Possum on a day outside(but inside) and updates - 7140

r/aww - u/ArmaSwiss - 74 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

119. Good guy - 7091

r/TikTokCringe - u/sadlittlespoon - 705 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

120. Join a union - 7032

r/antiwork - u/Complex_Rate_688 - 95 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

121. Miss my granny - 7003

r/wholesomememes - u/kinanswaid94 - 15 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

122. This we have in Slovakia. Translate - (Without russia we don't survive) - 6807

r/europe - u/Worth_Commission_773 - 631 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

123. meirl - 6763

r/meirl - u/Coxytv - 297 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

124. Two men aged 20 arrested for publishing slut shaming list about other university students - 6678

r/worldnews - u/archive_spirit - 922 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

125. But why? - 6614

r/SipsTea - u/PureAmie - 164 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

126. So sexism can't be decided by men because of their gender? - 6530

r/clevercomebacks - u/Downtown-Text-9368 - 359 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

127. what could go wrong stealing a cart - 6432

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/sketch_syrup_ - 607 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

128. meirl - 6350

r/meirl - u/Poidachii - 87 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

129. Making this turn matters more to me - 6296

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Medical_Method7877 - 601 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

130. Joker: Folie à Deux | Official Teaser - 6258

r/movies - u/MarvelsGrantMan136 - 1329 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

131. Canadian DNA lab knew its paternity tests identified the wrong dads, but it kept selling them - 6002

r/news - u/zuuzuu - 207 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

132. Shit economy - 5969

r/TikTokCringe - u/Make-this-popular - 2129 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

133. This sub looking into the mirror of erised - 5928

r/harrypotter - u/valerija_an - 205 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

134. I will kick you from lobby if you don't have these weapons and stratagems unlocked. It is not fair to the rest of the group to have to carry people without these items. - 5913

r/Helldivers - u/alexalas - 381 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

135. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes - 5807

r/facepalm - u/Parisgong - 602 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

136. beaches saw shark saved by bro - 5791

r/HumansBeingBros - u/remixmaxs - 235 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

137. meirl - 5772

r/meirl - u/orchid_breeder - 141 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

138. Why is corporate welfare a solution but social welfare a problem? - 5741

r/FluentInFinance - u/YOU_ARE_MY_FRIENDS - 665 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

139. Enough Reddit for today - 5469

r/SipsTea - u/meowbarbs - 233 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

140. Oh nah these recruiters starting to adapt💀 - 5329

r/Helldivers - u/Doctor_Disease - 395 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

141. In the late 1990s, Julia Hill climbed a 200-foot, approximately 1000-year-old Californian redwood tree & didn’t come down for another 738 days. She ultimately reached an agreement with Pacific Lumber Company to spare the tree & a 200-foot buffer zone surrounding the tree. - 5160

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Late_One_716 - 213 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

142. I wonder what could have possibly happened? It’s not like a plague hit or anything right? - 5127

r/facepalm - u/Lord_Answer_me_Why - 584 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

143. We told her to stop chowing down on the plants, but now she's just pretending. - 4912

r/holdmycatnip - u/AlexMetal88 - 92 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

144. Republican running in a swing district who celebrated Roe v Wade being overturned realizes he’s fucked come this year’s election thanks to today’s Arizona Supreme Court overturning of abortion access - 4799

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/vrphotosguy55 - 246 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

145. Arizona Republicans praying and speaking in tongues on Arizona Senate floor. - 4767

r/PublicFreakout - u/Chocolat3City - 1033 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

146. [Neil Gaiman comes through ... once again

](http://reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/1bzjq69/neil_gaiman_comes_through_once_again/) - 4636

r/wholesomememes - u/baggyjoseph - 32 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

147. Golden - 4446

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/vnfmgk - 426 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

148. Having a partner with a different religion - 4409

r/CuratedTumblr - u/DroneOfDoom - 239 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

149. Which game was this for you? - 4243

r/gaming - u/dabor11 - 1076 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

150. 31 days treating Type 1 diabetes - 4012

r/mildlyinteresting - u/reddittestdrive - 306 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

151. Sorely missing indeed - 3970

r/harrypotter - u/Strong-Hospital-7425 - 94 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

152. Enough Reddit for today - 3841

r/BrandNewSentence - u/roozda - 134 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

153. The manner in which this log was cut and put together for this reception desk was very impressive. - 3750

r/Satisfyingasfuck - u/Brilliantartt - 101 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

154. Happy Birthday! - 3555

r/comics - u/AlfredJodokus - 34 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

155. No f**king way - 3476

r/SipsTea - u/SlowCartographer3237 - 256 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

156. Treat your animals with respect - 2746

r/wholesomememes - u/rainsilos123 - 90 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

157. ich_iel - 2309

r/ich_iel - u/saurabhkr609 - 27 Comments - Top position achieved: 24