top-of-reddit/2024/05/05-29-2024.md

1. Brazil - 60772

r/comedyheaven - u/FjordOfBatanes - 618 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. Locked away at 18, Robert DuBoise hugs his mom outside the prison after DNA freed him at 57 - 50415

r/pics - u/miraclesofpod - 1809 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Can confirm. - 44210

r/texas - u/ATSTlover - 813 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. This man's self portraits - 39624

r/MadeMeSmile - u/__No__Control - 431 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. I'm embarrassed for her - 37286

r/facepalm - u/Free-One-9628 - 464 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

6. 2meirl4meirl - 35733

r/2meirl4meirl - u/thekanboy - 778 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

7. Do you think it’s a fair comparison - 34210

r/Spiderman - u/Substantial_Elk3471 - 2492 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

8. She's awesome - 33972

r/wholesomememes - u/Wonderful_Agent8368 - 214 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

9. A downed cable laying in my driveway - 33728

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Littlecat10 - 1461 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

10. I take pictures of London. This is how I see it. Pt 5 - 32511

r/london - u/barz - 1029 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

11. Finland allows Ukraine to strike Russia with Finnish weapons - 30374

r/worldnews - u/Pravda_UA - 1451 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. Trump leaves the courthouse knowing the inevitable is coming in his criminal case - 29120

r/pics - u/vfvaetf - 5221 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

13. That guy really thought he was onto something - 28281

r/facepalm - u/Jjokes11 - 952 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

14. 30,000-year-old intact baby mammoth discovered in Canadian gold mine. - 27936

r/BeAmazed - u/ash_jisasa - 756 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

15. WCGW Driving while on Zoom Court - 27702

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/LotionOnSkin - 1144 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

16. Meirl - 27651

r/meirl - u/Toyturl - 1034 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

17. Finally found a clip that has every one of these clipped together - 27525

r/DunderMifflin - u/Acrobatic_Floor_7447 - 173 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

18. I was up until 3 am trying to get my cat off the roof. We finally got him down, and this is what I woke up to. - 25920

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/iamaworrierhaha - 1404 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

19. Me_irl - 24890

r/me_irl - u/hickenheaky - 1755 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

20. Agreed - 24184

r/NonPoliticalTwitter - u/PhysicalScholar4238 - 618 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

21. I went to a cat café. Was told to keep an eye on the white cat, as "He will try to steal your cake" - 22367

r/cats - u/Mugwumpen - 270 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

22. Recently stayed at a hotel in France. These Anatolian Shepards would guard my door all night while watching the goats. They were so so sweet - 21364

r/aww - u/0590plazaj - 296 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

23. The hardest question in the world - 21192

r/funny - u/theweeklyconcern - 1548 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

24. I wonder what's this called hearing about - 20953

r/Unexpected - u/420brain01 - 985 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

25. My edibles came with a CBD bar in case you get too high - 20825

r/mildlyinteresting - u/eightdollarbeer - 945 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

26. I'm autistic only eat McDonald's and I was told I should start cooking my own food otherwise I'd die young. I don't know how to cook but I made this and I liked it - 20599

r/shittyfoodporn - u/Mean_Job7802 - 1585 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

27. America's Economic Pie - 19723

r/interestingasfuck - u/trubol - 1625 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

28. TIL that when the Nazis threatened to execute Archbishop of Greece Damaskinos for speaking against the deportations of the Greek Jews he replied: "According to the traditions of the Greek Orthodox Church, our leaders are hanged, not shot. Please respect our traditions." - 19499

r/todayilearned - u/hariseldon2 - 511 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

29. Smart or dumb? - 19229

r/FluentInFinance - u/Pickle-Sucker - 1592 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

30. My dad is officially done with radiation today! - 18941

r/pics - u/Glavadox - 307 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

31. Right guys? - 18663

r/memes - u/Adventurous_Trade555 - 286 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

32. Drone perspective of a M1 Abrams firing at an enemy position - 18646

r/interestingasfuck - u/Pfarrer_Assmann - 937 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

33. Silent warriors - 18636

r/madlads - u/the-devil-dog - 220 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

34. Last moments of the gorilla Harambe, living in the Cincinnati Zoo, on 28 May 2016. He was killed because a child fell into his enclosure. But a interesting point to note is that in video footages it was found that he never attacked the child - 18439

r/interestingasfuck - u/ConquererHP - 2196 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

35. Attention, the river police is on-duty - 18322

r/holdmycatnip - u/Ellax88 - 204 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

36. This is what the Everest Base Camp on the Khumbu glacier looked like on 7th May. A proper city! 😳 - 18294

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Noobist - 1513 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

37. This person's insight on girls is mindblowing. - 18267

r/technicallythetruth - u/LegacyEntertainment - 156 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

38. Your Wife Must Feed You Well - 18022

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/88-Mph-Delorean - 2644 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

39. UH OH…. It’s on now… - 17590

r/MadeMeSmile - u/PrismPhoneService - 358 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

40. TIL in order to see the new Star Wars trailer the phantom menace, many Star Wars fans bought tickets to the movie meet Joe black only to then walk out of the movie after watching the trailer - 17419

r/todayilearned - u/Suhhhhdude7458 - 976 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

41. This goes VERY hard - 16310

r/BeAmazed - u/Careless_Shoulder_15 - 410 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

42. Get yourself a pencil sharpener for your survival kit, it’s extremely functional. - 16299

r/BeAmazed - u/mapleer - 713 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

43. Mother of Jan. 6 officer Michael Fanone swatted after he called Trump 'authoritarian' - 16146

r/news - u/Yousoggyyojimbo - 936 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

44. A typical r/comics exchange - 16109

r/comics - u/Casual_Deviant - 277 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

45. Biden cuts through the noise. None of those “very fine people” in this scenario. - 16027

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Brilliant_Cap_3726 - 753 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

46. That's how it works. - 15490

r/CuratedTumblr - u/Green____cat - 912 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

47. This is the longest fallout has gone without a game release in 27 years - 15099

r/Fallout - u/willdotexecutable - 1738 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

48. ‘A dying empire led by bad people’: Poll finds young voters despairing over US politics - 14928

r/politics - u/semafornews - 3536 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

49. "It must be mommy's day off!" - 14907

r/BoomersBeingFools - u/ElboDelbo - 705 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

50. TIL a man accused during the Salem witch trials refused to enter a plea, preventing him from being tried. In an attempt to elicit one, he was tortured by pressing, a technique by which the victim is slowly crushed. Each time he was asked for a plea, his only response was "more rocks". - 14265

r/todayilearned - u/cb1ken0bi - 511 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

51. I woke up today to see my entire cul-de-sac converted to a maze. - 14192

r/pics - u/cassini2019 - 311 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

52. This jerk's parking job at a high school graduation ceremony. I was late because I couldn't find parking. - 14177

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/numismatic_fanatic - 1253 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

53. Boys will be boys - 13880

r/oddlyspecific - u/snippychicky22 - 374 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

54. Guess you can't marry someone shorter than you - 13774

r/facepalm - u/Beginning-Basil5246 - 2273 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

55. I swear he said it - 13668

r/comics - u/reddot_comic - 159 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

56. Ticketmaster hacked - personal and payment details of half a billion users reportedly up for sale on dark web - 13387

r/Music - u/Burnsiah - 732 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

57. TIL: Behemoths can chain attack 6 times in a row if you keep parrying them. - 13094

r/Fallout - u/Agent_Gentlemen - 324 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

58. She’s going to be an amazing partner with that positivity! - 12690

r/MadeMeSmile - u/makemeadiowarudo - 583 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

59. Found this in my grandpas war box. - 11916

r/interestingasfuck - u/benm1999 - 773 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

60. Find the snake - 11910

r/FindTheSniper - u/Ultra-CH - 302 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

61. A cool guide of How to tie the strongest knot there is in four steps. - 11585

r/coolguides - u/revisingmacou50 - 581 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

62. Best Buy set for tenth straight quarter of sales drop on weak electronics spending - 11376

r/technology - u/joe4942 - 2496 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

63. Homeless in a foreign country for 5 days. Could use some hugs. - 11228

r/pics - u/PheIpsTheory - 668 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

64. I am dying laughing over this - 11164

r/bestoftheinternet - u/steve__21 - 218 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

65. Never underestimate your opponent! Whether you're facing a physical challenge in fitness or a mental obstacle in wellness, it's essential to recognize the strength and resilience of those you encounter. - 11083

r/BeAmazed - u/Vroges - 361 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

66. Got Bedazzled today - 10919

r/funny - u/baldteacherdude - 238 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

67. Was getting a lead test ready for old pottery and found out our well water has lead in it. - 10638

r/Wellthatsucks - u/Lustnugget - 385 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

68. Like a father can’t love their child - 10609

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/SpectacularOtter - 546 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

69. Trump Boasted About Sex With Stormy at Tahoe Golf Tournament and Encouraged Other Celebs to Try to Have Sex With Her, Says Celebrity Athlete Who Played The Tournament - 10361

r/inthenews - u/T_Shurt - 594 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

70. North Korea has sent hundreds of balloons filled with poop into South Korea. - 10174

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/immatureboy7 - 1384 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

71. Justice Alito's Upside-Down Flag Claim Dismantled by Police, Neighbors: Report - 9969

r/politics - u/duderos - 734 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

72. This is what being over 40 is like - 9927

r/TikTokCringe - u/soulsista04us - 1158 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

73. A US official says an 'unacceptably high' number of US weapons components have landed in Russian hands - 9447

r/worldnews - u/InfernoImpulseX - 445 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

74. Says grandfather of AI hasn’t done anything because it isn’t “tangible”…. Way to make yourself look like a spiteful moron who is also insecure of intelligent individuals. - 9177

r/facepalm - u/I_will_delete_myself - 1458 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

75. Ken Burns Suspends 'Long-Standing Attempt At Neutrality' To Utterly Torch Trump - 9115

r/politics - u/Hopeforpeace19 - 350 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

76. The reason why... - 9025

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/GigiL4 - 296 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

77. In 2002, Jason Padgett was brutally beaten outside a karaoke bar, resulting in a brain concussion and severe PTSD. Remarkably, this led to Acquired Savant Syndrome, a condition where a person gains extraordinary knowledge or abilities following physical or psychological trauma. - 8961

r/interestingasfuck - u/VastCoconut2609 - 495 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

78. meirl - 8934

r/meirl - u/uni_and_internet - 169 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

79. anime_irl - 8787

r/anime_irl - u/Logical-Meal3880 - 115 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

80. Momma birthed twins outside my bedroom window. - 8622

r/aww - u/heybincherythatsyou - 99 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

81. And don't you forget it! - 8580

r/wholesomememes - u/BuguyaBriarLeigh - 255 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

82. Tell me how broke are you now - 8576

r/meme - u/Ordinary_House5063 - 288 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

83. Entourage Should Tell Her Sounds A Bit Ridiculous. - 8538

r/clevercomebacks - u/Glass-Fan111 - 528 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

84. The fun one - 8432

r/CuratedTumblr - u/127-0-0-0 - 212 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

85. GPT-4 didn't really score 90th percentile on the bar exam, MIT study finds - 8257

r/science - u/shade_lampoon - 729 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

86. Garage flooded every time it rained, so I put in a channel drain over the weekend - 8125

r/DIY - u/jonker5101 - 437 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

87. The US was more evil than imperial Japan - 8107

r/GetNoted - u/Linalicious19 - 1094 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

88. Elon gets wrecked - 8096

r/clevercomebacks - u/Sirdingus917 - 612 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

89. Man driving while suspended, has a zoom court session about driving while suspended. And now, looks like he is on his 3rd violation 😅🤣😂 - 8044

r/WatchPeopleDieInside - u/AtttentionWh0re - 728 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

90. World-first tooth-regrowing drug will be given to humans in September | The world's first human trial of a drug that can regenerate teeth will begin in a few months, less than a year on from news of its success in animals. - 7915

r/Futurology - u/chrisdh79 - 589 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

91. These ants have lost the pheromone track from the main foraging party and now following one another, as a result, they might eventually die of exhaustion. - 7826

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/ash_jisasa - 333 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

92. Kid tried to kick a cat and fell down - 7638

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid - u/Connect-Swimming-434 - 409 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

93. Face reconstructed using magnetic prosthetics - 7607

r/BeAmazed - u/Individual_Book9133 - 250 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

94. Such a great boyfriend - 7568

r/SipsTea - u/GotTwisted - 111 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

95. The way the surrounding fits perfectly for that Japanese train. - 7518

r/oddlysatisfying - u/supernaja_ - 162 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

96. My wife is dead! - 7413

r/comedyheaven - u/TAMH13 - 264 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

97. Isn’t that the truth?! - 7407

r/facepalm - u/monaleeparis - 340 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

98. "I cannot wait until the day we win. We will. We're white. And the entire country knows this is nonsense," were this traitor's exact words - 7381

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ExactlySorta - 356 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

99. The French have got your back - 7144

r/rareinsults - u/Inside_Bookkeeper769 - 630 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

100. Anti-Biden protesters are Trump’s best chance at winning election. Trump promises to deport them if they are successful. - 7135

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/Special_Context6663 - 1579 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

101. AITAH for hiding with my stepdaughter after my in laws said I disrespecting their culture by refusing to let my stepdaughter marry a man twice her age? - 7050

r/AITAH - u/Classic-Ice6862 - 1590 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

102. Got my girlfriend an i7 12700k, RX 6700xt, and 144hz monitor... now the only game she plays is Stardew Valley - 6768

r/pcmasterrace - u/X58EC0lly - 666 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

103. Competitive racism - 6704

r/facepalm - u/Frosty-Ear9341 - 424 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

104. McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski. The man behind overpriced fast food that’s scaring customers away - 6553

r/pics - u/one-punch-knockout - 917 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

105. Mr. Rogers during his 1999 TV Hall of Fame induction getting to meet Jeffrey Erlanger, who once was on his show as a child - 6471

r/OldSchoolCool - u/Mad_Season_1994 - 240 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

106. baby panda throws a tantrum - 6316

r/Eyebleach - u/yftdddtf - 92 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

107. This man is driving his car, meanwhile he has a suspended license. - 6298

r/WinStupidPrizes - u/AtttentionWh0re - 256 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

108. Dude Finds Out His Girl is Sleeping with Another Guy In Her College Dorm Room - 6154

r/PublicFreakout - u/OutlandishnessNo4581 - 698 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

109. lookingAtYouWindows - 5989

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/tartancz - 274 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

110. me_irl - 5964

r/me_irl - u/Pure-Contact7322 - 332 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

111. Streamers dare a homeless woman to jump into a lake and then run away when she starts yelling for help - 5959

r/PublicFreakout - u/Xeqqy - 1330 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

112. You can picture their smiles! - 5841

r/wholesomememes - u/Roadstar95 - 96 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

113. 🗿 - 5634

r/shitposting - u/Salty-Sheepherder-18 - 82 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

114. Full restoration on a Volkswagen polo - 5511

r/oddlysatisfying - u/Individual_Book9133 - 289 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

115. This inventor's laser sweater - 5380

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/thetacaptain - 270 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

116. kids found a beer keg - 5348

r/WTF - u/Thamemeboi76 - 357 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

117. wholesome duo😀 - 5314

r/wholesomememes - u/westoneichner - 43 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

118. All the locked doors at this Target are unlocked - 5073

r/mildlyinteresting - u/official_not_a_bot - 591 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

119. Mr. Gibbs, our elder pup just found a bone he hid a while ago. He is 12+ we think and he is the sweetest of pups. - 4803

r/aww - u/4DoubledATL - 86 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

120. I was scrolling through all time top posts on r/ProgrammerHumor and..... what? - 4709

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/astrapophobia - 157 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

121. A fan was caught by the White Sox cameras eating his food in a unique manner - 4706

r/sports - u/Stock412 - 307 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

122. If you don't want divorce. Don't get one. - 4669

r/Philippines - u/AlternativeRoute123 - 206 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

123. To threaten Spain - 4660

r/therewasanattempt - u/BernLan - 398 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

124. Meirl - 4657

r/meirl - u/Diondasher - 115 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

125. BREAKING: Ukraine fired Storm Shadow missiles into Russian territory with London's permission, Yuriy Sak, Adviser to Ukraine's Minister of Strategic Industries said. - 4590

r/UkrainianConflict - u/Baysdarby - 350 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

126. How can google still not know what the "flag" of Poland looks like? It's not even close! - 4561

r/europe - u/Old_North8419 - 332 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

127. ADVENT BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!: 3D Showcase Coming Very Soon - 4449

r/Hololive - u/CartoonMonster - 240 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

128. Same exercise, different objectives - 4434

r/HolUp - u/Individual-Link-8233 - 95 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

129. Daughter suspended from school for fighting. - 4386

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/MadMadafaka - 427 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

130. Even the Dad knows it - 4294

r/HolUp - u/pertinent_stairway - 59 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

131. probably not the answer she would have expected - 4262

r/MurderedByWords - u/Grauburgunderin - 97 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

132. It's time - 3696

r/shitposting - u/Mirandaordan742 - 58 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

133. My buddy caught Jorge López’s glove - 3611

r/baseball - u/IllEquivalent107 - 160 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

134. I had sex with my disabled wife and I feel horrible. - 3589

r/TrueOffMyChest - u/Great_Ad_4521 - 556 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

135. Its funny because its true - 3457

r/rareinsults - u/spacekitt3n - 68 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

136. My mother got this for my daughter(5) from the donations room at her work. She had no idea - 2496

r/funny - u/Julius-Jules - 63 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

137. meirl - 2241

r/meirl - u/samualnash - 171 Comments - Top position achieved: 24