top-of-reddit/2024/09/09-03-2024.md

1. The burnout is real - 76912

r/olympics - u/Cavalier26 - 665 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

2. What the actual fuck. - 66552

r/Wellthatsucks - u/Bitter-Gur-4613 - 1148 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

3. My dad and Sofia Vergara in the 90’s - 53633

r/OldSchoolCool - u/SmallPerspective423 - 1085 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. Just say that - 53035

r/clevercomebacks - u/MothersMiIk - 2085 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

5. Sharing isn’t caring - 52186

r/madlads - u/Green____cat - 677 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. My amazing sister beat bone marrow cancer! - 50496

r/MadeMeSmile - u/DMmeYourCat - 357 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

7. Pulling an invisible wire - 50438

r/Unexpected - u/iMlaath - 716 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

8. Well then. - 48652

r/interestingasfuck - u/NegotiationVivid985 - 342 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

9. CONCORD will be taken offline Sept 6. Sales will cease and refunds will be issued🚀 - 48512

r/gaming - u/RinoTheBouncer - 9134 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. In sickness and in health, the dedication of this husband - 48272

r/BeAmazed - u/VastCoconut2609 - 958 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

11. Today my son wasn’t allowed to eat his breakfast in kindergarten, because it was deemed to be too unhealthy - 46063

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/tofulovermilf - 7130 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

12. meirl - 42296

r/meirl - u/gravitasgamer - 806 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

13. When everyone is there to see your baby girl but your dad is there to see his. - 42073

r/MadeMeSmile - u/jmak35 - 559 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

14. Her friend got stuck in a Hawaiian bathroom and a kind man saved the day - 41460

r/MadeMeSmile - u/mapleer - 1325 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

15. I put the cookies too close together and they formed a cool pattern - 41379

r/mildlyinteresting - u/lainwla16 - 1061 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

16. This is the law - 37353

r/oddlyspecific - u/CharmingHazel - 297 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

17. You wanna try to take 9" of our property? We will take 20' of yours - 36494

r/pettyrevenge - u/kingofzdom - 1634 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

18. TIL 71 year old Bernard Gore was supposed to meet his wife and daughter in a mall in Sydney after first doing a little shopping himself. Instead, he exited a mall door leading to a stairwell labyrinth and was found dead 3 weeks later failing to find his way out. - 36130

r/todayilearned - u/WranglerVegetable512 - 1755 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

19. absolutelynotme_irl - 32717

r/absolutelynotme_irl - u/Forward-Entrance163 - 107 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

20. Elon torched again - 32322

r/clevercomebacks - u/uDoucheChill - 2014 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

21. It has dawned on her - 31999

r/memes - u/i-am-a-passenger - 343 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

22. A truth nuke has been set off. - 31951

r/clevercomebacks - u/Bitter-Gur-4613 - 331 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

23. Well played - 31283

r/clevercomebacks - u/uDoucheChill - 2476 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

24. Robert Downey Jr. photographed after being sentenced to 3 years in prision, 1999. - 31203

r/interestingasfuck - u/Temporary_Method_606 - 927 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

25. Florida state parks whistleblower fired after exposing Ron DeSantis’s plans - 30364

r/news - u/Silent-Resort-3076 - 1055 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

26. Zelenskyy says Ukraine plans to indefinitely hold Russian territory it has seized - 29781

r/worldnews - u/nbcnews - 831 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

27. 2meirl4meirl - 28297

r/2meirl4meirl - u/TrickMasterpiece2725 - 710 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

28. And an OT - 27556

r/meme - u/Meganxcutie - 75 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

29. A man selling political flags and merchandise out of a trailer at a county fair. - 27539

r/pics - u/IsNotPolitburo - 4039 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

30. Fibonacci's repost, day 23 | If this gets at least 28657 upvotes, then tomorrow I'll upload a screenshot of today's post and yesterday's post - 26750

r/mathmemes - u/uvero - 228 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

31. What dropping 100 tons of steel looks like - 26397

r/interestingasfuck - u/Simple-Elevator-7753 - 1684 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

32. Mystery Solved - 25183

r/comics - u/Pizzacakecomic - 308 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

33. Kamala Harris has raised so much money that she's giving $25 million of it to other campaigns - 24449

r/politics - u/CoolescAmber - 1255 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

34. meirl - 23850

r/meirl - u/Bitter-Gur-4613 - 332 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

35. TIL Arnold Schwarzenegger Pays $1 To Warner Bros Every Year For His Infamous Mr. Freeze Costume From Batman And Robin. - 23699

r/todayilearned - u/Minifig81 - 518 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

36. Decided to go boating with the kids - 23184

r/Unexpected - u/Bubbly_Deal3029 - 1019 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

37. YouTuber JK took a photo every day for 22 years to see how he ages (25 to 47 years) - 23030

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/copitamenstrual - 1175 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

38. Lady Gaga shows off her Led Zeppelin chops - 22644

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/footballnotsoccer320 - 1035 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

39. We need your OC wholesome memes please! - 22535

r/wholesomememes - u/DryMouthKitty - 382 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

40. Brave Man Removes The Hook From A Shark's Mouth, And Releases It - 22295

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/CommercialBox4175 - 519 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

41. Bro is cheating - 22097

r/funny - u/MCLEGEND786 - 157 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

42. Trump Denies Arlington Cemetery Incident, Claims it Was 'a Made Up Story' By Kamala Harris - 21951

r/AnythingGoesNews - u/inewser - 2415 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

43. meirl - 20997

r/meirl - u/NotTheFartButTheShit - 250 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

44. In Finland every year, about 4,000 reindeer lose their lives on Finnish roads in car accidents, so they paint their antlers with reflective paint so drivers can see them at night. - 20941

r/mildyinteresting - u/AdSad4060 - 486 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

45. Pretty Sure nobody noticed that - 20891

r/funny - u/QueasyBasil7781 - 477 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

46. Ohio sex worker - 20346

r/rareinsults - u/CupidWW - 1573 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

47. But honestly, where is she?! - 20319

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/GuiltyBathroom9385 - 521 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

48. The way she looks at me, I can't 😭 - 20076

r/aww - u/Positive-Body-9388 - 144 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

49. Working class hero! - 19989

r/BrandNewSentence - u/yearoftherabbit - 114 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

50. All these people were applying for one job at Burger King - 19883

r/pics - u/Yosho2k - 1225 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

51. They got that new fitted on - 19492

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/ThisGonnaHurt - 602 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

52. Nice flight - 19436

r/Unexpected - u/iampaullittle - 204 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

53. Side profile of Robert De Niro showing how ears grow as we age - 19329

r/interestingasfuck - u/Dazzling_Put_3018 - 558 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

54. Trans gaze pandering protagonist - 19323

r/BrandNewSentence - u/Radiant_Butterfly982 - 2005 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

55. JD Vance mistakes a fist bump for a hand shake - 19150

r/pics - u/Loud-Ad-2280 - 2061 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

56. Thanks, America... - 19094

r/clevercomebacks - u/Hajicardoso - 1537 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

57. A woman obliviously checks her phone seconds before a man is stabbed to death in Midtown NYC. (2023) - 19001

r/pics - u/ratmanjones6971 - 1811 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

58. Jill Stein emerging every four years for free money and attention - 18962

r/PoliticalHumor - u/strike_one - 1211 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

59. Man from Japan sleeps only 30 minutes a day for past 12 years to ‘double’ his life - 18397

r/nottheonion - u/RepresentativeTax410 - 1345 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

60. I did not fuck a corpse - 18281

r/oddlyspecific - u/ZenithVinez_85 - 506 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

61. I painted an atmospheric rainy window scene… - 18151

r/oddlysatisfying - u/rossbainesart - 205 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

62. Oh, No! Anything But That! - 17807

r/MurderedByWords - u/beerbellybegone - 472 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

63. Dave Bautista shows you're never too old to change your life through dedication - 17791

r/interestingasfuck - u/MainEvent620 - 836 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

64. Every country should pass this law - 17721

r/antiwork - u/LarryFieri - 355 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

65. PSA: Don’t declaw your cat - 17626

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Signal_Missing - 2009 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

66. programmerCooks - 17460

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/pr3579 - 173 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

67. Trump now claims Arlington cemetery scandal was ‘all made up’ by Harris - 17271

r/politics - u/elliottbaytrail - 1166 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

68. An extremely beneficial tool to possess. - 17168

r/BeAmazed - u/karelyruiz2024 - 240 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

69. Lil bro said I'll show you how is done - 17091

r/funny - u/MaxQ50 - 394 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

70. Eying his next victim - 17007

r/SipsTea - u/Carostarr1 - 128 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

71. His bartending skills. - 16955

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Ayato_jin - 1489 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

72. I adopted a 16 yr old cat. She’d been at the shelter for 6 years!!! - 16718

r/cats - u/Scout_Erin - 524 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

73. 💙 the moment he hugged her - 16707

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/yukiyunyun - 459 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

74. *Grabs popcorn - 16148

r/facepalm - u/flastenecky_hater - 1401 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

75. The guy deserves respect - 15976

r/BeAmazed - u/Krishn_Chitson - 92 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

76. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lashes out at "predatory" Jill Stein - 15851

r/politics - u/xc2215x - 2082 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

77. Trump Media stock slides under $18, a new low since it began publicly trading - 15633

r/technology - u/Puginator - 865 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

78. You'd think with this being such a major taking point, they could give one example - 15568

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/BirthdayBoyStabMan - 289 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

79. More than 40 dead and 180 injured in Russian strike on Ukraine Hospital - 15272

r/worldnews - u/cryptocandyclub - 1205 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

80. Trump Claims Harris Made Up Arlington Controversy—Even Though Army Confirmed It - 15056

r/NewsOfTheStupid - u/dinahmoon - 553 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

81. Well said your highness - 15024

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/squarebiz - 328 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

82. Stephen and his new "I'm Speaking" shirt - 14926

r/pics - u/Hajicardoso - 1418 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

83. Just say that - 14030

r/MurderedByWords - u/beerbellybegone - 295 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

84. Florida surgeon sued after mistakenly removing patient’s liver - 13670

r/nottheonion - u/EmergencyOverall248 - 1206 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

85. Why is social welfare a problem but corporate welfare a solution? - 13324

r/FluentInFinance - u/Sufficient_Sinner - 956 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

86. Wholesome - 13003

r/MadeMeSmile - u/anontarg - 123 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

87. Workers in Japan can’t quit their jobs. They hire resignation experts to help - 12948

r/nottheonion - u/new2bay - 746 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

88. It's just a matter of time before it comes out... - 12652

r/AdviceAnimals - u/ManualWind - 305 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

89. TIL That 'Animal House' was able to film at the University of Oregon largely because the University's President had previously refused to allow 'The Graduate' to film there due to "lack of artistic merit". - 12142

r/todayilearned - u/GentPc - 352 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

90. What’s up with dolphins?? - 11781

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/YourLocalPlonker - 516 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

91. Brazil Supreme Court panel unanimously upholds judge's decision to block X nationwide - 11610

r/news - u/ImDoubleB - 615 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

92. With 💦 in their eyes 🥹 - 11547

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/yukiyunyun - 607 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

93. Standing up after getting a vasectomy. - 11539

r/Wellthatsucks - u/AvgRedditorProEditor - 1244 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

94. Who agrees with Mark Hamill’s quote here? - 11093

r/democrats - u/Available_Reason7795 - 261 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

95. My husband was a bridesman in his friend’s wedding so I made him a suit to match the wedding colors! - 10946

r/sewing - u/cartierdior - 214 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

96. Mongolian citizens show their solidarity with Ukraine, outside the state Palace in the capital city of Ulaanbaatar, as Putin arrived in the country. September 2024 - 10826

r/UkraineWarVideoReport - u/T-72Tank - 185 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

97. Businessman threatens to fire workers who don't answer their phones after-hours - 10797

r/facepalm - u/M_is_for_Mmmichael - 1046 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

98. unspoken rule No. 257 - 10531

r/meme - u/The_White_Feather_ - 176 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

99. Chinese scientists unveil a 125 terabyte CD - 9962

r/BeAmazed - u/rafa4maniac - 1250 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

100. I dropped my tattoo transfer paper and my cat peed on it. Now there is a permanent design on my floor. - 9934

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Sweaty_Ad4829 - 288 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

101. Yikes - 9740

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/MoreMotivation - 353 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

102. Best one - 9596

r/Funnymemes - u/Far-Rabbit-4875 - 96 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

103. Plot twist - 9594

r/meme - u/delicious_doll - 234 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

104. [Anti Trump post] Donald Trump is too old to be running for President. - 9465

r/AdviceAnimals - u/NOT_MEEHAN - 1296 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

105. modern art - 9375

r/CuratedTumblr - u/aechrapre - 194 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

106. Concord will be delisted and taken offline on September 6, Steam purchases will be rectified - 9364

r/Steam - u/IcePopsicleDragon - 911 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

107. Boars Head Lyteria - 9183

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/gravityVT - 377 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

108. Apparently the lemonade isn't very tasty - 8908

r/Unexpected - u/graymollymoe - 167 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

109. Do you guys have any idea why she so upset because I'm betting he doesn't know what he did wrong either. - 8609

r/funny - u/chasing_enigma - 413 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

110. Our 18 year old farm cat Bindi just passed away, she hunted mice until the very end - 8570

r/cats - u/coversquirrel - 137 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

111. The mods just don't get it do they? - 8527

r/MinecraftMemes - u/babimagic - 8 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

112. What country / city does this scream? - 8526

r/shitposting - u/AdilKhan226 - 536 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

113. TIL darker skin people need more sunlight to make vitamin D. One experiment where a light skinned person was in sunlight for 8 hours saw their vitamin D concentration go up by 50x while a dark skinned person saw no change. They needed 5-10 times the sunlight length and then only saw a 30x change. - 8385

r/todayilearned - u/mankls3 - 368 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

114. Stay poor - 8202

r/agedlikemilk - u/fishsticks40 - 317 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

115. I'm out of words - 8077

r/lostgeneration - u/tirzz - 315 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

116. Guy demonstrates why you shouldn't step into water you don't know the depth of. - 7852

r/interestingasfuck - u/Smiles4YouRawrX3 - 130 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

117. The first wave was too powerful, it had to be stopped - 7678

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/imjustheretodomyjob - 304 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

118. On Hillary During a 2016 Speech: - 7648

r/facepalm - u/Pessimist2020 - 218 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

119. Anti vax logic - 7519

r/facepalm - u/uDoucheChill - 338 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

120. Concord is Shutting down - 7514

r/pcmasterrace - u/Atreus421boy - 1510 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

121. [OC] Darkness - 7320

r/comics - u/Yoffeepop - 164 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

122. Apes Strong Together!!! - 7153

r/memes - u/InviteAcademic4198 - 552 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

123. Not to mention it’s being hogged by the rich and famous - 7123

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/Cleonce12 - 749 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

124. EA puts out special title screen on NHL '24 - 7062

r/gaming - u/Mort_The_Moose - 192 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

125. no way - 6840

r/madlads - u/alliereev - 88 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

126. NEW: Alabama is farming out incarcerated people to work at hundreds of companies, including McDonald’s & Wendy’s. The state takes 40% of wages and often denies parole to keep people as cheap labor. Getting written up can lead to solitary confinement. This is modern day slavery. - 6831

r/WorkReform - u/zzill6 - 252 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

127. Yes or No? [OC] - 6831

r/comics - u/JeyDeeArr - 564 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

128. Cats would totally fight tigers to protect their favorite humans - 6818

r/FunnyAnimals - u/BlossomaHeady - 149 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

129. Lion vs Tiger - Which animal has the better roar? 😳 - 6531

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Soloflow786 - 674 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

130. A great teacher - 6438

r/Satisfyingasfuck - u/Haaven_Sparroww - 30 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

131. Mary Vincent photographed in 1978. 15yo Mary survived being assaulted, having her arms cut off with an axe by her attacker, being thrown down a 30 ft cliff and left for dead. She packed the stumps with mud and climbed back up, walked 3 miles naked in search of help. - 6301

r/madlads - u/theseatiger121 - 145 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

132. Japan teen jumps to death, killing pedestrian below - 6243

r/worldnews - u/AW23456___99 - 704 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

133. JD Vance mistakes a fist bump for a handshake and then awkwardly escapes the situation. - 6233

r/WatchPeopleDieInside - u/TommyShelbyPFB - 1484 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

134. Thank you human for your kindness. - 6131

r/Eyebleach - u/Drsafeeer - 61 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

135. Weirdos actually think this photo hurts Biden & Harris 🤷🏼‍♂️ - 5893

r/clevercomebacks - u/yukiyunyun - 475 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

136. 22M, first apartment out of college, NYC - 5718

r/malelivingspace - u/thenoncereaper - 1053 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

137. When will the cycle end… - 5710

r/memes - u/PerishShit - 333 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

138. Maybe this is a foster fail.. - 5000

r/AnimalsBeingBros - u/Hos_In_Chi_Minh - 87 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

139. Brent Butt on what journalism should be - 4750

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/SuperCrappyFuntime - 89 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

140. Melissa Joan Hart 1990s - 4510

r/OldSchoolCool - u/Strong_Victory7999 - 250 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

141. itsTreasonThen - 4446

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/XinoVan - 108 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

142. Can’t even get a drink in peace😮‍💨 - 3970

r/funny - u/Motionofcolor - 412 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

143. Taiwan's president calls on China to take its historical lands from Russia - 2786

r/worldnews - u/Pravda_UA - 110 Comments - Top position achieved: 23