top-of-reddit/2024/09/09-26-2024.md

1. Best reaction - 63916

r/madlads - u/Green____cat - 603 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

2. what a beautiful world we live in - 49484

r/Awww - u/westcoasticewater - 394 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

3. A fisherman in Philippine found a perl weighing 34kg and estimated around $100 million. Not knowing it's value, the pearl was kept under his bed for 10 years as a good luck charm. - 48699

r/BeAmazed - u/aninsignificanthuman - 946 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

4. TIL Mark Ruffalo woke from a dream that told him he had a brain tumor. He got a CT scan the following day confirming he had a benign tumor behind his left ear. The tumor was removed, and he is deaf in that ear as a result of the surgery. - 47166

r/todayilearned - u/jchillin2 - 1439 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. Big snail I found. Foot for scale - 46467

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Dexter_davis - 1283 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

6. The customer was lucky apparently - 45739

r/Unexpected - u/lolikroli - 7945 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

7. Fall fair - 44922

r/comics - u/Pizzacakecomic - 349 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

8. He’s gone all out fascist! - 44917

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/GuiltyBathroom9385 - 1576 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

9. [absolutelynotme_irl

](http://reddit.com/r/absolutelynotme_irl/comments/1fq65ol/absolutelynotme_irl/) - 40086

r/absolutelynotme_irl - u/SweetSoulShine - 1501 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

10. Floor is lava 💀 - 39911

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid - u/fahadssgcc - 295 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

11. Yo, is this tweet for real, FBI? - 39894

r/MurderedByWords - u/butterfly_mila99 - 564 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. She wanted to play a game - 39536

r/oddlyspecific - u/bumjiggy - 409 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

13. Moiseyev Ballet dancer - 39182

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/1q8b - 1528 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

14. if you are on food stamps you are not middle class - 38860

r/clevercomebacks - u/Present-Party4402 - 1205 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

15. A Newly Released Image of Planet Earth Taken 30 Minutes Ago By the GOES-East Satellite - 38503

r/interestingasfuck - u/Correct_Presence_936 - 2049 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

16. Rudy Giuliani disbarred in D.C., months after disbarment in New York - 37198

r/news - u/RedRawTrashHatch - 588 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

17. Catch me if you can - 35064

r/funny - u/WhattheDuck9 - 284 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

18. Meirl - 34144

r/meirl - u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o - 153 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

19. Teen opens first paycheck from McDonald's - 33480

r/MadeMeSmile - u/ExactlySorta - 1905 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

20. Surgeon kept tattoo aligned - 33100

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/nikamats - 828 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

21. Diddy’s lawyer gives bizarre reason why 1000 bottles of baby oil were found in the rapper’s house - 32513

r/nottheonion - u/uniladnews - 3446 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

22. AI research uncovers over 300 new Nazca Lines - 31910

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/TheBestRed1 - 1062 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

23. Found in 1867 inside a jungle cave, this feral boy named Dina Sanichar, preferred eating raw meat, had trouble standing on two feet, growled like a wolf, and gnawed on bones to sharpen his teeth. He never learned to speak. He became the inspiration for The Jungle Book's character of Mowgli. - 31045

r/interestingasfuck - u/Smiles4YouRawrX3 - 1222 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

24. An Image of the Last Kaua'i O'o which died in 1985, calling for a female that would never come - 30093

r/pics - u/Poiboykanaka - 764 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

25. Realistic medieval fantasy - 29711

r/dndmemes - u/Level_Hour6480 - 248 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

26. Stem cells reverse woman’s diabetes — a world first. A 25-year-old woman with type 1 diabetes started producing her own insulin less than three months after receiving a transplant of reprogrammed stem cells. - 29630

r/science - u/MistWeaver80 - 443 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

27. My moms bf tore up my little sisters homework because it was about pronouns - 29556

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Lia-likes2draw - 2328 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

28. Rudy Giuliani disbarred in D.C. over 2020 election scheme - 29509

r/politics - u/msnbc - 687 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

29. TIL: Shoes discovered in Titanic wreckage are typically found in pairs because they were worn by victims when they died. The bodies disintegrated but the shoes remain due to tannic acid in leather - 28991

r/todayilearned - u/heylistenlady - 618 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

30. The Simpsons: Tapped Out is being sunsetted after 12 years - 28423

r/gaming - u/EfoDom - 1366 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

31. Never forget this. To them, you are a number on an excel sheet - 28377

r/antiwork - u/SSESTOELEMENTO - 308 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

32. Oakland Athletics fan at final game reveals he was there for the first pitch in 1968 - 27936

r/pics - u/holyfruits - 455 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

33. North Carolina removes 747,000 from voter rolls, citing ineligibility - 27857

r/politics - u/howldetroit - 1898 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

34. Someone paid for me and my sons bill tonight - 27623

r/MadeMeSmile - u/robxenotech - 272 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

35. But How Will They Make Money If They Can't Take Advantage Of People?!?? - 27257

r/clevercomebacks - u/Henry-Teachersss8819 - 456 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

36. Woman pretends to faint to see how her geese react. - 27122

r/AnimalsBeingBros - u/mindyour - 1237 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

37. Triumph - 26874

r/pics - u/IbrahimKorkmazD - 204 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

38. 2meirl4meirl - 26560

r/2meirl4meirl - u/slaysleeklashes - 96 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

39. Can't Change It - 26350

r/memes - u/Confident_Comedian82 - 280 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

40. Bernie is here to save us - 26147

r/FluentInFinance - u/Mark-Fuckerberg- - 2375 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

41. A blimp crashes into buildings in a Sao Paulo suburb in Brazil on Wednesday, Sept. 25th - 25522

r/interestingasfuck - u/Mint_Perspective - 2359 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

42. meirl - 24980

r/meirl - u/Prettysunn - 181 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

43. US announces nearly $8 billion military aid package for Ukraine - 24820

r/worldnews - u/Red_Franklin - 2388 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

44. Rivals - 24578

r/comics - u/shenanigansen - 141 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

45. I met Mr. Peanut at a friend's house. He likes food, cuddling, and sleeping. - 24409

r/aww - u/atrexnamedcarl - 242 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

46. The Audacity Of This Man - 24106

r/facepalm - u/AapkyaPyaraJaanu - 1450 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

47. It's high time for the "Musk, genius" myth to die - 24091

r/MurderedByWords - u/HelloThisIsDog666 - 492 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

48. German Shepherd rescues children from a street dog attack. - 23994

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/CreditorOP - 643 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

49. Woman pretends to faint to see how her geese react. - 23383

r/MadeMeSmile - u/mindyour - 977 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

50. The President of haiti drinking a cup of water during his UN General Assembly speech - 23191

r/Unexpected - u/Plus_Flight_3821 - 1134 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

51. happyDay - 22855

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/aloomatarkisabji - 206 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

52. Hey, Texas. Vote for your fighter. - 22849

r/texas - u/EbonyEngineer - 1118 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

53. So, this happened. - 22532

r/Unexpected - u/NoNoobJustNerD - 428 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

54. Fair enough - 22478

r/madlads - u/BreakRules939 - 141 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

55. [F1] BREAKING: Daniel Ricciardo to leave RB, the team have announced - 21916

r/formula1 - u/ICumCoffee - 2021 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

56. Magic avocados - 21763

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/Green____cat - 306 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

57. Why couldn’t it be me - 21419

r/Funnymemes - u/sweetmarshmellooo - 515 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

58. Mushroom Dragon MOC - 21413

r/lego - u/Jayfa - 154 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

59. Such a cuddly guy - 21288

r/agedlikemilk - u/-Kyphul - 516 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

60. From the guy who wrote "Jailbait" - 21210

r/MurderedByWords - u/BirthdayBoyStabMan - 400 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

61. X blocks links to hacked JD Vance dossier - 20967

r/technology - u/Task_Force-191 - 1113 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

62. I'm definitely this old - 20375

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/LoneShark81 - 513 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

63. Trump: "We don't need to get out the votes, we just need to make sure the other side isn't cheating". - 20138

r/AdviceAnimals - u/PlanetoftheAtheists - 1471 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

64. Hotel guest throws object at hotel employee. Immediate regret, the clerk was not having it. - 19476

r/Satisfyingasfuck - u/therealg9 - 1750 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

65. Yes please!!! - 19338

r/lotrmemes - u/VanaheimrF - 194 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

66. Infinite Domino’s - 19322

r/interestingasfuck - u/GekoTeko20 - 285 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

67. Choose one once and for all - 18854

r/meme - u/really-sad-therapist - 2561 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

68. Costco just dismantled Diddy’s lawyer’s bizarre explanation of why 1000 bottles of baby oil were found in rapper’s house - 18594

r/nottheonion - u/uniladnews - 1021 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

69. It appears that I slept on an open safety pin last night. - 18274

r/mildlyinteresting - u/UntitledGooseDame - 144 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

70. Elon suspends a journalist for sharing the JD Vance dossier - 17999

r/facepalm - u/Unusual-State1827 - 839 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

71. Yo, 24 - 17979

r/JustGuysBeingDudes - u/Stratosphere98 - 232 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

72. Oh he’s a goon goon I see - 17837

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/detox02 - 293 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

73. My wife tried to get a little more out of her serum and discovered this. - 17540

r/assholedesign - u/haterindisguise - 790 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

74. I bought my sister a cake from a fancy bakery and her boyfriend smashed it - 17502

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/SpecialNeedsBurrito - 1618 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

75. Happens all the time - 17454

r/memes - u/SiphaCraft - 111 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

76. RFK Jr is a very hateable man - 17343

r/clevercomebacks - u/Lord_Answer_me_Why - 412 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

77. When you know you know - 16672

r/DunderMifflin - u/Traditional-Way-8097 - 169 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

78. I Mean, It’s So Obvious. - 16030

r/clevercomebacks - u/Glass-Fan111 - 484 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

79. On Double Standards. - 15937

r/facepalm - u/Monsur_Ausuhnom - 141 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

80. Selena Gomez Embraces Vulnerability and Tells Critics to 'F--- Off,' 'I'm Not Ashamed of My Bipolar Disorder or Inability to Carry Children' - 15820

r/Music - u/no_longer_huhman - 672 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

81. Steam is the only software/company I use that hasn't enshitified and gotten worse over time. - 15693

r/pcmasterrace - u/ZoteTheMitey - 1728 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

82. Nancy Pelosi’s husband sold more than $500K worth of Visa stock — just weeks before DOJ’s antitrust lawsuit - 15687

r/wallstreetbets - u/RandomInvestor98 - 910 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

83. Happy birthday - 15455

r/Funnymemes - u/bobbiesweets_ - 129 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

84. [Passan] The Oakland A’s were killed by greed. Do not allow the people responsible for this to spin it any other way. John Fisher did not have to move this team. Major League Baseball and its owners did not need to be complicit in it. This was a choice. A wrong one. History will sneer. - 15382

r/baseball - u/kansashotwings - 1166 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

85. Funny how they become hypocrites when it's about trump - 14589

r/clevercomebacks - u/BlaringDominance - 767 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

86. We have to ask ourselves do we want the human version of a camel toe who will only serve himself and wears pins with assault rifles days after school shootings, or someone who’s fucking smart and cool and awesome and cares? Choose. - 14449

r/texas - u/Manakanda413 - 328 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

87. Is he so stupid? - 14313

r/clevercomebacks - u/Bitter-Gur-4613 - 2122 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

88. British food - 13888

r/rareinsults - u/WhattheDuck9 - 728 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

89. I could listen to the truth all day long - 13679

r/TikTokCringe - u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar - 800 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

90. North Carolina removes 747,000 from voter rolls, citing ineligibility - 13211

r/inthenews - u/Earthling1a - 996 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

91. My parents 38 years ago vs today, when they officially got married. - 13139

r/pics - u/queirozs - 739 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

92. A spider making web. - 13108

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/ThickHandshake - 409 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

93. Man Who Bought Twitter for $44 Billion and Can’t Stop Tweeting Republican Propaganda Criticizes Google, Microsoft Over Political Donations, Alleging Bias in Tech Giants - 12957

r/nottheonion - u/no_longer_huhmann - 431 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

94. Superhero movies is when he has no hair - 12830

r/lotrmemes - u/heartbloom18 - 138 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

95. Backyard update: Justice for Pudding 🐢💚 - 12656

r/landscaping - u/countrysports - 288 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

96. Boar's Head plants nationwide now part of "law enforcement" investigation, USDA says - 12645

r/news - u/rbevans - 963 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

97. TIL there is enough actinide metal (thorium and uranium) on Earth to sustain Breeder Reactors, which produce more fissile material than they consume, leading to enough fuel to satisfy the world's energy needs at 1983 levels for 5-billion years, making nuclear energy effectively renewable - 12401

r/todayilearned - u/Plupsnup - 633 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

98. Helicopter - 12313

r/shitposting - u/Daffodil_Bornhyper - 118 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

99. Eric Adams Is Indicted Following Federal Corruption Investigation - no paywall - 12082

r/news - u/cyanclam - 679 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

100. "I don't look alike": Amazing project gathered doppelgangers from around the world - 11876

r/interestingasfuck - u/soumilr7 - 861 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

101. A $460,000 North Carolina beach house collapsed into the ocean due to coastal erosion - 11764

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/CantStopPoppin - 2638 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

102. Guy saves his dog from a pitbull attack - 11739

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/CuriousWanderer567 - 1669 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

103. Hidden room on airplane allows flight staff to have a rest - 11722

r/BeAmazed - u/freudian_nipps - 475 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

104. anime_irl - 11653

r/anime_irl - u/TheEVILPINGU - 196 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

105. [Charania] After 15 NBA seasons, Derrick Rose is retiring from basketball. Rose, the youngest MVP in NBA history, tells @TheAthletic: "The next chapter is about chasing my dreams and sharing my growth." - 11301

r/nba - u/daftmunt - 606 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

106. J D Vance on his current comedy tour. - 11255

r/PoliticalHumor - u/h20poIo - 411 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

107. US Army 4-Star General publishes NYT editorial fully endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris - 11198

r/pics - u/nO0b - 385 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

108. TIL that the end of the Stone Age to the present represents only around 0.7% of human history. - 10538

r/todayilearned - u/PoopMobile9000 - 463 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

109. We’ve all done it… right? - 10224

r/comics - u/reddot_comic - 145 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

110. Local ramen place is filled with AI art - 10166

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Xikylo_ - 1128 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

111. Why would America's corporate government spend money on mass transit when they can saddle every worker with a predatory car loan instead? - 10157

r/WorkReform - u/kevinmrr - 404 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

112. Some of you mfs need help 😦 - 9958

r/memes - u/drakothedj - 292 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

113. Any historical reason for this? - 9723

r/geography - u/Short_Shark - 1528 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

114. Paul Ryan hoisted by his own petard - 9664

r/MurderedByWords - u/madethisjusttosaythi - 78 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

115. If you are on food stamps you are not middle class - 9569

r/MurderedByWords - u/Present-Party4402 - 176 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

116. Elon Musk admitting that he personally banned Ken Klippenstein’s account because it would have potentially hurt Trump’s chances of winning - 9566

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/MoreMotivation - 555 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

117. The Worst Sin - 9461

r/StandUpComedy - u/catalano111 - 223 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

118. Hey Bobby - 9193

r/SipsTea - u/No_Bet4446 - 180 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

119. Conservative woman finally figuring out how much conservative men hate her - 8848

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/WellBeing4All - 421 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

120. Weird ass people - 8695

r/clevercomebacks - u/Bad-Umpire10 - 299 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

121. TIL that following Michael Jackson's death, his sister discovered two hard disks at her brother's home that contained more than 100 unreleased songs, many of which were unregistered. In 2010, Sony signed a deal with Jackson's estate to release 10 posthumous albums, but only 3 were ever released - 8674

r/todayilearned - u/9oRo - 483 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

122. On this day in 1983, at the height of Cold War: Soviet lieutenant colonel Stanislav Petrov averted a potential nuclear war by identifying as a false alarm signals that appeared to indicate an impending U.S. missile attack. - 8650

r/europe - u/tllon - 201 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

123. Petah? - 8546

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/paintballpmd - 687 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

124. Man child - 8307

r/rareinsults - u/SSilverFang - 213 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

125. 23%? Smart or dumb? - 7834

r/FluentInFinance - u/Cauliflower-Pizzas - 1202 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

126. Sex is a thing, get over it - 7735

r/MurderedByWords - u/fakeReddit9 - 209 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

127. He has to describe it in greentext - 7673

r/CuratedTumblr - u/GossamerGleam - 290 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

128. Just went up tonight - 7490

r/texas - u/jcaguilar483 - 595 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

129. JD Vance goes grocery shopping - 7419

r/TikTokCringe - u/Bkrafty1 - 212 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

130. Palworld has a massive stage at Tokyo Game Show started today - 7366

r/Palworld - u/DamnHare - 302 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

131. anime_irl - 7282

r/anime_irl - u/Itchy_Upstairs_321 - 209 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

132. Its gonna be so fucking funny - 7167

r/Genshin_Impact - u/C4RD_TP_SG - 132 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

133. Tree branch disconnects neutral wire from house. Electricity flows through ground (in this case a gas line) instead - 7075

r/WTF - u/JeezThatsBright - 311 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

134. bros cooked - 6339

r/meme - u/lilrose233 - 116 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

135. Pitbull Kills King Cobra to Save Children in India - 6209

r/interestingasfuck - u/DangerousPace2778 - 1112 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

136. Deer in my area - 6140

r/WTF - u/WizardWell - 870 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

137. I just wanted an urn for my cat - 6123

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/ClaireFaerie - 313 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

138. Alex Jones' Infowars to be auctioned off to pay Sandy Hook families - 5714

r/technology - u/Wagamaga - 399 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

139. My water currently here in central Texas. - 5145

r/Wellthatsucks - u/douglonious - 974 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

140. 2meirl4meirl - 4896

r/2meirl4meirl - u/CommissionCandid8247 - 149 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

141. Tom and Jerry in a parallel universe - 4871

r/Unexpected - u/FantasticEmphasis548 - 156 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

142. These 2 frames captured by the Russian photographer Vadim Trunov may be the cutest photos of all time. - 4601

r/BeAmazed - u/Soloflow786 - 46 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

143. Florida sheriff asks residents who refused to evacuate to write information on body for identification after Helene landfall - 4502

r/nottheonion - u/Cagey898 - 264 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

144. Dad's gonna Dad - 4386

r/meme - u/nabaomi - 41 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

145. Pissing on the Torment Nexus - 3917

r/CuratedTumblr - u/Vyslante - 134 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

146. Guess that's his girlfriend. - 3186

r/Eyebleach - u/Suddern_Cumforth - 80 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

147. Ubisoft stock 1996 to today. I knew it was bad, but I didn't know it was THIS bad. - 2463

r/gaming - u/Askin_Real_Questions - 476 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

148. it's a sad world - 2177

r/Genshin_Impact - u/mamaroukos - 206 Comments - Top position achieved: 24