top-of-reddit/2024/12/12-03-2024.md

1. Mother at 13 - 80038

r/madlads - u/Objective_Regular158 - 568 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

2. It looks like MTG just revealed something herself - 63295

r/clevercomebacks - u/blllrrrrr - 1459 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Kids these days - 61673

r/Unexpected - u/upvoter222 - 707 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. South Korea's parliament votes 190-0 to lift the just announced declaration of Martial Law - 59907

r/pics - u/blllrrrrr - 2191 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. New Airpods cheaper than repair - 59155

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/ansolo00 - 2676 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

6. Auliʻi Cravalho says the success of ‘Moana’ helped her buy a house for her mom: “We lived in a one-bedroom apartment in Mililani when I was cast. I slept in the bedroom, my mom slept on the couch. She gave me everything. I bought my mommy a house. She’s happily retired” - 57042

r/MadeMeSmile - u/mcfw31 - 611 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

7. 5 years ago today, the first case of covid-19 was found in wuhan, china. - 48595

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/UnHolySir - 177 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

8. Meirl - 47391

r/meirl - u/bilbofraginz - 792 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

9. Lil Wayne with the police officer, "Uncle Bob," who saved his life when he was 12 years old. - 45539

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Homunculus_316 - 583 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

10. This was captured on camera, no one would ever believe him - 44621

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Sardough - 409 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

11. Tucker set himself up for this - 44005

r/MurderedByWords - u/Bad-Umpire10 - 487 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

12. Double life - 43845

r/oddlyspecific - u/Green____cat - 357 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

13. Right in the feels - 42266

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid - u/Green____cat - 182 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

14. I thought she hated baths. Turns out she just doesn't like her ears getting wet and all she needed was a shower cap. - 39055

r/aww - u/Alana_Piranha - 312 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

15. Within a matter of hours - 38347

r/MurderedByWords - u/CorleoneBaloney - 948 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

16. Double standards - 36069

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/nikamats - 579 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

17. I would cry - 35451

r/madlads - u/Ok_Feeling_7297 - 502 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

18. The unexpected musical talent of this guy! - 34203

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Nelfinez - 990 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

19. McConnell cries foul after 2 Democratic judges cancel retirement after Trump victory - 33447

r/politics - u/walrus_operator - 2381 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

20. Japan’s railway platforms saw an 84% drop in suicides after installing blue LED lights, which are believed to have a calming effect and reduce impulsivity. - 33158

r/interestingasfuck - u/HR_2218 - 496 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

21. South Korean lawmakers used fire extinguishers to stop soldiers from entering the National Assembly - 32478

r/pics - u/TechTaxi - 1389 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

22. American Airlines saved $40.000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class 🫒 - 32200

r/interestingasfuck - u/Extreme-Sign-6800 - 1203 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

23. My dog and I have the same hair - 30913

r/mildlyinteresting - u/smoothride2106 - 223 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

24. Child of Privilege - 30623

r/clevercomebacks - u/Bad-Umpire10 - 492 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

25. [A man named Joel Burger married a woman named Ashley King in 2015.Burger King paid for their wedding.

](http://reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1h5svl4/a_man_named_joel_burger_married_a_woman_named/) - 30077

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/MeeranQureshi - 358 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

26. They aren’t making original movies because people are not watching them - 29898

r/memes - u/Astr0stef - 1376 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

27. Planking for 100 hours is insane. - 29366

r/Unexpected - u/OsoPlayful - 151 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

28. "Let's meet halfway" - 29348

r/comics - u/Pizzacakecomic - 1956 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

29. Hungry madlad - 29281

r/madlads - u/bullsized - 428 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

30. 2 hours? Dudes needs to take out a 2nd mortgage to pay for this. - 29198

r/funny - u/yeezee93 - 347 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

31. Small victory today! - 29152

r/MadeMeSmile - u/shannonsurprise - 726 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

32. I painted a lightning storm through a rainy window… - 28648

r/oddlysatisfying - u/rossbainesart - 319 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

33. 4.7M? what does he expect from her for that? WTF - 28299

r/interestingasfuck - u/imaheshno1 - 4475 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

34. No clue - 27422

r/comedyheaven - u/ansolo00 - 454 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

35. never - 26917

r/comedyheaven - u/PapaCologne - 789 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

36. Mike Lindell carrying a paper calling for martial law in the name of national security. - 26590

r/pics - u/ntlane2004 - 1119 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

37. me_irl - 25387

r/me_irl - u/8O8I - 508 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

38. How to alienate your family 101 - 25214

r/clevercomebacks - u/Lord_Answer_me_Why - 3514 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

39. Don't start shit if you can't take shit - 24900

r/rareinsults - u/Bad-Umpire10 - 564 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

40. Let's see you explain this one Peter - 24808

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/dReDone - 1119 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

41. Tesla Cybertruck Immediately Dies in Canadian Winter – Owner Bricks the Truck Trying to Use the Defroster, Says “In Love to Heartbroken on the Same Day” - 24599

r/nottheonion - u/CareerPillow376 - 1705 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

42. 196 now - 24366

r/Unexpected - u/-rbbt - 387 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

43. They wrapped it up in under 3 hours flat - 23985

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/shoofinsmertz - 303 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

44. Human characters in old consoles - 23923

r/funny - u/CornTrop - 343 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

45. He’s all ears for her tail-tales. - 23842

r/Awww - u/unwelcome_frown15 - 366 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

46. Drug smugglers caught in Indian Ocean with $4bn worth of meth were using Starlink satellites for deep sea navigation - 23481

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/ycr007 - 896 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

47. Appartment on wheels - 23319

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/illHaveTwoNumbers9s - 1039 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

48. House Democrat to force floor vote this week to release Matt Gaetz ethics report - 23313

r/politics - u/nbcnews - 496 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

49. Canary in the coal mine - 23162

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/nikamats - 471 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

50. its been a while... - 22819

r/ElderScrolls - u/AttitudeInitial4925 - 687 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

51. meirl - 22624

r/meirl - u/phoenix-007 - 85 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

52. The sky resembles ocean waves - 22488

r/interestingasfuck - u/DearEmphasis4488 - 281 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

53. In 2001, Portugal decriminalized all drugs , including cocaine and heroine. While distribution is still illegal , those caught with personal possession’s are referred to clinics.After these moves , drug addiction dropped to 50% and drug use is lowest amongst europe - 22429

r/interestingasfuck - u/Kaos2018 - 753 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

54. Within a matter of hours - 22202

r/facepalm - u/CorleoneBaloney - 568 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

55. Time For Jumping - 21826

r/Eldenring - u/Infinite-Day1821 - 350 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

56. Guys... Rule 3 Update: - 21451

r/memes - u/elch3w - 563 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

57. How to save democracy - 21325

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Miserable-Lizard - 579 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

58. TIL FBI agent John O’Neill, who left his federal position because his attempts to warn of an imminent al-Qaeda attack on U.S. soil in early 2001 were ignored, got hired as the WTC chief of security three weeks before 9/11 and was killed in the attack. - 21148

r/todayilearned - u/d41mm - 581 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

59. So accurate. - 19965

r/FluentInFinance - u/The-Lucky-Investor - 591 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

60. wouldn’t have known this if he didn’t post this - 19215

r/clevercomebacks - u/94rud4 - 305 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

61. S. Korea declares martial law - 18872

r/news - u/gundymullet7 - 2593 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

62. 🥲 - 18639

r/meme - u/Equivalent_Opposite6 - 146 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

63. That was quick - 18634

r/interestingasfuck - u/jenlou289 - 366 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

64. South Korea President Yoon declares martial law - 18605

r/worldnews - u/TeaReim - 2522 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

65. 5 years ago today, a man in Wuhan, China begins to feel ill, becoming the first case of COVID-19 - 18569

r/pics - u/UndeadVikingYT - 1270 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

66. I still love this sticker so much. - 18529

r/pics - u/ihaveadogalso2 - 260 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

67. This has gotta be the shortest martial law - 18421

r/memes - u/Spiritual-Swampy - 217 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

68. TIL obese drivers are 80 percent more likely to die in a car accident than drivers who are not overweight - 18327

r/todayilearned - u/narwhal_breeder - 527 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

69. Guess we should stop calling them water companies - 18120

r/technicallythetruth - u/SupYettiFreddy - 177 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

70. An early example of a successful cranioplasty (Peru, ca. 400 CE). The patient survived, as evidenced by the well-healed in situ cranioplasty made from a gold inlay. - 17954

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/POISON_loveuwu - 417 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

71. tryingToLearnC - 17898

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/PeonyPixie06 - 319 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

72. I have a single strand of golden hair on my face - 17562

r/mildlyinteresting - u/ManOfJapaneseCulture - 788 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

73. Windows Media Player skins from the 2000s. - 16971

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/kenistod - 448 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

74. Irish pub entertainment - 16701

r/interestingasfuck - u/verfmeer - 518 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

75. My 16 year old cat Whiskey - 16595

r/aww - u/I_BaneZ - 161 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

76. Bull Yogurt - 16301

r/MurderedByWords - u/meh_Something_ - 225 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

77. How did I not notice this before? - 16011

r/funny - u/SecBalloonDoggies - 567 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

78. TIL Chandra Kumari Gurung, a Nepalese woman, spent six years in a mental hospital after being mistakenly identified as a mental patient due to her inability to speak Korean. - 15992

r/todayilearned - u/Personal-Umpire-1196 - 422 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

79. My credit card application was denied because my credit score is 4. The lowest possible credit score in the US is 300. - 15922

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/DrywallJackson - 989 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

80. Here is your watch - 15566

r/funny - u/Single-Memory-9490 - 193 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

81. IHOP server of 13 years says she was fired after giving man in need a stack of pancakes - 15466

r/nottheonion - u/Somebody_iw29 - 589 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

82. This felt like the right place for this - 15439

r/traumatizeThemBack - u/rainbowbekbek - 356 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

83. Trump's tariffs would 'spell disaster' for GM, Ford — and the rest of the auto industry - 14767

r/technology - u/Hashirama4AP - 1449 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

84. The most 2009 video game choice - 14660

r/gaming - u/NoLastNameForNow - 611 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

85. Dude pulled out a MAGA hat on our second date - 14615

r/TwoXChromosomes - u/yourmumlovesme3000 - 1045 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

86. A cyanometer, an instrument for measuring the intensity of blue in the sky - 14306

r/interestingasfuck - u/its_mertz - 213 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

87. shit was absolutely wild to watch live - 14074

r/whenthe - u/Inb4_impeach - 233 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

88. What if the Substitute evolved? - 13827

r/pokemon - u/Matratzfratz - 206 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

89. This kindergarten homework my son got. - 13185

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/quitoburrito - 4439 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

90. Blue States Will Not Be Safe in Our Corrupt, Clownish, Authoritarian Future: The Trump administration will seek vengeance against any state that tries to resist the spread of crony capitalism. - 12913

r/politics - u/harsh2k5 - 935 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

91. This kind of behavior is actually scary - 12663

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/TheTargaryensLawyer - 2279 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

92. me_irl - 12645

r/me_irl - u/MYANUDEZ - 207 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

93. Why do cats do this pose sometimes? - 12389

r/cats - u/hayumisakurako - 357 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

94. Eminem's Mom Debbie Nelson Dead at 69 - 12169

r/Music - u/IntelligentYinzer - 716 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

95. Big words from the liar - 11995

r/MurderedByWords - u/LeilaBlossom - 308 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

96. Literally 198- wait… - 11921

r/memes - u/GustOfWindd - 131 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

97. ich_iel - 11918

r/ich_iel - u/dudditsyo - 214 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

98. Tesla Cybertuck Line Workers Told To Stay Home: ‘No Need To Report To Work’ | It looks like there’s a demand problem for the electric pickup that allegedly had millions of reservations before going on sale. - 11829

r/technology - u/chrisdh79 - 1733 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

99. Fiends forever - 11611

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ExactlySorta - 152 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

100. Joe Pesci at 14 years old, 1957 - 11580

r/OldSchoolCool - u/EdwardBliss - 407 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

101. Within a matter of hours - 11536

r/clevercomebacks - u/CorleoneBaloney - 554 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

102. Photo of everyone who helped restore The Notre Dame Cathedral over the past five Years - 11536

r/pics - u/Toast_n_mustard - 228 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

103. Parliament votes to lift the martial law in South Korea - 11347

r/news - u/loanbeold - 734 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

104. Donald Trump didn’t win by a historic landslide. It’s time to nip that lie in the bud - 11250

r/politics - u/zsreport - 1692 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

105. Meme made and sent by my dad :( - 11208

r/memes - u/JohnAdams4620 - 175 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

106. Barking up the wrong tree - 11121

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/kekehippo - 97 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

107. That's rich coming from you, you demented turtle - 11115

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ExactlySorta - 412 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

108. From a crowd of 20 to a crowd of 177,500 - 11085

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/chill1208 - 343 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

109. Labor Unions for less right! - 11081

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/speakerfordead5 - 1037 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

110. My nougat sticks look like shit - 11065

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/piasativa - 1154 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

111. Stranger Rushes a Dog to the Vet After a Hit and Run - 10970

r/HumansBeingBros - u/Flineki - 239 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

112. Someone put bubble gum in the phone charger - 10952

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/DumbusMaxim0 - 403 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

113. Found this on Facebook. What does it mean? - 10465

r/ExplainTheJoke - u/Used-Presentation-39 - 107 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

114. When helicopters operate in desert environments, their blades are exposed to friction with sand particles flying in the air. This friction generates sparks resulting from micro-erosion that occurs on the edges of the blades, even if they are made of highly hard metals such as titanium or nickel. - 10443

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Remarkable_Bit_9887 - 194 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

115. Irish Perfection - 10264

r/NonPoliticalTwitter - u/frenzy3 - 161 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

116. Got my first house at 23! - 10230

r/FirstTimeHomeBuyer - u/shsuking - 728 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

117. You have a spare? You share. - 10224

r/JustGuysBeingDudes - u/mindyour - 101 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

118. (right) - 10219

r/comedyheaven - u/fessix - 123 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

119. I sold out my first market and the entire building cheered for me 😭 😭 😭 - 9845

r/Pottery - u/TheOriginalClippy - 227 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

120. He wasn't ready. - 9829

r/TikTokCringe - u/mindyour - 531 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

121. meirl - 9780

r/meirl - u/Historical-Stuff-975 - 70 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

122. Mechanic hasn't even touched my car they've had since September - 9757

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Traditional-Law-619 - 601 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

123. Doors of Durin [OC] - 9631

r/comics - u/alvaromontoro - 89 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

124. You'd be great for that part - 9435

r/SipsTea - u/Lovely_Lilacss - 131 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

125. A cake for a younger sibling - 9430

r/funny - u/hold-on-pain-ends - 56 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

126. My gf spilled her soup and this was the result - 9318

r/funny - u/thechimpdocter - 262 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

127. My schools textbook definition of rape - 9293

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/TrickyTreat_ - 716 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

128. Insert popular youtube channel name to bait engagement - 8977

r/CuratedTumblr - u/aleaniled - 565 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

129. Boris Johnson: 'Mate, let's face it... We're wаging a proxy wаr, but we're not giving our prоxies an ability to fight' - 8782

r/europe - u/adventmix - 816 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

130. He really said :3 - 8699

r/Eyebleach - u/AdministrativePapaya - 37 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

131. South Korean military says martial law will be maintained until lifted by president despite parliament vote - 8588

r/news - u/loanbeold - 1050 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

132. South Korean parliament votes to lift president’s martial law declaration - 8566

r/worldnews - u/j4_jjjj - 676 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

133. Self realization hits hard - 8286

r/suicidebywords - u/Sensitive-War-6368 - 75 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

134. Let's just say, hypothetically - 8071

r/CuratedTumblr - u/Jakitron_1999 - 105 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

135. South Korean President Yoon says he will lift martial law after parliament vote - 7749

r/worldnews - u/gfzgfx - 688 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

136. anon hates freedom? - 7724

r/shitposting - u/jellylemonshake - 254 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

137. Sacrifice - 7714

r/comics - u/reddot_comic - 65 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

138. Esteban Ocons goodbye statement - 7474

r/formula1 - u/SafeBodybuilder7191 - 465 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

139. An ESPN reporter leaves mid-broadcast after learning his wife was going into labor - 7426

r/Satisfyingasfuck - u/RelevantCompany3 - 183 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

140. Why move to Canada when your state could just join Canada? - 7409

r/PoliticalHumor - u/CosmoLamer - 513 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

141. Rumor has it she’s still trying to pronounce it - 7372

r/funny - u/Rx186 - 523 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

142. Village People singer will sue any news organization that suggest "Y.M.C.A." is a gay anthem beginning in January 2025 - 7342

r/nottheonion - u/IAdmitILie - 966 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

143. He’s so very proud of himself - 7341

r/cats - u/pronoialover - 122 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

144. [Nobody beats Jesus's record.

](http://reddit.com/r/meme/comments/1h5fisv/nobody_beats_jesuss_record/) - 7181

r/meme - u/lajdkdkfjfj - 59 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

145. A few days ago we officially became a family of 10 - 7148

r/aww - u/LadyFireVibes - 71 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

146. Sword of lies - 7002

r/memes - u/Brush_bandicoot - 47 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

147. Never trust the leopards - 6988

r/facepalm - u/Miserable-Lizard - 884 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

148. It's the hardest it's ever been for a 30 year old, in Australia's history - 6925

r/australia - u/Tootsie_r0lla - 1144 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

149. Update: My best friend is dating my abuser and wants me to reconcile with him so I kicked her out of my home. - 6745

r/AITAH - u/sheknowsshesmagic - 431 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

150. Petah? - 6722

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/yah_bam - 187 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

151. Blursed family - 6598

r/blursedimages - u/Objective_Regular158 - 120 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

152. A homeschooled kid on Mountain Dew - 6144

r/rareinsults - u/BlossomGlowCharm - 227 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

153. Straight towards the weakness - 6066

r/oddlyspecific - u/Eggelari - 57 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

154. [Highlight] KAT goes between the legs before hurling a spinning pass to the corner - 5905

r/nba - u/Knightbear49 - 311 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

155. That face of Regret - 5829

r/rareinsults - u/Naughty_Cuddless - 29 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

156. Caiman caught in the act of eating his friend - 5200

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/asdfpartyy - 323 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

157. (S. Korea) Yoon declares emergency martial law - 4448

r/worldnews - u/NeverImpossible - 737 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

158. Redrew a meme in honor of finishing the Ghaz audiobook! - 4433

r/Grimdank - u/CME_T - 96 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

159. Sometimes I question if they’re actually the good guys - 4150

r/funny - u/I_eat_wood3686 - 156 Comments - Top position achieved: 25