top-of-reddit/2024/08/08-26-2024.md

1. Meirl - 66939

r/meirl - u/Green____cat - 2497 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

2. Traveling for work this week. Pleasant surprise from my kiddo when I opened my suitcase at the hotel. - 59298

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Maleficent-Luck5254 - 501 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

3. Fathers don’t usually die during childbirth - 56293

r/clevercomebacks - u/Lord_Answer_me_Why - 2002 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. Same clothes for six months - 54997

r/madlads - u/super_man100 - 454 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

5. Court orders X to reveal investors, links to Putin's allies found - 49633

r/worldnews - u/OminousOmens - 2015 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. The platypus glows under uv light. Not sure if this is allowed tho as it's not us politics. - 49234

r/interestingasfuck - u/Ebbe010 - 1301 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. Kamala Harris wants Trump's mic to stay unmuted the whole time during their upcoming debate - 46095

r/politics - u/Bluerecyclecan - 4243 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

8. Ah this is nice. Once a teacher always a teacher - 45796

r/MadeMeSmile - u/anontarg - 574 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

9. Still won't sink in - 45123

r/clevercomebacks - u/BirthdayBoyStabMan - 779 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

10. Beekeeper protecting his bees from being attacked by hornets - 43399

r/interestingasfuck - u/CuriousWanderer567 - 1287 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

11. AITA for letting you know I am divorcing you by sending you a thread on the website that you use to ignore me? - 40867

r/AITAH - u/Hot-Flan-8325 - 7557 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

12. Well.. - 40474

r/Funnymemes - u/Pettall_Shy - 1345 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

13. Madlad pranks people - 39554

r/madlads - u/Green____cat - 330 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

14. TIL the 2010 Flash Crash, during which the US stock market temporarily lost $1 trillion in value, was partly caused by Navinder Sarao, an autistic man living in his parents' London home. In a span of 5 years, Sarao made a profit of $40 million by tricking high frequency traders with custom software. - 39040

r/todayilearned - u/gixk - 1522 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

15. Made me smile :) - 38209

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Warm_Animal_2043 - 295 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

16. absolutelynotme_irl - 37800

r/absolutelynotme_irl - u/bluemingluv - 512 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

17. RIP Richard Simmons. A Champion for fitness and inclusiveness - 36924

r/wholesomememes - u/GoForthandProsper1 - 401 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

18. Prayer rooms at Taipei International airport. - 36323

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Unusual-Jackfruit340 - 2233 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

19. They have lost all control of him - 34096

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ExactlySorta - 1210 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

20. Joe Biden shirtless at the beach while on vacation - 33716

r/pics - u/CrispyMiner - 3797 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

21. Found an alien statue head in a riverbed - 33580

r/mildlyinteresting - u/kirkbot - 655 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

22. THAT FEELS TRULY WHOLESOME - 32975

r/BeAmazed - u/nabathrowaway - 361 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

23. Round 2, start. - 32938

r/clevercomebacks - u/MothersMiIk - 1338 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

24. Father and son invented a sandbag that has no sand - 32834

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Kyfsc - 1080 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

25. Maybe Maybe Maybe - 32689

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/Cutie_Charm - 456 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

26. Genuine Imitation Scumbag - 29981

r/AdviceAnimals - u/sandozguineapig - 773 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

27. Fixed it - 29147

r/meme - u/sparkle_kaawaii - 762 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

28. Insane blow during martial arts competition - 28914

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/yujiroka1 - 1059 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

29. January 6, 2021: Insurrectionists standing around gallows build to hang Mike Pence. - 28858

r/pics - u/FamiliarCatfish - 2520 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

30. Trump branded a 'chicken' after suggesting he's skipping ABC debate with Harris - 28733

r/inthenews - u/plz-let-me-in - 1286 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

31. The Stock Market is Rigged - 28668

r/FluentInFinance - u/Stink-Butthole - 776 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

32. Me before and after losing weight. - 28377

r/BeAmazed - u/MelloMolly - 1105 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

33. Not sure why, but I feel like second one will last longer - 28347

r/meme - u/stey7777 - 370 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

34. Inside bush - 28264

r/interesting - u/ReiPelado - 274 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

35. The symmetry of this flower - 27061

r/BeAmazed - u/Literally_black1984 - 117 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

36. What about you? - 26791

r/clevercomebacks - u/Green____cat - 1123 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

37. FOX anchor Matt Vereen is arrested on child porn charges - 26394

r/AnythingGoesNews - u/questison - 1784 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

38. Meirl - 25502

r/meirl - u/Com412 - 204 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

39. Texas removes more than 1 million ineligible voters from voter rolls - 25271

r/news - u/AudibleNod - 2001 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

40. His love interest’s secret - 24667

r/Unexpected - u/DigAbject8286 - 839 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

41. Trump Says We ‘Gotta’ Restrict the First Amendment - 24374

r/politics - u/rollingstone - 2599 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

42. Instructions Unclear - 23296

r/comics - u/FieldExplores - 246 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

43. Trump Walks in Front of Queen Elizabeth, Causing Social Media Frenzy July, 2018 - 22534

r/pics - u/michael6185 - 3337 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

44. In his own language too! - 22444

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/groovygyal - 1250 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

45. Olympic shooting silver medalist Yusuf Dikec with his proud mother - 22382

r/interestingasfuck - u/John-scolly - 302 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

46. Finally, the Democrats Have Found Trump’s Achilles Heel: Ridicule Him - 22349

r/politics - u/plz-let-me-in - 1965 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

47. Trolling them - 22330

r/Funnymemes - u/Brave_Rhubarb2262 - 215 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

48. Uncanny. - 22227

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/Boss_831 - 408 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

49. I met a really good lawyer yesterday! - 22067

r/marvelstudios - u/reddeadjay - 257 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

50. Something that everyone would need - 21836

r/wholesomememes - u/FunSweetieGirl - 397 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

51. How can you get them confused with one another? - 21808

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/ThisGonnaHurt - 498 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

52. They never asked what I wanted. - 21490

r/memes - u/Photoshops_Penises - 1181 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

53. Truth teller teachers are needed - 21432

r/facepalm - u/GlooomySundays - 1701 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

54. Artic Fox Pup having a snooze in Iceland - 20736

r/aww - u/CrohnsCastle - 99 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

55. Netflix - 20538

r/comics - u/Pizzacakecomic - 913 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

56. Petah I'm not from the US - 20176

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/SiberianKhatru_1921 - 2081 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

57. Stay in school!! - 19554

r/rareinsults - u/Weekly_Glove9666 - 549 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

58. Update on the depression den: progress, not perfection - 19191

r/CleaningTips - u/Odd-Sheepherder4055 - 1234 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

59. Whole life was a lie - 19146

r/memes - u/Subho1908 - 165 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

60. Women get to vote privately. To protect their right to privacy from Trump and Vance. - 19044

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/UnlikelyAdventurer - 531 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

61. I made a LEGO version of my math teachers classroom and gave it to him as a gift. - 18842

r/lego - u/agenkat1 - 249 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

62. Georgia governor seeks legal advice on removing Trump-backed Board of Election members - 18397

r/inthenews - u/Cute-Perception2335 - 368 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

63. Time to leave - 18322

r/Funnymemes - u/whisperingeye99 - 137 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

64. meirl - 18136

r/meirl - u/Aeropro2010 - 522 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

65. Found this at a comic book store while on vacation... - 18109

r/gaming - u/AnonymousUPF - 1405 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

66. US national parks are receiving record-high gift of $100M - 17773

r/news - u/AudibleNod - 466 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

67. Senator Mitt Romney Votes To Impeach Donald Trump - 17617

r/pics - u/JBCY8109 - 489 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

68. hotcock - 17323

r/comedyheaven - u/AjaxTheFurryFuzzball - 168 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

69. Court orders X to reveal investors, links to Putin's allies found - 17254

r/inthenews - u/D-R-AZ - 336 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

70. Work life be like - 16508

r/meme - u/Moon_angell - 102 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

71. Special counsel Jack Smith appeals ruling tossing Trump's classified documents case - 16484

r/news - u/edhands - 654 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

72. Slowly they turn - 16354

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ExactlySorta - 344 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

73. Donald Trump is Weird - 16328

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/7dyRttaM - 389 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

74. B U R G E R - 15674

r/NonPoliticalTwitter - u/RadcliffeMalice - 490 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

75. [REQUEST] This number seems far too high, what would it actually be? - 15639

r/theydidthemath - u/National-Doughnut-23 - 238 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

76. TIL that due to a disfunction of the ABCCII gene the majority of Asians have significantly less body odor than other populations - 15630

r/todayilearned - u/Sometypeofway18 - 795 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

77. Super Mom Emma Schols saved All Of Her 6 Kids From Their Burning Home, Running Room To Room, Floor To Floor. Even Tho She Was Bleeding And Losing Skin, Hair Burnt Like Coal, She Kept Going. Emma Got 93% Burn Injuries, Yet Still Survived. Super Mom, Indeed! - 15581

r/BeAmazed - u/Muffin_OreeoLady - 219 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

78. Hmm I wonder where we've seen that before ? - 15074

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/imjustheretodomyjob - 279 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

79. We all know why. - 15059

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ZonkXD - 264 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

80. When Hillary and Bill Hit the Wedding of Donald and Melania, 2005 - 14987

r/pics - u/UKTee - 1204 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

81. Prince William took this photo of his mom, Princess Diana, in 1989 when he was 7 years old. - 14916

r/OldSchoolCool - u/WorldHub995 - 220 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

82. Kamala Harris & Tim Walz in front of “Ground Force One” the armored bus used for the campaign - 14701

r/pics - u/Well-Sourced - 898 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

83. anon tries suiciding… - 14397

r/shitposting - u/optimusnotinprime - 258 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

84. Sony Live Service Shooter Concord Debuts to a Tragic 697 Concurrent Players on Steam - IGN - 14270

r/gaming - u/Com412 - 2658 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

85. Help - 14089

r/ExplainTheJoke - u/crayongg_ - 193 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

86. We didn’t forget. We just never cared. Sucks to suck. - 13800

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/MoreMotivation - 1530 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

87. This transparent creature is a salp - 13679

r/BeAmazed - u/No-Side4601 - 1836 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

88. Better buy another bottle for the child - 13444

r/NonPoliticalTwitter - u/dobbyisafreepup - 411 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

89. My sister's PC was overheating a week after a local "professional" sold it to her. - 13435

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Crunchy-tha-raver - 356 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

90. Environmental Group Calls for Investigation of RFK Jr. Chainsawing Whale Head - 13431

r/nottheonion - u/ramohse - 817 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

91. Life as a bi guy - 13413

r/lgbt - u/EddieFromEarth - 538 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

92. The Hooded Pitohui is one of the most poisonous birds in the world. Native to New Guinea, this bird's feathers and skin contain a neurotoxin that causes numbness and burning when handling them. Eating them would probably result in paralysis and death to predators. - 13397

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/mete714 - 338 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

93. BREAKING: In a stunning leak, JD Vance is found to be calling for a federal response to stop women from traveling from red states to blue states to receive reproductive healthcare. Retweet so all Americans hear this devastating leak. - 13377

r/USNewsHub - u/Watafakk - 362 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

94. Mariah Carey reveals mother and sister died on the same day over the weekend - 13350

r/Music - u/theindependentonline - 596 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

95. Yes but what if the people I don’t like don’t follow the rules? - 13338

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/orchid_breeder - 584 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

96. Court orders X to reveal investors, links to Putin's allies found - 13017

r/technology - u/Shogouki - 365 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

97. I can see why 90’s kids lost their minds over this. (OC) - 12680

r/pokemon - u/-et37- - 319 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

98. Great way to die - 12427

r/memes - u/Gorbachevisagod - 257 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

99. He did save his children - 12387

r/Satisfyingasfuck - u/blonde_barbiex - 353 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

100. Way to go Dad! - 12186

r/Satisfyingasfuck - u/WhisperWillow98 - 44 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

101. What is this? Greek tragedy? - 11998

r/funny - u/Frites_Sauce_Fromage - 139 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

102. Going out in your 30s - 11732

r/SipsTea - u/Icy-Book2999 - 632 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

103. IKEA - 11600

r/Funnymemes - u/Alone_Cup5781 - 167 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

104. Art - 11180

r/CuratedTumblr - u/MelanieWalmartinez - 907 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

105. My son tried getting on my old iPod touch and ended up locking it for over 54 years - 11044

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/supimdaniel - 355 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

106. TIL the shade of semen naturally changes over the course of a man's life. - 10769

r/todayilearned - u/Almamatix - 689 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

107. [Milinda's nose is very, very busy when her paws are being washed.

](http://reddit.com/r/Awww/comments/1f1equb/milindas_nose_is_very_very_busy_when_her_paws_are/) - 10714

r/Awww - u/Haunting_Platform470 - 100 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

108. Trump shared post from N-word-spewing account that claims “Hitler was right” and the Holocaust “never happened” - 10529

r/NewsOfTheStupid - u/Mawgu - 364 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

109. A father worked 3 jobs to make his daughter’s dream come true - 10238

r/HumansBeingBros - u/Mint_Perspective - 306 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

110. Cowboy - 9704

r/JeffArcuri - u/Smartastic - 93 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

111. Alabama teen dies after head injury during high school football game - 9700

r/news - u/gravybang - 1456 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

112. Finding a pin in a hotel towel - 9354

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/sub_mojo - 328 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

113. Now i want bacon - 9237

r/rareinsults - u/Margaret_Adelaide - 914 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

114. Twins separated at birth reunite after 21 years! 🥹 - 9204

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Idkmanfookit - 232 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

115. What every man should strive to be - 9194

r/PoliticalHumor - u/kevonicus - 368 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

116. Kyiv’s power grid hit by Russian missile attack, explosions across Ukraine - 9136

r/worldnews - u/The_New_Voice - 581 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

117. Alcohol thief identified - 8622

r/wholesomememes - u/Reddituser0346 - 294 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

118. What a weird way of saying “I’m a pedophile” - 8217

r/facepalm - u/MothersMiIk - 1284 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

119. Trump campaign disputes Foo Fighters’ claim song use was unauthorized - 7892

r/Music - u/Task_Force-191 - 644 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

120. I know human, but he prefers cooler one. (oc) - 7624

r/comics - u/Ok-Lingonberry-438 - 123 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

121. Got cut in sports game, medic told me to go to ER to get stitches. When i got there, they said i didnt need any stitches and superglued the cut, it took 30 seconds - 7393

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Main_Cryptographer80 - 796 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

122. Anyone else feel like we missed out on potentially a good scene? - 6953

r/marvelstudios - u/BatmanTold - 217 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

123. When they let the mascots play football against the kids - 6948

r/JustGuysBeingDudes - u/TheAmyBecky - 236 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

124. HVAC mechanic charging more because of a yard sign - 6907

r/facepalm - u/OnePeefyGuy - 628 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

125. Trump Says We ‘Gotta’ Restrict the First Amendment. | He says, " "They say 'that's not constitutional Sir,' I say, 'We'll make it constitutional.'" " - 6841

r/law - u/News-Flunky - 525 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

126. Found this weird little (~1cm long) metal thing when bit down into my homemade burrito. No idea what it is - 6687

r/mildlyinteresting - u/WILLINATOR500 - 475 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

127. to plant drugs - 6456

r/therewasanattempt - u/CantStopPoppin - 279 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

128. Quiet quitting... - 6454

r/PoliticalHumor - u/Hot_Joke7461 - 289 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

129. The law of nature in the animal kingdom - 6081

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Insightful23blue - 427 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

130. someYearsLater - 5602

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/pr3579 - 70 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

131. [OC] U.S. Annual Mean Lightning Strike Density (this took me a long time) - 5435

r/dataisbeautiful - u/adkinsadam1 - 481 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

132. The Peaks Resound, Golden Veins Gleaming - 5388

r/Genshin_Impact - u/genshinimpact - 594 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

133. Militia Etheridge - 5314

r/clevercomebacks - u/LumpBeefbroth - 377 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

134. The same feel - 5182

r/memes - u/Tomyelcrack-vell - 37 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

135. A farmer was unhappy at a neighbouring farm using drones to fly over his property despite warnings. - 4622

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Dr-Klopp - 801 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

136. Don’t do it Marcus - 4274

r/funny - u/Rektbym3 - 93 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

137. Kids are gullible - 4273

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid - u/bigbusta - 66 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

138. This street fight in Ukraine - 4192

r/AccidentalRenaissance - u/sur0g - 241 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

139. [Virginity is cool

](http://reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1f1wxhk/virginity_is_cool/) - 4117

r/Unexpected - u/cagiestbee - 171 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

140. My daughter born after 2 consecutive miscarriages, we’ve been trying for almost 3 years - 4032

r/Satisfyingasfuck - u/LessRespond4182 - 173 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

141. Teen pregnancy drop off significantly after the age of 25 - 3911

r/technicallythetruth - u/jump1945 - 91 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

142. Trump Says We ‘Gotta’ Restrict the First Amendment. The former president vowed to torch free-speech protections days after RFK Jr. touted him as anti-censorship. - 3723

r/NewsOfTheStupid - u/Sariel007 - 228 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

143. Xilonen - 3393

r/Genshin_Impact_Leaks - u/ukrisreng - 651 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

144. WCGW when you don't tie down a load of deck boards. - 3338

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/dingmah - 340 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

145. Wanna see a magic trick? - 3066

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid - u/StaticUngoo - 287 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

146. Trump makes fun of reporter, whose whose work has won The NY Times a Pulitzer Prize - 2694

r/pics - u/The-Skinny-Indian - 326 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

147. "Extraterrestrial Satellite Communication" | Rappa - 2337

r/HonkaiStarRail - u/HonkaiStarRail - 403 Comments - Top position achieved: 23