top-of-reddit/2025/05/05-08-2025.md

1. HR said “we can’t make exceptions” so I took all my PTO at once - 73841

r/MaliciousCompliance - u/StardustFrost - 1697 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. Also Zero Jail Time - 66990

r/rareinsults - u/Substantial-Gear3279 - 540 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

3. Poor spider got stuck in it and couldn’t climb the smooth surface. It tried its way to the top to escape until its silk ran out and couldn’t anymore. Pic by u/Shoody_Course_6925 - 64025

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/anu-nand - 1566 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. My friend’s mom proudly showing off her new ‘iPhone 16 Pro Max’ to me and her daughter - 61346

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Tobias-Tawanda - 2300 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. This toilet open to the ocean below - 54441

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Longjumping-Box5691 - 4738 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. Biker prevents guy from committing suicide on highway - 50812

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Able-Ground3194 - 1005 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

7. The new pope is Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, the first pope from the United States - 49895

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Blitz7798 - 1362 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

8. Damn shame - 46840

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/Nefarious_Archfiend - 667 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

9. International Spy - 41972

r/Catswithjobs - u/Business-Stuff8711 - 273 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

10. One last ride, one last tradition..on the house. Signed off with kindness. - 41438

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Jfocii - 171 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

11. The new pope is Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, the first pope from the United States - 41332

r/interestingasfuck - u/Blitz7798 - 4070 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

12. This kid from India - 41195

r/MadeMeSmile - u/EsperaDeus - 1194 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

13. OC: A new pope has been chosen as white smoke rises from the Sistine Chapel chimney. - 39209

r/pics - u/nbcnews - 1607 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

14. A teacher shows what it's like to live near his students. - 38790

r/MadeMeSmile - u/mindyour - 693 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

15. Madlad lil bro - 38681

r/madlads - u/redandwhitewizard99 - 401 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

16. Woman feeds squirrel daily; one day, squirrel repays the favor with a sweet treat - 38523

r/BeAmazed - u/ganjafarian - 834 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

17. Found them both sleeping like this in the middle of summer - 38155

r/aww - u/Yasuri_sa - 295 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

18. New pope has been selected in Vatican - 37984

r/europe - u/Sanizore05 - 1553 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

19. Bill Gates to give away $200 billion by 2045, accuses Musk of harming world's poor - 37489

r/news - u/kirtash93 - 2252 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

20. Sir Attenborough turns 99 today. Here’s a photo of him filming Ocean — the man, the myth, the voice - 36641

r/pics - u/DiluteSeaBag - 220 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

21. World War II veteran runs a tank over Tesla - 36011

r/nottheonion - u/vincevega87 - 825 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

22. New Pope Leo XIV Bashed JD Vance on Twitter Just Weeks Ago - 35758

r/politics - u/BreakfastTop6899 - 1569 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

23. He's just doing his job... - 35652

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/Calm-Marionberry5457 - 648 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

24. Ukranian drone operators spot Marmots fighting on the front line. - 35025

r/interestingasfuck - u/H1gh_Tr3ason - 541 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

25. This will always be my favorite community note - 34930

r/MurderedByWords - u/dellaazeem22 - 351 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

26. Terry Crews attempts to recreate Thierry Henry's iconic smirk meme, but then the master shows him how it's done. - 34658

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Vegetable-Mousse4405 - 199 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

27. MAGA melts down over ‘WOKE MARXIST POPE’ who is a ‘Never Trumper liberal’ - 34011

r/politics - u/BreakfastTop6899 - 2907 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

28. The Conservative Paradox - 31026

r/clevercomebacks - u/Redmannn-red-3248 - 526 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

29. They did my boy dirty - 30281

r/cats - u/matzan - 446 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

30. It took me 3 years to get this photo - 30051

r/lego - u/Perryplatypus69 - 238 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

31. 9 years is wild - 29651

r/funny - u/Mosxax - 735 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

32. Same rug 😭🥰 - 29434

r/oblivion - u/nakanamaka - 348 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

33. Um um um um - 29303

r/SipsTea - u/Any_Sound_2863 - 1158 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

34. UnitedHealthcare sued by shareholders over reaction to CEO's killing - 28891

r/nottheonion - u/shallah - 1065 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

35. Gotta respect the culture - 28740

r/rareinsults - u/Key_Associate7476 - 552 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

36. Habemus Papam - 28019

r/cats - u/AcademicChart7288 - 282 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

37. New Pope, old Issues - 27923

r/MurderedByWords - u/Raijgun - 490 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

38. 98 year old WW2 veteran crushes a Tesla in with a tank - Fuck Elon - 27421

r/chaoticgood - u/Successful-Peach-764 - 1027 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

39. TIL in February 1936, Pope Pius XI recieved a mesage from Hitler congratulating him on the anniversary of his coronation. Pius' response critizied Hitler's regime with such force that Germany's foreign secretary tried to suppress the response, but Pius insisted that the message be given to Hitler. - 26496

r/todayilearned - u/Blackraven2007 - 567 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

40. The size difference between my coworkers' vehicles - 26418

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Octavus - 1121 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

41. Man escapes the interrogation room by kicking a whole in the wall - 26366

r/interestingasfuck - u/TrueKomet - 1337 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

42. White Smoke Above The Vatican: A New Pope Elected By Conclave - 25232

r/worldnews - u/IamSolomonic - 2502 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

43. The Catholic Church has elected Cardinal Robert Prevost as pope - 25149

r/news - u/Secure_Fisherman_328 - 3021 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

44. Bill Gates accuses Elon Musk of ‘killing’ children with USAID cuts - 24810

r/politics - u/rapidcreek409 - 783 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

45. He seems fun - 24771

r/MadeMeSmile - u/kagantamello - 210 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

46. Please.....right wing of politics.....explain to me like I'm five why you're okay with this? - 24590

r/RealTwitterAccounts - u/rsAV8R - 2349 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

47. The photo melted hearts across America and apparently filled his mailbox with marriage proposals - 24367

r/BeAmazed - u/Shaftedguyfr - 427 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

48. Allergies have been absolute hell this year. Turns out I’m pretty much allergic to everything outside.. and grasses are my kryptonite. - 23814

r/mildlyinteresting - u/pulmonaryvein - 2430 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

49. To push propaganda - 23298

r/therewasanattempt - u/EsperaDeus - 520 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

50. Cardinal Robert Prevost has been elected as Pope Francis’ successor & to lead the Catholic Church. The first American Pope. - 22644

r/Fauxmoi - u/cmaia1503 - 2427 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

51. Life if good - 22435

r/memes - u/infamous_potato5 - 458 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

52. While I was traveling in Japan, I met the newly appointed third-generation train conductor cat! - 22101

r/aww - u/Pumpkinlipbalm - 178 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

53. He realized he can drive his wheel. - 22025

r/funny - u/kenistod - 182 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

54. Robert Francis Prevost Martínez was choosen as the new pope - 21982

r/europe - u/NaNiBy - 2303 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

55. West Virginia: Trump 70%, Harris 28% - 21511

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/Admiral_Tuvix - 1246 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

56. Update: Broken and Tired Father - 20759

r/GuyCry - u/Mundane_Reference134 - 977 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

57. Yes, I hate billionaires. No, I don't want to be rich. - 20147

r/WorkReform - u/zzill6 - 355 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

58. Pineapple skin is so heat resistant that it can endure a 1000°C iron ball - 20062

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Any_Sound_2863 - 820 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

59. Leap of Faith. [OC] - 19939

r/comics - u/shikiz_stupid_comics - 353 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

60. What was this movie for you? - 19607

r/Millennials - u/butthenhor - 4201 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

61. My Wailord cosplay - 19472

r/pokemon - u/svperdone - 552 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

62. missing footage - 19430

r/CuratedTumblr - u/Hummerous - 872 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

63. bug - 19352

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/QuardanterGaming - 517 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

64. The CPR training mannequin's face is originally cast from a “death mask” made from an unknown young woman who drowned in the River Seine in the late 1880s. - 18664

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/RedAskWhy - 284 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

65. Someone is not happy - 18287

r/RealTwitterAccounts - u/RowAdditional1614 - 2777 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

66. Trump said slowing down business is a "good thing" not a "bad thing" Meanwhile thousands of dockworkers and truck drivers are at risk of losing their jobs. Pure stupidity at its finest - 17908

r/thescoop - u/SpecialSpace5 - 1427 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

67. Yes he sure did, and it worked. - 17693

r/BlueskySkeets - u/JaredOlsen8791 - 156 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

68. A new Pope has officially been selected as white smoke emerges from the Sistine Chapel - 17684

r/popculturechat - u/mcfw31 - 1040 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

69. Paul Pierce begins his long walk to the studio in his robe because of the Celtics loss. His latest update he said he was 4 miles in (1.5 hours of walking). - 17344

r/nba - u/kurruchi - 1202 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

70. me_irl - 16692

r/me_irl - u/SweetLunaXO06 - 119 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

71. TIL that Auschwitz had a brothel (Block 24) where female prisoners were forced to have sex with selected male inmates as part of a reward system. - 16642

r/todayilearned - u/SPXQuantAlgo - 1228 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

72. Over 60,000 passengers stranded in Russian airports due to drone attacks - 16247

r/worldnews - u/Top-Rip2110 - 612 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

73. true, true - 16161

r/memes - u/Confident-Country306 - 300 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

74. Dad arrives at daughter’s wedding - 15767

r/Awww - u/Born-Agency-3922 - 233 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

75. It hits hard because I read it in his voice - 15742

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/CrunchM - 322 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

76. Neither do I Peter, can you explain it - 15476

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/Fish_N_Chipp - 469 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

77. Meirl - 15090

r/meirl - u/Fairyslade1989 - 64 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

78. ICE Seizes Woman - 14881

r/WorcesterMA - u/swoldier_force - 409 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

79. Old man crushes a car with a tank. - 14824

r/interestingasfuck - u/Successful-Peach-764 - 675 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

80. Mini motivation - 14479

r/CuratedTumblr - u/bienree - 390 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

81. Pope is acting like a Christian - 14339

r/clevercomebacks - u/Soft_Cable5934 - 332 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

82. Had a broken camera lense and got that effect. - 14235

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/VirtualCoffee8947 - 207 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

83. Elon Musk is responsible for “killing the world’s poorest children,” says Bill Gates - 14212

r/worldnews - u/RollSafer - 580 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

84. Elephants protect their caregiver from the rain and make sure she’s ok - 14143

r/AnimalsBeingBros - u/dittidot - 198 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

85. Your cousin in China - 14092

r/funnyvideos - u/Algernonletter5 - 262 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

86. Mariska Hargitay on changing the language of how we talk about rpe “‘A woman is rped.’ There’s a crime and there’s a victim. But there is no perpetrator [in the sentence]” - 14049

r/popculturechat - u/mlg1981 - 535 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

87. Paul Pierce enters the FS1 studio on a wheelchair after having held his word on walking all the way there after the Celtics lost game 2 - 13953

r/nba - u/Goosedukee - 391 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

88. The New Pope, Huh? - 13772

r/memes - u/Bonds - 344 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

89. Dumb (Smart) Pope Jokes - 13501

r/MadeMeSmile - u/EmergencyRead5254 - 76 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

90. Meirl - 13364

r/meirl - u/JaredOlsen8791 - 119 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

91. Blursed_T shirt - 13336

r/blursedimages - u/Ok-Branch-4037 - 108 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

92. Daughter told mom to turn car off while pumping gas she says it’s God’s will - 13239

r/TikTokCringe - u/iamnotmothman - 2367 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

93. AIO. My bf is mad at my memorial tattoo - 13050

r/AmIOverreacting - u/Fun-Possibility-3177 - 8840 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

94. Donald Trump Blames Air Traffic Control Problems on Pete Buttigieg - 12939

r/politics - u/Zen1 - 955 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

95. People living within a mile of a golf course had more than twice the odds of Parkinson’s disease. The risk remained higher for people living up to three miles away but fades after that. Pesticides, including neurotoxins, used to keep fairways and greens well groomed, have been linked to Parkinson's. - 12839

r/science - u/mvea - 377 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

96. New Pope Leo XIV Bashed JD Vance on Twitter Just Weeks Ago - 12734

r/goodnews - u/sufinomo - 390 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

97. The pope finally has been decided. - 12521

r/formuladank - u/BlackGhost_93 - 49 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

98. Macklemore stands with Kehlani after her concerts were cancelled over her pro-Palestine & anti-genocide comments: “In a desperate attempt, they aim to villainize & silence musicians by cancelling shows, pulling them from festival line ups and warning others- this is what happens when you speak up.” - 12404

r/Fauxmoi - u/cmaia1503 - 178 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

99. Yup - 12401

r/CuratedTumblr - u/Justthisdudeyaknow - 529 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

100. Paul Pierce has completed his promised walk to the studio after the Celtics' loss last night - 12379

r/nba - u/Goosedukee - 618 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

101. McLaren only posted the photos where MBS is blocked in the background - 12149

r/formula1 - u/OscarPastry_ - 238 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

102. TIL the Secret Service was originally created in 1865 to combat counterfeiting. At that time, nearly 1/3 of currency in the U.S. was fake. - 11888

r/todayilearned - u/AntonioLeeuwenhoek - 311 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

103. Office Hours - 11881

r/comics - u/AlfredJodokus - 103 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

104. I expected the temper tantrum about Powell earlier but wow it only came now and here it is - 11790

r/StockMarket - u/EnvironmentalPear695 - 2170 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

105. Obama actually did go so hard that night. - 11599

r/PoliticalHumor - u/ItsRainingBoats - 278 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

106. To sit on a bench in a store - 11349

r/therewasanattempt - u/MichelSilence - 393 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

107. Amedi, Iraq is built entirely on a Mesa. What are some other cities with unique geography? - 11330

r/geography - u/Present_Customer_891 - 724 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

108. Ah yes, America was perfect… until Obama - 11322

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/emily-is-happy - 263 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

109. The sudden change in JD Vance’s tone has coincided with China’s reluctance to strike any deal with the U.S. on tariffs. Suddenly, they need the EU again - 11219

r/europe - u/chessboardtable - 1326 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

110. Boss - 10926

r/meme - u/JaspalBhatti43000 - 34 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

111. Confirmation that the new Pope is a real Christian🙏🏻 - 10509

r/facepalm - u/monaleeparis - 510 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

112. It's over of them - 10470

r/whenthe - u/sausausausausau - 243 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

113. Off to tahiti - 10360

r/perfectlycutscreams - u/Callistoo- - 161 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

114. Remember when this was the right thing to do? I miss those days. - 10355

r/Xennials - u/Risikio - 295 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

115. I guess it makes sense😭 - 10212

r/SipsTea - u/CherryFizzSpark1 - 81 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

116. Mom 🤬 - 9953

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Wonderful_Cook4256 - 2079 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

117. US Education Secretary Linda McMahon Mocked For Bad Grammar In Letter To Harvard: Illiterate - 9900

r/nottheonion - u/northerncal - 223 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

118. MAGA Heckler - 9799

r/StandUpComedy - u/LevFer - 287 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

119. This is your sign to train legs - 9718

r/funny - u/DearEmphasis4488 - 274 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

120. Indeed he indentify birds - 9703

r/technicallythetruth - u/Unusual_Web4431 - 47 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

121. Climber demonstrates the importance of tying knots at the end of your rope - 9685

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/freudian_nipps - 409 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

122. Me_irl - 9602

r/me_irl - u/Any_Sound_2863 - 396 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

123. Underrated perks of joining the military, ocean views! - 9430

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/freudian_nipps - 476 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

124. Tick on a tick that was on my dog. - 9372

r/mildlyinteresting - u/IwasTheNomad - 633 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

125. I already like this new Pope - 9227

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/GabbiKat - 320 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

126. Two arrested after neighbors try to stop ICE agents from detaining Worcester mother - 9161

r/news - u/thesagem - 797 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

127. I was told, with love, to post my nails here for you folks! - 9108

r/ATBGE - u/MoodKandi - 226 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

128. anime_irl - 9054

r/anime_irl - u/TurnNo3080 - 270 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

129. White smoke has arrived at the Vatican, the conclave has elected a new pope - 8938

r/interestingasfuck - u/Puzzleheaded_Web5245 - 381 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

130. UnitedHealth sued by shareholders over its reaction to backlash from executive's killing - 8749

r/law - u/Captain_Mazhar - 395 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

131. Kid responds to a hateful reporter with grace and logic! - 8720

r/PublicFreakout - u/ElderberryDeep8746 - 325 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

132. Bill Gates to give away fortune by 2045, $200 billion for world's poorest - 8629

r/worldnews - u/adailystoic - 873 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

133. School fundraising chocolate... WTH happened to the size of them!?!? - 8440

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/mrthree1zero - 835 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

134. The idiocy is strong in this one. - 8390

r/MurderedByWords - u/ang3l_wolf - 79 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

135. I used to love folding at work - 8335

r/oddlysatisfying - u/ChipNo6561 - 151 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

136. Pope Leo XIV’s brother in Illinois talks about their conversations before the Conclave: they did Wordle and talked about watching the 'Conclave' movie - 8187

r/Fauxmoi - u/sunculturedx - 372 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

137. World War 2 veteran crushing a Tesla in a tank - 8087

r/oddlysatisfying - u/ChooseRecuse - 378 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

138. 'It's done': Trump's 51st state comments are 'behind us,' says U.S. ambassador to Canada - 7934

r/canada - u/evieluvsrainbows - 1084 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

139. The accuracy with which she plays - 7328

r/Unexpected - u/urusernameisweird - 211 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

140. Whoopsie 😂 - 7067

r/funny - u/iatetoomuchchicken - 190 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

141. 'Keeping Pledge to Hitler': Lest we forget Moscow's alliance with Nazis in starting WW2 - 7046

r/europe - u/A_Lazko - 646 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

142. Average passportbros - 6966

r/shitposting - u/MaruiKhy - 157 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

143. [Highlight] Technical foul called on Draymond after elbow to the face of Naz Reid -- his fifth of the playoffs - 6511

r/nba - u/Growsomedope - 878 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

144. LAMO this is exactly what you voted for..! - 6224

r/RealTwitterAccounts - u/Fatimamohammadi_ - 497 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

145. New Record For Jim - 6201

r/agedlikemilk - u/amprather - 103 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

146. After an argument with mom 😤 - 6175

r/memes - u/bigdawgjee - 67 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

147. White smoke billows over the Sistine Chapel, signaling a new Pope has been elected on the second day of the Papal Conclave! - 6035

r/Fauxmoi - u/cmaia1503 - 735 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

148. Kid responds to a hateful reporter with grace and logic! - 5994

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/SiliconValleyIdiot - 251 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

149. Patient gamer - 5892

r/pcmasterrace - u/bijelo123 - 155 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

150. otter is water cat 😂 - 5822

r/Awww - u/ColetteHalo - 77 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

151. Anime_irl - 5291

r/anime_irl - u/Avargande - 117 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

152. Wife told me to pick whatever tile I like. I installed this while she was at work. She got home and hated it - 5275

r/Wellthatsucks - u/Good-Hawk-3212 - 878 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

153. Translator - 5201

r/funny - u/LemonCounts - 117 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

154. Bro is a master troll 😭👌 - 5069

r/shitposting - u/NeoGio28 - 83 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

155. Meirl - 4987

r/meirl - u/Any_Sound_2863 - 361 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

156. I don’t get it - 4840

r/ExplainTheJoke - u/doobie_vibiin420 - 261 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

157. Underrated perks of joining the military, ocean views! - 4774

r/thalassophobia - u/freudian_nipps - 323 Comments - Top position achieved: 25