top-of-reddit/2023/09/09-14-2023.md

1. When you let your Jewish grandfather babysit your dog... - 50056

r/aww - u/kittytime - 761 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. pumpkin :3 - 45920

r/wholesomememes - u/KX_Alax - 399 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Beavers felling trees in the forest - 38463

r/oddlysatisfying - u/elimars - 1110 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

4. Such an asshole - 38354

r/memes - u/Sami1398 - 1349 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

5. Hey Microsoft you owe us five billion dollars every year - 38157

r/pcmasterrace - u/AETolouee - 1241 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. Alex Jones spent over $93,000 in July. Sandy Hook families who sued him have yet to see a dime - 35562

r/news - u/GuyInAChair - 2166 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. Studio behind Slay the Spire announce they will change course (on a 2+ year game-project) and completely migrate away from using the Unity Engine after Unity's price changes. - 34466

r/gaming - u/HuldaGnodima - 1863 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

8. "I'm in Panama, this is Facebook." - 32771

r/facepalm - u/FilthyTendo - 791 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

9. Too dangerous for this world - 31138

r/comics - u/NonRock - 411 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. Adorable Rescued Dog Saying Thanks - 30711

r/MadeMeSmile - u/RunKind4141 - 621 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

11. To get away with groping a reporter live on air - 29620

r/therewasanattempt - u/mattfindlay_99 - 1266 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

12. If he ain't a madlad I don't know anymore - 27947

r/madlads - u/krrishbhogrey - 264 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

13. To Not Be a Scab - 27704

r/therewasanattempt - u/Alien__Yes - 2679 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

14. "Stop calling it Twitter" says the guy who deadnames his own child - 26766

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Sonic_the_hedgedog - 1335 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

15. TIL that in 2011 John Riccitiello, current CEO of Unity and then CEO of EA, proposed a model where players in online multiplayer shooters (such as Battlefield) who ran out of ammo could make an easy instant real money payment for a quick reload. - 26302

r/gaming - u/Artess - 1215 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

16. An equation is an equation. - 25639

r/technicallythetruth - u/SalvatoreHollandH - 859 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

17. Extremely based - 24938

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Paneraiguy1 - 553 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

18. Meirl - 24809

r/meirl - u/SoDamnUnoriginal - 194 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

19. Mother of Moths - 23795

r/HumansBeingBros - u/1q8b - 138 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

20. Average penis experience - 22594

r/tumblr - u/SaraAnnabelle - 836 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

21. Heil Spez - 22480

r/shitposting - u/KingFromClashRoyale - 615 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

22. Americans be like: Universal Healthcare? - 22184

r/FunnyandSad - u/hateful_brianna - 2120 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

23. Heil Spez - 21576

r/shitposting - u/GroundbreakingAge225 - 258 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

24. World Trade Center in 1976, before newer buildings obscured the view from the harbor. - 21005

r/pics - u/muhmeinchut69 - 655 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

25. I'm currently working in a Seaside Hospital where the Salty air causes everything to rust. The rust from the fans spray on the walls! - 20306

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Gitmurr - 713 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

26. When u ask ur wife for energy saving light, she went & bought the voice sensor light instead - 19897

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/Careful_Cup4484 - 296 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

27. TIL Sam Walton founder of Wal-mart was an avid pilot. He flew his small aluminum plane around to scout new store locations and keep tabs on his stores. One time he dropped in on a Wal-Mart because he noticed from the sky that its parking lot was empty. - 19611

r/todayilearned - u/ipresnel - 1006 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

28. Catippiler tricks ants - 19278

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/GameSnake - 645 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

29. Meirl - 19099

r/meirl - u/Cumbersomeslug - 176 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

30. Wait for it.. - 18684

r/BeAmazed - u/j3r3mias - 190 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

31. Are Republicans the baddies? - 18093

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/Starbuckshakur - 645 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

32. TIL a San Jose couple won in an auction a parcel of land in the most expensive part of San Francisco for $90K. They discovered the parcel was a private road and sidewalk to the homes of San Francisco's elite and it was up for auction because the neigborhood's HOA didn't pay taxes on it for 17 years. - 18044

r/todayilearned - u/shaka_sulu - 484 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

33. The amount of sugar in this iced coffee at Dunkin’ Donuts - 17070

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/flyingcatwithhorns - 2521 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

34. where's my hat - 17069

r/funny - u/DoubleManufacturer28 - 702 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

35. Flat-Earther accidentally proves the earth is round in his own experiment - 16865

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Sullyywullyy - 1366 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

36. AITA for telling MIL she was dead to me after she showed up in labor and delivery without my mother? - 16788

r/AITAH - u/Background_Box463 - 2615 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

37. Derna, 100 000 inhabitants, 20 000 presumed dead due to a cyclone and corruption - 16344

r/pics - u/ShitsAboutToGoDown - 785 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

38. 'File The F**king Motion': Kevin McCarthy Dares GOP To Oust Him - 16343

r/politics - u/slanky2 - 1240 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

39. He was “tired” - 16272

r/HolUp - u/FlyEmAndEm - 258 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

40. Doordash put a sticker on my windshield! - 16039

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/natywantspeace4all - 563 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

41. How to get divorced without asking for it! - 15674

r/perfectlycutscreams - u/esberat - 238 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

42. 🔥 Native Blue Crab eats invasive Green Crab - Rhode Island, United States - 15555

r/NatureIsFuckingLit - u/SinjiOnO - 474 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

43. Mexico just released an image of the first Alien sighting taken all the way back in 2002. - 15372

r/pics - u/thefilmbot - 1140 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

44. This is the way ❤️😅 - 14914

r/MadeMeSmile - u/b_ub_u-1 - 365 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

45. howUnrealUnityIsActing - 14745

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/ToastMaster_404 - 453 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

46. A side of Taylor Swift I’ve never seen before - 14588

r/TikTokCringe - u/Pitiful_Sky_4306 - 1754 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

47. WCGW groping someone live - 14391

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/Bearripper - 622 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

48. George W. Bush says real “pro-life” Republicans wouldn’t defund his HIV program - 13371

r/politics - u/sue_me_please - 870 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

49. It’s all in the genes - 13341

r/rareinsults - u/amicable20 - 57 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

50. Really was Peak Fiction huh - 13259

r/tumblr - u/Casper_Von_Ghoul - 207 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

51. One of my favorite people on the internet - 13093

r/funny - u/NeedsItRough - 526 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

52. I told my stepson 20 times do not drive my car! My lease is up, I got a buyer & I will make some good $ off the deal, no accidents, under mileage, no stains on inside and not a scratch on the exterior. He crashed it twice on the same day a mile from the house and 200 yards apart from each crash. - 12843

r/Wellthatsucks - u/LowerBoomBoom - 2380 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

53. Old playdough we found in my girlfriends closet - 12499

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Blindbirds - 499 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

54. This MF may be the dumbest guy in history. No idea how he can talk and walk at the same time. - 12497

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/OrangeCone2011 - 1441 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

55. I don't think that's what he meant - 12444

r/dankmemes - u/ChaosKeeshond - 711 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

56. I thought i was a genius 😆😂🤣🤣 - 12326

r/wholesomememes - u/Sedna_ARampage - 168 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

57. Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders signs law restricting release of her travel, security records - 12268

r/news - u/flounder19 - 739 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

58. this man’s obituary for his cat 🥲 - 12250

r/cats - u/design_mpls - 281 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

59. Steve is very proud - 12222

r/MadeMeSmile - u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U - 192 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

60. Countries which can enter Germany without visa - 12133

r/MapPorn - u/flyingcatwithhorns - 992 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

61. Me_irl - 11929

r/me_irl - u/Disastrous-Big-5552 - 344 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

62. On Lauren Boebert - 11894

r/TikTokCringe - u/Jumpman707 - 484 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

63. A Piece on Avian Common Name Tropes - 11524

r/tumblr - u/sarahtheshortiepie - 160 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

64. Core memory making in progress. - 11392

r/awesome - u/Beginning_Safvv2800 - 109 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

65. Mitt Romney: It's time for baby boomer politicians to move on - 11388

r/politics - u/TheTelegraph - 659 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

66. It actually does look like that - 10953

r/rareinsults - u/Acceptable-Glass1490 - 260 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

67. Oh god - 10898

r/FunnyandSad - u/Jaxon_DUf - 67 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

68. cat jogged up to me today with a note - 10727

r/cats - u/anonymouslovelyme - 469 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

69. Heil spez - 10713

r/shitposting - u/gud_gamr - 295 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

70. A ukrainian Soldier enjoying an energy bar and appreciating life while bullets and missiles fly by - 10557

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Yuzzay - 301 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

71. It's called an art style - 10556

r/PrequelMemes - u/lucathecontemplator - 527 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

72. He is a doctor, but... - 10412

r/technicallythetruth - u/Meptbrumepeii - 69 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

73. TIL that in 1988, researchers ran a jet at 500MPH into a wall of reinforced concrete to prove a nuclear reactor could withstand a direct collision with an airplane. The collision pushed the wall back 6 feet but left only a 2.36 deep scratch while the plane was reduced to scrap. - 10288

r/todayilearned - u/Radient-Rabbit - 695 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

74. Republican politicians are worried that Mitt Romney's new book will reveal their true feelings and private conversations about Trump - 10260

r/politics - u/malcolm58 - 596 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

75. 🇺🇸 real bad - 10130

r/FunnyandSad - u/Devils_negotiator - 328 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

76. TSA agents at Miami International Airport caught stealing $600 from a passenger's wallet. - 10084

r/iamatotalpieceofshit - u/Bosuns_Punch - 672 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

77. That’s a dad - 9984

r/wholesomememes - u/davrosado12 - 135 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

78. Help? 😂 - 9775

r/Awww - u/SubstntialMaybe - 290 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

79. A very special message from Eiichiro Oda - 9684

r/OnePiece - u/Skullghost - 1157 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

80. Makes a great point 😂 - 9543

r/clevercomebacks - u/CrepyBet - 1514 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

81. Unity Claims PlayStation, Xbox & Nintendo Will Pay Its New Runtime Fee On Behalf Of Devs - 9520

r/gaming - u/theitguyforever - 1781 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

82. (a little good news) Kim Davis must pay $100,000 to US same-sex couple she denied marriage license - 9365

r/atheism - u/Thazber - 262 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

83. More people need to talk about Trumps age and lack of fitness - 9343

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Paneraiguy1 - 1598 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

84. Newly discovered fish at 6 km under the Indian Ocean. Imagine what is even deeper down - 9293

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/iamcasein - 469 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

85. The Entire Gaming Industry Unites Against Unity’s Baffling Pricing Change - 9231

r/worldnews - u/GroundbreakingGur930 - 1064 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

86. Hunter Biden indicted on federal gun charges - 9127

r/news - u/zmlos - 2421 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

87. IKEA needed to indicate their Cinnamon buns are not 10 ft in diameter for $1.50. - 8771

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Skitlett - 370 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

88. Pose - 8721

r/aww - u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U - 63 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

89. Florida,USA - 8270

r/facepalm - u/ChanceSavingss - 1574 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

90. Maybe maybe maybe - 8129

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/XahidX - 253 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

91. Apple is one of us - 7972

r/wallstreetbets - u/Qualityropesales - 942 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

92. Did you forget to switch to your alt? - 7792

r/facepalm - u/jcmacon - 414 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

93. Mum sent a text to the wrong number. - 7762

r/MadeMeSmile - u/CursingFijian - 73 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

94. Guess I'll just sit here on the side of the highway. - 7747

r/Wellthatsucks - u/PerfectUnlawfulness - 720 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

95. To eat pasta with chopsticks in Italy - 7705

r/therewasanattempt - u/that_dude_from_earth - 1509 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

96. Unlikely Pairing - 7599

r/comics - u/reddot_comic - 229 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

97. US approves $5 bn sale of F-35 jets to South Korea - 7568

r/worldnews - u/Imaginary_Ad_7977 - 794 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

98. Heil spez - 7526

r/shitposting - u/krrishbhogrey - 88 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

99. Meirl - 7510

r/meirl - u/wcslater - 102 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

100. This results in uneven pieces though - 7459

r/technicallythetruth - u/MarleyRhea - 175 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

101. It's for her own good - 7382

r/AdviceAnimals - u/OneWingedKalas - 239 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

102. Why are people so mad about this? - 7308

r/memes - u/Feisty_Initial5374 - 656 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

103. Elon Musk responds with silence after being asked if his ignorance and ego cost Ukrainian lives - 7102

r/UkraineWarVideoReport - u/Repulsive-Pattern-57 - 1148 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

104. beg for mercy - 6841

r/memes - u/bawla-hedgehog - 224 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

105. What famous person had everything going for him but managed to fuck it all up? - 6819

r/AskReddit - u/HumptyDumpty30 - 8242 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

106. Don't know why but this makes sense - 6609

r/memes - u/odd_importance611 - 591 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

107. Connor, the human equivalent of a Honda Accord - 6550

r/rareinsults - u/No_Veterinarian4345 - 138 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

108. Someone forgot to do some research - 6392

r/clevercomebacks - u/One-Feedback-44 - 248 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

109. TIL despite being one of the best selling rappers ever, Tupac had an estimated net worth of only $200,000 at the time of his death - 6379

r/todayilearned - u/MaybeDBCooper - 339 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

110. An Argentine reporter, after her wallet was stolen by a fan in Qatar, stated: "The police asked me how I want to punish the offender and choose between imprisoning him for 5 years or deporting him from the country immediately." - 6317

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/DORepaSmAri - 929 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

111. An emergency was declared on Italy's Lampedusa Island, where more than 6 thousand African immigrants arrived in 36 hours. - 6316

r/PublicFreakout - u/esberat - 2259 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

112. President Obama Tipping the Scales - 6306

r/pics - u/EstrousMantelet502 - 325 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

113. She deleted it but it was too late - 6257

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/TerriblyRare - 405 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

114. cursed_orcs - 6154

r/cursedcomments - u/Powerful_Bend6941 - 69 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

115. 2007 fashion - 6036

r/pics - u/NoahTheAttacker - 688 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

116. Never thought I’d tick something off my bucket list on my way to work this morning. - 5879

r/CasualUK - u/Salt-Vast9091 - 301 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

117. Body language is a real thing! - 5787

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Pazuzu_____ - 226 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

118. He was a great employee. He always came on time. - 5535

r/HolUp - u/papagoulash_ - 298 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

119. Girl at the window argued with me to tell me my math was wrong. Please tell me I’m not tripping. - 5516

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/relpmeraggy - 458 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

120. I was there… January 15, 2018 - 5367

r/oddlyterrifying - u/Historical-Remove401 - 214 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

121. Wagner Group sustains significant losses in clashes with Central African Republic rebels - 5328

r/worldnews - u/Leather_Focus_6535 - 279 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

122. Deputy taze running suspect in the highway causing him to get run over - 5325

r/PublicFreakout - u/zeroxcero - 1511 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

123. Pistol with smart led display - 5092

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Ronin__Ronan - 662 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

124. I saw this company's logo the other day and thought it seemed awfully familiar... - 5085

r/funny - u/DVSMAC - 183 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

125. Just a normal conversation - 4977

r/technicallythetruth - u/RemarkableExplorer66 - 32 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

126. Christina Ricci with yet another correct take. I’m so glad she’s being outspoken about this - 4694

r/Fauxmoi - u/iamharoldshipman - 97 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

127. coriander - 4664

r/CuratedTumblr - u/AccioComedy - 133 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

128. Why was…boy? - 4313

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/Agent-65 - 53 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

129. TIL Frank Zappa told Alice Cooper to come audition for his record label at 7:00. Alice Cooper misunderstood and showed up at 7:00AM, which impressed Frank Zappa enough to sign them two three album deal. - 4167

r/todayilearned - u/TheLurkerSpeaks - 180 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

130. TIL: Early wireless TV remote controls (1956), commonly known as "clickers", didn't have batteries or electronics. When you clicked the button, an ultrasonic sound was emitted by the button striking the bar. This sound was picked up by the TV to operate it. - 4092

r/todayilearned - u/Astromachine - 175 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

131. I fell and broke neck giving blood sample for wellness physical - 4039

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Hephaestus_metalgod - 315 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

132. God’s pov - 3991

r/SipsTea - u/Airwing549 - 75 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

133. Ayo How? - 3775

r/blackmagicfuckery - u/Not_Drewski - 173 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

134. Southern United States cuisine - 3754

r/oddlysatisfying - u/SinjiOnO - 565 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

135. The vet visit’s gonna be expensive - 3732

r/FunnyAnimals - u/curvedrelaxa - 96 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

136. As Unity closes two offices amid death threats, ex-employee says “those of us who care” now leaving company - 3712

r/gaming - u/Chicano_Ducky - 278 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

137. Family of bullied teen who died after student punched him reaches historic $27M settlement - 3708

r/news - u/davetowers646 - 334 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

138. Kim Davis must pay $100,000 to US same-sex couple she denied marriage license - 3659

r/news - u/FlyingDarkKC - 200 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

139. We’re shocked - 3554

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/hexx1112 - 261 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

140. Lili Reinhart on her body dysmorphia - 3462

r/Fauxmoi - u/Exciting_Potato_6717 - 286 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

141. Total strangers' teamwork to subdue an armed bank robber - 3411

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Fine_Sea5807 - 286 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

142. Muscle control - 3352

r/SipsTea - u/Airwing549 - 93 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

143. Remember Oompa from our shelter. Today he was adopted after more than two years with us. Good bye my sweet gentleman, have a great life! - 3039

r/aww - u/sonia72quebec - 31 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

144. So caring - 2899

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid - u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U - 33 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

145. Man walked naked out of shower, found Mountie in his bedroom, lawsuit says - 2897

r/news - u/rosanna_rosannadanna - 449 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

146. How do we help get stuff like this passed? (I live in an area some people still only get 7.25) - 2703

r/antiwork - u/TCS728 - 467 Comments - Top position achieved: 23