top-of-reddit/2024/02/02-24-2024.md

1. False profit - 38855

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ExactlySorta - 1129 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. Trump’s new shoes go hard - 35357

r/clevercomebacks - u/Solo_Entity - 1746 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. What a madlad - 35335

r/madlads - u/keepcw - 536 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. Take my money and give me one please! - 34393

r/wholesomememes - u/ChloeCuddlezs - 215 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

5. Instantly regrets asking husband to film - 34248

r/funny - u/BlueeWaater - 2415 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. Meirl - 33061

r/meirl - u/AyAan2022 - 366 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

7. Friend’s 9 yr old son ripped all these tags off the clothes at Goodwill - Mom’s response? “Awww” - 32813

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/TheLadyLeanneREAL - 2096 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

8. The Restaurant Where Anthony Bourdain and Barack Obama Ate Dinner Encased Their Table in Glass - 32622

r/pics - u/Green____cat - 977 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

9. I gave an UberEats delivery guy a $10 tip and he clipped this on the bag - 32373

r/MadeMeSmile - u/alexm1124 - 301 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

10. Truth hurts man - 31335

r/suicidebywords - u/Remarkable_Fudge1228 - 547 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

11. John Oliver enjoying the tour bus he offered Clarence Thomas as a bribe to quit the Supreme Court. - 30197

r/pics - u/ternera - 917 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. So, I Quit My Job - 29776

r/antiwork - u/CrazieIrish - 813 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

13. The size difference between me and my opposing goalie the other night. I’m 5’3 w/o skates and he’s 6’7 w/o skates - 27564

r/mildlyinteresting - u/bluesxorpion - 1083 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

14. meirl - 25467

r/meirl - u/shared-gf - 658 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

15. Harnessing vibrations to enhance the homogeneity of concrete - 25073

r/oddlysatisfying - u/Individual_Book9133 - 722 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

16. Next comes a self help book that teaches you how to kill mockingbirds - 24975

r/facepalm - u/Melissa_Revell - 791 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

17. They don't make them like they used to - 23737

r/BeAmazed - u/Altruistic_Jelly1843 - 1480 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

18. I completed 5 of the 10 biggest LEGO sets ever released!! - 22645

r/pics - u/blackmachine312 - 620 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

19. Found on twitter - 22465

r/IASIP - u/Unwipedbutthole - 583 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

20. Mosquito helps Police solve car theft - 21959

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Accurate-Head-6134 - 401 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

21. Chsinmail is a hot look, it's totally coming back 🤣 - 21812

r/rareinsults - u/HalfLawKiss - 244 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

22. I yearn to voyage across the seven seas, - 21274

r/pcmasterrace - u/PumaMyPants - 1476 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

23. Good for you. - 20352

r/MadeMeSmile - u/morganmonroe81 - 69 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

24. Tired 😩😩😩 - 19579

r/shitposting - u/Right-Proposal5066 - 417 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

25. Man ran away from police to get his cat to Veterinary Emergency - 18218

r/cats - u/Super_Stickman13 - 1864 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

26. Enough said - 17823

r/facepalm - u/agte - 371 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

27. Donald Trump calls wife Melania ‘Mercedes’ in CPAC speech - 17639

r/politics - u/hearsdemons - 2427 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

28. This fish-shaped ingot gives you five years of iron supplementation - 17450

r/mildlyinteresting - u/amg433 - 763 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

29. Glasgow responds - 17443

r/ScottishPeopleTwitter - u/doolitt1e - 511 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

30. Look at me! I'm famous! - 17228

r/NonPoliticalTwitter - u/wata_malone - 838 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

31. THIS IS SO CUTE - 16922

r/wholesomememes - u/TranslatorNo5126 - 123 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

32. Guy humbles the strongest man in the world. - 16728

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/roolw - 811 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

33. My wife: “Are you grilling tonight?” Me: (Looks out the window) “Nope.” - 16282

r/AnimalsBeingJerks - u/Dwingp - 895 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

34. The way he collects the water with the squeegee - 16197

r/oddlysatisfying - u/DarthDarnit - 369 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

35. Former U.S. spies warned in 2020 that the Hunter Biden scandal had Russian fingerprints. They feel vindicated now. - 16154

r/politics - u/mymomknowsyourmom - 696 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

36. To be taken seriously - 15893

r/therewasanattempt - u/ChungusMcFunkopop - 886 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

37. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says ’weakling’ Putin executed Navalny to crush dissent - 15127

r/worldnews - u/sandyWB - 699 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

38. An Ohio senator and his wife said they fired ‘warning’ shots. A teenager and his family say they were shot at - 15020

r/news - u/CrisuKomie - 993 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

39. Anti black - 14946

r/facepalm - u/God_Kratos_07 - 3018 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

40. Motion Capture Walk - 14790

r/funny - u/bingbing304 - 366 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

41. £110 for a family ticket to this amazing Willy Wonka Experience - 14702

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Bobcat-1 - 1546 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

42. An evil person broke my sweet girl’s femur yesterday. - 14315

r/cats - u/ThatWasMyChangeJar - 1591 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

43. Shell shocked WW1 veterans - 14217

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Used_Ship_9229 - 1030 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

44. Kiss face emojis galore - 14178

r/memes - u/KaamDeveloper - 165 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

45. TIL When threatened, a female quokka may drop her joey from her pouch to divert the predator's attention while she escapes. - 13996

r/todayilearned - u/rimmo - 571 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

46. This restaurant gives you a discount if you have well behaved kids - 13942

r/mildlyinteresting - u/BLACKBURN16 - 385 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

47. They both have taken a seat - 13906

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/KaamDeveloper - 459 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

48. Black Beauty - 13672

r/pics - u/dittidot - 407 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

49. Not an honorable prey...... - 13577

r/suicidebywords - u/BeulahPierce - 621 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

50. The GOP is where hypocrisy is born and thrives! - 13406

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/yorocky89A - 232 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

51. TIL New York City is owed over $1 billion in unpaid parking tickets and speeding fines - 13302

r/todayilearned - u/Specialist_Check - 531 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

52. A Yakutsk child in a winter coat - 13110

r/pics - u/meme_stealing_bandit - 186 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

53. Alex Trebek explains that people used to think he was a black man and then they show a brief clip of him and it immediately makes sense - 13010

r/funny - u/fuzzy_dice_99 - 496 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

54. Warren Buffett's son Howard has given $500M to Ukraine — he warns the US is making a historic mistake by pulling its support - 12655

r/worldnews - u/Metanoia15 - 739 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

55. God created cancel culture - 12265

r/clevercomebacks - u/duefin - 272 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

56. Got outed as a recovering alcoholic at work - 12199

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/drunkenbangs - 957 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

57. That's why batman does not like dad jokes - 12178

r/HolUp - u/moongducdamel21 - 94 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

58. How Do You Know So Many? - 11701

r/clevercomebacks - u/urhoda - 101 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

59. Wilson loves to play! - 11592

r/Eyebleach - u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U - 123 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

60. I find this microbrewery's (Beer Farm in Brookeville, MD) business model to be very interesting! Bonus: The beer is quite tasty!! - 11527

r/interestingasfuck - u/Justified721 - 1281 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

61. Something is seriously wrong in America - 11431

r/facepalm - u/guerroxantal1 - 2084 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

62. Ain't that the truth... - 11236

r/pcmasterrace - u/Hux2448 - 267 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

63. Yo, Gboard, wtf dude? - 10960

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/PaulLarry98 - 395 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

64. Olivia Rodrigo launches reproductive rights initiative alongside Guts World Tour - 10791

r/popculturechat - u/impeccabletim - 193 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

65. Same measure, same size… right? - 10661

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/fiorm - 557 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

66. meirl - 10575

r/meirl - u/isaaxh - 211 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

67. This man is almost becoming 21. - 10254

r/cats - u/Hiro-the-Saint - 301 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

68. Red flags - 10164

r/facepalm - u/Visqo - 3946 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

69. Cursed_Bitch - 9924

r/cursedcomments - u/BodybuilderDismal190 - 678 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

70. $250 Apartment bathroom facelift. - 9711

r/DIY - u/Cautious_Possible_18 - 549 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

71. Cruise ships leaving port Miami on a regular Sunday. Port Miami is the busiest cruise port in the world. Between October 2022 and September 2023, it handled a record number of 7.3 million passengers. Nearly seven percent above the previous record set in 2019. - 9695

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/dannybluey - 1129 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

72. todoCommentsAnalyzerIsRequired - 9527

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/MrEfil - 205 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

73. “You could fly away” - 9399

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/MoJoLatte - 175 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

74. Taylor Swift fan calls her ex-boyfriend during a concert - 9374

r/ImTheMainCharacter - u/Altruistic-Cloud-639 - 1111 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

75. CMV: Rennala is a GigaStacy - 9206

r/Eldenring - u/TheRogueTemplar - 328 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

76. Christian nationalism - 9014

r/facepalm - u/aob2me - 998 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

77. The more you watch this the crazier it gets. 😳 - 8848

r/CrazyFuckingVideos - u/Remote-Phony500 - 1189 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

78. Having fun at his expenses - 8645

r/facepalm - u/Previous-Hunter9501 - 687 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

79. The bag's time has come. - 8645

r/comics - u/shenanigansen - 252 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

80. Ruh Roh it's a... - 8590

r/rareinsults - u/Tourist-Immateria - 182 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

81. Alabama women describe heartbreak over some IVF treatments stopping following court ruling on embryos - 8407

r/news - u/DallasBoy95 - 987 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

82. The back pedaling is so flawless it’s scary - 8335

r/TikTokCringe - u/Bihema - 728 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

83. Kinda scary though - 8334

r/interestingasfuck - u/louyplays - 375 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

84. Joe Biden gives the media a desperately needed lesson about Donald Trump - 8289

r/politics - u/BelleAriel - 987 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

85. Telling a mother her baby is "eww" because of being “race mixed” is just disgusting - 8258

r/facepalm - u/NeverEndingWalker64 - 1198 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

86. God forbid someone is happy online. - 8243

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/jeeeeek123 - 418 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

87. Not what they expected - 8230

r/dankmemes - u/MetaKnowing - 227 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

88. Dear Peter can you help - 8138

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/Theplaguedoctor999 - 724 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

89. My wife only sends me me Zillow postings out of our budget. - 7844

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/NauticalCowboy - 974 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

90. Why are people like this? - 7820

r/Helldivers - u/Gilmore75 - 1859 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

91. Who do you want to impress - 7445

r/dankmemes - u/uppsak - 223 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

92. 😭😂 - 7396

r/meme - u/Last_Banchere - 109 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

93. I feel sorry for this guy - 7384

r/suicidebywords - u/Objective-Ad1655 - 46 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

94. Pretty sure my wife plans on murdering me - 7312

r/funny - u/Somewhereinbetween26 - 496 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

95. She put her body on the line to make this play - 7299

r/Satisfyingasfuck - u/Interesting_Leek3313 - 312 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

96. Y’all swiping right? - 7232

r/HolUp - u/viscardvs - 464 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

97. A cool guide to lethal doses - 7219

r/coolguides - u/Highest_five - 994 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

98. Pokemon Adventure:The Previous Generation Chapter 82 - 7105

r/comics - u/colmscomics - 128 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

99. What harm the sun can do to him - 7075

r/BeAmazed - u/worldisillusion - 394 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

100. Navalny's mother given her son's body after more than a week of waiting - 6817

r/worldnews - u/TsquaredAM - 282 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

101. I'm glad Mohg is gatekeeping the DLC, he's easily one of the best boss fight in the game. - 6809

r/Eldenring - u/FuckClerics - 423 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

102. Got me thinking - 6767

r/antiwork - u/Paras_01155 - 357 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

103. My mother’s cat passed away a few weeks ago. Today she went to the Humane Society “just to take a look”. - 6621

r/cats - u/300_chickens - 164 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

104. He's right tho... - 6601

r/clevercomebacks - u/reglowmorlingl83 - 122 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

105. Meowriah Carey - 6487

r/holdmycatnip - u/Stark3k - 136 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

106. non-living wage for 24/7 - 6471

r/antiwork - u/LovelyBeHappy - 1162 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

107. Shoutout to the Metro series for having a fantastic, well thought out trilogy. - 6380

r/gaming - u/Agent4777 - 402 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

108. Startling differences in sun activity as captured by the Solar Orbiter in 2021 and 2023 - 6352

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Cosmic-Chen - 550 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

109. Anime Girlfriend - 6275

r/comics - u/LastPlaceComics - 172 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

110. DAMN! ICE COLD! - 6270

r/PoliticalHumor - u/musebug - 430 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

111. Show me a more impressive city . - 6259

r/gaming - u/Borg34572 - 832 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

112. We don't deserve dogs. - 6186

r/DOG - u/Ashley_Morgan11 - 100 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

113. Polish Minister of Foreign Affairs Radosław Sikorski quick response to russian UN ambassador Vasily Nebenzya. - 6155

r/europe - u/Ftwooo - 287 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

114. Rejecting girls based on their star sign - 6140

r/TikTokCringe - u/monomerpierd68 - 410 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

115. Decided to see what a female Astarion would look like - 6080

r/BaldursGate3 - u/blue-flu - 680 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

116. Polish Minister of Foreign Affairs gives the Russian Ambassador to the UN a history lesson. - 5984

r/UkraineWarVideoReport - u/roli0001 - 199 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

117. We All Know Where Her Mind Went 😏 - 5953

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/GoldZilla - 235 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

118. me🧛‍♀️👸irlgbt - 5735

r/me_irlgbt - u/NipperSpeaks - 174 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

119. Life is hard bruh! - 5667

r/dankmemes - u/arkam_uzumaki - 71 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

120. SoCal never disappoints - 5651

r/HolUp - u/anonsecoundaccount - 574 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

121. When Dua Lipa asked this old woman to say something for her on camera - 5614

r/WatchPeopleDieInside - u/benjamin_button_13 - 790 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

122. Amazon made airport workers toil in 100-degree heat without shade, water — The trillion-dollar online retailer plans to appeal workplace safety citations and $14,625 in fines - 5491

r/technology - u/marketrent - 232 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

123. (OC) SINCE I HAVE NO ONE TO SHARE THIS WITH. IN 5 MONTHS I MADE ME SMILE FOR THE FIRST TIME. - 5337

r/MadeMeSmile - u/LostBulletInSchool - 248 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

124. It gets crazier the more you look! - 5241

r/BetterEveryLoop - u/mysteryliner - 460 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

125. Is Faruzan the only character that does this gesture? - 5103

r/Genshin_Impact - u/Broken_Chandelier - 137 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

126. Found this online - 5076

r/clevercomebacks - u/Ronfdc - 139 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

127. Fuck the pointless bud light hate - 5074

r/chaoticgood - u/Successful_Ad_8790 - 197 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

128. TIL: Cultured pearls may have only 0.5 mm of pearl on a resin bead - 5070

r/todayilearned - u/CoupGlow - 131 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

129. Arrowhead CEO: “We managed to get through the first Friday without server load issues! How was the experience for all?” - 5024

r/Helldivers - u/cryptic-fox - 664 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

130. My wedding ring slipped off and fell down the gap between the sink and the wall. The gap's very deep. This is in a BnB and checkout is in 11 hours. - 5000

r/Wellthatsucks - u/neddin - 892 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

131. This MIT student surfs the entire internet using his mind, silently Googling questions and receiving answers through skull vibrations - 4947

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/JustACaliBoy - 360 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

132. Online dating in a nutshell. - 4943

r/memes - u/greenlight144000 - 506 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

133. You know someone that does? - 4897

r/technicallythetruth - u/CollinscVE3wn3fb2 - 90 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

134. Enormous rat in the NY Subway - 4853

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Friendly_Cloud_2869 - 845 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

135. It's important to use the right door - 4813

r/Eyebleach - u/Gainsborough-Smythe - 96 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

136. Missing those wonderful years - 4665

r/memes - u/Aura- - 94 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

137. Wow he is a real life hero ❤️🙏🏽 this kid going to remember him forever - 4619

r/BeAmazed - u/darianhope - 237 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

138. British woman had a stroke and woke up with a Chinese accent - 4378

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Individual_Book9133 - 369 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

139. This is Silvestre. He died three days ago. - 4337

r/cats - u/ludville - 287 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

140. Can relate - 4225

r/wholesomememes - u/knikpiw - 44 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

141. You don't have to live in Gilead - 4169

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/BirthdayBoyStabMan - 93 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

142. Senator calls LGBTQ+ people 'filth,' says most don't want them here - 4086

r/nottheonion - u/neroisstillbanned - 379 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

143. This is my Mom’s neighbor. She peers into my Mom’s windows in the middle of the day or night. This is the only time my Mom sees her outside of her house. She will stand there for several minutes like this and not move. - 3804

r/oddlyterrifying - u/musicman5013 - 338 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

144. Mobility Scooter Rider single handedly destroys and pins down a couple who abused a school bus driver in Hull, UK. - 3284

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Citron_Neat - 221 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

145. Always be proud! - 3250

r/wholesomememes - u/LilyLuvBug - 69 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

146. FUWAMOCO JUST ANNOUNCED THEY ARE MOVING TO JAPAN! - 3130

r/Hololive - u/GoldenExperience10 - 258 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

147. The side of Earth that you never see. - 3032

r/MapPorn - u/Comoletti - 232 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

148. The ceiling light reflections in this cup of tea. - 2989

r/Satisfyingasfuck - u/Chair_Neighboring450 - 162 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

149. To discriminate - 2947

r/therewasanattempt - u/8BloodRed8 - 70 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

150. Normal man faces 22 charges for child porn - 2776

r/BrandNewSentence - u/peziri - 46 Comments - Top position achieved: 19