top-of-reddit/2025/02/02-15-2025.md

1. THEY NEED BODYGUARDS - 80526

r/interestingasfuck - u/Due-Challenge-9207 - 1373 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

2. Park Rangers Fired - 69110

r/NationalPark - u/Conseque - 3710 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

3. This kid fell asleep during an event at the White House, and Obama took a photo with him - 68308

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Natchos09 - 769 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. Don’t belittle the imp - 66332

r/rareinsults - u/Raijgun - 462 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. Sheryl Crow says she has sold her Tesla and donated the proceeds to NPR. “My parents always said... you are who you hang out with” - 62304

r/MadeMeSmile - u/mcfw31 - 2042 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. Anywhere but in the eye: U.S. and Ukrainian representatives at the Munich Security Conference - 61229

r/pics - u/Illustrious-Bad1165 - 2888 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. Zelenskyy: "Let's be honest now we can't rule out the possibility that America might say "no" to Europe on issues that threaten it. (...) We must build the armed forces of Europe so that Europe's future depends only on Europeans." - 59794

r/europe - u/UNITED24Media - 3406 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

8. My mom burned all my drawings - 55284

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Not_Creative149 - 6205 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

9. A poster in Calgary calling out Gretzky for cozying up to Donald Trump. - 50467

r/pics - u/Musicferret - 1364 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. Absolutely correct. - 49623

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/Bitter-Gur-4613 - 607 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

11. But he only tries to save himself by violating the law - 49292

r/MurderedByWords - u/JerryJr99 - 1020 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. But…. Communism! - 47752

r/MurderedByWords - u/Agile_Leopard_4446 - 643 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

13. On the outside of the Department of Justice in D.C. - 47596

r/pics - u/mjstoltz - 350 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

14. Failed Artist 🚨 - 47193

r/SipsTea - u/RoadandHardtail - 286 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

15. Animation depicting what addiction feels like - 45712

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/GarysCrispLettuce - 1032 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

16. He’s about to do something so illegal - 44831

r/scotus - u/Objective_Water_1583 - 2843 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

17. Trump and Elon Musk's kids - 44370

r/pics - u/flemay222 - 645 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

18. Anglerfish actual size - 42033

r/interestingasfuck - u/guyoffthegrid - 923 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

19. Nation Isn’t Startup - 38898

r/MurderedByWords - u/Brian_Ghoshery - 877 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

20. TIL that a Persian King named Agha Mohammad Khan Qajar ordered two servants to be executed for being too loud. But since it was a holy day, he delayed the execution by a day and made the servants return to their duties. The servants murdered the king in his sleep that night. - 37108

r/todayilearned - u/ThomasNiuNiu - 728 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

21. meirl - 36338

r/meirl - u/MotivatedOverthinker - 1385 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

22. A filter for the rich in a simple and beautiful comeback - 34843

r/clevercomebacks - u/Henry-Teachersss8819 - 337 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

23. Animation depicting what addiction feels like - 34694

r/interesting - u/needsomeeweed - 880 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

24. trump posted just now: "He who saves his country does not violate any law." - 34393

r/law - u/dustinthewind1991 - 4487 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

25. Thee true conspiracy is already going on. - 34286

r/WorkReform - u/Bitter-Gur-4613 - 427 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

26. Theodore Roosevelt's diary entry for Valentine's Day (Feb 14, 1884), the day both his wife and his mother died. - 33725

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/KidCharlem - 260 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

27. If your website does this. I'm not disabling my adblock, I'm just leaving. - 33289

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/ranfur8 - 772 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

28. They are literally going out of their way.. - 33001

r/MurderedByWords - u/John_1992_funny - 390 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

29. This prick ate my barely used protein powder - 32341

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/deadalready101 - 1277 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

30. Geneva convention has been violated - 31854

r/MurderedByWords - u/Bradley-Blya - 682 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

31. Macron calls emergency European summit on Trump, Polish minister says - 31082

r/worldnews - u/doopityWoop22 - 1469 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

32. ‘We’ve been betrayed:’ Local veterans angry after being laid off by Trump administration - 30893

r/politics - u/Rock-n-roll-Kevin - 2231 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

33. Cash - 30307

r/comics - u/neilkohney - 235 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

34. meirl - 29275

r/meirl - u/Bitter-Gur-4613 - 161 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

35. He is absolutely correct - 28450

r/technicallythetruth - u/crasagam - 57 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

36. TIL Sequoyah, an illiterate warrior of the Cherokee Nation, observed the "talking leaves" (writing) of the white man in 1813. He thought it was military advantage and created a syllabary for Cherokee from scratch in 1821. It caught on quickly and Cherokee literacy surpassed 90% just 9 years later. - 28167

r/todayilearned - u/NateNate60 - 508 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

37. 14 states sue DOGE, blasting Musk's 'unprecedented' power as unconstitutional - 27937

r/news - u/MrPigeon70 - 662 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

38. My valentine’s gift from my partner. This was one of the most thoughtful gifts I’ve gotten in ages. - 27509

r/MadeMeSmile - u/edgarallan2014 - 410 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

39. In 2010, Jerry Douthett's dog bit off his toe when he was deep asleep. When he went to the hospital, it turned out that the toe had an infection that would have spread out and caused irreparable damage if left unnoticed. The dog thus saved his owner's life. - 27489

r/interestingasfuck - u/phpHater0 - 342 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

40. German defence Minister rips up his speech and calls out JD Vance on the world stage… - 27297

r/law - u/Spiritual_Bridge84 - 1823 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

41. US government struggles to rehire nuclear safety staff it laid off days ago - 27219

r/nottheonion - u/throwuk1 - 1459 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

42. A mother shares a video of her house cat: ‘He takes my kids to the bus every day, makes sure they get off safely, and then comes home.’ - 26354

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Scientiaetnatura065 - 246 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

43. 10-Year-Old Girl with Cerebral Palsy detained in the hospital!!! - 26312

r/clevercomebacks - u/Present-Party4402 - 423 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

44. some fairy tale candy hearts [OC] - 26269

r/comics - u/TommySiegel - 173 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

45. Hello MapQuest, my old friend - 25410

r/Anticonsumption - u/sarcodiotheca - 430 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

46. My kind of petty 💅🏽 - 25365

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/lateformyfuneral - 608 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

47. 4 Nations: A fight immediately breaks out between Team USA and Team Canada - 24169

r/sports - u/SkepticalZebra - 2059 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

48. Russia must withdraw its troops to February 2022 line, Zelenskyy says - 24117

r/worldnews - u/Silly-avocatoe - 852 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

49. Destroying his family’s legacy.. - 23773

r/facepalm - u/Mr__O__ - 435 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

50. A year and a half later, he still has that same grin 🥹 - 23705

r/aww - u/altiiiyaaa - 93 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

51. Protests at Tesla dealerships in multiple US states earlier today - 23513

r/pics - u/CakeDayOrDeath - 1030 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

52. SZA makes a statement about Kendrick’s music - 23004

r/KendrickLamar - u/doievenexist27 - 342 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

53. Creating a leather belt - 22382

r/oddlysatisfying - u/ameen__shaikh - 257 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

54. Guys being dudes - 22184

r/NonPoliticalTwitter - u/ItsGotThatBang - 280 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

55. House Rules - 22057

r/comics - u/reddot_comic - 140 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

56. RFK Jr. is already taking aim at anti-depressants - 21994

r/politics - u/ReaderBeeRottweiler - 3729 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

57. Elon Musk’s DOGE Shares Classified U.S. Intel With Entire World - 21848

r/Foodforthought - u/D-R-AZ - 1288 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

58. Trump Officials Fire, Swiftly Rehire, Overseers of U.S. Nuclear Stockpile | Trump administration officials seemed unaware of the importance of the National Nuclear Security Administration, sources told CNN. - 21694

r/politics - u/Murky-Site7468 - 1215 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

59. while I do my daily exercise - 21496

r/holdmycatnip - u/Epileptic_Ebola - 269 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

60. 3 men claiming to be from DOGE show up at San Francisco City Hall, demand records - 20941

r/news - u/ithink2mush - 671 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

61. "No more military support!" - 20087

r/MurderedByWords - u/coachlife - 1134 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

62. Hilarious - 19725

r/agedlikemilk - u/PurppQuotes - 250 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

63. Me_irl - 19495

r/me_irl - u/RadiantEchoeszz - 153 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

64. The White House bans the AP indefinitely over the use of ‘Gulf of Mexico’ - 19377

r/nottheonion - u/AravRAndG - 1280 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

65. I think this is the most beautiful cookie I've ever made. Dare I say... perfect?? - 19211

r/Baking - u/thefloralapron - 253 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

66. Sports anchor goes off about school shootings on live TV - 19168

r/PublicFreakout - u/coachlife - 597 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

67. Me_irl - 19067

r/me_irl - u/gigagaming1256 - 124 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

68. Making music using only your mouth at this level is simply incredible - 18375

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Abigdogwithbread - 585 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

69. Spotted at Kroger - 18222

r/Knoxville - u/catmanee - 1695 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

70. Stepping into the world under Mama’s protection. - 18061

r/BeAmazed - u/MobileAerie9918 - 111 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

71. Cat we don't know came to our house, dropped off two kittens then left. - 17907

r/cats - u/Tobias-Tawanda - 544 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

72. My parents would always get me and my brother chocolates on Vday. Came out as lesbian to my family around that time several years ago. Now every Vday they get me chocolates with the pride flag on it .❤️ - 17277

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Forest_folf - 164 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

73. Jack Dorsey says Bluesky's rapid growth is because 'people are running away from X' - 17023

r/BlueskySocial - u/rezanentevil - 652 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

74. The USPS has unveiled a new fleet of Next Generation Delivery Vehicles designed by Oshkosh Defense - 16845

r/pics - u/Stunning-Pension7171 - 2917 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

75. On Valentine's night, during dinner, guess what I bit down on! - 16774

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Appropriate_Lie_9411 - 856 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

76. aww - 16488

r/aww - u/iambackwitchez - 104 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

77. Anglerfish actual size - 16284

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/guyoffthegrid - 524 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

78. CP3 and Wemby disqualified after trying to hack the NBA Skills Challenge - 15941

r/nba - u/2131andBeyond - 1536 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

79. Fuck Billionaires - 15673

r/AdviceAnimals - u/magaparents - 237 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

80. Caught red-handed - 15500

r/TikTokCringe - u/UltraBased69 - 138 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

81. JD Vance breaks taboo by meeting with leader of Germany’s far-right party - 14970

r/worldnews - u/Infidel8 - 1414 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

82. Yes, Family Values 🤣🤦 - 14594

r/facepalm - u/Nice_Substance9123 - 94 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

83. (19) depressed, suicidal and overweight (24) thriving physically and mentally! - 14327

r/GlowUps - u/hiraeth55 - 402 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

84. Try explaining to your boss why you’re late for work or can’t make it in. - 14304

r/assholedesign - u/Pristine-Jaguar4969 - 1018 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

85. Meet the Dango Fish: A Rare and Bizarre Deep-Sea Creature from Japan. - 14047

r/interestingasfuck - u/Osech - 357 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

86. Rebranding: When Your Idea is ‘Patriotic’ but Hers was ‘Communist - 13943

r/clevercomebacks - u/BoringApocalyptos - 169 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

87. meirl - 13886

r/meirl - u/chismositestuff - 169 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

88. Shots fired from both directions! - 13748

r/clevercomebacks - u/Valhalla81 - 155 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

89. anime_irl - 13604

r/anime_irl - u/Illustrious-Fox5135 - 185 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

90. Muhammed Ali Dodges 21 Punches in 10 seconds - 13603

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/VictoryHorror2923 - 242 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

91. What are your thoughts? - 13590

r/GenZ - u/ProjectNYXmov - 3556 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

92. Friends, always read the card before you give it to your wife. - 13492

r/funny - u/xxDanBearPigxx - 164 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

93. Wife's gift for Valentine was a steam card. - 13313

r/Steam - u/PalpitationSharp8186 - 347 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

94. Sheryl Crow says she has sold her Tesla and donated the proceeds to NPR - 13296

r/MildlyVandalised - u/RamamohanS - 1532 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

95. Portuguese cartoonist Zez Vaz. - 12757

r/PoliticalHumor - u/datenschwanz - 79 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

96. based on experience - 12494

r/memes - u/xd_anonymous_gamer - 90 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

97. A human next to the skull of a whale - 12348

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/guyoffthegrid - 98 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

98. Petaaah? - 12232

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/_whereUgoing_II - 353 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

99. TIL after doctors removed a mass from a 47-yr-old man's lung that they believed was a malignant tumor, they discovered it was a Playmobil toy traffic cone that he had swallowed on his 7th birthday in 1974. His airway was able to adapt, which is most likely why he didn't show symptoms until he was 40 - 12212

r/todayilearned - u/tyrion2024 - 116 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

100. The brutish are coming - 12177

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/MothersMiIk - 104 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

101. So much meth! - 12102

r/CuratedTumblr - u/Justthisdudeyaknow - 398 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

102. “I didn’t mean fire ME” - 11782

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/amedeesse - 1328 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

103. Living as a cat in Istanbul :) - 11769

r/Awww - u/ZookeepergameSure519 - 225 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

104. to convince "America First"-ers that America was not first - 11747

r/therewasanattempt - u/ExactlySorta - 392 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

105. Boos coming down for the American Anthem during pregame - 11697

r/hockey - u/GreenSnakes_ - 220 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

106. which budget they want to cut? - 11659

r/facepalm - u/emily-is-happy - 141 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

107. My wife always puts too much sugar in my coffee - 11603

r/Unexpected - u/just_minutes_ago - 70 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

108. An asteroid has a 2% chance of hitting Earth in 2032. - 11383

r/worldnews - u/Dizzy_Blackberry7874 - 2155 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

109. PROTECT THEM AT ALL COST! - 11372

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/DarkAngelValeria - 249 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

110. "And in case I don't see ya - 16/16/16!" 👋😁 - 11338

r/NoMansSkyTheGame - u/EdVintage - 241 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

111. teacher - 11269

r/comedyheaven - u/thesitekick - 242 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

112. He really doesn't understand much - 11144

r/MurderedByWords - u/snowpie92 - 159 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

113. Fed worker regretting their vote. - 11117

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/Lord-SpaghettiO - 962 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

114. ifItCanBeWrittenInJavascriptItWill - 11088

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/SoulWondering - 500 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

115. The irony. - 10969

r/pics - u/luvAsianToes - 196 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

116. [Victor Wembanyama] on the Luka Doncic trade : “What really strikes me is how the Mavs fans are hurting…Two weeks after, it’s still the craziest trade I’ve ever seen.” - 10690

r/nba - u/shreeharis - 625 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

117. Astronauts give their own account- not abandoned by Biden administration - 10678

r/worldnews - u/ScarletLetterXYZ - 309 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

118. Sheryl Crow sells Tesla and donates money to NPR, “which is under threat by President Musk” - 10453

r/Fauxmoi - u/Classic-Carpet7609 - 174 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

119. Mitch McConnell is very upset with the state of the republican party that he personally and deliberately crafted for 40 years - 10007

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/Threeseriesforthewin - 369 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

120. Montreal fans boo American anthem prior to Canada-USA 4 Nations Face-Off game - 9899

r/worldnews - u/AlwaysBlaze_ - 1189 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

121. Elon Musk has 13th child with alleged mistress Ashley St Clair - 9852

r/pics - u/Vesuz - 1746 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

122. Pea tuh! I don't get it - 9769

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/Soul_Over_Riches - 154 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

123. Zelenskyy: "Let's be honest now we can't rule out the possibility that America might say "no" to Europe on issues that threaten it. (...) We must build the armed forces of Europe so that Europe's future depends only on Europeans." - 9609

r/UkraineWarVideoReport - u/UNITED24Media - 498 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

124. Jumpscare - 9508

r/funny - u/Scurgo - 644 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

125. Betrayal [OC] - 8889

r/comics - u/Nwarh - 142 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

126. I wore my “Abort Greg Abbott” shirt to the grocery store this morning - 8616

r/WitchesVsPatriarchy - u/mauvewaterbottle - 195 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

127. Miyazaki never had any plans for Elden Ring 2 - 8502

r/Eldenring - u/AquaFNM - 89 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

128. Banning Medications Now - 8138

r/law - u/Ok-Representative266 - 895 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

129. Returned to office (2022) to discover the apple I left on my desk when they told us to go home because of pandemic. - 7985

r/mildlyinteresting - u/thekaz1969 - 150 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

130. This lad in Aldi’s got heavy confidence in that rose - 7919

r/ireland - u/Miles9900 - 112 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

131. Disco in the Alps-ass - 7754

r/CuratedTumblr - u/Golden_Frog0223 - 105 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

132. Nicee - 7524

r/Satisfyingasfuck - u/ZyriahTease - 330 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

133. What do you think of my incredible 125 year old Christmas cactus 🩷 - 7315

r/houseplants - u/thesusiechannel - 121 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

134. Aw look they’re frolicking in a field together - 7002

r/CyberStuck - u/Gem_89 - 1064 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

135. BOCCHI THE ROCK! Season 2 Announcement Visual - 6769

r/anime - u/zenzen_0 - 342 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

136. Yes, in Europe is free speech censored. - 6764

r/europe - u/kikalewak - 325 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

137. Sugar Glider living his best life - 6636

r/Eyebleach - u/just_minutes_ago - 59 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

138. I had thought about him too. - 6531

r/clevercomebacks - u/Martin_084 - 97 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

139. Amazon removing the ability to download your purchased books - 6020

r/books - u/EchoesInTheAbyss - 779 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

140. Revised UNITED-poster from earlier, added some countries I forgot and couple honorary additions. - 5723

r/europe - u/EEVERSTI - 465 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

141. Cursed dad - 5687

r/cursedcomments - u/CommunicationPrior94 - 42 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

142. TIL Thomas Jefferson once spent $1400 (in today's dollars) just to ship a stuffed moose to France to prove that America had large animals - 5419

r/todayilearned - u/JamesepicYT - 165 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

143. New York State Police find body of missing transgender man they say was tortured for more than a month by 5 people - 4681

r/news - u/Vidvix - 332 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

144. Bono went from working with Lewis to Handling a Teenager - 4514

r/formula1 - u/SuperPop9521 - 221 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

145. in Red Alert 3, the United States president is a spy who shares state secrets with enemies. - 4499

r/gaming - u/Moooses20 - 199 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

146. wisdom of the wise one's - 4442

r/shitposting - u/mclov69 - 25 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

147. Matrix Comic - 3629

r/funny - u/Kingneo775 - 29 Comments - Top position achieved: 23