top-of-reddit/2023/08/08-05-2023.md

1. Mothers are all same 😇 - 72442

r/MadeMeSmile - u/AyAan2022 - 605 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. Wallace loves driving his car - 61739

r/MadeMeSmile - u/sajidhaque10 - 543 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Amazing footage of Earth during a spacewalk on ISS - 47376

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/False_Gap_6619 - 2904 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. Neighbor built a pergola that hangs clear over into my yard space. - 45082

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/papi_pizza - 9030 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

5. This guy’s fucking lawn - 43304

r/lawncare - u/Ive_Banged_Ur_Mom - 3175 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. 🤣😂🤣😂☠️ - 43127

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/imnotlookingaturbutt - 1332 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. To deny being a Nazi - 42950

r/therewasanattempt - u/1337_anon_ - 2514 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

8. Cyclist went twice as fast in the final moments of the Race - 39355

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/also_ashu - 1003 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

9. Times change I guess - 35330

r/tumblr - u/Grimnir_Esjay - 512 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. Making fried rice - 35091

r/oddlysatisfying - u/ReturnOneWayTicket - 1029 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

11. It had to be updated... - 34087

r/FunnyandSad - u/JosieMabel - 1154 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

12. How is that obesity? - 32906

r/facepalm - u/ducks_r_rad - 6503 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

13. Accidental Tattoo - I cut my fingers when cleaning out a can that had some ash in it. When it healed, the ash stayed and created a tattoo on 2 of my fingers. - 32695

r/mildlyinteresting - u/PetulantWelp - 1121 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

14. meirl - 31171

r/meirl - u/iamcoollife1994 - 582 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

15. They did not see this coming - 29348

r/clevercomebacks - u/uniquelynavigate883 - 922 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

16. Battle Passes are the worst thing that has happened to gaming and I hate everyone who is promoting them. - 27449

r/gaming - u/Cosmic-Horror-Cat - 3870 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

17. Brother threw some of my pokemon cards in the toilet because i wouldn't let him play fortnite on my computer. RIP my double rare Arcanine - 27445

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/SuperiorXTuftsX - 2768 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

18. meirl - 27140

r/meirl - u/Jimbo072 - 2911 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

19. Meirl - 25967

r/meirl - u/OreoSnorty69 - 281 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

20. Hales Yeah has a loyal boyfriend - 25860

r/wholesomememes - u/AyAan2022 - 177 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

21. Anon is Mexican (heil spez) - 24794

r/shitposting - u/Front-Constant-3262 - 202 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

22. A victory! - 24344

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/CrunchM - 396 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

23. Crying at your wedding is gay now, fellas. - 23324

r/facepalm - u/Alazv - 3240 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

24. Dad sees a car in a restaurant parking lot that looks like his old one, which he had to sell to support the family. He gets emotional, sharing stories, and then the daughter surprises him by handing him the keys. - 23265

r/MadeMeSmile - u/KillerFernandes - 792 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

25. People get so weird about the Oscars. - 23048

r/clevercomebacks - u/leiloe - 1171 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

26. growing up - 22651

r/funny - u/Hussein_ali_2000 - 756 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

27. Sounds like trump is in the finding out phase - 22179

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Paneraiguy1 - 987 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

28. well, it's true isn't? - 22045

r/FunnyandSad - u/sultanhobbs - 149 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

29. Dad got his priorities - 21204

r/wholesomememes - u/Windows--Xp - 216 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

30. Larian has exposed a lot of shitty devs and execs - 21070

r/pcmasterrace - u/Rooonaldooo99 - 1240 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

31. Shaolin monk demonstration of iron finger - 21003

r/toptalent - u/ThatswhatXisaid - 898 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

32. No Sympathy [OC] - 20913

r/comics - u/holleringelk - 403 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

33. Made you look, didn't I? - 20551

r/technicallythetruth - u/RazR032 - 441 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

34. TIL a Polish charity placed a tracker on the back of a white stork to track the birds migratory habits. It travelled to Sudan before the charity lost contact. Somebody found the tracker, removed the sim card and put it in their own phone, where they then racked up $2700 worth of phone calls. - 19719

r/todayilearned - u/HOLUPREDICTIONS - 427 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

35. Oh no... - 18813

r/dankmemes - u/Open-Entertainer6031 - 297 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

36. Is there a single person in charge of this show who's not a complete asshole? - 18370

r/facepalm - u/TommyShelbyPFB - 2453 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

37. Due to a genetic anomaly (I was born with oddly big hands and feet), I'm now 5'4" with size 17 feet. I'm completely healthy but doctors have never seen anything like it before - 18054

r/BeAmazed - u/chuchutrain2 - 2833 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

38. Amazing footage of Earth during a spacewalk on ISS - 17974

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Vl4dimirPudim - 1247 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

39. WTF - 17639

r/NonPoliticalTwitter - u/Firezv - 302 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

40. I’m really proud of my progress in needle felting since 2019 and wanted to share - 17515

r/MadeMeSmile - u/growup_andblowaway - 278 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

41. Half time challenge - 17206

r/oddlysatisfying - u/Sapulinjing - 151 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

42. TIL turn signal neglect is twice as dangerous as distracted driving - 17054

r/todayilearned - u/TokensOfWorship - 1254 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

43. A Father and Son connection - 17041

r/wholesomememes - u/secretslut991 - 145 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

44. Clarence Thomas’s $267,230 R.V. and the Friend Who Financed It - 16892

r/politics - u/Sleaze_Guy - 817 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

45. How would you feel about this? - 16825

r/facepalm - u/Mint_Perspective - 2334 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

46. Twins prank their father - 16447

r/MadeMeSmile - u/SinjiOnO - 302 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

47. He wanted to cuddle his mum and wasn't going to let his baby sibling stop him. - 16439

r/MadeMeSmile - u/mindyour - 155 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

48. Former real life drill instructor R Lee Ermey improvised most of his lines on Full Metal Jacket (1987). He walked in without a script and off the top of his head sound off the most creative insults ever derived and gave an in depth acting performance. One of the greatest scenes in history. - 16271

r/OldSchoolCool - u/Xenophon__ - 755 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

49. 1% to 0% Shutdown - 15885

r/funny - u/emmamoosee - 176 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

50. Just that easy - 14339

r/SipsTea - u/nihonlights - 195 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

51. that was kinda deep... wait what? - 14316

r/technicallythetruth - u/FoI2dFocus - 132 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

52. awesome bf - 14274

r/wholesomememes - u/TraditionalArticle88 - 71 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

53. The face I get when I enter my friend's apartment and tell him hello. - 14253

r/aww - u/Gottfrequenz - 102 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

54. WCGW I am speeeed - 14218

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/SpiritulEstate - 605 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

55. TIL The actor who played Random Task in Austin Powers was sentenced to 7 years for torture (SA) and a further 27 years for murdering his cell mate whilst incarcerated - 14048

r/todayilearned - u/BoldManoeuvres - 752 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

56. How a seal sleeps - 13590

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/falcogri - 258 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

57. The sun on my door is so bright you can see it through the door. - 13426

r/mildlyinteresting - u/TLOU2bigsad - 783 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

58. Was thinking how surprised I was that my full tank of gas was lasting so long, until I ran out in middle of road. Apparently it’s stuck on full 🙄 - 13236

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/addieapple - 566 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

59. My married colleague asked me out.... So I went and took his wife - 13178

r/MaliciousCompliance - u/DenseElephant1856 - 668 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

60. Air-raid warning was announced all over Ukraine due to launch of missiles including cruise missiles from belarus - 12963

r/worldnews - u/sherry_waseer - 651 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

61. Corporate is about to learn an expensive lesson - 12665

r/antiwork - u/Amazing_Mode7321 - 296 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

62. A man doing pull ups in reverse. - 12589

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/IanAgate - 452 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

63. Got bit 3 times by a spider in one night while camping. Two of the bites were in the exact same place on each knee. - 12573

r/mildlyinteresting - u/mrboiboi1234 - 938 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

64. I Just Wanna Be Popular... - 12560

r/comics - u/Joba_Fett - 212 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

65. The Closest View we have of Jupiter (credit NASA) - 12102

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Unlikely_Scapegoat - 696 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

66. John Eastman Comes Clean: Hell Yes We Were Trying to Overthrow the Government - 11918

r/politics - u/jogr - 946 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

67. What I wore to my best friend of 14yrs wedding! What do y’all think? - 11625

r/OUTFITS - u/noorvanah - 999 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

68. Poor Donkey, this isn't going to end well - 11623

r/memes - u/QuintessentialIdiot - 126 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

69. Baldur's Gate 3 surpasses 700k concurrent players, reaches #8 on Steam Charts all-time peak players - 11595

r/gaming - u/Tadpole-Jackson - 1103 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

70. Who is the lady - 11583

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/Zoap_ - 356 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

71. Poor, predictable Banished Knight... Always teleports behind you. - 11500

r/Eldenring - u/rbmbox - 231 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

72. TIL two aviation incidents happened where superstitious, inexperienced passengers tried to throw coins into the plane's engines for good luck before the flight. - 11399

r/todayilearned - u/RollingNightSky - 478 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

73. Two Years of opening my Dream Project in Yemen - 11393

r/pcmasterrace - u/maho90 - 224 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

74. My art got stolen by 1000s of online shops so I sued them and bought an apartment with the money - 10944

r/pics - u/jojoesart - 426 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

75. You are cherished. - 10895

r/wholesomememes - u/Ameliyaae - 148 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

76. I… what? - 10749

r/facepalm - u/ExpertAccident - 1631 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

77. 🔥The White Grizzly - 10355

r/NatureIsFuckingLit - u/CommercialBox4175 - 229 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

78. Main character detected - 10332

r/funny - u/Tamisa_XD - 401 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

79. Trump just blinked… - 10307

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/davey_b - 919 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

80. Get ready, in a moment you are gonna feel some pressure...( Heil Spez) - 10252

r/shitposting - u/FatHorse_Sausage - 96 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

81. EMT arrested for stealing money from undercover investigator posing as patient - 10151

r/news - u/treetyoselfcarol - 714 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

82. TIL a Goldman Sachs report believes close to 300 million jobs will be lost to AI. It could replace a quarter of the workforce in US and Europe. - 9690

r/todayilearned - u/Signal_Professor6501 - 1354 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

83. My Great Grandma turned 110 yesterday. She's the 15th oldest living person in the UK. - 9529

r/pics - u/Eaterofjazzguitars - 369 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

84. Cop clings to hood of car of fleeing suspect - 9456

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Skelligean - 1540 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

85. Teens harass Asian family with children, then assault bystander recording incident - 9418

r/PublicFreakout - u/Reddituser0346 - 1383 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

86. Teenager selling bussy for 1g of reggie weed - 9335

r/BrandNewSentence - u/Yaaasbetch - 595 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

87. This is weird right? - 9278

r/Weird - u/VandesKaani69 - 1173 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

88. Russia's planting mines everywhere, even cruelly hiding explosives in everyday items like fridges, toys, and children's books, Ukrainian military engineers say - 9249

r/worldnews - u/Vmbdon - 625 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

89. Shrek got scammed - 9194

r/memes - u/Weed512 - 180 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

90. Well that’s unfortunate - 9066

r/HolUp - u/Numerous-Metal-9901 - 155 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

91. WTF(glory to spez) - 9029

r/shitposting - u/InterestingMail8766 - 259 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

92. A crowd of people rob a kiosk in New York - 9013

r/PublicFreakout - u/sakamoto__ - 197 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

93. Four year old girl dressed as Rey meets Star Wars characters. - 8956

r/MadeMeSmile - u/SonicAkshay_26 - 195 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

94. bro vented on him 💀 - 8944

r/HolUp - u/ExaminationFar4207 - 170 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

95. Jumping into a foam pit - 8763

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/uchman365 - 700 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

96. When someone doesn’t answer the phone, my mom calls them over and over again until they answer - 8673

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Fit-Ad-7477 - 711 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

97. Oh no! - 8660

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/davey_b - 850 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

98. MAGA selective outrage syndrome - 8628

r/conservativeterrorism - u/waxjammer - 637 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

99. Cursed Rizz - 8529

r/cursedcomments - u/supercrazestar - 194 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

100. None of us are free until we are all free - 8477

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/imjustheretodomyjob - 419 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

101. Demoted for someone else’s mistake and they said sorry - 8447

r/antiwork - u/Low_Reference_6316 - 353 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

102. Chad asterix & obelix - 8406

r/dankmemes - u/Dogr11 - 123 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

103. TrueOffMyChest: My boyfriend faked a proposal, so I broke up with him. - 8240

r/redditonwiki - u/Ultronomy - 976 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

104. Forests that are Uncanny Valley - 8180

r/tumblr - u/RinaQueen - 158 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

105. The world’s most impractical dress - 8167

r/HolUp - u/Apprehensive_Lab_544 - 388 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

106. Checkmate... - 8097

r/Angryupvote - u/Recent-Sorbet - 148 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

107. Worth a reposti - 7848

r/PrequelMemes - u/ProfessionalBelt246 - 128 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

108. Trump says Pence was not a very good person. You can’t make this stuff up 💀 - 7735

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Paneraiguy1 - 924 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

109. Anon loves kebab - 7210

r/wholesomegreentext - u/Ada_AZ - 83 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

110. Its so hard to find a good doctor… - 7074

r/WitchesVsPatriarchy - u/sailorjupiter28titan - 84 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

111. Smoking weed all day everyday has become way too normalized. - 6949

r/unpopularopinion - u/Aggravating-Rice-130 - 2806 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

112. TIL Six years after surviving a shark attack and following repeated appeals to South Australian authorities, Chris Blowes finally won a special exemption that gave him the legal right to possession of the tooth of the great white shark that took his leg. (Full story in comments) - 6901

r/todayilearned - u/sharkfilespodcast - 174 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

113. One doesn’t even cost $250,000 - 6897

r/Animemes - u/VampireSylphy - 153 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

114. God tier mood uplifter - 6881

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/shnougz - 182 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

115. InPaint Skills - 6843

r/PrequelMemes - u/Son0fSun - 147 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

116. JWST caught a question mark looking galaxy. This can be because of some gravitational lensing or even due to galaxy collisions. - 6827

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/bawla-hedgehog - 545 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

117. “Feminism encourages women to become lesbians” - 6435

r/facepalm - u/shixiaohu172 - 1163 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

118. Maybe Maybe Maybe - 6387

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/ALTymPete - 422 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

119. Japanese brewers include braille on their beer cans to prevent blind people from mistaking alcohol for soft drinks - 6074

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/habeshasamurai - 171 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

120. [Highlight] Benches clear in Cleveland as Tim Anderson and José Ramírez get into a fight after a slide into second base - 6032

r/baseball - u/MUFColin - 1932 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

121. why women live longer... - 5990

r/HolUp - u/TotherCanvas249 - 237 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

122. Jerk who throws a drink gets a swift rebuttal - 5926

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/JustLayers - 170 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

123. The Comic - Joining in the Trend here lol (3 pages) - 5915

r/comics - u/GrumpyMashy - 88 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

124. A very specific insult - 5907

r/rareinsults - u/MelindaJohnston2 - 55 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

125. to look like a millionaire at 15... - 5764

r/therewasanattempt - u/khychx - 313 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

126. Teenager prostitutes himself for $15 worth of weed - 5446

r/awfuleverything - u/theunrealmiehet - 565 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

127. Ocean says "Fuck You" to daily commuters - 5418

r/WTF - u/Jax_Wyvern - 258 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

128. shitHappens - 5317

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/yksugi - 42 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

129. My boyfriend faked a proposal, so I broke up with him. UPDATE - 4727

r/TrueOffMyChest - u/snoodaz45 - 679 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

130. What in the actual hell. - 4725

r/facepalm - u/PurpleMethods - 1045 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

131. Current weather has perfectly divided Europe - 4415

r/europe - u/BlackViperMWG - 468 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

132. Took my dentist 12 months to figure out why my mouth was hurting. - 4192

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/vacuumeverything - 502 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

133. SBU blew up one of the most powerful oil boats of the Russian Federation "SIG", which transported fuel for the Russian troops - 4184

r/ukraine - u/TotalSpaceNut - 268 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

134. Getting cooked after a 9-5 🔥 - 4092

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/bigticket6 - 132 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

135. Woman Prank Calls Police on Her Boyfriend Then Gets Arrested - 3826

r/PublicFreakout - u/CaramelExpensive7393 - 649 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

136. It took my dentist 3 diagnoses and 12 months to figure out why my mouth was hurting - 3734

r/Wellthatsucks - u/vacuumeverything - 381 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

137. Just bumped into Gromit - 3441

r/CasualUK - u/A_Moist_Cactus - 42 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

138. Idk man wtf - 2921

r/whenthe - u/Valentin_o_Dwight - 290 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

139. ich_iel - 2141

r/ich_iel - u/Sm4rtin_ - 91 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

140. WCGW Let me help you with that insurance scam - 2018

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/GracefullyMani - 167 Comments - Top position achieved: 20