top-of-reddit/2024/03/03-28-2024.md

1. Favoritism - 53079

r/harrypotter - u/MyHeadIsFullOfFuck - 1256 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. FedEx delivery driver acting weird when delivering a package - 46274

r/Unexpected - u/Met76 - 779 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. meirl - 40473

r/meirl - u/iamcoollife1994 - 1301 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. A love that lasts a long time. - 36968

r/MadeMeSmile - u/ash_jisasa - 512 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

5. TIL in 2013, Saturday Night Live cast member Kenan Thompson refused to play any more black women on the show and demanded SNL hire black women instead. - 35158

r/todayilearned - u/Kale_Brecht - 1258 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. My partner and I bought each other the same anniversary card. - 33958

r/mildlyinteresting - u/itcamefrombeneath - 403 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

7. TIL about Murphy, a disabled Bald Eagle who became famous after he attempted to hatch a rock. In 2023 the keepers of his sanctuary replaced his rock with an orphaned eaglet, allowing Murphy to finally become a real parent - 32177

r/todayilearned - u/CRtwenty - 453 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

8. I'd actually say it is appropirate enough - 31589

r/facepalm - u/pauloglvz - 1398 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

9. Holy - 30729

r/comics - u/Pizzacakecomic - 604 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. EXTREMELY UNUSUAL Fish spotted on the ocean floor (watch till the end) - 29582

r/BeAmazed - u/Existing-Mark-2191 - 1345 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

11. This is Tom and he’s 7 years old. One day he told his schoolmates that his uncle was Superman. The other kids made fun of him and no one believed him. Then his mother made a call, and she asked her brother-in-law to take him to school one day. And Henry Cavill, of course, was delighted to do so. - 29534

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Time_Material_9385 - 629 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. This is how a necessary parasiticide bath for sheep to remove parasites is done - 27779

r/interestingasfuck - u/not_a_profession - 4340 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

13. aggressive love - 27621

r/wholesomememes - u/Different_Plate6441 - 150 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

14. meirl - 25179

r/meirl - u/straight-cunt - 1171 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

15. Today I learned how railway tunnels are cleaned. - 25078

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/North_2006 - 728 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

16. Choose one - 24840

r/meme - u/ElenaTrencher6969 - 771 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

17. A concrete wall falls because of a box leaning against it - 24741

r/WatchPeopleDieInside - u/SchwarzFuchss - 1617 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

18. Jake Shields is a stupid coward - 23876

r/clevercomebacks - u/Darth_Vrandon - 557 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

19. I've been feeding this stray cat for a year, I always sit outside and watch her back while she eats.. Today she randomly jumped in my lap and hugged me like this for about 30 minutes. - 23700

r/cats - u/BottomPieceOfBread - 832 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

20. US Special Forces delivering a W54 Nuclear Warhead via jump - 23605

r/pics - u/Met76 - 1358 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

21. My family friends Cow fell through their egress window into the basement. - 23519

r/funny - u/Dylan_Landro - 618 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

22. A Judge Finally Found Fraudulent Votes. They’re All From a Republican. - 23503

r/politics - u/FloridaGirlNikki - 573 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

23. Lot owner stunned to find $500K home accidentally built on her lot. Now she’s being sued - 23471

r/nottheonion - u/Forward-Answer-4407 - 2040 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

24. meirl - 22823

r/meirl - u/iamcoollife1994 - 695 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

25. News broke today that conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married! - 22042

r/BeAmazed - u/Cultural-Gear-1323 - 6320 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

26. Have no ideas why - 21757

r/facepalm - u/RafinhaS2 - 2458 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

27. La Gioconda del Prado: a better preserved exact copy of the Mona Lisa, made by one of da Vinci's students. Discovered in 2012 underneath an overpainting. It shows details that are not visible in the Mona Lisa anymore. - 20963

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Civil-Sand-1633 - 389 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

28. There was an absolute legend in the crowd at the LA sevens - 20675

r/funny - u/livesportonline - 783 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

29. Honestly, name another one - 20280

r/pcmasterrace - u/KCGD_r - 4091 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

30. “Explosive” Ticketmaster Report alleging monopoly abuses unearthed, passed to DOJ, Senate subcommittee - 19460

r/Music - u/Burnsiah - 856 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

31. In Amsterdam you can get apartments with secured, parking for your boat. - 18336

r/pics - u/Piratical - 444 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

32. Georgia Republican official and outspoken election denier caught voting illegally 9 times - 18333

r/nottheonion - u/MORaHo04 - 557 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

33. Found this 100$ bill on the floor at work. Im guessing the melting Ben Franklin means its fake - 18239

r/Money - u/Jack-Loves-Minecraft - 2753 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

34. meirl - 18160

r/meirl - u/shenweihui - 580 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

35. Former U.S. President Ronald Reagan, former USSR President Mikhail Gorbachev, and their wives - 17865

r/pics - u/jonnyelse - 1067 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

36. The moment an ice dam breaks and causes a torrential water flow. - 17600

r/BeAmazed - u/youngster_96 - 946 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

37. 🤔🤔 - 17426

r/SipsTea - u/shittymasterr - 609 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

38. Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott speaking the truth. - 17143

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Adelu1219 - 998 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

39. Lone Cloud Over Taipei. - 17026

r/BeAmazed - u/Monsur_Ausuhnom - 393 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

40. Taliban edict to resume stoning women to death met with horror - 16691

r/worldnews - u/Cryptic_Honeybadger - 1993 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

41. Sam Bankman-Fried sentenced to 25 years in prison - 15977

r/news - u/homefree122 - 1695 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

42. Lol - 15902

r/Funnymemes - u/WithThisPenIBeWed - 162 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

43. Everytime when Anakin needed to get a new lightsaber - 15543

r/PrequelMemes - u/K-jun1117 - 196 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

44. Cursed way - 14879

r/cursedcomments - u/I_am_not_only_one - 302 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

45. T-Pain has the worst luck in choosing the artists to collab with - 14251

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/JonOfNoTrades - 339 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

46. Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs law squashing squatters' rights - 14001

r/news - u/flanderguitar - 2885 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

47. A Happy Ending - 13871

r/wholesomememes - u/Heavy_Big3823 - 73 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

48. The main living space of a 51 yr old man. - 13863

r/malelivingspace - u/lasers8oclockdayone - 2599 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

49. golden retrievesr are professionals at swimming - 13207

r/Awww - u/BellaEasy - 309 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

50. I relate to grim reaper! - 13171

r/wholesomememes - u/mylest126 - 223 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

51. Irony at its best - 13122

r/MurderedByWords - u/vayuras - 374 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

52. The Wrong Use Of Semantic. - 12894

r/clevercomebacks - u/Glass-Fan111 - 86 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

53. I hate this with a burning passion - 12798

r/memes - u/Visible-Quiet-9395 - 263 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

54. Like, why? - 12467

r/memes - u/VerySadGrizzlyBear - 2786 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

55. meirl - 12149

r/meirl - u/StrikngRide - 249 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

56. Georgia judge rules that Republican Brian K. Pritchard voted illegally - 11979

r/politics - u/dheber - 407 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

57. Trans Madlads - 11913

r/madlads - u/JustWantToSignUp - 1224 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

58. New toys! - 11701

r/Helldivers - u/Ghostile - 1133 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

59. Parking garage space blocked off because of MRI machine above - 11659

r/mildlyinteresting - u/celeste_ai - 431 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

60. Family in 1892 posing with an old sequoia tree nicknamed "Mark Twain" - A team of two men spent 13 days sawing away at it in the Pacific Northwest - It once stood 331 feet tall with a diameter of 52 feet - The tree was 1,341 years old - 11644

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/NickyPileggi - 1256 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

61. GOP official who claimed 2020 election was stolen voted illegally 9 times, judge rules - 11557

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/turbokinetic - 273 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

62. To make a crayon racist - 11534

r/therewasanattempt - u/KillTheWise1 - 311 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

63. refuses to elaborate - 11508

r/memes - u/so-unobvious - 945 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

64. You'll always have a friend by your side - 11431

r/wholesomememes - u/Hot-Force-492 - 65 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

65. Gayest way to be a Straight couple - 11401

r/BrandNewSentence - u/MonkWithABonk - 765 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

66. These Facebook accounts that have "made" obviously Ai generated photos "with their own hands" - 11354

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/LeatherSlight3242 - 949 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

67. Reddit shares plunge almost 25% in two days, finish the week below first day close - 11297

r/technology - u/ICumCoffee - 1203 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

68. Vandalon IV has been LIBERATED! Onward to Troost! - 11286

r/Helldivers - u/NFTeas3 - 479 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

69. Satisfying sandcastle - 11270

r/Satisfyingasfuck - u/Rbailey7499 - 281 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

70. cursed people - 11074

r/cursedcomments - u/alliejernigan - 50 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

71. When hospitality goes too far - 10905

r/Unexpected - u/LeastConfidence2388 - 148 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

72. Trump Bibles make a mockery of Christianity — and that's exactly why MAGA will eat them up - 10853

r/politics - u/zsreport - 937 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

73. Douche bag parking - 10677

r/pics - u/brawltard - 736 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

74. At first I was confused, then I started to feel sorry for that lady, lmao. - 10667

r/HolUp - u/Tararator18 - 307 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

75. whatNow - 10523

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/Global-Stuff720 - 127 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

76. cursed idea, ending up burned - 10220

r/cursedcomments - u/trdelnik_s_cokoladou - 55 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

77. Good weather is coming - 10104

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/Significant-Crew-768 - 102 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

78. Not a bad answer to that kinda question - 9933

r/suicidebywords - u/Helen_Paige - 106 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

79. Pharmacy meltdown - 9868

r/BoomersBeingFools - u/Axxillary - 2275 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

80. just moved into my new place 🌿👁️ - 9776

r/CozyPlaces - u/j0shuakleach - 303 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

81. On the run - 9722

r/facepalm - u/-jeddy - 1289 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

82. The Matrix Morpheus bust with Keanu Reeves in the lens as shown in the movie, made by Richter Steven.(Insta in comments) - 9685

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Im_Unpopular_AF - 198 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

83. This tag my wife put inside the shorts she made me - 9601

r/crochet - u/PanXP - 99 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

84. The Death of Third Places - 9552

r/tumblr - u/Saylor_Man - 637 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

85. Millimeter defeater - 9549

r/suicidebywords - u/Virginia_Puente - 74 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

86. Joey Swolls Destroys Another OF Girl Filming In The Gym - 9446

r/ImTheMainCharacter - u/Downtown-Text-9368 - 812 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

87. Putin says Russia will not attack NATO, but F-16s will be shot down in Ukraine - 9442

r/worldnews - u/ThisIsExxciting - 1243 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

88. JFC the fundamentalist beard, the US flag with the punisher logo, and a Double Tap sticker …this cop is psycho I guarantee it. - 9238

r/TikTokCringe - u/flaskman - 1562 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

89. It's true tho - 8974

r/memes - u/Cathode_Ray_Terror - 166 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

90. to steal a phone - 8948

r/therewasanattempt - u/CantStopPoppin - 438 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

91. ...and it is a required textbook apparently - 8838

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/kattardoge - 938 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

92. Sam Bankman-Fried sentenced to 25 years in prison for orchestrating FTX fraud - 8765

r/technology - u/MarvelsGrantMan136 - 911 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

93. One of the Biggest Downgrades in UK History - 8764

r/GreatBritishMemes - u/TeknowViking - 223 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

94. Oil Stop closed due to fuel spill. Ruth has got it covered though. - 8561

r/facepalm - u/baconmotel - 403 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

95. TIL in 1975, the founder of Playboy, Hugh Hefner, lent his private plane the "Big Bunny" to operation baby lift to help transport 41 orphaned Vietnamese children to New York. - 8527

r/todayilearned - u/Kay-v-Hamilton - 260 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

96. McDonald’s once invented bubblegum-flavored broccoli to encourage kids to eat healthier,but it never made it on to the menus because the child testers were confused by the taste. - 8515

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/MeeranQureshi - 284 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

97. Bile Titan on Laptop. Wasn't sure which camera angle to choose - 8462

r/Helldivers - u/MingleLinx - 306 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

98. Gaslight, gatekeep, drown your husband - 8437

r/CuratedTumblr - u/DreadDiana - 248 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

99. Angry Xbox player apologizes to me 5 years later [OC] - 8430

r/MadeMeSmile - u/AdeptnessFlimsy - 207 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

100. JUMP! - 8289

r/MadeMeSmile - u/__akshittt - 97 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

101. This photo of Elle Fanning at Dakota’s 29th birthday party is burned into my brain - 8251

r/popculturechat - u/stars_doulikedem - 437 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

102. We have enough Millennials and Gen Z to outnumber our elders. We just need to show up or mail in. Only 30% of eligible Gen Z showed up last Election. PLEASE VOTE!! - 8149

r/antiwork - u/Conscious-Mess-5603 - 1244 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

103. Ladies & Gentlemen.... a Cat. - 8122

r/aww - u/Zestyclose_Year9281 - 169 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

104. May he rest in peace - 8106

r/facepalm - u/thethreateninggeek - 694 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

105. Life under a military occupation - 7671

r/interestingasfuck - u/Particular_Log_3594 - 1619 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

106. man falls while visiting the grand canyon after hopping the barriers in hopes to “get a better view” - 7655

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/Severe_Benefit_1133 - 1039 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

107. Mike Trout crushes a 402 foot Home Run for the first Home Run in America in 2024 - 7572

r/baseball - u/AlexanderWun - 595 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

108. Conjoined twin Abby Hensel is now married - 7444

r/news - u/latchkey_adult - 1588 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

109. Wawawaaaa - 7398

r/Awww - u/pluzm1nuz - 119 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

110. This speaks for itself: - 7118

r/facepalm - u/Lord_Answer_me_Why - 191 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

111. Google it - 6974

r/ShitPostCrusaders - u/RoboArmadillo - 75 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

112. Ice cream vendor arrested for 'masturbating', adds semen to ice cream - 6937

r/nottheonion - u/jnuite - 528 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

113. Motivation - 6835

r/comics - u/ceSar_art - 77 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

114. Biden administration restores threatened species protections dropped by Trump - 6699

r/UpliftingNews - u/theluckyfrog - 198 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

115. Friend Achieves British Citizenship - 6663

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/Notserious-Muzakir - 118 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

116. May he rest in peace 🕊️🙏 - 6632

r/HolUp - u/fragile_reddit_users - 297 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

117. Family member doesn’t want Asian food at Easter lunch. - 6604

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/samg461a - 1852 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

118. This cat is my spirit animal! - 6596

r/OneOrangeBraincell - u/pocketgamergirlxo - 69 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

119. Mad lad - 6589

r/madlads - u/LumpiTheKinght - 45 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

120. Road Rage in Canada. - 6430

r/PublicFreakout - u/painthokage - 597 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

121. A garden sprinkler that launches - 6374

r/interestingasfuck - u/Sort-Difficult - 247 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

122. Petah am I stupid? Why is the internet dead? - 6182

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/Throw_away1538 - 339 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

123. A Band of The Hawk mercenary: - 6164

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/BPTeehee - 116 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

124. I got humped to death... - 6021

r/Eldenring - u/EpicDragonz4 - 189 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

125. She finished her. - 5966

r/suicidebywords - u/Views009 - 182 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

126. Guns are the problem! - 5938

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Bihema - 266 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

127. Christopher Nolan and his wife Emma Thomas are to receive Knighthood and Damehood for their services to film. - 5924

r/movies - u/DONomic - 362 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

128. Absolute chad!! - 5917

r/Chadtopia - u/CharityJovial6456 - 76 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

129. A very efficient food runner - 5819

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/starstufft - 1111 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

130. Literally my hero - 5803

r/BrandNewSentence - u/DontDrinkAcetone - 117 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

131. maybe maybe maybe - 5539

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/SweetyAlfa - 444 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

132. I found this all black kitty in a box all alone. What should I i name her? - 5496

r/cats - u/NoFail9738 - 737 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

133. Russia’s “Black Dolphin” Prison - 5099

r/interestingasfuck - u/CleetisMcgee - 846 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

134. Baby gator in a moment of bliss - 5054

r/Eyebleach - u/No_Emu_1332 - 81 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

135. Damn - 4892

r/SipsTea - u/Comfortable_Light768 - 142 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

136. Are they for real ? - 4847

r/antiwork - u/Altaryan - 410 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

137. meirl - 4722

r/meirl - u/ypcool - 47 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

138. [The Roommates Show] Isaiah Hartenstein on players finding out he’s black - 4678

r/nba - u/ReturnOfAKidNamedTae - 786 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

139. Steam being Steam in their Store pages - 4667

r/pcmasterrace - u/Shiny_Fungus - 128 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

140. He's got that ancient greek philosopher vibe. - 4501

r/rareinsults - u/theKingLebron1 - 98 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

141. Petah help I don’t understand - 4385

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/ONSJA - 396 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

142. Ain't this the truth - 4366

r/wholesomememes - u/rbartow - 19 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

143. Crystal Mason: Texas woman sentenced to five years over voting error acquitted - 4335

r/news - u/DeathClawdVanDamn - 119 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

144. Pure carnage. The best kind of order. - 4268

r/Helldivers - u/N-Haezer - 177 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

145. My dad loves fishing, birthdays not so much. - 4168

r/funny - u/bryanBr - 61 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

146. Burger I paid 2:65 for at my school - 4089

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/InterviewOk1883 - 591 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

147. I wasn't ready for that switch up🤣🤣🤣 - 4082

r/SipsTea - u/CaioLopesBengivenga - 122 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

148. 🗿 - 4074

r/shitposting - u/viscarte-v - 90 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

149. Guy's Friend Achieves British Citizenship - 3971

r/JustGuysBeingDudes - u/Fuzzy-Fox-215 - 30 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

150. maybe maybe maybe - 3758

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/Altruistic-Gazelle49 - 250 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

151. Update: Salmon has passed away :( - 3606

r/cats - u/Ox1A4hex - 271 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

152. AI improving memes - 3517

r/memes - u/Bruh_____Momentum - 136 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

153. "Uno" - 3514

r/starwarsmemes - u/Honeybee542 - 22 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

154. Trump’s claim was bogus, surprise suprise - 3322

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Adelu1219 - 130 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

155. Dream - 3104

r/dankmemes - u/Middle-Ad-1930 - 24 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

156. [Highlight] DeJounte Murray hits the ice cold clutch shot to put Atlanta over the top with 0.1 remaining in OT - 3068

r/nba - u/fbreaker - 421 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

157. TIL, that in 1969 the Internet's first message was sent from UCLA to Stanford Research. It was intended to be "LOGIN" , due to a system crash, only "LO" was received at the other end. - 2884

r/todayilearned - u/throwbacktext11 - 90 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

158. Grumpy Billionaire Gripes About Helping Kids - 2813

r/clevercomebacks - u/Present-Party4402 - 37 Comments - Top position achieved: 24