top-of-reddit/2023/05/05-09-2023.md

1. Different kind of claw machine - 87005

r/Unexpected - u/Gymnospermic - 468 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. Dog thought he was home alone - 85395

r/MadeMeSmile - u/nikamats - 531 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Jury finds Donald Trump sexually abused E. Jean Carroll in civil case - 69161

r/politics - u/Picture-unrelated - 4224 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. 1950 VS 2020 - 62208

r/antiwork - u/CuteAngryGirl - 1487 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. Jury says Trump is liable in sexual abuse and defamation lawsuit by E. Jean Carroll - 58629

r/news - u/TSurface - 3986 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. little jockey :3 - 53318

r/aww - u/PewPewAnimeGirl - 427 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. Serbia snatchin freedumbs - 52661

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Probablyskippinwork - 1962 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

8. Road letters being painted in the UK - 50161

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/ElaBosak - 1405 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

9. This tortoises strange reaction to the darker coloured material - 49066

r/interestingasfuck - u/rav3ncl4ws - 2457 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. Kid had to sink 4 baskets from different rangers to win 10K - 48247

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/AristonD - 845 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

11. Putin mocked after single tank turns up for Russian Victory Day parade - 47204

r/worldnews - u/WRW_And_GB - 2151 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

12. Peeling back the layers of Elon Musk's stinking alt-right onion - 47001

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/TrumpterOFyvie - 940 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

13. Exclusive: Rep. George Santos charged by Justice Department in federal probe | CNN Politics - 46351

r/news - u/envision83 - 1517 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

14. me_irl - 45938

r/me_irl - u/Mayaanz - 250 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

15. Just one 1940s tank, and no aircraft, were present at Russia's much-reduced Victory Parade this year - 44221

r/pics - u/Papppi-56 - 1548 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

16. Extremely based - 44156

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Paneraiguy1 - 2964 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

17. Panda accidentally gave me their daily stats with my receipt - 43025

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Disastrous-Initial51 - 2214 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

18. They Always Know - 41772

r/comics - u/afterdeathcomics - 199 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

19. Dad gets his son gift, son returns the favor. - 38367

r/MadeMeSmile - u/NippleSqueezer421- - 1028 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

20. Swing and a miss - 36035

r/MurderedByWords - u/beerbellybegone - 964 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

21. On Parole - 35902

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid - u/DaWalt1976 - 443 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

22. TIL Humans will naturally begin to walk in circles when they can't tell what direction is straight, and there is no agreed on explanation for this - 35403

r/todayilearned - u/CatPotatey - 1783 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

23. My future wife meeting Mr. T when she worked at a comic book store- mid 90's. - 34625

r/OldSchoolCool - u/Almost_a_circle359 - 1098 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

24. meirl - 33876

r/meirl - u/francescaleach - 1739 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

25. I think he really likes nachos - 33138

r/shitposting - u/Pretty_Sir1325 - 1127 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

26. These two idiots are a reminder to check that your seals and tabs are in tact when buying certain items. - 32857

r/facepalm - u/mindyour - 5282 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

27. Disney updates lawsuit against DeSantis to add new events - 32715

r/news - u/drkgodess - 1814 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

28. YES! - 32605

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/dobbyisafreepup - 784 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

29. To be robbed - 32299

r/therewasanattempt - u/davbigenz1 - 1061 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

30. don't be fooled by Akihabara and maid cafés - 32271

r/memes - u/TalkOk3370 - 1257 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

31. The power of Reddit - 32112

r/TikTokCringe - u/PerpetuallyChaotic - 1452 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

32. Shakespeare Didn’t Need Prounouns - 31388

r/clevercomebacks - u/UncleFrosky - 739 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

33. TIL that human babies release hexadecanal, from their heads, which lowers aggression in males but increases aggression in females. This lowers male driven infanticide while making females/mothers more protective of their offspring. - 31164

r/todayilearned - u/6kelvin - 1364 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

34. Road letters being painted in the UK - 30052

r/oddlysatisfying - u/ElaBosak - 719 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

35. Seems hella fun tho ngl - 29880

r/dankmemes - u/Jelmej2000 - 324 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

36. Column: With each horrific shooting, Texas’ governor looks more inept - 29859

r/politics - u/claire0 - 1293 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

37. Pearl harvesting - 29126

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Chocolatesandwine - 1152 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

38. Country Singer James McMurtry in a dress in Florida protesting anti-drag legislation - 28403

r/pics - u/Godloseslaw - 823 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

39. Kindness is priceless - 28301

r/wholesomememes - u/StudyElectronic2306 - 372 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

40. Maple syrup journey - 28209

r/Unexpected - u/nikamats - 901 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

41. Meirl - 26186

r/meirl - u/Enraged__ - 237 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

42. French parliament designates Wagner a ‘terrorist group’ - 25804

r/worldnews - u/TrueRignak - 509 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

43. In 1980 the FBI formed a fake company and attempted to bribe members of congress. Nearly 25% of those tested accepted the bribe, and were convicted - 25354

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/RealisticReservety - 1141 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

44. There are 3,457 active Starlink satellites at this moment. - 25250

r/interestingasfuck - u/BandicootBright4358 - 3474 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

45. We need a better economy - 25056

r/facepalm - u/Comfortablejack - 703 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

46. AI cameras are being set up on highways to catch drivers who throw trash out of their car windows - 24988

r/technology - u/thebelsnickle1991 - 1889 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

47. How many things can this guy be not writing at the same time? - 24799

r/rareinsults - u/ComprehensiveRun4289 - 457 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

48. I use toothpicks, but great little trick if you have bent radiator fins - 24627

r/pcmasterrace - u/Haunting_Abalone_398 - 549 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

49. Mr. Willis, A Sickly Senior Cat, Gets Adopted and Is Transformed - 24593

r/cats - u/RunKind4141 - 486 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

50. Micropenis - 24563

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/nikamats - 497 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

51. Clip from my grandparent’s 8mm home movie ( late 50s) - 23660

r/OldSchoolCool - u/Brae-Brae_Speaks - 1056 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

52. “Anti-grooming” Texas Republican resigns after plying teen with alcohol & allegedly raping her. The married "anti-grooming" crusader allegedly gave the teen so many rum and cokes that a state committee found she couldn't consent. - 23583

r/politics - u/southpawFA - 948 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

53. It’s never rude to ask for sources. - 23562

r/memes - u/North_Recognition299 - 976 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

54. TIL that Hot Cheetos and Takis burned up the snack world in 2012, with schools in several states banning the foods as unhealthy and disruptive while confiscating them on site. That sparked a black market at some schools, with Takis becoming an underground currency. - 23436

r/todayilearned - u/AndyJack86 - 1120 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

55. "Stop calling everyone you disagree with a Nazi" said the Nazis - 23241

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Tara_is_a_Potato - 399 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

56. Hey, y'all missed my stop - 22715

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/imjustheretodomyjob - 343 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

57. A+ for effort - 22549

r/wholesomememes - u/stagilyToggle96 - 123 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

58. My grocery store sells crocodile feet - 22502

r/mildlyinteresting - u/TuxedoFloorca - 1247 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

59. Dad mixes metal for daughter - 22466

r/MadeMeSmile - u/davidwallacecto - 476 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

60. Rev It! Rev It! - 21855

r/TikTokCringe - u/khdutton - 466 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

61. The way she looks at him - 21818

r/HumansBeingBros - u/jemahAeo - 200 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

62. Absolutely Innovative - 21620

r/facepalm - u/FunTurnover4976 - 495 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

63. Happy tail syndrome - 21490

r/wholesomememes - u/King_Pee - 159 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

64. I have no idea what this cat is doing - 21433

r/cats - u/TheBipolarExpresss - 852 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

65. This is so embarrassing to watch.../- - 20723

r/facepalm - u/ApprehensiveTeas - 796 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

66. Elon & Cybertruck got stuck in south texas had to be saved by a diesel truck in Robstown - 20205

r/pics - u/dodgelonghorn - 1390 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

67. When you don’t do the research beforehand - 20072

r/facepalm - u/OnePath7813 - 339 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

68. Ducklings running to the water - 19661

r/interestingasfuck - u/sethuramaiyer - 819 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

69. Seriously. How Many? - 19340

r/WorkReform - u/MoveOn - 266 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

70. Mace saves a girl from potentially getting her skull caved in - 19199

r/PublicFreakout - u/SaIty_Lemon - 1925 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

71. The Birds and the Bees - 19166

r/tumblr - u/thegirlwithtwoeyes - 205 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

72. What Spanish sounds like to non-Spanish speakers (apparently). - 18892

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/Honeynose - 849 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

73. Egypt To Make Its Own Documentary On Queen Cleopatra In Response To Netflix's Historical Revisionism - 18570

r/entertainment - u/lurker_bee - 1176 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

74. Whelp, it was nice while it lasted. - 18384

r/antiwork - u/Kantro18 - 614 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

75. I want freedom from the religion of Christian Nationalists in the US - 18289

r/WitchesVsPatriarchy - u/0YaKnow - 229 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

76. Construction In Red State Florida Grinds to a Halt After State Legislature Passes Anti-Immigrant Bill Requiring the Implementation of E-Verify - 17829

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/Humble_Novice - 1137 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

77. [Image] - 17621

r/GetMotivated - u/ChungusMcFunkopop - 237 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

78. Prego. - 17569

r/trippinthroughtime - u/insolent_swine - 337 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

79. I don’t knows how they know without seeing it - 17121

r/dankmemes - u/Ajawad87 - 97 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

80. Top 10 scary Mario theorys we can no longer ignore - 16958

r/shitposting - u/Medical_Vegetable277 - 184 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

81. Motherhood over 9000 - 16733

r/facepalm - u/CompleteGuarantee31 - 1469 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

82. Society - 16547

r/FunnyandSad - u/FreeGain5803 - 565 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

83. Do you have a lighter? - 16301

r/Unexpected - u/kurdish_rhapsody - 231 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

84. Burned him with literal sense - 16284

r/technicallythetruth - u/opaquelyWorry989 - 192 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

85. To throw a russian victory day parade, tanks displayed 2020 vs 2023. - 16077

r/therewasanattempt - u/ApexRedditor_ - 745 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

86. Receptionist - 16040

r/Catswithjobs - u/princesskeestrr - 54 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

87. TIL that the lawyer Nick Freeman specializes in having celebrities acquitted of speeding, drunk driving and other moving violations on technicalities, earning the nickname "Mr Loophole", which he embraced and trademarked. - 15820

r/todayilearned - u/ShabtaiBenOron - 560 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

88. Double Standards - 15727

r/marvelmemes - u/Secret-Hashira-578 - 664 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

89. He made himself into a brewery - 15703

r/BrandNewSentence - u/Fortune_Platypus - 374 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

90. To act tough... - 15478

r/therewasanattempt - u/Classic_Oven12 - 982 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

91. Putin’s May Day parade didn’t have any modern tanks, infantry fighting vehicles or aviation. There was one T-34 tank that was built in the 1940’s. No Iskanders or Armata tanks. It was one of the smallest May Day parades in Russian history. - 15439

r/facepalm - u/Souled_Out - 1125 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

92. See? Reading IS fundamental - 15436

r/wholesomememes - u/BullTerrierMomm - 163 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

93. How to trick a witch - 15385

r/shitposting - u/prettyb0yMedic - 128 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

94. Caviar process - 15359

r/interestingasfuck - u/Shinji415 - 1409 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

95. Must've made this kid's entire year! - 14842

r/wholesome - u/RhianTyler - 254 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

96. Today, French MPs voted unanimously to add Wagner to the European Union's list of terrorist organisations. - 14832

r/europe - u/MonsieurScie - 348 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

97. Utah's state education board narrowly voted to keep climate change as a part of its science curriculum - 14801

r/nottheonion - u/JAlbert653 - 334 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

98. Long card domino - 14785

r/oddlysatisfying - u/Siil_Udus - 229 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

99. I think he's getting carried away - 14738

r/HolUp - u/AwaitingCombat - 91 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

100. Maybe Maybe Maybe - 14356

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/NupeRanger - 998 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

101. Hippo trying to escape from his confinement confronted by a security guard. - 14185

r/interestingasfuck - u/Last_Ad_1990 - 995 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

102. Puppy born with an extra tail on his forehead - 14049

r/interestingasfuck - u/3rd--world--elite - 736 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

103. The Rule of Three. - 14046

r/PrequelMemes - u/Solid_Snark - 78 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

104. Across the Stars is perfection - 13491

r/PrequelMemes - u/asilvertintedrose - 70 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

105. Dad and son silverback monitoring a caterpillar. - 13403

r/aww - u/deadprofessorr - 213 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

106. Husband dies inside as he finds out his truck is wrecked in a DUI accident again. Wife dies inside because she didn't park the truck on the driveway husband told her to do after the first accident. - 13102

r/WatchPeopleDieInside - u/Railionn - 142 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

107. Cheerleader hand flip. - 13082

r/BeAmazed - u/IkilledRichieWhelan - 369 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

108. Bros being bros - 13020

r/HumansBeingBros - u/Hypnoidz - 322 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

109. This man is living a happy life. - 12893

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/TheGr80n3 - 307 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

110. Please prepare for the future festivities - 12878

r/tumblr - u/OMGitscarl - 302 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

111. I want answers! - 12761

r/oddlyspecific - u/Mammoth-Medicine1385 - 194 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

112. Pupper's first day at work - 12715

r/aww - u/Kafadafada - 181 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

113. our neighbor's lights have been doing this for 15 minutes - 12502

r/oddlyterrifying - u/locallman - 699 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

114. Saxophonist plays STARBOY for strangers - 12415

r/BeAmazed - u/bindukwe - 226 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

115. 🔥 The enchanting sight of a beautiful Panther quenching its thirst - Florida - 12379

r/NatureIsFuckingLit - u/SinjiOnO - 314 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

116. Moscow military parade sees only one tank: ancient T34 - 11858

r/europe - u/jacksjetlag - 867 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

117. Russia launches new attack on Ukraine's capital, officials say – Russia launched about 15 cruise missiles at Ukraine's capital on Tuesday, the second attack in as many days, with air defence systems shooting all of them down - 11486

r/worldnews - u/CrimsonLancet - 592 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

118. What are they? - 11461

r/lotrmemes - u/likeIgiveAfunk - 266 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

119. a horse giving a piggyback ride to a kitty!! :3 - 11311

r/AnimalsBeingBros - u/PewPewAnimeGirl - 131 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

120. [Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Lakers (3-1) storm back late against the Golden State Warriors (1-3) and win 104-101 behind 23 points, 15 rebounds and 3 steals from Anthony Davis and 15 points from Lonnie Walker IV in the 4th quarter - 11156

r/nba - u/3rdEyeDeuteranopia - 4024 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

121. UPS manager defeats Karen - 11154

r/PublicFreakout - u/gravityVT - 923 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

122. If you rub garlic on your fingers, you can pick up and egg yolk! - 10994

r/interestingasfuck - u/MakeshiftRocketship - 498 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

123. NFL Legend Brett Favre Calls for Fox News Boycott Over Tucker Carlson - 10976

r/nottheonion - u/Xendarq - 1096 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

124. TIL that Japan’s Tobe Zoo conducts lion escape drills using a human in a lion costume. Due to Japan’s earthquake-prone location, these elaborate drills are crucial to prepare for emergencies - 10895

r/todayilearned - u/RadicalRadiatore - 156 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

125. People having sex in a bar with no shame. - 10865

r/trashy - u/Makeway4fanny - 671 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

126. Study has found that teens who use cannabis recreationally are two to four times as likely to develop psychiatric disorders, such as depression and suicidality, than teens who don’t use cannabis at all - 10781

r/science - u/giuliomagnifico - 1351 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

127. Dating at work - 10697

r/funny - u/max_keswick - 154 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

128. What did Euler find in the toilet? - 10604

r/antimeme - u/andrerav - 141 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

129. Sigourney Weaver testing a flamethrower for the movie Alien, 1978. - 10415

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/zyric69 - 190 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

130. Cursed_Advice - 9964

r/cursedcomments - u/XqueezeMePlease - 51 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

131. Go from "they must be saved" to "this entire city must be purged" for that NG+ - 9598

r/gaming - u/minotaur-cream - 342 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

132. Megathread: Rep. Santos Charged by US Department of Justice in Criminal Probe - 9285

r/politics - u/PoliticsModeratorBot - 1036 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

133. Kummakivi is a 500 000 kg rock in Finland that has been balancing on top of another rock for 11 000 years. - 9270

r/nevertellmetheodds - u/atmluv - 405 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

134. To be robbed - 9221

r/Unexpected - u/kumandala - 284 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

135. I CAN'T HEAR YOU: Closed with 1.51 Mil Volume!!!!! 🟣🟣🟣🟣DRS🟣🟣🟣🟣 - 9218

r/Superstonk - u/edgar510 - 643 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

136. Little boy seeing his mother clearly for the first time - 9144

r/youseeingthisshit - u/asdrtyujm - 165 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

137. which is which though - 9096

r/dndmemes - u/PhoenixDBlack - 323 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

138. Wcgw jumping off a tall surface - 8848

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/Vnkwxwn - 289 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

139. When Gen Z gets blamed for saving Democracy - 8509

r/facepalm - u/MonumentalVocalist - 1056 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

140. The Terminator Line is the imaginary line that separates the sunlit side of the earth from the nighttime area. A ship crossing the Terminator Line can see day and night at the same time. - 7717

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/fat_old_boy - 205 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

141. I'm never gonna financially recover from this. - 7650

r/gaming - u/BonixoHD - 300 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

142. TIL: Engineers were given 10 weeks to develop the GBU-28 bunker buster to penetrate Saddam's troops which were buried 30-50 feet deep. In testing the weapon managed to bury itself over 100 feet deep, so deep that the expense in digging it up could not be justified and was deployed immediately after. - 6974

r/todayilearned - u/Flares117 - 262 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

143. I felt shame when seeing this - 6858

r/Breath_of_the_Wild - u/valeriasutton - 81 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

144. Chinese construction workers demonstrate the quality of metal used in building construction in china - 6366

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/lonely_dude__ - 686 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

145. LONNIE YOU FUCKING LEGEND! - 6107

r/lakers - u/iamtoolazytosleep - 345 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

146. [Post Game Thread] The Philadelphia 76ers (3-2) beat the Boston Celtics (2-3) 115-103 on the road at TD Garden. Embiid with 33 points & 4 blocks, Maxey with 30 points and Harden with 10 assists. - 5879

r/nba - u/3rdEyeDeuteranopia - 2104 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

147. Remake of a viral - 5320

r/Unexpected - u/Carbono12 - 137 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

148. 🥰🐈❤️🐢😍 - 4775

r/aww - u/jessetumb89 - 54 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

149. Religion is for fools and the easily fooled - 4626

r/PoliticalHumor - u/JesusaSteed - 132 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

150. Mentions of the word "fascism" and its derivatives in Pravda, the main Soviet newspaper, from 1938 to 1942 - 4400

r/europe - u/WRW_And_GB - 313 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

151. AI chatbot to replace human order-takers at Wendy's drive-thru. 13.9 million displaced. - 4388

r/wallstreetbets - u/xiccit - 941 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

152. The Call Center Cat Does Not Exis- - 3984

r/funny - u/Guilty_Butterfly425 - 79 Comments - Top position achieved: 15