top-of-reddit/2024/07/07-06-2024.md

1. Messi’s bodyguard - 93716

r/interestingasfuck - u/Efficient_Sky5173 - 2566 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. Are you a convicted felon? - 75761

r/facepalm - u/Rave4life79 - 2855 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Father stages timing of demolition to happen after son pushes the plunger. - 72329

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Imguran - 495 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. me_irl - 56834

r/me_irl - u/builtwithlove9 - 341 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. the truth hurts - 47879

r/facepalm - u/jellylemonshake - 1653 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. I trapped two very pregnant cats in my apartments last week. They had their litters within about 6 hours of each other. Every time I check on them they're co-mothering each others kittens. Is this normal among mom cats that just had litters, or an indicator that they knew each other outside? - 46109

r/cats - u/rickjamesbich - 1659 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. Same Shot 40 Years Apart - 42383

r/pics - u/ouqt - 1538 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

8. Meirl - 39803

r/meirl - u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o - 532 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

9. My Bf’s left eye has a 6 in it - 39521

r/Weird - u/noobymemer - 4324 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. [Uncalled for. Unprovoked.

](http://reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/1dwo9yt/uncalled_for_unprovoked/) - 38637

r/rareinsults - u/rosegirl070 - 873 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

11. I just got told to Kill myself from the game dev after posting an honest (bad) review - 36770

r/Steam - u/Koentjuh_ - 1617 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. Grandma gave me 7,679 quarters - 32759

r/pics - u/Raslatt - 1863 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

13. Charlie is public property, he gets owned by everyone - 32438

r/MurderedByWords - u/beerbellybegone - 614 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

14. He needs a vacation from his vacation - 31885

r/rareinsults - u/Fave_MissDelightx - 1155 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

15. Isn’t that….what you’re supposed to do? - 30994

r/technicallythetruth - u/Shunnique - 946 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

16. Ants covered my homemade bait with rocks overnight - 30354

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Few-Ant3525 - 1037 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

17. Kansas Supreme Court reaffirms abortion rights are protected by constitution, striking down 2 laws - 27672

r/news - u/plz-let-me-in - 602 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

18. Had this plate on our Jeep for 3 years. 3 months ago DMV contacted us saying someone complained about it and we had to get new plates. We got it because our son plays baseball. After 3 years, due to a random, pearl-clutching Karen, PICH PLZ was retired. This is why I do not like people. - 25310

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Hooliken - 1408 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

19. They Really Love Big Brains. - 24610

r/clevercomebacks - u/Glass-Fan111 - 627 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

20. A guy cooked a steak for his dogs birthday - 24339

r/Awww - u/Green____cat - 463 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

21. Lordy, there are tapes - 23796

r/facepalm - u/Uloncyto - 1770 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

22. Welp, shit happens - 23411

r/memes - u/bountyhunterfromhell - 249 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

23. Man builds a dam. - 23216

r/interestingasfuck - u/Green____cat - 1202 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

24. He has already started to become a man! - 22936

r/MadeMeSmile - u/CG_17_LIFE - 618 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

25. Alien probe - 22088

r/comics - u/neilkohney - 260 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

26. my husband’s coworker reported him to hr for a response he gave after she insisted i groomed him - 22042

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/AmoGra - 2262 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

27. White House Ex-Chef Andre Rush - 21933

r/pics - u/duckyoumate - 2146 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

28. Trump World ‘panicking’ as Project 2025 gets on the radar of voters - 21887

r/politics - u/Class_of_22 - 1662 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

29. Caricature Drawing By Alani Jimenez - 21561

r/toptalent - u/SweetTina69_5 - 384 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

30. Biden Campaign's mic drop response to a desperate and lying Trump's claim he knows “nothing” about his Project 2025... - 21330

r/PoliticalHumor - u/Reg_Cliff - 556 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

31. Anon is in recovery and has a cat - 21287

r/wholesomegreentext - u/Xoxo_emmmaa - 126 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

32. For real! - 21228

r/BeAmazed - u/CG_17_LIFE - 431 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

33. Australian mouse plague - 20783

r/interestingasfuck - u/AllColoursSam - 1643 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

34. Don’t get him started on politics - 20666

r/starwarsmemes - u/JM665 - 439 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

35. 117 degrees in Arizona today.. Melted the blinds in my house.. - 20537

r/pics - u/DeliciousKing99 - 1376 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

36. Connecting a new radiator... - 20100

r/oddlysatisfying - u/Joyfulcheese - 632 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

37. Every single time - 19999

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/ThisGonnaHurt - 598 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

38. Passengers at Miami International Airport were surprised by a huge leak of a fluorescent green ooze - 19902

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/CantStopPoppin - 2114 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

39. Driver breaks the law - 18952

r/Unexpected - u/Competitive-Cress-43 - 896 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

40. Why my cat rolls on his back every morning he sees me? - 18926

r/cats - u/Embarrassed_Ad6669 - 525 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

41. That bicycle work very differently than other bicycles - 18636

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/McBun2023 - 782 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

42. Great Defence - 18514

r/Unexpected - u/udayramp - 429 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

43. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says he 'won't take sides' on what happened on 9/11 - 18067

r/nottheonion - u/Murdathon3000 - 2080 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

44. When in Rome - 17861

r/clevercomebacks - u/MaviKartal2110 - 378 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

45. I literally just discovered him, but I like him! 😂 - 17588

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/yorocky89A - 262 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

46. My uncle’s cat has his own seat at the dinner table - 17469

r/cats - u/-GoldenGoat - 438 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

47. the salt and pepper holder my mother still uses has a swastika on the underside - 17118

r/mildlyinteresting - u/KonekoEko - 1503 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

48. Trump caught lying again — ‘I know nothing about Project 2025′ — and there are receipts - 16909

r/politics - u/plz-let-me-in - 931 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

49. Are you really a man without a beard? - 16831

r/facepalm - u/throwraworld - 1068 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

50. David Gilmour of Pink Floyd asking a street musician to do the ambient sounds for "Shine On You Crazy Diamond" on stage - 16478

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/copitamenstrual - 242 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

51. Trump Faces Renewed Scrutiny Over Allegations of Raping a 13-Year-Old Girl - 16371

r/AnythingGoesNews - u/whatisoo - 982 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

52. Thanks for helping me work what feels like a miracle! - 15595

r/CleaningTips - u/auroraborealisbaby - 546 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

53. Meirl - 15363

r/meirl - u/The-Proud-Snail - 304 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

54. Grownish Gambino - 15222

r/TikTokCringe - u/habichuelacondulce - 371 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

55. Billie Eilish officially dethroned Taylor. - 15207

r/travisandtaylor - u/Physical_Parsnip4027 - 669 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

56. Making Flooring Out of Pennies - 14712

r/BeAmazed - u/CommercialBox4175 - 907 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

57. Great question!! - 14698

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/CarryIcy250 - 594 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

58. 2meirl4meirl - 14668

r/2meirl4meirl - u/Green____cat - 544 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

59. The plane I'm boarding is the 1,000th Boeing 737 Southwest Airlines purchased - 13749

r/mildlyinteresting - u/toesuckrsupreme - 569 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

60. Was anyone else thinking about this as well? - 13033

r/memes - u/Amfame - 530 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

61. Two legged robot dog making a list - 12680

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Maxie445 - 1692 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

62. I'm probably going to end up recreating this. - 11986

r/Satisfyingasfuck - u/SweetBonniexo - 420 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

63. Do "Unskilled Laborers" deserve more than Minimum Wage? - 11929

r/FluentInFinance - u/Richest-Panda - 1702 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

64. TIL in 1943, the United States military attempted to segregate the pubs in Bamber Bridge. In response, the local Englishmen hung "Black soldiers only" signs on all pubs as a form of protest. - 11646

r/todayilearned - u/Stix1231 - 572 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

65. woman sits down to take a break, and all the sanctuary animals come to check on her. - 11600

r/FunnyAnimals - u/WonderousBabyKitten - 185 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

66. Is this top offensive? - 11492

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/robric1985 - 1995 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

67. If you know, you know - 11185

r/memes - u/SodiiumGames - 286 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

68. A US army educational film preparing soldiers for deployment in Britain. In this part the narrator explains that being polite to black people is actually normal in the UK - 10812

r/interestingasfuck - u/Ainsley-Sorsby - 555 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

69. My families first dog taking care of me while I had the flu (2014) - 10721

r/aww - u/WallyWaffleWhiffer - 97 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

70. To have a swan wrap their neck around your neck 🥺 - 10660

r/wholesomememes - u/Thin_Anything_9616 - 134 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

71. scientific breakthrough - 10619

r/comedyheaven - u/cognitobox - 204 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

72. You Were Supposed to Close THEIR Schools! You Know… in the City! - 10513

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/carrythefire - 543 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

73. pablo - 10360

r/comedyheaven - u/GiveTracerOrIThrow - 193 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

74. Anon meets canadians - 10351

r/wholesomegreentext - u/Playful_Bunnyyy - 137 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

75. Congratulate my wife - 10341

r/comics - u/toonhole - 488 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

76. wont leave Grandma’s- here we go again 🤦🏼‍♀️😂 - 10231

r/aww - u/Chewythenewfie - 233 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

77. Now it’s ruined? - 10062

r/HolUp - u/Big-Al97 - 125 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

78. My girlfriends life is about to CHANGE significantly. - 9897

r/TrueOffMyChest - u/Dull-Assignment2167 - 2269 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

79. TIL that Ronald Reagan liked the Heritage Foundation so much that he implemented about sixty percent of their recommended policies during his first year as president. - 9716

r/todayilearned - u/myladyrainbow - 710 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

80. Leda is a little obsessed - 9705

r/Eldenring - u/IcePopsicleDragon - 349 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

81. It’s already illegal for non-citizens to vote in federal elections. Oppose a redundant bill? Elon thinks you should be executed. - 9659

r/facepalm - u/Pessimist2020 - 1465 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

82. Living proof - 9625

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/capndodge17 - 179 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

83. Gotta grind for that executive role - 9579

r/HolUp - u/No-Raspberry - 558 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

84. Showing the facts is a pretty good comeback, I think - 9337

r/clevercomebacks - u/Lord_Answer_me_Why - 264 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

85. I have a very long Ethernet cable. Is it safe to have it wrapped around the leg of my desk like this? - 9245

r/pcmasterrace - u/thechanelblanco - 1414 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

86. Men are something else - 8951

r/meme - u/emmahiatt - 205 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

87. "jiggle that cake" - 8809

r/shitposting - u/jacare_games - 120 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

88. Pranks used to be so good back in the day - 8320

r/funny - u/West_Look4818 - 289 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

89. TIL former UK prime ministers can claim up to £115,000 a year for life. - 8231

r/todayilearned - u/sexyloser1128 - 330 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

90. Bro knows he's just pulled off the best trick of his career. - 8085

r/interestingasfuck - u/KingdomPro - 128 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

91. Heritage faces blowback after ‘bloodless’ revolution comment - 8056

r/politics - u/RedSox071988 - 498 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

92. Incredible resilience Man survives 555 days without a heart - 8006

r/BeAmazed - u/hellothere1_ - 206 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

93. Cat Sitting Day 1 - Are cats supposed to sleep all day??? - 7999

r/aww - u/SweetAshXO - 427 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

94. What in the world?... - 7955

r/facepalm - u/prucha13 - 1106 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

95. Whoever’s dad this is in Seattle, please tell him he’s my hero - 7775

r/Seattle - u/bigkat206 - 576 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

96. These are Nachi(dancing) goats from Pakistan and this is how they walk. - 7697

r/interestingasfuck - u/ghillied_up - 322 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

97. Aye - 7663

r/CuratedTumblr - u/Justthisdudeyaknow - 277 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

98. The after realization moment - 7656

r/Unexpected - u/Amrtyuu - 175 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

99. 7th Inning Stretch - 7564

r/Hololive - u/deeeflooo - 388 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

100. Luigi is a coward and we love him for it - 7531

r/CuratedTumblr - u/Yotato5 - 147 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

101. “Ending Recreational Sex” is… an idea - 7510

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/PhAnToM444 - 589 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

102. Boner points - 7494

r/comedyheaven - u/hellothereanikan - 80 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

103. Limit the corporations - 7433

r/WorkReform - u/snowpie92 - 219 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

104. They sure are biodegradable - 7365

r/technicallythetruth - u/alexand3rl - 99 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

105. Anon has a gf - 7164

r/wholesomegreentext - u/Tenacious_Marie - 53 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

106. If you’re traveling there, chances are you have money - 7091

r/meme - u/melodysoul_ - 312 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

107. I'm sorry, what? What'd I miss? - 7082

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/mindyour - 381 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

108. abandoned pup spent his youth on the streets, this was his first night home. he’s the bestest boy. ❤️ - 7011

r/Awww - u/hotgreenn - 65 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

109. Supposedly the media isn't talking about the public outcry, because the story "broke" in 2020. - 6961

r/AdviceAnimals - u/Urisk - 437 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

110. Let the Great Gaslight of 2024 begin - 6908

r/PoliticalHumor - u/ljout - 158 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

111. They made a beautiful baby - 6856

r/cats - u/companion_lily1 - 97 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

112. Just change the diapers - 6797

r/wholesomememes - u/laurbreu - 125 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

113. We wanted the Epstein files released! But not the ones that implicated Trump! - 6694

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/Grammarnazi_bot - 273 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

114. SC man dead after he lights firework on top of his head, it explodes - 6683

r/nottheonion - u/atmoscience - 539 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

115. View of wingtip vortices reconnecting with one another - 6627

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Bihema - 142 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

116. Those moments were epic 🫡 - 6611

r/lotrmemes - u/Short_Skirt1042 - 163 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

117. Who is this woman? - 6547

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/Vietse - 349 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

118. Backflip tutorial - 6257

r/fixedbytheduet - u/Green____cat - 83 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

119. WCGW with setting off fireworks on dry grass - 6187

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/firefly99999 - 269 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

120. Very interesting perspective of looking at the NLU phenomenon - 6161

r/KendrickLamar - u/LilWayneThaGoat - 158 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

121. House GOP proposes IRS funding cuts, defunding free tax filing system - 6092

r/technology - u/PC__LOAD__LETTER - 369 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

122. A friendship no one expected - 6072

r/wholesomememes - u/Natalia__Love - 107 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

123. Petah what heppend ??? - 6042

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/Umi_Amamiya - 315 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

124. WCGW with holding fireworks - 5991

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/PinkytheVegan - 692 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

125. The NY Post might be the first to say DEI with a hard R - 5692

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/mymatt1 - 231 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

126. You can only choose one - 5585

r/Eldenring - u/Embarrassed_Safety33 - 716 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

127. my thoughts on the DLC so far - 5504

r/Eldenring - u/cookedbread - 389 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

128. "people laugh at me".... yes they still are in the comments. - 5412

r/CyberStuck - u/poconomtnman31 - 2042 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

129. TIL that drinking heavy water and alcohol together cancels out the vertigo. If not heavy water, then glycerol works too. - 5347

r/todayilearned - u/furrypony2718 - 342 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

130. mines, can i get a hooyaah - 5311

r/Funnymemes - u/EmmaYoursTruly - 577 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

131. She thinks mom is funny - 5130

r/MadeMeSmile - u/n8saces - 173 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

132. Gonna sweat even more - 4641

r/Eyebleach - u/Emiliii_naou - 53 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

133. 2meirl4meirl - 4385

r/2meirl4meirl - u/storageslutty - 38 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

134. Family refused service in Vietnam - 4293

r/PublicFreakout - u/blusrus - 1513 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

135. TIL that from 2010 to 2017, for every 5 new residents in the State of California, only 1 new unit of housing was built - 4055

r/todayilearned - u/n8n8 - 199 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

136. not what I expected from Tek Knight after Gen V…… - 3872

r/TheBoys - u/Ophelis_ - 438 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

137. [Adrian Wojnarowski] ESPN Sources with @TimBontemps: The Sacramento Kings are agreed on a sign-and-trade that will land DeMar DeRozan on a three-year deal, send Harrison Barnes to the San Antonio Spurs and Chris Duarte, two second-round picks and cash to the Chicago Bulls. - 3821

r/nba - u/lacrimosa049 - 766 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

138. Someone's about to get caught - 3753

r/meme - u/HugeOpinion6755 - 143 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

139. TIL there's a legally blind man who had his eye lenses removed and since then he is able to see celestial objects normally invisible to the naked eye. His name is Tim Doucette and he has his own observatory in Nova Scotia. - 3343

r/todayilearned - u/Crepuscular_Animal - 144 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

140. How much is the living wage now? - 2583

r/antiwork - u/snowpie92 - 370 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

141. That's why I love Italy - 1768

r/meme - u/dandfwofe - 156 Comments - Top position achieved: 20