top-of-reddit/03-04-2017.md

1. Devil gets re-trapped immediately after release - 69672

r/funny - u/exxocet - 1265 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. Official Deadpool 2 Teaser - No Good Deed - 59531

r/movies - u/shinnnnnn - 2558 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Taking the opportunity to shake The Dude's hand. - 58664

r/gifs - u/natsdorf - 1449 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. Location vs. Picture - 53926

r/funny - u/mvpetri - 1070 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. Camera shutter speed synchronized to a road being constructed - 51084

r/funny - u/Quinn_MD - 1008 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. Reddit in a nutshell - 44406

r/pics - u/BraveReddit - 1000 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

7. My sausage was turning on its own while cooking - 40009

r/gifs - u/Appendix- - 1786 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

8. US funding for Great Lakes cleanup could be slashed by 97%, leaked document shows - 36196

r/worldnews - u/MrTwo-Face - 3149 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

9. Donald Trump claims Barack Obama ordered 'wire tap' on Trump Tower, but provides no evidence - 35504

r/politics - u/LoneArtificer - 6367 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. This is my new best friend! Reddit, meet Stitch! - 34807

r/aww - u/DCL010 - 599 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

11. Trump has killed Obama ethics rule, giving himself power to hire lobbyists anytime, for any job, without telling anyone. About that swamp draining... - 34284

r/esist - u/resistmod - 1343 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. TIL that Topher Grace of 'That 70's Show' edited all three 'Star Wars' prequels into one condensed film that has been highly praised as a better version. - 34209

r/todayilearned - u/anmoljan - 1942 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

13. Gotta keep the lights on💡 - 33667

r/funny - u/Chiasa_awakens - 459 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

14. Sir Patrick Stewart being knighted - 33659

r/pics - u/GallowBoob - 1348 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

15. My name is Donald J Trump. I am a pathological liar and don't give a shit about the American people. Wouldn't it be a shame if his mug reached the front page? - 33096

r/MarchAgainstTrump - u/gr8gamer - 2004 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

16. Elon Musk and Peter Thiel unveil PayPal 17 years ago - 31523

r/pics - u/B3yondL - 2147 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

17. My friend looks exactly like this blowup doll at Spencer's - 30475

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Theonlyclaireowin - 1720 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

18. I made an "N" table - 29867

r/gaming - u/NaturalDrift - 733 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

19. Top Obama adviser to Trump: 'No president can order a wiretap' - 29078

r/politics - u/fyhr100 - 3068 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

20. Man U's Ibra elbows a player after his head is stepped on. - 27585

r/sports - u/WhoDoneItNow - 1920 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

21. Rep. Ted Lieu on Twitter: "Mr. President: If there was a wiretap at Trump Tower, that means a fed judge found probable cause of crime which means you are in deep shit." - 27546

r/Impeach_Trump - u/relevantlife - 1180 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

22. Report: Trump furious that Sessions recused himself - 27366

r/politics - u/Usawasfun - 2658 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

23. I found these legendary Yoda Animatronic Dolls marked down from $200 to $20, so I did the only reasonable thing anyone would do... - 27295

r/videos - u/pinkiepieisbestpony - 930 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

24. This cat takes his window watching very seriously - 26702

r/gifs - u/RespectMyAuthoriteh - 334 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

25. Anyone down for some ski-canoing? - 26583

r/WTF - u/Medieval_Knight9100 - 1094 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

26. TIL Ryan Reynolds decided to play Deadpool after seeing a comic where Deadpool describes himself as a cross between Ryan Reynolds and a shar-pei. Reynolds thought "Jesus, this is f***ing destiny." - 26494

r/todayilearned - u/dontgetpenisy - 779 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

27. LPT: When breaking up with someone manipulative, never justify, argue, defend, or explain (JADE). Just tell them it's over and go. - 26313

r/LifeProTips - u/red-cloak - 1853 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

28. Clear water pools - 26168

r/pics - u/GallowBoob - 341 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

29. Ready for an epic night with ny kids - 26046

r/gaming - u/drDuhboto - 2108 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

30. Targeted ads should have a button for "Already bought it". - 25399

r/Showerthoughts - u/Tango_Mike_Foxtrot - 932 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

31. Have you ever (correctly) had a gut-feeling to dislike someone who, on the surface, was a cool person that everybody else liked? What's that story? - 25018

r/AskReddit - u/DeadVince - 7768 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

32. Prairie dog reaction when a human sneezed! - 23759

r/videos - u/mohamez - 580 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

33. This is a "Wolfdog" crossing of German Shepherd and Wolf - 23379

r/pics - u/andrewsami76 - 1566 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

34. Sikh man in Kent (south of Seattle) says he was told ‘Go back to your own country’ before he was shot - 22488

r/news - u/tiff_seattle - 3970 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

35. Here is our cute Milk! - 22148

r/aww - u/JOOOHNEEERD - 271 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

36. Giant Squid Nebula - 20784

r/space - u/BraveReddit - 393 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

37. Me irl - 20769

r/me_irl - u/Zinger____ - 113 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

38. Living with an Italian girl and her mother. - 20766

r/AdviceAnimals - u/Champion_of_Capua - 588 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

39. After an exhausting day. - 20334

r/aww - u/Susan_Stout - 220 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

40. With the simple addition of a beer carton the Switch means I never have to move or sit up for video games again. - 20192

r/gaming - u/AgntPudding - 719 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

41. This parking garages floor names to help you remember where you parked. - 19564

r/mildlyinteresting - u/imknapik - 745 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

42. This dog took a vow of silence - 19084

r/aww - u/Harmakor - 406 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

43. A Russian company just 3D printed a 400 square-foot house in under 24 hours. It cost 10,000 dollars to build and can stand for 175 years. - 18950

r/Futurology - u/Breauxfosho - 1419 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

44. /r/politics vs /r/the_donald - 18837

r/PoliticalHumor - u/mcHand - 1679 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

45. There's only so much a frog can take before completely losing it. - 18783

r/aww - u/EU_IS_GOODER_THAN_NA - 372 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

46. Old Coke Machine in Rural Australia - 18550

r/mildlyinteresting - u/huntz02 - 524 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

47. TIL Elon Musk, Stephen Hawking, and Steve Wozniak have all signed an open letter for a ban on Artificially Intelligent weapons. - 18500

r/todayilearned - u/Baldemoto - 836 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

48. He's so excited - 18425

r/aww - u/themlgduck - 288 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

49. Wholesome /r/australia welcomes new permanent resident - 18162

r/wholesomememes - u/torakwho - 405 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

50. Fastest animals in the world, properly scaled [OC] - 17748

r/dataisbeautiful - u/kabukistar - 1356 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

51. FUCK TRUMP - 17309

r/drunk - u/thedeadwalking420 - 3107 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

52. Lock and Load - 17125

r/dankmemes - u/BenZo2020 - 329 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

53. Camera shutter speed synchronised to a dog swimming. - 17086

r/funny - u/hokly - 249 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

54. New Zelda compared to the old ones - 16988

r/gaming - u/N3UROTOXIN - 1248 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

55. Scientologists 'infiltrate Munich art gallery' - One of Munich's most important art galleries may have been undermined by the Church of Scientology. Leaked documents suggest a Scientologist personnel manager applied psychological pressure on workers. - 16956

r/worldnews - u/ManiaforBeatles - 1199 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

56. Lovecraftian Horror [x-post r/thalassophobia] - 16785

r/creepy - u/d4hm3r - 415 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

57. Camera shutter speed synced to helicopters rotor gaming edition - 16399

r/gaming - u/oldsoulkt - 515 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

58. An FBI agent tells a Montana rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown drugs.' The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.' - 16312

r/Jokes - u/SnoopHotDog - 469 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

59. This bar has the amount of beer left in the keg on the digital tap list - 16227

r/mildlyinteresting - u/dylanm561 - 797 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

60. TIL that U.K. Kids Spend Less Time Outside than Prison Inmates - 15774

r/todayilearned - u/undue-influence - 1297 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

61. "No, no, keep petting..." - 15588

r/aww - u/natsdorf - 219 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

62. Nuclear submarine plans found in Welsh charity shop - 15468

r/nottheonion - u/OiHarkin - 302 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

63. Father and Son Surfing - 15184

r/funny - u/ok123jump - 213 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

64. It's 5am - 14983

r/AdviceAnimals - u/ShaggyTraveler - 204 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

65. A one way conversation - 14539

r/BikiniBottomTwitter - u/WrstlngFan - 272 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

66. An elderly man was just pepper sprayed by ANTIFA in Berkeley!!! - 13814

r/The_Donald - u/Pezto - 1405 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

67. This morning's Presidential tantrum as of 0730 EST. ARE WE TIRED OF WINNING YET? - 13392

r/EnoughTrumpSpam - u/MrBlight - 1054 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

68. My stepdad opened the NYT this morning to find a photograph of himself riding the subway in 1983. He never knew the photo existed until today. Taken by Brian Young. - 13296

r/OldSchoolCool - u/hova414 - 362 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

69. After going out of my way to chase down a Lapras silhouette... - 13181

r/pokemongo - u/adziki - 317 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

70. An estimated 4.5 billion cases of polio, measles, mumps, rubella, varicella, adenovirus, rabies, and hepatitis A were prevented and 10 million lives saved by the 1962 creation of the WI-38 human cell strain used in the production of vaccines - 13120

r/science - u/shiruken - 235 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

71. Let's change things up a bit - 12979

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/jdman929 - 211 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

72. Orisa is the only hero that can see their own feet - 12737

r/Overwatch - u/TheOnlyJonto - 456 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

73. Stwitch - 12049

r/gaming - u/chishiki - 130 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

74. "Ever Moving Forward Into Light" Digital Painting. 4500x6231 - 11993

r/Art - u/ascendingstorm - 191 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

75. I wonder how he got the eyepatch? - 11892

r/WTF - u/the_dayman - 389 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

76. autistic screeching - 11812

r/TumblrInAction - u/badasspiggy - 388 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

77. TIL in 2014 only 7 humans were killed by sharks while over 63,000,000 sharks were killed by humans - 11742

r/todayilearned - u/DeadlyDolphins - 561 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

78. President Trump’s blaming the Democrats for Cabinet delays that are normal — and his own fault: It is so pathetic that the Dems have still not approved my full Cabinet,” the president tweeted. But he has not provided paperwork on two nominees - 11472

r/Fuckthealtright - u/dont_tread_on_dc - 364 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

79. I Really Should Have A Tweeter Account - 11380

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/handlethevibe - 184 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

80. Tim Gajser scrubs hard enough to steal your women - 11037

r/gifs - u/Murfdirt13 - 267 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

81. Most Americans now want an investigation into Trump team's alleged Russia links - 10992

r/politics - u/ManiaforBeatles - 583 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

82. The power of the Dark Side - 10947

r/PrequelMemes - u/skankHunter42-2016 - 130 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

83. Complex Carbohydrates - 10293

r/funny - u/ok123jump - 151 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

84. Me and my blind husband played 1-2 Switch for two hours. - 10278

r/NintendoSwitch - u/themanje - 360 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

85. Glacier National Park, Montana, USA. [OC] [5760 x 2469] - 9950

r/EarthPorn - u/CaptainPlume - 230 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

86. Waiting for it... - 9511

r/rickandmorty - u/albo_underhill - 176 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

87. Trump’s Wiretap Rant Betrays Ignorance of the Law - 9473

r/politics - u/ceaguila84 - 729 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

88. Every time i smoke - 9343

r/trees - u/apollo7991 - 156 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

89. Original Rotor Image - 9299

r/gifs - u/s2jesse - 161 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

90. How a pool table ensures you paid to play - 9270

r/woahdude - u/LiquidWobble - 176 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

91. The hot lava challenge. - 9011

r/interestingasfuck - u/Nobilitie - 576 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

92. Who needs fox buuurrrp biiiiiiiitch - 8977

r/rickandmorty - u/MuadLiberator - 178 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

93. Apply shit to burnt area - 8719

r/pussypassdenied - u/xXBreezy - 817 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

94. VP PENCE: Last night the @AP published my wife's private email address, violating her privacy and our security... - 8654

r/The_Donald - u/Simi510 - 353 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

95. Yosemite Fire Falls [OC] [890 x 1334] - 8629

r/EarthPorn - u/amellice - 100 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

96. Met the gorgeous Joy Villa at March 4 Trump - 8530

r/The_Donald - u/realfunnyguys - 291 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

97. TIL scientists detected an atomic nucleus traveling at 99.9999999999999% of the speed of light, with energy 20 quintillion times that of visible light. It was appropriately named the "Oh-My-God Particle." - 8403

r/todayilearned - u/peplantski - 378 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

98. Happy pupper - 8199

r/Eyebleach - u/Cystian - 48 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

99. This fool dunking AWAY from the damn hoop on the back of Cheeze-It box.😑 - 8096

r/CrappyDesign - u/YaboyWill - 118 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

100. Dog taking the stairs - 7945

r/Unexpected - u/KekoQPR - 110 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

101. Bella Thorne from Instagram Live Stream - 7918

r/Celebs - u/LoneWolve13 - 450 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

102. Beethoven - 7734

r/creepy - u/Stanzin7 - 163 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

103. My name is Barack Hussein Obama. I wiretap political opponents. Wouldn't it be a shame if my traitorous mug made it the front page? - 7686

r/The_Donald - u/[deleted] - 944 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

104. GOD EMPEROR - Terrible! Just found out that Obama had my "wires tapped" in Trump Tower just before the victory. Nothing found. This is McCarthyism! - 7648

r/The_Donald - u/ScottBlues - 3142 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

105. ELI5: How can so many artists now produce incredible photorealism, when even the greatest Renaissance artists that saw that as a central aim couldn't come as close? - 7641

r/explainlikeimfive - u/i-got-to-third-bass - 655 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

106. Ready for the weekend! - 7619

r/trees - u/j3434 - 405 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

107. Ethan's moves at the Post Malone concert - 7351

r/h3h3productions - u/Gavvvv - 127 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

108. Bubbles and smoke - 7343

r/woahdude - u/DioriteLover - 293 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

109. ELI5: What causes an Existential Crisis to trigger in our brain? - 7241

r/explainlikeimfive - u/GrainOfRiceOff - 776 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

110. Now THIS is shitposting - 7196

r/ImGoingToHellForThis - u/flyistnihilist - 330 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

111. My pillow goes through a lot... - 7156

r/RealGirls - u/sarah-xxx - 182 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

112. The Nvidia GTX 1080 Ti - 7090

r/pcmasterrace - u/PeregrineZ - 210 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

113. Lake Erie, 1966, prior to the EPA and the Clean Water Act.. - 6889

r/Michigan - u/Ralphdraw3 - 409 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

114. Yes, that's a liberal protestor and/or Antifa burning a sign that says "FREE SPEECH". Would be a real shame if /r/all saw their true colors. - 6817

r/The_Donald - u/Dobgegs48 - 148 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

115. Venezuelans Are Separating Food from Waste as More People Forced to Eat from Garbage - 6643

r/news - u/iconotastic - 1488 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

116. GOD EMPEROR 3 - I'd bet a good lawyer could make a great case out of the fact that President Obama was tapping my phones in October, just prior to Election! - 6575

r/The_Donald - u/ScottBlues - 264 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

117. Use an old IPhone and a generic Facebook account as a monitoring service. Wanted to ensure our baby chickens were okay so I Facebook lived it under private for 24 hour monitoring from anywhere. - 6523

r/lifehacks - u/baker2002 - 238 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

118. "thhhhpppp thhhppp thhhppp" - 6422

r/gifs - u/natsdorf - 168 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

119. Mings headstamp on Ibra and Ibra's returning elbow - 6333

r/soccer - u/MidasGloves - 1609 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

120. YEEHA! @CNN FINED $30 MILLION FOR FAKE NEWS! To the front page!!!! - 6162

r/The_Donald - u/Sonic_Master - 179 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

121. Drainage canal in America is so clean they even have dogs in it - 6143

r/pics - u/NewUploader1 - 183 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

122. Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he wakes your ass up at 5 in the morning - 5891

r/Showerthoughts - u/SeanAC90 - 146 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

123. 'Ma'am, you look like your having a bad day, can i give you a hug?' The moment a quick thinking bus driver saves a woman about to commit suicide - 5856

r/UpliftingNews - u/firestarter77 - 400 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

124. Nailed it. - 5591

r/gaming - u/7me9up - 152 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

125. lil bit tubber but still v good boye - 5453

r/rarepuppers - u/SALVIA4 - 75 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

126. Police of Reddit. During a raid, what do you do if the suspect is pooping? - 5361

r/AskReddit - u/gunjr - 1062 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

127. Tornado destroys school gymnasium - 5266

r/gifs - u/EU_IS_GOODER_THAN_NA - 291 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

128. Tigers cannot purr. To show happiness, tigers squint or close their eyes. This is because losing vision lowers defense, so tigers only purposefully do so when they feel comfortable and safe - 5262

r/aww - u/Amy_Martin - 116 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

129. Naked girls can get 700 upvotes in 7 minutes. How many can the greatest siege weapon get? - 4614

r/trebuchetmemes - u/EU4IsIlluminati - 78 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

130. Fuck aesthetics - 4381

r/gaming - u/The_Mighty_Gaul - 85 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

131. MRW I have a test for Winking Class and I haven't done any of the homework - 4357

r/shittyreactiongifs - u/WhyNotFerret - 33 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

132. LPT: Never scold yourself, ever. No matter if you made the biggest mistake on the most important day, you are not a fuckup. No words can hurt you more in the long run than your own. - 4183

r/LifeProTips - u/YyesYnot - 396 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

133. Hope this hasn't been posted before, made me smile - 4183

r/wholesomememes - u/Through_Broken_Glass - 57 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

134. I wanted gordita. I made gordita. I ate gordita. It was delightful [homemade] [4032 x 2268] - 4138

r/food - u/jim_diesel6 - 272 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

135. Can we get some respect for UK Observing - 4102

r/GlobalOffensive - u/S1eet - 274 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

136. Mortal Hoodrat - 4100

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/Grammarnazi_bot - 39 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

137. 7-1 brazil - 3821

r/GlobalOffensive - u/dmacela - 116 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

138. Woman gets called out for faking statistics - 3760

r/quityourbullshit - u/American_Raider - 618 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

139. Stephen A. Smith has predicted the Cavs to win the 2017 NBA Finals. He hasn't correctly predicted a finals winner since 2009. - 3663

r/nba - u/aaliyaahson - 346 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

140. When your birthday is December 25 but all your friends forget about it because they just want to celebrate the holidays - 3504

r/pokemongo - u/TurkeyPits - 88 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

141. [I Ate] An amazing double bacon and cheese burger - 3475

r/food - u/ilikestarwars1 - 113 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

142. Someone from Fargo, North Dakota found a sheet of ice frozen in the trees, due to the river level rising and lowering. - 3210

r/mildlyinteresting - u/iBaconized - 112 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

143. When you have got your priorities straightened - 2998

r/gaming - u/remain_unaltered - 155 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

144. Ellen Griswold: The Original Milf - 2762

r/milf - u/Saltysperm - 46 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

145. Spreading my legs for you ;) - 1990

r/Amateur - u/sarah-xxx - 22 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

146. We had to take his wife to the vet (lil white cat) his reaction every time she comes home is to sniff her all over for 10 minutes, hiss at us, and then he stuck to her like glue the rest of the day. We aren't allowed to touch her. You will 10/10 get your butt bit - 1945

r/AnimalsBeingBros - u/mewFarts - 89 Comments - Top position achieved: 19