top-of-reddit/2023/12/12-28-2023.md

1. Don't mess with people's food - 53936

r/facepalm - u/PhysicalScholar4238 - 4913 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. me_irl - 43138

r/me_irl - u/TheTamc - 444 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Cinematic Death - 31955

r/comics - u/shenanigansen - 687 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. Jeepers! Guard at Tomb of Unknown Solider loaded his gun for trespassers. Never gonna have any graffiti or malicious mischief at this monument haha - 31797

r/holdmyredbull - u/ViridianStart - 4743 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

5. Trump blocked from Maine presidential ballot in 2024 - 30633

r/news - u/jhansonxi - 3852 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. Listen to your prison flesh - 29735

r/tumblr - u/Recent-Sorbet - 367 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. Nikki Haley last night - 29597

r/PoliticalHumor - u/Dull_Ad4015 - 837 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

8. Thorntonbank Offshore wind farm showing curvature of the earth - 28920

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Lolkac - 1697 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

9. It's great to see how much this disease has been brought under control, which is definitely a positive change - 27658

r/wholesomememes - u/CuteBabye - 751 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. Today I Became a U.S Citizen - 26981

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Triceradoc_MD - 2129 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

11. Farmers Hold Women's World Record 150kg/330lbs per hand for 34s - 25820

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/GabidixsonSTRONG - 1253 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. Beekeeper protecting his bees from being attacked by hornets - 24532

r/interestingasfuck - u/jonaskahnw - 890 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

13. He should've stayed home - 23182

r/NonPoliticalTwitter - u/step6666 - 533 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

14. Keyboard player single-handedly brings the whole band down! - 23082

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/stinky_sardine - 302 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

15. me_irl - 22901

r/me_irl - u/ThatCoolBlondeGirl - 682 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

16. meirl - 22424

r/meirl - u/Jimbo072 - 289 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

17. Donald Trump removed from Maine primary ballot by secretary of state - 22210

r/politics - u/washingtonpost - 2828 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

18. I got a $25,000 parking ticket at my local ski resort - 21907

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Erindring - 1291 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

19. Very wise words - 21151

r/rareinsults - u/Fantastic_Giraffe962 - 877 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

20. Redwood trees and their roots - 20319

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/gravityVT - 400 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

21. Musings on Facts - 19962

r/facepalm - u/PersonalHelicopter45 - 869 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

22. Biden didn’t think that question was hard 🤷‍♂️ - 19770

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/mhb-210- - 1094 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

23. How this man catches fish - 19267

r/toptalent - u/cantankerous_hana - 694 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

24. Putin Ally Found Dead After Falling From Third-Floor Window - 19119

r/worldnews - u/ExactlySorta - 2097 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

25. A blind and deaf dog's reaction to mom coming home is just the best. - 18182

r/DOG - u/Lou_Blair - 179 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

26. Kratos' Voice Actor Declines Role of Young Kratos in Honor of the Original Voice Actor - 17695

r/gaming - u/theitguyforever - 852 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

27. Someone didn't take anatomy class - 17546

r/technicallythetruth - u/InbetweenerLad - 864 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

28. Average Edge enjoyer: - 17321

r/shitposting - u/luxusbuerg - 182 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

29. “Out of context…” - 17089

r/clevercomebacks - u/trstbg - 1300 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

30. meirl - 16757

r/meirl - u/southstar777 - 471 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

31. "They'll make the same as me" - 16177

r/facepalm - u/QuickerEnchanting - 362 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

32. Meirl - 15949

r/meirl - u/King_Pee - 285 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

33. CT Scans Of A $130 USB-C Cable (vs) A $12 Dollar Cable - 15885

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Thund3rbolt - 803 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

34. Money well spent - 15574

r/memes - u/pee_shudder - 99 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

35. This made my day - 15359

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Used_Translator_3640 - 451 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

36. Annual parade in my country. Wearing our cultural attire - 15340

r/pics - u/bubblegum1215 - 393 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

37. Recordings, emails show how Trump team flew fake elector ballots to DC in final push to overturn 2020 election - 15194

r/politics - u/AgentJackSmith - 824 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

38. My head hurts - 14967

r/facepalm - u/SugarVibes - 1208 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

39. his face at the end - 14872

r/funny - u/WalkingToursTV - 568 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

40. Joe Biden slams Nikki Haley for failing to mention slavery when asked what caused Civil War - 14713

r/politics - u/theindependentonline - 1290 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

41. me irl - 14398

r/me_irl - u/binhcx - 119 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

42. How to mourn your friend’s characters - 14194

r/comics - u/Yoffeepop - 168 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

43. The masculine urge to sit in a pub like this - 13848

r/lotr - u/Difficult_War_840 - 417 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

44. The line at the new CosMc’s where some people arrived at 3 am to get their drink at 6 am - 13822

r/pics - u/altiif - 4364 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

45. I am vengeance… - 13768

r/SpidermanPS4 - u/redrag0n_roOster - 288 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

46. Every job should be appreciated - 13701

r/facepalm - u/MentionImpressives - 531 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

47. Making a woodworking tool cabinet - 13693

r/oddlysatisfying - u/Green____cat - 545 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

48. Snowfall really does affect visibility. - 13303

r/Unexpected - u/Knight_TheRider - 306 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

49. For people asking to "Swap seats" The default is always "No" - 13230

r/unpopularopinion - u/No-Explanation6802 - 1775 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

50. Grateful kid gets a PS4 this Christmas - 13181

r/MadeMeSmile - u/duckduckbananas - 846 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

51. Level of decipline here is crazy - 13098

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Anirudha1999 - 512 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

52. 'I get treated like an assassin': Inside Paris's last remaining horse butcher - 12803

r/europe - u/TheTelegraph - 2051 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

53. Found this on my car dash board while I was parked at work - 12734

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/EstablishmentNo4133 - 595 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

54. Heil - 12681

r/shitposting - u/PerspectiveGlum9633 - 382 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

55. Every single one - 12320

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ExactlySorta - 337 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

56. Li'l guy giving it his all - 12093

r/BeAmazed - u/sandie-go - 660 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

57. how did gravity work on the death stars? - 11993

r/StarWars - u/Squeakyweegee64 - 894 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

58. Mathematics is truly magnificent - 11950

r/facepalm - u/Lipstick_lovere - 147 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

59. Christmas gift from mother-in-law. - 11707

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/friendofcastreject - 900 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

60. spy vs spy - 11670

r/comics - u/RoryBlank - 144 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

61. Pink The Border Collie Is Not Messing Around - 11527

r/MadeMeSmile - u/baconroll2022 - 302 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

62. Conjoined twins born with fused brains separated after 27-hour surgery involving more than 100 medics corresponding via virtual-reality headsets in two different countries - 11331

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/jonaskahnw - 412 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

63. NO CRIMINAL HISTORY! - 11145

r/facepalm - u/elija_snow - 2727 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

64. Flashback: Trump says "The economy always does better under Democrats" - 11106

r/interestingasfuck - u/Introvert_Comics - 1272 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

65. God forbid you read a book every once in a while - 10987

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/imjustheretodomyjob - 472 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

66. A little sad, but it hits home! Watch to understand. - 10966

r/Unexpected - u/funworldxxxx - 413 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

67. There are ads to prevent polio again. - 10655

r/mildlyinteresting - u/JukeBoxDildo - 1046 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

68. Bro been in his imagination for too long 😞😞😞 - 10494

r/shitposting - u/just_mdd4 - 193 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

69. It's Sociopathic Corporate Greed - 10358

r/WorkReform - u/zzill6 - 125 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

70. The difference between 15, 25 and 50 years of erosion - 10221

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/oklolzzzzs - 133 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

71. He may be a sad clown, but he is a good clown with a big soft heart. - 10129

r/wholesomememes - u/Sallie_Matthews - 67 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

72. Ups destroyed my pc, advice? - 10089

r/pcmasterrace - u/troubledfoyer - 1294 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

73. Dr. Google - 9808

r/comics - u/Pizzacakecomic - 182 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

74. Absolutely ZERO self-reflection or awareness in here - 9698

r/facepalm - u/Lord_Answer_me_Why - 995 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

75. Trump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’ - 9639

r/nottheonion - u/rmuktader - 908 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

76. That's two! ✌🏻 - 9301

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/yorocky89A - 314 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

77. I'm tired of these - 9201

r/memes - u/Moat_of_the_Sacked - 319 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

78. TIL that the Irish flag is green white and orange because green represents Roman Catholics in the country, orange represents Protestants and white representing the peace between them. - 9176

r/todayilearned - u/EurasianBrownBear - 575 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

79. Guy gets taken out on a date by a dominant woman and is absolutely blown away - 9159

r/TikTokCringe - u/Knightbear49 - 748 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

80. 9 mo pregnant stomach tattoo before and after - 9142

r/tattoos - u/vomifeyx - 297 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

81. We all imagined some pretty big potatoes in our time - 8966

r/BrandNewSentence - u/rnudes - 95 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

82. TIL that during the Jonestown Massacre, many of the 900 cult followers refused to drink or administer the poisoned Flavoure-Aid to their children. And so they were just killed. Either shot in the head or poisoned by being injected with the cyanide. - 8865

r/todayilearned - u/Ok-Cost-8889 - 409 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

83. You WILL eat your veggies. - 8842

r/BikiniBottomTwitter - u/EvaInTheUSA - 241 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

84. The loft my wife and I just moved into. Always have wanted to live in a loft. :) - 8790

r/CozyPlaces - u/lAmBenAffleck - 309 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

85. When past NIMBYism comes back to haunt you - 8719

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/Affectionate-Chef984 - 503 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

86. wholesome Club - 8478

r/wholesomememes - u/GamiNak - 121 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

87. me irl - 8346

r/me_irl - u/Bixiwa - 61 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

88. Complex Views on a Character: Jenny's Portrayal - 8311

r/FunnyandSad - u/Unique_Beautys - 579 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

89. TIL Kenny G's recording "Going Home" is a mega-hit in China, played at the end of TV broadcasts and during the closing of shopping malls, food courts, and train stations to symbolize finishing one's activity and wrapping up for the day. - 8152

r/todayilearned - u/SoccerHorse - 307 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

90. We all should begin Doing this - 8098

r/technicallythetruth - u/melbadare - 137 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

91. That man should be locked tf up. - 8042

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Impressive-Cellist68 - 760 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

92. I screamed into the void, and it screamed back "Poyo." - 7864

r/tumblr - u/Mr_Muda_Himself_V3 - 49 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

93. meirl - 7608

r/meirl - u/JokesterJuggernaut - 160 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

94. Based on a true story - 7524

r/wholesomememes - u/mihtdt - 57 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

95. Man pulls out his cock during road rage - 7473

r/Unexpected - u/unclustered - 122 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

96. Snitches get Stitches 🤣 - 7231

r/funny - u/MiTreasureHunter1 - 118 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

97. The one thing conservatives really hate is the consequences of their own actions - 7192

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/OrangeCone2011 - 881 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

98. When self awareness hits - 7162

r/FunnyAnimals - u/merridth_ann - 170 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

99. It’s the sudden flip of visual perception for me - 7146

r/woahdude - u/Expert-Afternoon-501 - 380 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

100. Scientifically explained what happens when you pet your dog ¯_(ツ)_/¯ - 7128

r/tumblr - u/MyNameGifOreilly - 88 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

101. Good boy - 7102

r/AbsoluteUnits - u/AnxiouslyUnlucky65 - 307 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

102. Kidnap - 6955

r/comics - u/BluJayooo - 151 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

103. She a sex offender - 6925

r/clevercomebacks - u/weirdo_k - 360 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

104. After 5 minutes he had enough of being on a mountain for the first time. Said he doesn’t like snow. - 6697

r/pics - u/tombolaplayer - 415 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

105. meirl - 6650

r/meirl - u/Brent_Fox - 181 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

106. Single guy with firefighter salary. Mortgage is 1k a month. Got lucky… - 6636

r/malelivingspace - u/fidlerness - 810 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

107. Here is a Thought - 6602

r/CuratedTumblr - u/TeenzRavenn - 99 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

108. Ahh this feels nice, WAIT I LIVE ALONE - 6252

r/Awww - u/Aggravating-Profit99 - 86 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

109. How much free time did he had!? - 6093

r/whenthe - u/Ready_Ad7480 - 283 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

110. Some piece of subhuman trash left this cat in a carrier on the side of the road in the rain. - 6053

r/cats - u/dallasinwonderland - 238 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

111. Best bloopers I have seen so far - 5858

r/lotrmemes - u/Royal-Doggie - 53 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

112. Just a dryer casually spitting fire. - 5691

r/fixedbytheduet - u/Feisty_Fox_7557 - 194 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

113. Donald Trump removed from Maine primary ballot by secretary of state - 5659

r/law - u/karim12100 - 464 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

114. Ironically his surname is literally "hoper" - 5653

r/whenthe - u/ManFromInternet2 - 430 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

115. Managers Skills 🤩😂 - 5596

r/Satisfyingasfuck - u/Vegetable-Passion-80 - 109 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

116. New rescue’s ‘interesting’ markings… - 5421

r/cats - u/xrknrbnx - 185 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

117. he is absolutely correct - 5318

r/technicallythetruth - u/SonyaAnderson - 38 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

118. Miraculous things happen. - 5317

r/wholesomememes - u/Papa_Ki_Princesse - 74 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

119. The fitness community eats like the British - 5243

r/BrandNewSentence - u/DontDrinkAcetone - 648 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

120. Rules for thee, not for me. - 5238

r/PoliticalHumor - u/ResinJones76 - 200 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

121. The game might be a big disappointment but the Starfield xbox controller looks pretty amazing still in my opinion - 5115

r/gaming - u/WhiteRun - 490 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

122. Dark Brandon confirmed based and Sherman-pilled. - 5076

r/ShermanPosting - u/UselessInsight - 191 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

123. Anon gets a job - 5062

r/wholesomegreentext - u/Velva_Green - 155 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

124. Its not wrong. Windows defender works perfectly fine so long as you don't download stupid crap or go to shady sites. - 5011

r/pcmasterrace - u/MoonlitMelodyXXX - 483 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

125. Embracing the Vitality of Family Bonds - 4826

r/FunnyandSad - u/Insta_Ki_Ranim - 154 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

126. Gypsy Rose Blanchard released from jail today, December 28th, 2023. - 4744

r/pics - u/questioninghomos - 443 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

127. Friend's Evil Stepmother Dies and What is Done with Life Insurance is Awesome - 4513

r/pettyrevenge - u/Grouchy_Tap_8264 - 153 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

128. People must love surveys - 4474

r/technicallythetruth - u/dukeofdensmore - 39 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

129. What a nice shot - 4472

r/Unexpected - u/dhruvbarak - 146 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

130. Domestic Terrorist Sports a Sinister Smile After Deciding What Was "Best" For Others - 4350

r/iamatotalpieceofshit - u/CantStopPoppin - 373 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

131. This might have been used before but wow - 4186

r/rareinsults - u/sweetttiex - 66 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

132. They can't be serious... - 4158

r/facepalm - u/Visqo - 1592 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

133. Woman obsessed with penguins meets penguins for the first time - 4131

r/aww - u/Soggy-Possibility-10 - 116 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

134. I'm a cashier and during my shift my receipt printer suddenly started rapidly beeping and slowly printed this - 4129

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Blackihole - 565 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

135. Back to PS5 with ye. - 3946

r/dankmemes - u/EvaInTheUSA - 250 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

136. This wheelchair attachment - 3834

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Green____cat - 60 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

137. OH - 3768

r/facepalm - u/Haunting-Reaction-72 - 112 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

138. [Post Game Thread] The Boston Celtics (24-6) battle, hang on, and defeat the Detroit Pistons (2-29) in overtime 128-122. The Pistons streak continues - 28 losses in a row. - 3766

r/nba - u/rattlemebones - 1148 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

139. Gypsy Rose Blanchard released early from US prison - 3765

r/news - u/nahbruh27 - 605 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

140. Russian textbooks say Trump lost in rigged election - 3734

r/politics - u/newsweek - 333 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

141. The rescue said to take pictures that capture my foster kitten's personality to help her get adopted. I just sent them these - 3623

r/cats - u/InstinctiveHome - 103 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

142. You love seeing…WHAT?! 🤨 - 3469

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/SuccessfulOperation - 230 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

143. TIL that the creator of Kwanzaa kidnapped and tortured 2 black women by whipping them with an electrical cord, placing a hot soldering iron in their mouths, and putting one of their toes in a vise. - 3172

r/todayilearned - u/Splat-Daddy - 492 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

144. 😎go hard or go home😎 - 3086

r/shitposting - u/Blood_of_Lucifer - 27 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

145. HoYoFair 2024 "Teyvat Turboflux" Countdown Illustration Part Two: 2 Days to Go - 3079

r/Genshin_Impact - u/Bisentinel - 152 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

146. Took me until my 40s but no more apartment dwelling for me - 3017

r/FirstTimeHomeBuyer - u/skyth2k1 - 248 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

147. Lottery Winnings: The Price of a Sprained Ankle? - 3010

r/meme - u/Borned_Bonda - 151 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

148. ich_iel - 2911

r/ich_iel - u/Zivilistenschwein - 64 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

149. The final photo of Pavel Kashin, a free runner and Parkour enthusiast who passed away when he was trying to back flip on top of a building and lost his balance. He fell 16 stories. - 2726

r/interestingasfuck - u/ubal0xh - 528 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

150. HoYoFair 2024 "Teyvat Turboflux" Countdown Illustration: 2 Days to Go - 2629

r/Genshin_Impact - u/Bisentinel - 137 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

151. Gta 6 trailer but...... - 2461

r/GTA6 - u/izraeeel - 154 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

152. [Weiss] Celtics getting booed off the court as they head into halftime down 66-47 to a Pistons team with 27 losses in a row. 22 points for Cade Cunningham. Pistons shooting 61% to the Celtics' 39%. Payton Pritchard is the only Celtic even having a decent offensive night. - 2307

r/nba - u/3rdEyeDeuteranopia - 317 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

153. Dude gets shot in the face then posts it on Instagram - 2273

r/WTF - u/QuakeGuy98 - 206 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

154. How delusional you have to be for this - 2100

r/clevercomebacks - u/NeglectedForgiveness - 73 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

155. Her reaction is so wholesome - 2042

r/Eyebleach - u/Umer_- - 24 Comments - Top position achieved: 22