top-of-reddit/2023/08/08-26-2023.md

1. What do you expect them to do - 52650

r/facepalm - u/blaze_uchiha999 - 5807 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. Woman helping a black bear remove a container off it's head - 51823

r/MadeMeSmile - u/TrashScientist - 1523 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Cool leaf >> $5 - 47833

r/wholesomememes - u/AyAan2022 - 284 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. This little girl who's a burn survivor gets a wig made out of her moms hair ❤️ - 46013

r/MadeMeSmile - u/whitebathingsuit - 1667 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

5. How to avoid unwanted calls ! - 45254

r/funnyvideos - u/Overall-Relation-561 - 464 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. worth it? - 42414

r/BeAmazed - u/throwaway532159950 - 721 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. This guy saved man's life - 41599

r/BeAmazed - u/lined_delirium - 696 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

8. Me irl - 40341

r/meirl - u/Intelligent-Pen1955 - 1304 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

9. Someone needs to send help - 38676

r/clevercomebacks - u/Marti_Suls - 1336 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

10. A pregnancy full of surprises - 37955

r/funny - u/French_Insight - 572 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

11. UAE astronaut eating bread and honey in space - 37538

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/sajidhaque10 - 1746 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

12. Don't move, he may not see you. - 33758

r/MadeMeSmile - u/mindyour - 321 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

13. This lil mf'er just bit me. Do I need to go to the hospital? It sure feels like I do - 33651

r/whatsthisbug - u/meatybone - 54 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

14. Man breaks up a cat fight - 33558

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Delicious-Let8429 - 703 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

15. Pinky promise - 32387

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Dogecoinleap - 475 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

16. TIL that Jim Carrey was paid $7 million for ''Dumb and Dumber'', while his co-star Jeff Daniels made just $50,000 - 32336

r/todayilearned - u/cartstanza - 1858 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

17. Nothin wrong with that - 31694

r/madlads - u/happymoron32 - 527 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

18. People are ready to threaten someone over a tweet - 31519

r/facepalm - u/everyfatguyever - 1406 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

19. One of my sausages pressurized it’s wrapper - 31257

r/mildlyinteresting - u/MaltyShakes - 1357 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

20. Anon hates GTA 5 (heil spez) - 31189

r/shitposting - u/Front-Constant-3262 - 837 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

21. Truth - 29274

r/tumblr - u/Justthisdudeyaknow - 337 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

22. A Marmot eating a rice cake. - 28652

r/oddlysatisfying - u/IkilledRichieWhelan - 552 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

23. There are only two languages - 28053

r/clevercomebacks - u/blaze_uchiha999 - 2373 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

24. Caught taking a piece of gum - 26721

r/WatchPeopleDieInside - u/Zzd12 - 2820 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

25. It's sad that this made me laugh. - 25472

r/FunnyandSad - u/Lilly_OR - 396 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

26. The customer is always right - 24463

r/comics - u/neilkohney - 246 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

27. Are we now afraid of teachers having…books? - 24327

r/facepalm - u/Sumertime9 - 2372 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

28. "Hit list": Trump grand jurors face violent threats after names and addresses shared on QAnon forums - 24211

r/politics - u/Picture-unrelated - 1843 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

29. By the cameraman to invalidate Matt Damon's support of teachers - 22437

r/therewasanattempt - u/its_luckyluke - 1701 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

30. 'The Helmet Man' offers free helmets on India's roads after his friend died in an accident - 21773

r/HumansBeingBros - u/mester006 - 277 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

31. 1910 Death Row Baseball - 21125

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Light_Watcher777 - 879 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

32. Deaf girl finds out she's gonna be a big sis - 20873

r/MadeMeSmile - u/brodino_maiuscolo - 454 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

33. The duality of society - 20681

r/memes - u/RandomAcc73 - 870 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

34. Mural in Amsterdam - 20567

r/pics - u/nilsrva - 908 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

35. Boing Boing Boing and ......POP! - 19595

r/aww - u/AtomicCypher - 334 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

36. Adopted this guy today but he came home with no pants - 19234

r/cats - u/king_bumi_the_cat - 664 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

37. this hits hard - 18468

r/JustGuysBeingDudes - u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 - 374 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

38. Stunted growth - 18372

r/funny - u/theotherjaytoo - 145 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

39. meirl - 17774

r/meirl - u/iamcoollife1994 - 247 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

40. Jealous Husband. - 17707

r/HolUp - u/Buddy2269 - 561 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

41. Woman asked to go ahead of me at Trader Joe's - 17598

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Lepke2011 - 1516 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

42. Iowa requiring so much paperwork - 17009

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/CrunchM - 968 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

43. Donald Trump committed a crime, over 60 percent of voters say - 16654

r/politics - u/BelleAriel - 1020 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

44. Bob Barker Dead: ‘Price Is Right’ Host Sadly Passes Away At 99 - 16513

r/news - u/SuperJezus - 1120 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

45. Doesn’t hurt to learn other people’s celebrations - 16481

r/wholesomememes - u/Erin_PB - 201 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

46. Loved ones? - 15774

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Hot-Bint - 2190 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

47. A family that plays together, stays together! - 15714

r/wholesomememes - u/Xochs - 129 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

48. Indian Guy Casually Moves Car - 15706

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/A_Useless_God - 532 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

49. My part time job told me I had to go full time or quit. This is coming from the same company who says nobody wants to work. - 15672

r/antiwork - u/AZNM1912 - 989 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

50. WCGW having your wrist caught on the rope - 14749

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/Creams0da - 613 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

51. foreign woman in pakistan - 14330

r/PublicFreakout - u/last-matadon - 1034 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

52. Guess you do learn something new - 14326

r/tumblr - u/DaMain-Man - 581 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

53. Top US general says Ukrainian forces have broken through Russian main lines of defense in some areas - 13811

r/worldnews - u/None_4All - 706 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

54. Bob Barker, Longtime Host of 'The Price Is Right' who Appeared in 'Happy Gilmore', Dies at 99 - 13387

r/movies - u/MarvelsGrantMan136 - 555 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

55. Whaddya mean the party committed to rolling back my rights doesn’t welcome me to their events? - 12879

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/Barnst - 497 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

56. Hmmmm, I wonder. (Heil spez) - 12801

r/shitposting - u/The_Cereal_Box - 268 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

57. “You’re on the wrong side of the road!” - 12594

r/PublicFreakout - u/I_may_have_weed - 2262 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

58. TIL tortillas are a prohibited item at Sun Devil Stadium (Arizona State University). Possession of tortillas within the stadium can be a cause for removal without a refund. - 12478

r/todayilearned - u/NoSalmonSaidit4Times - 754 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

59. lmao nailedit - 12436

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/yumyp - 168 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

60. Dark Brandon is at it again responding to Trump’s mugshot by calling him: “handsome and wonderful” 🤣 - 12254

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Paneraiguy1 - 560 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

61. To break check someone in N.Y. - 12170

r/therewasanattempt - u/Mutant_Sea_Monster - 995 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

62. Airbnb host with a history of harassing guests who left negative reviews loses case in Australian court to unveil the identities of unknown reviewers, a triumph for safeguarding anonymity in online feedback. - 11932

r/news - u/mortalwombats - 350 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

63. Dude. Heil spez. - 11838

r/shitposting - u/shadowx90 - 196 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

64. I wonder who's next - 11677

r/memes - u/Veicy01 - 109 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

65. AITA for firing my brother after he proposed at my wedding? - 11676

r/AmItheAsshole - u/Daquii - 3857 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

66. Little cupcake - 11552

r/wholesomememes - u/NicksDoingSomething - 6016 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

67. Turns out this IS how we make America great again! - 11373

r/PoliticalHumor - u/hyrailer - 422 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

68. Nicaragua bans Jesuits and seizes all of their assets. - 11191

r/worldnews - u/Rufusisking - 1209 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

69. Father finds out his anonymous kidney donor is his daughter - 11018

r/ThatsInsane - u/missthisworld - 629 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

70. my father was just laid off after 26 years at his company - 11006

r/antiwork - u/itworker8675309 - 1655 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

71. Mother is arrested in Bangladesh after son in the U.S. criticizes government online - 11002

r/worldnews - u/tomorrow509 - 435 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

72. Having your selfie as a wallpaper in your own phone. What else you got dudes? - 10800

r/SipsTea - u/SixxRabbit - 723 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

73. Why is the world this way? - 10456

r/dankmemes - u/GottaLegalize - 357 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

74. Why are they so tall? - 10410

r/dankmemes - u/MasterKlaw - 251 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

75. A cool guide showing the Percent of U.S. Adults Who Identify as LGBT - 10362

r/coolguides - u/NotoriousPYG - 4690 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

76. A guy with 19 YouTube subs executed perhaps the greatest GTA speedrun in history six weeks ago, and no one noticed - 10336

r/gaming - u/Saugeen-Uwo - 527 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

77. romeo and juliet forever - 10125

r/technicallythetruth - u/BudgetPre - 238 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

78. EXCUSE ME?! - 10080

r/TheLastAirbender - u/Tddkuipers - 240 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

79. CUE MY LATIN CHOIR - 9983

r/tumblr - u/Casper_Von_Ghoul - 182 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

80. I 6eg you pardon (heil spez) - 9902

r/shitposting - u/Front-Constant-3262 - 285 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

81. Dude's that hate their family will find any excuse to not be in the house - 9722

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/BPTeehee - 353 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

82. Fireworks light up the sky - 9652

r/oddlysatisfying - u/BodegaDad - 151 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

83. What do you do for fun? - 9603

r/funny - u/Barry-McKocinue - 463 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

84. Wtf did I do 😂😂 - 9558

r/Tinder - u/lelolalo13 - 1114 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

85. Guys...is this normal? - 9312

r/HolUp - u/WorldlyBlackberry819 - 125 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

86. TIL that McDonalds abandoned the Ronald McDonald gimmick, because of the 2016 clown scare. - 9202

r/todayilearned - u/Careful_Cobbler_3370 - 611 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

87. To secure self checkout - 9112

r/therewasanattempt - u/VariousBasket125 - 1452 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

88. That stare... it haunts me - 9099

r/HolUp - u/HollowKnight34 - 174 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

89. Don't mess with a Samurai. - 9078

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/suiciniv22 - 419 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

90. Shoulda seen this coming - 9071

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/4dailyuseonly - 424 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

91. Build toilets first! What do mean 96% of people who had access to a toilet use it? - 8988

r/dankmemes - u/PayUnlucky1104 - 507 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

92. Archaeologist Khaled Al Asaad, showing a 2nd Century Palmyra Family funerary Roman relief in Syria, 2002. He was beheaded in 2015 by ISIS after refusing to disclose the location of ancient artifacts, despite a month of torture. - 8954

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Agmm-cr - 337 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

93. Never thought I’d see one in the wild. $300 or less??? - 8924

r/ChoosingBeggars - u/pittpink - 802 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

94. TIL the smoot is a unit of measure named for Oliver R. Smoot, an MIT student who as a fraternity pledge was forced to measure the Harvard Bridge using himself as a ruler. A smoot is equal to five feet, seven inches. - 8801

r/todayilearned - u/IVLeague8 - 300 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

95. Why did it take so long? - 8448

r/wholesomememes - u/BadgerEffectives - 357 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

96. The forbidden rules - 8388

r/tumblr - u/caughtyoulookinn - 193 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

97. [4 billion years

of human evolution into 40 seconds. ](http://reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/161ppe6/4_billion_years_of_human_evolution_into_40_seconds/) - 8374

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/bawla-hedgehog - 854 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

98. Guy next to me in a concert spent most of the time chatting with a sexbox - 8323

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Sacrolargo - 610 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

99. The fact that fatigue can be accumulated but not rest is fucking bullshit - 7999

r/Showerthoughts - u/Iforgot_my_other_pw - 300 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

100. This cat broke into my house and knocked over my monitor. - 7990

r/cats - u/Spare-Sprinkles-1641 - 343 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

101. Christian Leader Warns Trump Allies 'Hijacked Name of Jesus' - 7891

r/politics - u/Huplescat22 - 737 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

102. “Zombies”? You mean the “infection spreading ones”? - 7791

r/memes - u/Privateeyesguy - 248 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

103. It really is uncanny.... - 7557

r/pics - u/Mystique7766 - 298 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

104. To dive in - 7554

r/therewasanattempt - u/VariousBasket125 - 495 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

105. Riding blind - 7213

r/WTF - u/-UknowImRight- - 571 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

106. My girlfriend owns the house and brings it up in EVERY disagreement we have, and I'm so over it - 7190

r/TrueOffMyChest - u/Rahm-Izad - 1165 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

107. Me for real - 7111

r/memes - u/BuilderLeagueUnited - 103 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

108. The Emperor's New Groove (2000) - 6757

r/tumblr - u/Sonic_the_hedgedog - 40 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

109. Why would Ron do that to hurt us - Disney Firefighters probably - 6730

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/whenitpours3 - 280 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

110. Good boy saves the day - 6725

r/AnimalsBeingBros - u/ExactlySorta - 160 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

111. This is infuriating.. - 6674

r/ImTheMainCharacter - u/buckerducktruck - 992 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

112. Students, professors report chaos as semester begins at New College of Florida - 6663

r/news - u/krabapplepie - 757 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

113. Ppl who knew thing - 6654

r/StandUpComedy - u/franticnourishment10 - 122 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

114. TIL three of the richest counties in the US are Washington DC suburbs - 6500

r/todayilearned - u/StressCanBeHealthy - 687 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

115. USPS returned mail because it came into contact with “human feces” - 6437

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/LiteraryThings - 516 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

116. WIBTAH for leaving my wife and children because I hate them? - 6282

r/AITAH - u/ThrowRA-July25 - 2760 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

117. Community notes for the win - 6227

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/JamesEllars - 192 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

118. geologist knows how to come back - 6061

r/clevercomebacks - u/biernigc-von-yeet - 85 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

119. This Bathroom tells you what stalls are open or not - 5641

r/mildlyinteresting - u/Finnsdogmom - 305 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

120. AITA for not wanting to pay the extra money my MIL put for a gift I didn’t ask for? - 5518

r/AmItheAsshole - u/MILcoffeemachine - 2326 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

121. How would you manage the situation? - 5454

r/facepalm - u/KeenlyOpposite - 1067 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

122. 🔥 Just a sea cow, watchin' some yellow fish - 5450

r/NatureIsFuckingLit - u/SinjiOnO - 103 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

123. You can’t make this up - 5405

r/2westerneurope4u - u/Odd-Region1 - 480 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

124. Maybe Maybe Maybe - 5398

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/Cholai_214 - 432 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

125. Post ER update: it was an abscess - 5124

r/SkincareAddicts - u/stvckmind - 244 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

126. A day in the life of a professional stay-at-home boyfriend. - 5072

r/TikTokCringe - u/Chocolat3City - 413 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

127. Pretty sure it take longer to take his mugshot - 4976

r/BikiniBottomTwitter - u/Express_Squash9940 - 133 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

128. This $60 million HIGH SCHOOL football stadium in Texas. - 4866

r/ThatsInsane - u/Ready_Slip_4325 - 673 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

129. So this girl sent me nudes and said she was in love with me, she stopped talking to me so I got worried... then this happened - 4855

r/Nicegirls - u/blacsrage - 905 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

130. I used two telescopes and two cameras to capture my clearest photo of Saturn from my backyard. This also coincides with when the planet is closest to Earth! - 4796

r/space - u/ajamesmccarthy - 124 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

131. My job is to inspect every single one of these car, night time hits different - 4608

r/oddlyterrifying - u/TikTokBoom173 - 216 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

132. Most aggravating type of people - 4605

r/TikTokCringe - u/atalltalltree - 702 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

133. Punk tries impressing his friends by playing the "knockout game" and walks up to an older gentleman and sucker punches him. Fortunately for us he never thought about what would happen if the older guy ate his punch and started giving him the business. - 4304

r/fightporn - u/Ipunishdogabusers - 285 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

134. [Passan] On Friday night, there were 4,319 pitches thrown across the major leagues. And for the first time on a day with a full slate of 15 games, there were zero pitch-clock violations. Attendance is up 9.2%. Game time down 25 minutes, to 2:39. The rules changes are a rousing success. - 4204

r/baseball - u/Waaaaaaaaaasuup - 485 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

135. cow explosion is green - 3564

r/TerrifyingAsFuck - u/hoatzin_whisperer - 459 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

136. 1,000 year old baobab tree. Baobab trees can store up to 32,000 gallons of water in their trunk - 3301

r/interestingasfuck - u/throughsuspend937 - 151 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

137. Kudos for being self-made billionaires though - 3204

r/memes - u/Unit28722 - 381 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

138. Heil spez - 2990

r/shitposting - u/ChihuahuaOwner88 - 131 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

139. Never trust your friends... - 2751

r/Animemes - u/thehacktivistic - 84 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

140. TIL That Helium is the only element that is completely non-renewable, and we're rapidly running out of it - which is a big issue, as Helium is used heavily in the scientific community - 1838

r/todayilearned - u/Broski225 - 333 Comments - Top position achieved: 25