top-of-reddit/2023/07/07-17-2023.md

1. Designated driver making sure she gets home safe. - 78865

r/MadeMeSmile - u/mindyour - 1223 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. [UPDATE] I was fired - 57191

r/subway - u/sleepparalysisagain - 3238 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

3. Professor Callie Rennison makes Brock Turner the literal textbook definition of a rapist - 53759

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/AlwaysTheNoob - 1124 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. I know I probably shouldn't laugh about this but damn - 42300

r/BrandNewSentence - u/mecnev - 1956 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

5. A Royal Navy Sea Harrier after making an emergency landing on a container ship at sea, the Pilot was lost and running out of fuel and decided to eject, however he spotted the Alraigo ship and emergency landed, saving the £7m jet. The Alraigo crew and owners were awarded £570,000 compensation. - 37601

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Status-Victory - 1065 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

6. This instagram influencer that pretended to be in Emirates business class - 33194

r/facepalm - u/mulix90 - 1291 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

7. Dog detecting one drop of gasoline in his Scent Discrimination Training for arson detection - 30799

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/infinitiumvortex - 855 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

8. My old church sending my mom hate mail for divorcing my abusive dad - 29592

r/facepalm - u/babyblueberry333 - 4393 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

9. God Bless, Charles Barkley - 29186

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/zzill6 - 472 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. Billionaires aren't okay — for their mental health, time to drastically raise their taxes: From threatening cage matches to backing RFK Jr., billionaires prove too much money detaches a person from reality - 28599

r/politics - u/semaphore-1842 - 1727 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

11. Italy begins stripping lesbian mothers of their parental rights - 28365

r/worldnews - u/HyacinthFT - 3309 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

12. TIL: HP was busted multiple times shipping their laptops like the EliteBook, ProBook, Pavilion and Envy with keyloggers that could record keystrokes to a local file accessible by anyone. This alarming discovery by a cyber-security firm impacted over 460 laptop models. And it happend multiple times. - 27366

r/todayilearned - u/UnlimitedDuck - 1024 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

13. Single forever - 26838

r/memes - u/Last_Mulberry_877 - 996 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

14. Fear of being shoved into a taffy machine - 26704

r/tumblr - u/SaraAnnabelle - 782 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

15. Victoria Cameron Texas 4A Girls 100 meter state champ. - 26208

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/esberat - 769 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

16. Unbelievable - 25720

r/TikTokCringe - u/Snoo-33732 - 2619 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

17. Pro Union - 25157

r/antiwork - u/tcollins317 - 478 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

18. A life tip from Betty Crocker? - 24788

r/technicallythetruth - u/0Ring-0 - 364 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

19. help my infant is gay bc he likes colours - 24752

r/facepalm - u/SharpGusto - 3986 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

20. Motorcycle cop finished the course with no cones falling over - 24395

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/rco888 - 1243 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

21. Buzz Aldrin on the 54th Anniversary of Apollo 11 launch today - 23811

r/MadeMeSmile - u/rainbowarriorhere - 1169 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

22. An underwater atomic bomb test in 1946 - 23570

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/OneHundredForcer - 1241 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

23. New drug found to slow Alzheimer's hailed a 'turning point in fight against disease' - 22882

r/news - u/ICumCoffee - 896 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

24. I mean… gestures broadly - 22862

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/KHaskins77 - 643 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

25. Insanity - 21735

r/facepalm - u/Soaphed9997 - 4709 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

26. Climate activists spray paint on megayacht owned by heir to the Walmart fortune - 21398

r/PublicFreakout - u/mushyrain - 2746 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

27. Mind Body Problem - 21271

r/comics - u/MrLovens - 185 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

28. TIL that due to industry influence, Missouri has some of the loosest alcohol laws in the US. Hard liquor can be sold in grocery stores and gas stations; bars can double as liquor stores; public intoxication is legal; and open containers are allowed in most areas, including by passengers in vehicles. - 20825

r/todayilearned - u/ProbablySomeBoomer - 2401 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

29. Super-Sexy Male - 20775

r/tumblr - u/SaraAnnabelle - 282 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

30. Why??? - 20172

r/HolUp - u/PorkyPain - 372 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

31. The amount of pillows on my sister's couch. - 19803

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Scherzoh - 1622 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

32. A dress that changes color when exposed to sunlight. - 19653

r/BeAmazed - u/sandwichmclee - 1627 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

33. Pencil sharpeners throughout the years - 19537

r/oddlysatisfying - u/vjenkinsgo - 530 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

34. To not go home - 19311

r/therewasanattempt - u/AristonD - 488 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

35. I... dont know what to say. - 18978

r/facepalm - u/No_Mongoose1140 - 2237 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

36. Why Isn't Clarence Thomas Facing Impeachment Hearings? - 18693

r/politics - u/LuvKrahft - 905 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

37. She's right. - 18632

r/TikTokCringe - u/laughtercupcake51 - 2391 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

38. Well, overalls nipples - 18169

r/facepalm - u/Sblordo-Veciotto - 739 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

39. Heal Turn - 18047

r/comics - u/MrLovens - 256 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

40. why - 17659

r/facepalm - u/dangeroustorage - 780 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

41. Who was this made for - 17608

r/AbsoluteUnits - u/denselyDock - 4065 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

42. Glory to Spez - 17571

r/shitposting - u/TheCryonix_ - 774 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

43. How to ruin a burger - 17354

r/StupidFood - u/wet_egirl_ass - 4114 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

44. Someone keeps doing this to a public basketball court. - 17066

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Dutch2211 - 1091 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

45. yeah.... - 16863

r/marvelmemes - u/Alternative_Fox_6871 - 651 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

46. If you know, you already understood. - 16423

r/HolUp - u/esberat - 569 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

47. Moral of the story: Don't be a misogynist assholes - 16311

r/TikTokCringe - u/ExIsTeNtIaL_ShIt - 1255 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

48. The Vegas MSG sphere - 16269

r/oddlyterrifying - u/Kalunda2 - 763 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

49. Fukui Perfecture (Chūbu region of Honshū) is known for the near 80% of Dinosaur fossils found in Japan. They even incorporate Dinosaurs into their benches. - 15932

r/oddlysatisfying - u/thesuavedog - 322 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

50. Meirl - 15889

r/meirl - u/dpotilas89 - 455 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

51. To grab someone’s phone. - 15770

r/therewasanattempt - u/Wtf_happen - 1751 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

52. Far too much attention - 15517

r/lotrmemes - u/BlancheFranklin5 - 190 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

53. I don’t like sand. Not good for the complexion. - 15458

r/PrequelMemes - u/stunk_funky - 388 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

54. LOoK I MaDE a JoKe - 15192

r/clevercomebacks - u/HolidayOwlz - 173 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

55. Woman destroyer. - 15107

r/memes - u/thepositivepandemic - 745 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

56. Cursed conversation - 15082

r/cursedcomments - u/DOPENHElMER - 300 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

57. BuT iTS cOld iN thE WiNtER - 14985

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Adelu1219 - 1026 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

58. To yell at the employees but forgets to put her car in park - 14707

r/therewasanattempt - u/TXVERAS - 811 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

59. Street artist painting funny sketch of stranger. - 14652

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Patient_Island_2080 - 344 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

60. Dr. Park Dietz explains to Richard Kuklinski the potential reason why he became a mass murderer - 14589

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Seraphenigma - 667 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

61. to play at the gym - 14424

r/therewasanattempt - u/11stainless11 - 724 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

62. Tonight, we comment, in hell! - 13964

r/dankmemes - u/thepositivepandemic - 399 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

63. Almost died - 13927

r/Unexpected - u/howmanygrapes_ - 686 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

64. So, Ron has always just been cool like that? - 13924

r/Gamingcirclejerk - u/tdolomax - 347 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

65. TIL that the failed Superman film which had cast Nicolas Cage ending up costing Warner Brothers around $30 million. $20 million of that was paid to Nicolas Cage, his guarantee if the production halted. - 13727

r/todayilearned - u/Make_the_music_stop - 492 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

66. AAA pulls back from offering insurance in Florida, following Farmers - 13708

r/news - u/my2ndr - 1661 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

67. Are you really a man without a beard? - 13565

r/facepalm - u/EpicBroodjeFrikandel - 848 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

68. Golden Retrievers in Scotland celebrating their 155th anniversary as a breed - 13390

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Artane_33 - 440 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

69. Learned a lot from Bugs - 13145

r/wholesomememes - u/DiannClancy - 151 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

70. Barking up the wrong tree - 13082

r/Unexpected - u/VariousBasket125 - 328 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

71. Me irl - 12942

r/meirl - u/TemmyLade - 1384 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

72. “a tiktok account dedicated to worshipping judy hopps (the bunny cop from zootopia) just…” - 12623

r/BrandNewSentence - u/PamelainSA - 241 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

73. Thier smiles and excitement is infectious! - 12621

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 - 365 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

74. Buzz Aldrin on the 54th Anniversary of the launch of Apollo 11 - 12504

r/space - u/rainbowarriorhere - 928 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

75. They don’t deserver this - 12403

r/dankmemes - u/awwbetteryesno - 185 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

76. Maybe Maybe Maybe - 12068

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/IkilledRichieWhelan - 161 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

77. Is there anything else to blame? - 11672

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/thatguy9684736255 - 928 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

78. Boyfriend wanted TotK for his birthday so I made him a Link cake to go with it! - 11633

r/gaming - u/marshmellers95 - 232 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

79. Little man wasn't about to be denied again... - 11487

r/funny - u/thejeffroc - 534 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

80. The pocket watch - 11333

r/BeAmazed - u/Ok_Influence_4274 - 498 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

81. Uno - 11070

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/SpectreRedditor - 676 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

82. Arm leg leg arm head - 10933

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/jorginho20regista - 341 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

83. Don’t be an old fart. - 10675

r/ContagiousLaughter - u/IkilledRichieWhelan - 211 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

84. Japan, just Japan. - 10365

r/wholesomememes - u/RayVasquez7 - 147 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

85. I'm flattered - 10349

r/memes - u/ThatCoolBlondeGirl - 270 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

86. guys holds dude at gun point for trying to steal his car and waits for cops to arrive - 10317

r/CrazyFuckingVideos - u/johnballs69 - 1054 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

87. My wife's sense of humor is.....juvenile - 10151

r/funny - u/BooRadleysreddit - 314 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

88. Streamer wipes off her camera lens after a request from a viewer. - 10064

r/HolUp - u/esberat - 178 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

89. Dog walker captured the moment a rocket broke apart in the earth atmosphere - 10054

r/BeAmazed - u/OneHundredForcer - 170 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

90. Supreme Court, Republicans to blame for lack of debt forgiveness, students say in poll - 9803

r/politics - u/vbbryce - 548 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

91. Driving by the river edge - 9699

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/uchman365 - 433 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

92. Idk who to faceplam for - 9609

r/facepalm - u/Zetronspy - 1097 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

93. Blursed CEO - 9588

r/blursedimages - u/FiddlerOfTheForest - 109 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

94. meirl - 9442

r/meirl - u/sedatePeter68 - 179 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

95. Conservatives when reading comprehension: - 9282

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/JohnSheet69420 - 374 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

96. Moms for liberty.... or something - 9171

r/PoliticalHumor - u/weezo182 - 79 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

97. Satisfying Lincoln Continental 1975. - 9162

r/oddlysatisfying - u/esberat - 489 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

98. These volunteers are amazing - 9017

r/PublicFreakout - u/Jumpman707 - 455 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

99. That ending got me good tho - 8732

r/Unexpected - u/Steph-Kai - 142 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

100. hold my 🥤(praise spez) - 8465

r/shitposting - u/jaska9999 - 158 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

101. 10 orphaned ducklings adopted by a mother duck - 8176

r/BeAmazed - u/External_Industry739 - 260 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

102. Moscow blames Ukraine for new attack on bridge linking annexed Crimea to Russia - 8007

r/worldnews - u/shamimhasan551 - 898 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

103. Australian Sailor And His Dog Survive Two Months At Sea - 7905

r/worldnews - u/babinyar - 413 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

104. Intelligent rabbit knows the dog is following its scent, so it doubles back - 7541

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/CartridgeGenGamer - 153 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

105. Why Americans are fat - 7518

r/2westerneurope4u - u/Json_Bach - 1323 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

106. Going for a swish! - 7493

r/Unexpected - u/Virasman - 233 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

107. He knows he's full of shit, right? - 7337

r/MurderedByWords - u/Miserable_Leading_47 - 204 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

108. Why universal healthcare has become so reviled in the US is beyond me. - 7239

r/facepalm - u/Comfortablejack - 404 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

109. Do cats know my wife’s pregnant? She’s sevenish months and the last three months they won’t leave her side. - 7237

r/cats - u/primerr69 - 300 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

110. It really hurts😭 (Worship Supreme Landed Gentleman Spez) - 7202

r/shitposting - u/No-Banana-9273 - 83 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

111. Studying Together! - 6942

r/gifs - u/KenMarshall8 - 76 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

112. Wife says we need to get gas when we leave - 6876

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/UpdootDaSnootBoop - 844 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

113. Why are IT guys such dick - 6738

r/FunnyandSad - u/MallMaher - 231 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

114. Homeless guy sits outside my job and only cares about the money, leaves behind all the food ppl give him - 6736

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/majik_rose - 1522 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

115. Latest UN vote to end US embargo against Cuba - 6568

r/MapPorn - u/flyingcatwithhorns - 1528 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

116. Yeah I live on slow the fuck down street - 6549

r/WTF - u/Flajuy - 292 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

117. I recently realized I was trafficked as a teenager. My mom conveniently has no memory of that summer. Trigger Warning. - 6539

r/TwoXChromosomes - u/ExMoIsMyPersonality - 321 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

118. Dating tips - 6514

r/SipsTea - u/8wine - 282 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

119. Chechens fighting on Ukrainian side ambush a Russian Ural truck. Location and date unknown but presumed recent. - 6477

r/CombatFootage - u/Chrushev - 509 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

120. It's just missing the neon sign from etsy. - 6264

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/notjayson - 173 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

121. Glory to spez, our lord spez is removing awards and i have a ton of reddit coins that are worthless now, up vote and comment and claim your award. - 6264

r/shitposting - u/Jalal445 - 4410 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

122. Outing kids is dangerous - 6204

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/thatguy9684736255 - 714 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

123. This is never not funny - 6187

r/clevercomebacks - u/sincereLlama2281 - 74 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

124. Conservatives are more likely to complain in everyday service contexts due to their higher sense of entitlement - 6161

r/science - u/HeinieKaboobler - 567 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

125. I’m dying of cancer. I’m going to wish for the ending of one piece - 5928

r/OnePiece - u/LimpCaterpillar1202 - 486 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

126. No Tree Shade for You, Union Workers! - 5843

r/LateStageCapitalism - u/Polixxa - 222 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

127. Guy gets dropped by worker at local fast food restaurant - 5722

r/PublicFreakout - u/NeverNoms - 310 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

128. A guy tried to meet a 13 yr old but instead meets her dad and his dogs - 5340

r/CrazyFuckingVideos - u/Dyingtolivee - 509 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

129. anime_irl - 5270

r/anime_irl - u/NekoWafers - 80 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

130. You knew it was a good game when it had to come on 4 floppy disks - 5211

r/gaming - u/uns0licited_advice - 386 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

131. Time to find a new job! - 5169

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/GoldLoquat5933 - 1338 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

132. Can't quite make out what's going on down there...oh - 4890

r/Unexpected - u/mfairview - 159 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

133. Me irl - 4827

r/meirl - u/RogalikYT - 175 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

134. Part of the Kerch Bridge has collapsed near the 145th pillar. - 4815

r/ukraine - u/TheRealMykola - 321 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

135. Men's fashion is shit - 4478

r/tumblr - u/SaraAnnabelle - 415 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

136. Buzz Aldrin celebrating the 54th Anniversary of the Apollo 11 launch - 3803

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/bumjiggy - 369 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

137. Health insurance in America - 3689

r/awfuleverything - u/secretslut991 - 288 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

138. what music artist perfectly describes this? - 3498

r/teenagers - u/phoenixc6000 - 1337 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

139. Guy who begged for Elon and constantly praised Elon is now mad that Elon turned his favorite place into an even bigger shithole than it was before. - 2892

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/SlagginOff - 125 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

140. Preach Sean - 2736

r/TikTokCringe - u/Downtown-Strawberry8 - 194 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

141. Safety movement lines and on-site operation regulations are missing in this Chinese factory... - 2172

r/Whatcouldgowrong - u/midas617 - 227 Comments - Top position achieved: 25