top-of-reddit/2023/09/09-11-2023.md

1. Why would you do that - 59418

r/facepalm - u/Eliza_YH - 4044 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. In Peru, police have detained a man who was carrying around an 800-year-old mummy in a travel bag. When questioned by authorities, the man claimed her name was “Juanita” and she was his girlfriend. - 48585

r/Weird - u/TheOddityCollector - 1286 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

3. Grass slides in Hulunbuir Prairie, Inner Mongolia - 35166

r/oddlysatisfying - u/SinjiOnO - 379 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. On September 11, 2001, as four planes were overtaken by terrorists, Ben Sliney, the FAA's National Operations Manager on duty, made the unprecedented call to ground every commercial flight in the US. It was his first day on job. - 35030

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/ExactlySorta - 946 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

5. Making a car with nothing but stapler bullets - 33498

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/icebergiman - 606 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

6. Rudy Giuliani is a moron. - 32381

r/facepalm - u/Hallie_ZM - 972 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. me_irl - 31015

r/me_irl - u/JaxTheCrafter - 7294 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

8. Never forget - 31010

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ExactlySorta - 477 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

9. And Republicans still support them - 30176

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/AncientCamels - 996 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. Pro wrestler puts on a 5/5 star match with a 9 year old girl that was a member of the company’s inaugural training class - 28536

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Scaulbylausis - 984 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

11. Thailand’s stop drinking advertisement - 28497

r/funny - u/neslo_ice - 669 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. That Is a Fact - 28154

r/FunnyandSad - u/Isla_RC - 786 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

13. Wrestler puts on a 5/5 star match with a 9 year old girl that was a member of the company’s inaugural training class - 28033

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Scaulbylausis - 986 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

14. I'm going to buy a house - 27376

r/comics - u/sellyourcomputer - 725 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

15. Heil spez - 25842

r/shitposting - u/Notoriousnugget075 - 349 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

16. Disney movie. - 25820

r/clevercomebacks - u/Anguto - 1783 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

17. Size doesn’t matter <3 - 23971

r/wholesomememes - u/Luna_ZK - 443 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

18. He’s cool bruh - 23699

r/dankmemes - u/fakeairpods - 636 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

19. TIL there is an IQ floor (80 points) to serve in the US Armed Forces and this requirement was relaxed during the Vietnam war. These people died at 5 times the rate of other Americans in the war. - 23077

r/todayilearned - u/my_n3w_account - 1689 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

20. Young Ocelot wants some scratches - 22937

r/aww - u/hmuberto - 586 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

21. Did not see that coming... - 21979

r/MadeMeSmile - u/bridge_004 - 343 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

22. Trump plans to become a dictator — denial will not save you - 21955

r/politics - u/denys1973 - 2205 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

23. TIL In Jerusalem, there is an 'immovable ladder' under the window of the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. There since 1757, it cannot be moved without the agreement of all 6 church clerics. Once a chair was moved 20cm which resulted in a fistfight, so now nobody dares to alter the ladder. - 21844

r/todayilearned - u/ZealousidealLuck6303 - 1309 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

24. internet company installed while my gf wasn’t home - 20640

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/jjamaro01 - 873 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

25. Mark Cuban is as out of touch as any other billionaire. - 20598

r/TikTokCringe - u/rex-ac - 2658 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

26. Warms my heart - 20230

r/wholesomememes - u/impassionedstole003 - 394 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

27. Am I the only one who gets annoyed by this? - 20122

r/memes - u/DownTownDK - 1084 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

28. Mile high club - 19899

r/PublicFreakout - u/11stainless11 - 1018 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

29. Meta sequoia bonsai forest - 19408

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/solateor - 189 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

30. Saw it in another subreddit, thought it would fit in here. - 18989

r/wholesomememes - u/uncosmmos - 260 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

31. I can't get enough of this - 18759

r/wholesomememes - u/Both_Guide_3918 - 151 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

32. It’s been 22 years, yet seems like yesterday. - 18678

r/pics - u/depressedsinnerxiii - 1857 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

33. Poor soul is terrified - 18589

r/cats - u/TripHippies_ - 426 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

34. Why are brown cats not very common? - 18545

r/cats - u/Schrozdinger - 724 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

35. She knew the way to his father's heart - 17987

r/MadeMeSmile - u/supermanistaken - 564 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

36. That makes so much sense. - 17745

r/clevercomebacks - u/depressedsinnerxiii - 583 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

37. New hire told me she thought it was rude that I was hogging the "entire table" on lunch. Any thoughts? - 17738

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/KnavishFob - 4119 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

38. For real - 16829

r/tumblr - u/Justthisdudeyaknow - 640 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

39. Anyone else remember this - 16567

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Hot_Date_378 - 482 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

40. Me_irl - 16442

r/me_irl - u/Monkey_D-Thanos - 234 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

41. ME_irl - 16226

r/meirl - u/rabive - 469 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

42. Me_irl - 15715

r/me_irl - u/kruminater - 626 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

43. I had no idea this was a possible way to die, fucking insane - 15712

r/oddlyterrifying - u/Own_Apartment1233 - 1127 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

44. Meirl - 14997

r/meirl - u/blaze_uchiha999 - 426 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

45. [OC] Back to school - 14755

r/comics - u/colmscomics - 257 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

46. meirl - 14516

r/meirl - u/AltruisticChrd - 588 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

47. I did not rest on the seventh day - 14395

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/mymatt1 - 296 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

48. Marjorie Taylor Greene Says States Should 'Consider Seceding From the Union' - 14353

r/politics - u/kugkug - 3661 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

49. Consolation prize. - 14313

r/wholesomememes - u/blindly_fast_morale - 88 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

50. A compilation of Conan O'Brien getting roasted by Martin Short - 14244

r/funny - u/MulciberTenebras - 431 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

51. everyone NEEDS a raccoon - 14021

r/wholesomememes - u/im-not_sure_sorry - 42 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

52. Joe Biden placing a wreath at the only monument of John McCain in the world in Hanoi, Vietnam - 13885

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Fine_Sea5807 - 1160 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

53. She filmed her incredible weightloss journey - 13538

r/BeAmazed - u/Theshowerthought_ - 814 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

54. Celebrating her Sweet 16 twenty-two years ago. - 13316

r/pics - u/VogonPoetSociety - 502 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

55. Officer on the move. - 12330

r/MadeMeSmile - u/morganmonroe81 - 257 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

56. To get a pentagram tattoo - 12309

r/therewasanattempt - u/TXVERAS - 176 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

57. Look it Up - 12147

r/comics - u/cymorg121 - 113 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

58. she found her boo - 12060

r/technicallythetruth - u/gvthangel - 120 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

59. N word (heil spez) - 11909

r/shitposting - u/quandaleOwOdingle - 190 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

60. Yes, the world should be like this every day! - 11611

r/MadeMeSmile - u/SweetyByHeart - 424 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

61. Last picture of FDNY Firefighter Gary Box on his way to the WTC on foot on September 11 2001 after their truck got stuck in traffic in the Brooklyn Battery Tunnel. He died later that day his remains were never recovered. - 11594

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Troxin - 296 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

62. [OC] This stray kitty waits outside my door every night for his dinner :) - 11576

r/aww - u/Rejectyd - 329 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

63. I may not be the first, but I think I just discovered something. This game is super-smart! - 11510

r/Starfield - u/ICCanada - 488 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

64. Anon talks about 9/11 & its consequences. - 11277

r/NewGreentexts - u/CurrentlyPersecuted - 546 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

65. That 70’s shitshow - 11164

r/memes - u/BAKED_TATER_ - 834 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

66. The USA has a serious record of domestic violence - 10890

r/clevercomebacks - u/Keegerr - 337 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

67. AITA for having a "fake" wedding for everyone to bring children to. - 10806

r/AmItheAsshole - u/OkObjective8677 - 1495 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

68. meirl - 10652

r/meirl - u/ZombieTheRogue - 510 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

69. Texas student suspended over his loc hairstyle days after state’s Crown Act takes effect - 10595

r/news - u/Daxl - 1493 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

70. 80+ hours in - my "I wish I knew that earlier" list. - 10525

r/Starfield - u/Bored_guy_in_dc - 3328 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

71. Heil spez - 10399

r/shitposting - u/muslim_misato - 154 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

72. Extremely based - 10291

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Paneraiguy1 - 502 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

73. in honor of 9/11 heres a picture I drew in 2008 when i was 11 - 10280

r/HolUp - u/jiar300 - 261 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

74. Match Strike in High Def - 10049

r/BeAmazed - u/BlueBucketMaple - 144 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

75. It doesn’t happen very often - 10023

r/wholesomememes - u/Lola_ZJ - 50 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

76. meirl - 9948

r/meirl - u/Guitar_t-bone - 300 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

77. If this works, why that? - 9937

r/clevercomebacks - u/Hi-piee - 259 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

78. Let him cook - 9911

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/districtcourt - 652 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

79. not even a bort mug - 9851

r/tumblr - u/Y5K77G - 58 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

80. Back in my day you either got the job or didn't. - 9798

r/gaming - u/bomarian - 696 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

81. Is this ethical? - 9687

r/TikTokCringe - u/earnestappendix - 444 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

82. meirl - 9371

r/meirl - u/RoundEquivalent2764 - 79 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

83. Visited in the early 90s. The thought of others doing this 22 years ago today, makes my heart ache. - 9267

r/pics - u/socks4doby - 214 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

84. I gave Mousse a bath, and now He BIG mad 😂😭😂 - 9159

r/aww - u/kittycola94 - 182 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

85. I mean... yes? - 9033

r/SelfAwarewolves - u/vaguely_literate - 294 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

86. Hinge date - 9001

r/TikTokCringe - u/choganoga - 259 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

87. Well? - 8836

r/tumblr - u/Justthisdudeyaknow - 126 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

88. Help me understand this - 8835

r/facepalm - u/halfmeasures611 - 826 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

89. Well, he ain't wrong - 8820

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Ok-Toe-6969 - 737 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

90. Camping hacks - 8550

r/SipsTea - u/CavetrollofMoria - 668 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

91. As someone that doesn’t have children, is this true? - 8313

r/wholesomememes - u/Lola_ZJ - 262 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

92. If you ever make a mistake, watch this. - 8243

r/SipsTea - u/SixxRabbit - 239 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

93. Monsieur cat - 8243

r/Awww - u/TriningBuyer - 69 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

94. Russians opened fire on a Ukrainian flag tied to balloons, revealing their position for a counterattack, Ukraine says - 8242

r/worldnews - u/Gothicarson - 259 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

95. Some Tesla engineers secretly started designing a Cybertruck alternative because they 'hated' it - 8166

r/technology - u/its_pugo - 1013 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

96. Girly romance comic [OC] - 8087

r/comics - u/merrivius - 135 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

97. [Charania] Sources: LeBron James wants to represent Team USA at 2024 Paris Olympics and is spearheading group of future Hall of Famers – including Stephen Curry, Kevin Durant – prepared to commit. Full details with @joevardon at @TheAthletic: - 8066

r/nba - u/D09987766 - 1907 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

98. In Guatemala there are solo guide dogs that voluntarily help and accompany foreign strangers up the Acatenango Volcano. They've been nicknamed 'Angeles' (guardians) by the locals. - 8023

r/AnimalsBeingBros - u/SinjiOnO - 178 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

99. When your comedian friend OD's - 7927

r/StandUpComedy - u/Max_Rezna - 174 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

100. Ted Cruz like porn on main (9-11-17) #neverforget - 7830

r/PoliticalHumor - u/kevinowdziej - 165 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

101. A wreck of an old ship found was under Twin Towers ruins after 9/11 - 7812

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/odneh_ - 221 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

102. Israeli children attack a Christian tourist - 7650

r/PublicFreakout - u/iSalaamU - 2294 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

103. Hmmm Toast - 7467

r/tumblr - u/Grimnir_Esjay - 155 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

104. TIL the United States Postal Service (USPS) delivers a whopping 44% of the world's mail - 7064

r/todayilearned - u/theTeaEnjoyer - 408 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

105. My asshole ex-roommate abandoned her cat with me and I'm glad she did! - 7050

r/cats - u/Evildeluxe - 161 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

106. Short kings, still kings - 7038

r/memes - u/LemonConnoiseur - 487 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

107. I DISAVOW IN THE NAME OF THE ADEPTUS MECHANICUS AND THE OMNISSIAH. - 6954

r/CuratedTumblr - u/Acrobatic_Permit_370 - 215 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

108. It’s even funnier a 12th time - 6568

r/dankmemes - u/GreenCreep376 - 90 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

109. [OC] Teenager backs into me and flees... subsequently learns about existence of dashcams - 6413

r/IdiotsInCars - u/phairphair - 503 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

110. Didn't look "pretty enough" 4 hours after my mom died. - 6297

r/traumatizeThemBack - u/dasbarr - 215 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

111. "It should've been me" - 6167

r/HolUp - u/shy_eva6 - 360 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

112. Heil spez - 6132

r/shitposting - u/Psychedelix117 - 33 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

113. Asked for a fade and got this 🙄 - 6021

r/Wellthatsucks - u/J-man-Big - 939 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

114. Poor guy… - 5839

r/facepalm - u/Lovebugibom - 65 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

115. This is not meant to be political, just funny hopefully - 5565

r/dankmemes - u/mikeschwally1 - 113 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

116. Just a reminder who it was that got him - 5549

r/pics - u/Davidred323 - 1148 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

117. The way the dough rises inside the oven - 5496

r/oddlysatisfying - u/rco888 - 131 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

118. Wait for it... - 5237

r/HolUp - u/Munchkinna - 254 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

119. This definitely should be a thing - 5138

r/facepalm - u/CurlyQueenBo - 151 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

120. Larry and Alain dropping Form 4s - 5111

r/Superstonk - u/nugsy_mcb - 441 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

121. Bruh - 4915

r/CuratedTumblr - u/MelanieWalmartinez - 294 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

122. So real - 4911

r/whenthe - u/number1Obamafan - 51 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

123. So Who's the prettiest girls in the world - 4796

r/NonPoliticalTwitter - u/sestigioussd - 232 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

124. But Can You? - 4788

r/HolUp - u/sussydotcom69 - 258 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

125. The level of cringe. - 4733

r/ImTheMainCharacter - u/Cilantro_terracotta - 803 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

126. Everyone knows about Viggo's broken toe, but what about his broken tooth? - 4654

r/lotrmemes - u/cultusuality - 42 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

127. maybe maybe maybe - 4634

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/SinjiOnO - 304 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

128. he is kinda both? - 4512

r/technicallythetruth - u/RemarkableExplorer66 - 139 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

129. Cursed_mom - 4506

r/cursedcomments - u/UltraDS - 310 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

130. [OC] My cats trips for the last year - 4332

r/dataisbeautiful - u/LANDVOGT-_ - 989 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

131. Never forget the OGs. - 4262

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/UnableEfficiencys - 109 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

132. Less than 5 minutes into his Jets debut, Aaron Rodgers is carted off with injury - 4042

r/sports - u/ANTristotle - 583 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

133. "We have origin characters at home, sweetie" - 3797

r/BaldursGate3 - u/StefanFr97 - 110 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

134. My wife doesn’t want to have sex anymore - 3576

r/amiwrong - u/hello-i-needadvice - 2519 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

135. Cursed_What an idiotic idea - 3542

r/cursedcomments - u/MonCherihy - 79 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

136. The world’s gone mad - 3450

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/ThickCapital - 169 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

137. Lula Backs Off Pledge Putin Won’t Be Arrested If He Visits Next Year’s G-20 Summit In Brazil - 3295

r/worldnews - u/bloomberg - 205 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

138. Racist Streamer in Japan gets Knocked Out - 3212

r/PublicFreakout - u/Therealomerali - 380 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

139. Beyonces Merch Pricing for the Renaissance Tour - 1990

r/WTF - u/LadyMacDeath - 379 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

140. Well, I pirtaed a movie yesterday... - 1630

r/technicallythetruth - u/the_akshit_2425 - 33 Comments - Top position achieved: 21