top-of-reddit/2024/02/02-07-2024.md

1. Racial profiling at it's finest smh - 50365

r/facepalm - u/Shotziexo - 1377 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. Glad this didn’t exist when I was a kid. - 37485

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid - u/Specken_zee_Doitch - 2223 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

3. The Rehbinder effect, a phenomenon that makes cutting glass with a scissors underwater possible - 34293

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Livid-Ability1653 - 769 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. Chinese live streamer who spends only 3 seconds promoting each product made $18.7m in 7 days - 31812

r/interestingasfuck - u/yo-jin - 2633 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

5. That time a boomer almost smacked her hairstylist - 29256

r/BoomersBeingFools - u/dinosaurscantyoyo - 3093 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

6. Come out of the grocery store to this car on the right. - 28451

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Ivan_Jerkoffski - 2379 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

7. Surprising her with flowers on her birthday - 28099

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Bihema - 290 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

8. This one is really great - 26695

r/BeAmazed - u/martareyes995 - 562 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

9. Early 2000s commercials certainly knew their demographic - 25961

r/Unexpected - u/SomeDudesBackup - 888 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. Just think >>>>>>>>>>. - 25825

r/facepalm - u/OldAppearances - 577 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

11. Thief steals £350K Rolls Royce in 30 seconds using wire antenna to unlock the car. - 25281

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/Extreme-Elevator7128 - 2920 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

12. life's too short for office drama - 25082

r/tumblr - u/TheDustOfMen - 151 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

13. HUMANITY.......? - 24863

r/facepalm - u/ClassicStressz - 453 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

14. Meirl - 23992

r/meirl - u/UsedCap6 - 2751 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

15. Moments before the Tsunami hit in Thailand, 2004 - 23772

r/pics - u/Honeyalmondbagel - 1841 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

16. "Such an action would greatly offend the American public" - 23580

r/facepalm - u/TailungFu - 7539 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

17. Sydney, Australia 🇦🇹 - 23515

r/pics - u/princekiddie - 429 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

18. Just started working from home. My 7yo is brutal. - 21583

r/funny - u/makeupisthedevil - 1133 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

19. We never forget it - 21285

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/emilyblunt2023 - 225 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

20. Dad taps into Ultra Instinct - 20918

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/lagatachilyn - 955 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

21. Show your appreciation with $$$ - 19279

r/clevercomebacks - u/betsyouabeo49 - 432 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

22. Not wearing a mask during COVID-19 health emergency isn’t a free speech right, appeals court says - 18347

r/news - u/AudibleNod - 1371 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

23. I don't tolerate this sh*t either. THAT'S ENOUGH - 18160

r/Unexpected - u/ubiquitousVirtuoso - 455 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

24. Solving the housing crisis! - 17986

r/antiwork - u/IeyasuMcBob - 928 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

25. The Greatest Comeback Story Of Shark Tank History! - 17980

r/BeAmazed - u/Sans010394 - 895 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

26. My sister accidentally left some salt water in her ceramic mug overnight and salt crystals seeped through - 17671

r/mildlyinteresting - u/dragoneerdude - 689 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

27. To have a normal encounter with a cop - 17341

r/therewasanattempt - u/M_N_H_E - 1218 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

28. Advice - 17165

r/shitposting - u/EvenExcitement4694 - 413 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

29. She's having a bad day! - 17081

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/yorocky89A - 591 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

30. Maybe maybe maybe - 16636

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/Ibi828 - 3072 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

31. Taylor Swift takes a 13 minute private jet flight - 15825

r/facepalm - u/ssoap_ - 3679 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

32. small selection of t-pain tweets - 15498

r/popculturechat - u/lavender-girlfriend - 466 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

33. Oh wow - 15384

r/funny - u/missy_mystery06 - 733 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

34. meirl - 15310

r/meirl - u/StrangeSite12 - 629 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

35. TIL that in 2009 the US launched a satellite so secret that no government agency admits to owning it. Even the name, "Palladium at Night", is mysterious. - 14947

r/todayilearned - u/TMWNN - 1146 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

36. Started his diet today, currently pissed - 14401

r/cats - u/snippychicky22 - 272 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

37. He has chosen to be happy. - 14190

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Knight_TheRider - 162 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

38. TIL matt damon and ben affleck wrote a gay oral scene in the good will hunting script to see which executives actually read the script, harvey winstein loved the script but hated the scene which lead them to give him the rights - 13807

r/todayilearned - u/chunqes - 524 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

39. Thats what im talking about - 13687

r/wholesomememes - u/ShiftyPrick - 329 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

40. Taking the spotlight - 13645

r/memes - u/The_Kek_5000 - 432 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

41. I was going to buy the product but then I looked at the reviews... - 13245

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/rober9999 - 345 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

42. Disney+ Drops 1.3 Million Subscribers Amid Price Hike, Streaming Loss Shrinks by $300 Million - 13018

r/technology - u/Magister_Xehanort - 1564 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

43. Convincingly real stunt training for an action film - 12935

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Individual_Book9133 - 402 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

44. Judge denies Trump’s motion for mistrial in E. Jean Carroll defamation case - 12907

r/politics - u/croato87 - 579 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

45. 5'11 at 10 years old. You know which one I am - 12905

r/blunderyears - u/Cryptocurrentay - 667 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

46. 6 year old kiddo gets a warm welcome back after beating leukemia - 12854

r/MadeMeSmile - u/ExactlySorta - 202 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

47. The cop knows how to handle this situation 👍 - 12626

r/BeAmazed - u/nzhmar - 557 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

48. TIL that "Aladdin" was rejected as an entry for the Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar, due to the sheer amount of dialogue Robin Williams improvised. - 12190

r/todayilearned - u/Username_Is_TakenF - 228 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

49. Lyrics - 12054

r/comics - u/Pizzacakecomic - 387 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

50. meirl - 11620

r/meirl - u/Some-Coach-5044 - 121 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

51. Reaganomics Impact: Widening Divides - 11163

r/WorkReform - u/Junior_guy87 - 266 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

52. We brought the 14th Amendment lawsuit that barred Trump from the CO ballot. Tomorrow, we defend that victory before the Supreme Court. Ask Us Anything. - 11081

r/politics - u/citizensforethics - 1169 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

53. Good massage at massage parlor - 10914

r/Unexpected - u/Late_One_716 - 281 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

54. Exclusive: Tucker Carlson could face sanctions over Putin interview - 10760

r/inthenews - u/AlertTangerine - 1607 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

55. Project Veritas admits there was no evidence of election fraud at Pennsylvania post office in 2020 - 10536

r/politics - u/m0nkry - 381 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

56. US drone strike kills Iran-aligned militia leader in Baghdad - 10476

r/worldnews - u/Ralphieman - 1081 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

57. TIL that after John Lennon's murder, Keith Richards, who was a few miles south of the Dakota at the time, got his own gun and was searching through the streets for the killer - 10406

r/todayilearned - u/Sensitive_Deal_6363 - 483 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

58. After I broke up with my first boyfriend I made my best friend take a bunch of pictures of me in Kroger and titled the post “single girl things.” 🫠 What? - 10121

r/blunderyears - u/yelloooowwwww - 392 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

59. Thank you - 9950

r/MadeMeSmile - u/itsokayyoucanlaugh - 703 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

60. jrDevVsMachineLearning - 9807

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/dstori - 279 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

61. [Request] Given that pi is infinitely long and doesn't loop anywhere, is there any chance of this sequence appearing somewhere down the digits? - 9693

r/theydidthemath - u/moskovskiy - 919 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

62. A large boulder the size of a small boulder - 9546

r/facepalm - u/Profile-Filthy253 - 235 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

63. Who wants to go to Evil City! - 9422

r/tumblr - u/sourcoated - 219 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

64. Our driving class teacher is never on time - she should be here for 20 minutes already - 9336

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Olya_roo - 329 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

65. This Spiderman stop motion by one guy in his apartment. - 9247

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Elluminated - 193 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

66. It is all connected - 9133

r/PrequelMemes - u/K-jun1117 - 65 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

67. Welcome to our platform 🤗 - 9054

r/facepalm - u/xdlmaoxdxd1 - 1016 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

68. Make the worthless worth less - 9002

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ExactlySorta - 515 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

69. Birb celebrating birthday🥳🥳🎉🎉🎊🎊 - 8927

r/Awww - u/urmomsloosevag - 117 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

70. Did Not Expect Drake's Breakfast Sausage This Morning. - 8906

r/dankmemes - u/SimpleButFun - 208 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

71. İ̷͖t̶͔̃'̶̧̍s̴͔̎ ̷̗̾H̸̹́ǘ̵̹n̶̯̋t̷̻͂i̵̞̚n̶̺̈g̶̮̈́ - 8504

r/comics - u/CrazyGnomenclature - 202 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

72. Jail fight - 8486

r/JeffArcuri - u/Smartastic - 110 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

73. well he is right - 8438

r/technicallythetruth - u/aapka_acha_bacha - 48 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

74. Spare the last pick for your local toplaner. - 8172

r/LeagueOfMemes - u/Serbian_Monkey - 295 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

75. You can run them anywhere - 8093

r/pcmasterrace - u/TeflonGr - 253 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

76. His dumbassiness has no boundaries. - 8079

r/clevercomebacks - u/emilyblunt2023 - 873 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

77. Twitch chat in real life - 7897

r/tumblr - u/rickjamesbich - 119 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

78. House Republicans Have Total Meltdown After Trump’s Immunity Loss - 7895

r/NewsOfTheStupid - u/lil_corgi - 718 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

79. Just saw the Drake leak video - 7890

r/shitposting - u/Dr_B4leckouille - 375 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

80. Yours sincerely, - 7834

r/PoliticalHumor - u/Efficient_Sky5173 - 221 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

81. Steven Yeun is an amazing actor - 7713

r/toptalent - u/JP070791 - 263 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

82. Oldest trick in the book - 7622

r/HolUp - u/tppiel - 109 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

83. After eating Chipotle for 500 days, an Ohio man says he's ready for something new - 7591

r/nottheonion - u/MsBluffy - 546 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

84. Mother and her kids who were held at gunpoint and handcuffed by Aurora police, reach $1.9 million settlement. - 7509

r/PublicFreakout - u/real-m-f-in-talk - 665 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

85. I love Futurama - 7476

r/wholesomememes - u/Rhapsody_Super_Girl - 298 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

86. Mexico overtakes China as the leading source of goods imported to US - 7455

r/worldnews - u/3baechu - 402 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

87. Shaq o'neal and Simone Biles - 7345

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/BLACKBURN16 - 391 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

88. Filming shipropes tightening - 7340

r/SweatyPalms - u/TheSoulsTard - 475 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

89. To be an edgelord Prime Minister whilst the mother of a murdered transgender teen sits in the audience - 7134

r/therewasanattempt - u/nippydart - 849 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

90. Oops - 6928

r/facepalm - u/Jacqueline_Matheny - 1006 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

91. 'Lied under oath in my courtroom': Judge Engoron email suggests massive penalty for Trump - 6905

r/inthenews - u/Unhappy_Earth1 - 301 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

92. ? - 6731

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke - u/icaruslaughsashefell - 609 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

93. Sodie Pop - 6615

r/HolUp - u/Only-Highlights - 359 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

94. The pressure dockline ropes are under😱 - 6410

r/BeAmazed - u/nzhmar - 444 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

95. This Earthquake bed looks so awesome - 6379

r/interestingasfuck - u/Acrobatic_Energy_750 - 1312 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

96. Thank goodness he was there to help her! - 6346

r/Unexpected - u/mfairview - 375 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

97. To exercise their first amendment rights. - 6253

r/therewasanattempt - u/Lonely-Greybeard - 321 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

98. Saving a young nurse shark - 6122

r/HumansBeingBros - u/westcoastcdn19 - 104 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

99. As a historian, this is 100% what being on Tumblr feels like - 6022

r/CuratedTumblr - u/amauberge - 456 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

100. IRS says it will collect $560 billion more from rich tax cheats thanks to Inflation Reduction Act - 5986

r/politics - u/Infidel8 - 206 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

101. Everyone at work insists on using their own roll. - 5839

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/SgtSavage1106 - 339 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

102. Good boi :) - 5756

r/Eyebleach - u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U - 62 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

103. In this your weakness, guys? - 5707

r/pcmasterrace - u/cinlung - 414 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

104. I can't believe y'all made plans and didn't invite me! - 5597

r/WitchesVsPatriarchy - u/HistrionicSlut - 121 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

105. It was 20 years ago today that Dave Chappelle impersonated Rick James and said so many iconic lines a generation will be saying for the rest of their lives - 5561

r/nostalgia - u/Son-of-Prophet - 481 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

106. Me, a crystal shop owner, taking notes on how to run a business accordingly ✍️ - 5505

r/WitchesVsPatriarchy - u/The_Kyojuro_Rengoku - 45 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

107. Remembering Kendrick: A Heartfelt Tribute - 5486

r/wholesomememes - u/Large-Dare5321 - 186 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

108. 🗣 Community notes - 5346

r/shitposting - u/luxusbuerg - 25 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

109. Ngl, it made me smile - 5342

r/MadeMeSmile - u/CunningKingLius - 89 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

110. Disney Invests 1.5B in Epic Games - 5251

r/gaming - u/BigT232 - 650 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

111. The Americans deserve to know the other side of the story! - 5247

r/facepalm - u/EvelKros - 577 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

112. 2004: My very low-rise jeans at a family event. I was 18, and my boss reprimanded me for my persistent “whale tail” display (a là Paris Hilton) while stocking shelves. - 5239

r/blunderyears - u/Additional_Host6994 - 361 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

113. 🗿 - 5217

r/shitposting - u/nickahballs - 219 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

114. Should taxes be raised? - 5184

r/FluentInFinance - u/YOU_ARE_MY_FRIENDS - 541 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

115. Got cancelled on reddit yesterday - 5112

r/notinteresting - u/squidreverend256 - 467 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

116. Stealing multiple IPhones in broad daylight - 5062

r/PublicFreakout - u/Romano16 - 1453 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

117. Rona McDaniel out as RNC Chair after Trump throws her under the bus - 4989

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/Jessilaurn - 456 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

118. Systematic erasure of Byzantine heritage by the Turkish State - 4865

r/europe - u/ajtheshutterbug - 584 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

119. Deranged cop finally gets fired - 4863

r/PublicFreakout - u/Partner-Subdued388 - 345 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

120. Which game is this for you? - 4570

r/memes - u/Nickulator95 - 946 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

121. "None of these candidates" ☠️ - 4526

r/facepalm - u/Sami1398 - 225 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

122. "Which 4* should I pick?" - 4486

r/Genshin_Impact - u/Kaedead - 483 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

123. A true scholar. - 4433

r/shitposting - u/jetstream-sam-gaming - 88 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

124. RYAN COHEN on twitter - 4349

r/Superstonk - u/4four7 - 316 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

125. ray, my 25 year old blind boy is loafing again aaaaa - 4343

r/cats - u/kayemil - 188 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

126. Ye, formerly Kanye West, and his wife, Bianca, walking through the rain in their attires. - 4326

r/pics - u/Lifegoesonforever - 1030 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

127. Guten Tag - 4241

r/meme - u/Xortun - 130 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

128. Palworld Update (Steam v0.1.4.1, Xbox v0.1.1.4) - 4189

r/Palworld - u/xeio87 - 771 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

129. [UPDATE] I think I've killed myself - 4125

r/TrueOffMyChest - u/KonKami123 - 489 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

130. Apple is a 3 trillion dollar company - 4032

r/antiwork - u/rhinocerosjockey - 335 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

131. I added a float valve to my coffee maker and hooked it up to an inline filter from the refrigerator line - 3929

r/DIY - u/eyehartraydio - 718 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

132. What? - 3924

r/ExplainTheJoke - u/battleaxworier - 71 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

133. Instagram vs reality - 3728

r/SipsTea - u/Megan-The-Wolf - 47 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

134. mum? im scared... - 3702

r/oddlyterrifying - u/Parqcxsm69 - 278 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

135. [@decalspotters] UPDATE: Stake has been removed from the team's website. - 3541

r/formula1 - u/chu1u - 500 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

136. Updates on Tabby in the ICU - 3474

r/cats - u/Zestyclose-Try-787 - 225 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

137. Hard work pays off guys! Don’t give up! - 3014

r/technicallythetruth - u/Shelter-Ill464 - 44 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

138. Anya's MV got Copyrighted... by herself - 3006

r/Hololive - u/V-Faction - 61 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

139. He double checked - 2907

r/SipsTea - u/Itsbirty - 157 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

140. Rough in the streets, rough in the sheets - 2760

r/Animemes - u/SpectralVoodoo - 141 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

141. Some jokes write themselves. - 2748

r/meme - u/sufficientlight19 - 205 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

142. Painfully true - 2672

r/FunnyandSad - u/Garbage_Admi478 - 177 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

143. Saving lying sheep 😆 - 2598

r/Satisfyingasfuck - u/AdOutrageous768 - 146 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

144. Either this Chinese Amazon seller's translation software got confused or they are targeting a very specific demographic for their phone cases - 2061

r/mildlyinteresting - u/SpawnDC5 - 63 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

145. “Highest rated safety locks money can buy” - 1417

r/fixedbytheduet - u/SensitiveYoghurt9196 - 59 Comments - Top position achieved: 25