top-of-reddit/2024/09/09-05-2024.md

1. JD Vance telling Americans today that school shootings are just a fact of life - 64164

r/pics - u/Mamacrass - 5604 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

2. In Candyman, the scene where Tony Todd had bees flying out of his mouth were REAL BEES. Todd only agreed to do the scene if they pay him a $1000 for every bee sting. After they were done shooting the scene, Todd was $23,000 richer. - 52964

r/interestingasfuck - u/CoffeeJoseph - 728 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

3. Fibonacci's repost, day 25 | If this gets at least 75025 upvotes, then tomorrow I'll upload a screenshot of today's post and yesterday's post - 52273

r/mathmemes - u/uvero - 576 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

4. Madlad Dad - 50894

r/madlads - u/Paradoxbox00 - 139 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

5. A fox is a canid and somewhat related to dogs. Yet they cannot bark exactly like them. This is a fox who grew up with a dog. - 46292

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/HORROR_VIBE_OFFICIAL - 1162 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

6. Brazilian paralympic swimmer Gabriel Araujo born with short legs and no arms obliterates the field in the 100m backstroke - 44327

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/uchman365 - 1408 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

7. German carnival parade floats featuring Trump - 42945

r/pics - u/wrapityup - 3579 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

8. Demolition of Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City. - 42898

r/pics - u/-random-name- - 1231 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

9. Trump telling a crowd in Iowa “we have to get over it” one day after a Iowa school shooting - 41387

r/pics - u/Loud-Ad-2280 - 3213 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

10. Is there a better silent background joke than Michael adding sugar to diet coke? - 39890

r/funny - u/vancouver2pricy - 780 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

11. Don't have many people to tell and need to boast so reddit meet baby LJ - 37894

r/MadeMeSmile - u/fightmilk5905 - 1666 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

12. It’s never changes - 37084

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/ThisGonnaHurt - 1680 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

13. His downfall should be studied - 36945

r/memes - u/braveen10 - 960 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

14. Greta Thunberg arrested yesterday during protest in Denmark - 35754

r/pics - u/Sami1398 - 5926 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

15. How the hell was he able to steal it? - 33899

r/clevercomebacks - u/Lord_Answer_me_Why - 2612 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

16. thatsEvil - 33540

r/ProgrammerHumor - u/Green____cat - 396 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

17. Tried to take a cute picture of a couple enjoying a romantic evening - 33329

r/funny - u/ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME - 480 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

18. This cannot be legal.. how do you limit a child’s bathroom use - 32932

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/LarryFieri - 3330 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

19. MAMCZARZ Lukasz (Poland) high jump attempt - 32835

r/nextfuckinglevel - u/Ani_HArsh - 309 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

20. Dashcam footage of an Earthquake - 32435

r/interestingasfuck - u/sreeragag7 - 1274 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

21. You Shall Not Pass - 32008

r/comics - u/Miles_the_new_kid - 380 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

22. DEMAND JUSTICE FOR MASON - 31985

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/Head-Selection-1415 - 603 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

23. Kevin Hart high as hell watching tennis - 31607

r/funny - u/half-ton-J - 591 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

24. Neo-Nazi, Ex-Trump Dinner Guest, Nick Fuentes Bitterly Rages At Trump For Admitting He Lost 2020 Election: ‘Would have been good to know that before 1,600 people got charged’ - 31337

r/inthenews - u/T_Shurt - 1483 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

25. One had a toy gun and the other had a AR-15 rifle Tamir Rice should still be alive - 31246

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/CantStopPoppin - 702 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

26. What? - 30438

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/MoreMotivation - 2431 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

27. This Really Blew My Mind, Honestly - 30012

r/olympics - u/Jinxedlad - 357 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

28. I just love how Andor managed to make one Tie-fighter terrifying. - 29920

r/StarWars - u/Embarrassed_Day_1873 - 1298 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

29. Being your own worse enemy. - 28714

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid - u/ostervan - 919 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

30. My teeny little foster void finally hit one pound today! Here she is fighting a carrot. - 28702

r/blackcats - u/Vast_Plant_1681 - 500 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

31. One kiss is all it takes - 28313

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Bennet123 - 332 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

32. Ordered the garden avocado toast from Panera, and got this… - 27647

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Fazazzle - 2120 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

33. TIL that until earlier this year it was legal for apartments in Austin, Texas to have no windows, and that landlords often didn't disclose this in advertisements - 27551

r/todayilearned - u/StormyTrumpy - 972 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

34. Russian Asset Tim Pool - 25994

r/AdviceAnimals - u/Bozo_dubbed_over - 1170 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

35. 31 years ago today we found each other. A teenage pregnancy, med school, raising kids, losing loved ones, life in general, and yet this man still gives me butterflies - 25886

r/OldSchoolCool - u/theNavidsonretort - 850 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

36. Maybe maybe maybe - 25727

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/joyfulmysticxx - 795 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

37. guy who Ratio'd Andrew Tate cant stop winning - 25343

r/MurderedByWords - u/FormerlyShawnHawaii - 959 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

38. Then imagine what Trump is getting - 24339

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/ExactlySorta - 686 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

39. We need to talk about how Clarence Thomas is totally telling Donald’s lawyers what to argue. Again, a Supreme Court “justice” is advising lawyers how to argue a case. - 24238

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/Ok_Acadia3526 - 559 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

40. Japan, just Japan. - 24185

r/BeAmazed - u/tonyrodriguezrs - 516 Comments - Top position achieved: 6

41. Destruction recorded by UN convey - 23534

r/interestingasfuck - u/Alsharefee - 6919 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

42. Seriously who the hell uses that - 23119

r/memes - u/ValT3K - 37 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

43. Jack Smith Files Mystery Sealed Document in Donald Trump Case - 22568

r/politics - u/carppydiem - 1638 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

44. Father of Georgia school shooting suspect told investigators he purchased gun as holiday present for son, sources say - 22477

r/news - u/Mentirosa - 2395 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

45. DOJ Bombshell Alleges MAGA Media Group Is Backed by Russian Money - 22444

r/politics - u/thesmokingchairdtcom - 953 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

46. easily one of my stupidest comics: [OC] - 21674

r/comics - u/Elegant_Win_4850 - 214 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

47. Gee, why didn't anyone else think of that? - 21531

r/facepalm - u/Tiberius_Jim - 1918 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

48. (OC) - 21348

r/comics - u/kwelts1 - 253 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

49. I'm taking meta posting to strange new places - 20934

r/simpsonsshitposting - u/soberonlife - 163 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

50. Tim Pool, in Miami, in the middle of summer - 20388

r/PoliticalHumor - u/dreamcastfanboy34 - 1227 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

51. My kid told me "Mom, I LOVED my sandwich today!!" I opened his lunch box and: - 20336

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/togostarman - 860 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

52. Spider fully wrapping a wasp in a minute - 20207

r/interestingasfuck - u/CuriousWanderer567 - 1631 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

53. This vending machine in Berlin gives you random undelivered packages. - 19709

r/mildlyinteresting - u/lucide8 - 395 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

54. His genes didnt even try - 19595

r/rareinsults - u/iwantGlock - 498 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

55. How I woke up to see my car this morning... - 19581

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/Trippin_Witty - 1105 Comments - Top position achieved: 7

56. Someone surrendered an axolotl to my job this morning - 19521

r/mildlyinteresting - u/coffeandbaconog - 414 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

57. meirl - 19039

r/meirl - u/Bitter-Gur-4613 - 103 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

58. She's 18 and still looks like a kitten - 19022

r/cats - u/LSDummy - 243 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

59. We need to talk about how his brain is total mush at this point - 18919

r/facepalm - u/thenewyorkgod - 1759 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

60. Advertisers plan to withdraw from X in record numbers - 18558

r/technology - u/Hrmbee - 1133 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

61. meirl - 18101

r/meirl - u/sipthestreets - 179 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

62. Charles Barkley keeps $1M promise after 2 New Orleans students solve Pythagorean Theorem - 18003

r/news - u/Silent-Resort-3076 - 594 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

63. Surprise Surprise! - 17813

r/facepalm - u/Quick-Cod6978 - 829 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

64. My legs after mowing my lawn while it was still wet - 17412

r/Wellthatsucks - u/Fickle-Supermarket16 - 1731 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

65. Trump Bombs His Big Economic Speech - 17111

r/politics - u/armchairmegalomaniac - 1647 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

66. Finally a good reply to the shitty key/lock metaphor. - 17078

r/clevercomebacks - u/mstknb - 821 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

67. When considering adoption... - 17057

r/oddlyspecific - u/LovingFawnx - 596 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

68. Honk - 16757

r/madlads - u/Green____cat - 112 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

69. Guess what?! He’s broke. - 16509

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - u/GuiltyBathroom9385 - 1398 Comments - Top position achieved: 5

70. This is one of the most emotional videos that made me cry. Dad discovers his daughter has anonymously donated a kidney, bringing him to tears - 16138

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Cosmic-Chen - 788 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

71. Our Mojo turns 20 in six days. I love rubbing my cheek on his soft face and smelling his head. - 15703

r/rarepuppers - u/Dr_Ponzu - 211 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

72. ".. and every day after that" - 15624

r/technicallythetruth - u/fancybarbiexo - 304 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

73. Men will be men - 15346

r/Unexpected - u/EzzyyPeezy - 194 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

74. TIL Key West declared independence from the United States in 1982, then declared war, then immediately surrendered to apply for foreign aid, after being frustrated by the lack of response from the US government to complaints about a roadblock. - 15321

r/todayilearned - u/amatulic - 306 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

75. "This weekend's plans? Oh, not much, just eating a self-heating bento at 300 kph past Mt. Fuji." - 15087

r/BeAmazed - u/starstarstar42 - 1004 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

76. Surprise for a dad who lost his dog and best friend - 15021

r/MadeMeSmile - u/rCarmar - 275 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

77. Worst feeling ever!!! - 14883

r/meme - u/CutieeeHannah - 102 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

78. Uncle slept in my room while i was at a friend’s house and did this in my bed?? - 14761

r/mildlyinfuriating - u/StormedFuture - 2689 Comments - Top position achieved: 1

79. Challenge completed! - 14410

r/clevercomebacks - u/Green____cat - 566 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

80. Ask The Right Question! - 14401

r/WorkReform - u/zzill6 - 323 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

81. Judge in Trump’s Jan. 6 case says it won’t be delayed by upcoming presidential election - 14243

r/politics - u/plz-let-me-in - 395 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

82. When you reach 100 years old in Barbados, you get a stamp in your honour. - 14118

r/interesting - u/Green____cat - 189 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

83. me_irl - 13460

r/me_irl - u/DevianceSX - 91 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

84. Don't know what's her name, but it's amazing - 13252

r/awesome - u/That_Arm3798 - 386 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

85. Walter is anxious at the vet:/ - 12780

r/blackcats - u/walterdodo - 415 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

86. Woah there, big word I wasn't prepared for - 12636

r/NonPoliticalTwitter - u/TheWebsploiter - 390 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

87. Something's can't be explained - 12544

r/madlads - u/sipthestreets - 90 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

88. Maybe maybe maybe - 12497

r/maybemaybemaybe - u/pratham_gajbhiye - 174 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

89. Elon Musk is nervous.. - 12489

r/facepalm - u/javelin3000 - 1586 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

90. (Zac Snyder, 2008) - 12332

r/shittymoviedetails - u/KennKennyKenKen - 547 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

91. Putin claims Russia will support Harris in US elections - 12182

r/worldnews - u/TeaLoverUA - 2880 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

92. Editing level skills 1000% - 11880

r/rareinsults - u/sugardreams49 - 41 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

93. 72 million year old dinosaur egg found in China with intact embryo inside - 11693

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/FaiiryEnergizzer - 400 Comments - Top position achieved: 10

94. John "Totalbiscuit" Bain homage in the W40k: Space Marine 2 Credits - 11541

r/gaming - u/Tiucaner - 675 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

95. That’s so cute - 11432

r/BeAmazed - u/Lewis__Gaspar - 94 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

96. TIL Alcohol isn't allowed on the International Space Station. It's not banned purely for intoxication or health risk. It's banned because alcohol is a volatile compound which can damage the ISS' water filtration system. NASA also bans mouthwash, aftershave and perfumes for this same reason. - 11238

r/todayilearned - u/TapTheMic - 392 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

97. Update: WIBTAH if I break off my engagement because of his new views about women - 11013

r/AITAH - u/Ataraxic-Metanoia - 1510 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

98. Update - AITAH for rethinking having a child with my wife because of what I found out about her dad? - 10856

r/AITAH - u/Left_Art_8812 - 441 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

99. The Old Internet heroes - 10846

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/ShaanJohari1 - 548 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

100. Certified one right here - 10750

r/madlads - u/sipthestreets - 49 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

101. Why did they do us like this... - 10749

r/memes - u/pop94591 - 205 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

102. 'It's unbearable': French woman testifies in case of husband, 50 men accused of raping her - 10698

r/news - u/lala_b11 - 333 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

103. Timmy Pool is Gonna Go Through Some Stuff - 10657

r/agedlikemilk - u/LordMoos3 - 333 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

104. Ugandan Olympic athlete dies after being severely burned by her partner over a land dispute - 10361

r/news - u/VeryPerry1120 - 50 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

105. Great job dad - 9903

r/BeAmazed - u/tonyrodriguezrs - 68 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

106. Bill Gates: ‘If I designed the tax system, I would be tens of billions poorer - 9665

r/FluentInFinance - u/LurkerFromTheVoid - 1408 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

107. Linkin Park Selects Emily Armstrong as Singer, Plots Tour and Album - 9540

r/Music - u/Edm_vanhalen1981 - 1967 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

108. Trump Lawyer Corrects Self After Saying Clarence Thomas 'Directed' Defense - 9491

r/politics - u/AgileInformation3646 - 324 Comments - Top position achieved: 3

109. No team needs a corner that bad - 9480

r/BlackPeopleTwitter - u/ThisGonnaHurt - 246 Comments - Top position achieved: 8

110. [OC] Had a rough day and my co-workers saw me crying..I came back to this - 9422

r/MadeMeSmile - u/mushyflower - 166 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

111. [Most satisfying movie ending?

I’ll start:](http://reddit.com/r/moviecritic/comments/1f9ptyg/most_satisfying_movie_ending_ill_start/) - 9241

r/moviecritic - u/Acrobatic_Knee_4769 - 1463 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

112. Buenos Aires, Argentina, after the World Cup final - 9035

r/Damnthatsinteresting - u/katie_cherry7 - 255 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

113. After seeing Wi-Fi network named “STINKY,” Navy found hidden Starlink dish on US warship To be fair, it's hard to live without Wi-Fi. - 8838

r/technology - u/Robert-Nogacki - 617 Comments - Top position achieved: 14

114. Treating a human head the way a globe is treated by the Mercator projection - 8485

r/interestingasfuck - u/TheMegaSage - 190 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

115. What the actual fuck. - 8397

r/Wellthatsucks - u/Bitter-Gur-4613 - 1698 Comments - Top position achieved: 4

116. As promised, here's the VA for Withers begging us to stop putting tits on him - 8381

r/okbuddybaldur - u/heyitsjdot - 228 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

117. To insult someone’s intelligence - 8190

r/therewasanattempt - u/DesignLongjumping818 - 123 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

118. DOJ Bombshell Alleges MAGA Media Group Is Backed by Russian Money - 8071

r/inthenews - u/Unhappy_Earth1 - 210 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

119. The cosplay medic, not all heroes wear capes. - 7997

r/Chadtopia - u/uncomfortableiterati - 106 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

120. TIL Jeff Bridges refused to kiss Winona Ryder during the movie Fearless because she looked too young. - 7937

r/todayilearned - u/PM_ME_YOUR_FAV_HIKE - 397 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

121. Recapping the current political discourse on the right - 7605

r/PoliticalHumor - u/Pessimist2020 - 278 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

122. Olympic athlete Rebecca Cheptegei dies after being set on fire by her former boyfriend - 7506

r/Fauxmoi - u/rishcast - 416 Comments - Top position achieved: 16

123. Lol :d - 7470

r/SipsTea - u/BlackieBumBum - 337 Comments - Top position achieved: 11

124. Trolling Trump Supporters on bridge - 7396

r/PublicFreakout - u/gravityVT - 422 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

125. AITAH? I want a divorce - 7243

r/AITAH - u/Temporary_Wealth_534 - 2238 Comments - Top position achieved: 19

126. TIL: After his death, it was revealed that Stan Lee, famous Marvel Comics writer, suffered Elder Abuse from various handlers and family members who alienated him from the other part of his family and fired his accountants, lawyers, and caretakers that have been with him for decades. - 7196

r/todayilearned - u/Flares117 - 152 Comments - Top position achieved: 2

127. Kitty trying to get up - 7176

r/aww - u/IndependentJello7704 - 74 Comments - Top position achieved: 13

128. 'Don't Joke About Our Red Lines,' Russia Warns US - 6968

r/worldnews - u/BothZookeepergame612 - 862 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

129. In 1980 the FBI formed a fake company and attempted to bribe members of congress. Nearly 25% of those tested accepted the bribe, and were convicted - 6930

r/ThatsInsane - u/Green____cat - 321 Comments - Top position achieved: 20

130. TIL hat Richard Pryor's off-screen drug issues cost both him and Gene Wilder a major success. They were originally set to star as the leads in Trading Places - 6681

r/todayilearned - u/NYstate - 235 Comments - Top position achieved: 21

131. The duality of man - 6300

r/Steam - u/9999s - 420 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

132. A great teacher... - 6260

r/BeAmazed - u/StarryIce77 - 98 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

133. Official Poster for ‘Will & Harper’ - Will Ferrell and his close friend, former head writer at SNL, Harper Steele embark on a cross-country road trip together after Harper comes out as a trans woman. - 6259

r/movies - u/MarvelsGrantMan136 - 534 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

134. He definitely deserved it - 6203

r/Unexpected - u/Violett_Twiirl - 142 Comments - Top position achieved: 9

135. Gobert responds to Shaq: “It is sad to see someone that has accomplished as much as you did @SHAQ both in sport and business still be triggered by another man’s finances and accomplishments. I get the entertainment part but unlike other folks, you don’t need that stuff to stay relevant.” - 5925

r/nba - u/SometimesIComplain - 1086 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

136. Admit it - 5714

r/wallstreetbets - u/kvmcc - 144 Comments - Top position achieved: 22

137. On horny character designs - 5366

r/CuratedTumblr - u/Downtown-Book3105 - 230 Comments - Top position achieved: 23

138. Right Wing influencers were allegedly peddling Russian propaganda to millions of internet users. - 5349

r/UkraineWarVideoReport - u/JailTrumpTheCrook - 675 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

139. Bruce Willis’ daughter, Scout, shares a touching video of her and dad clasping hands - 5302

r/MadeMeSmile - u/Cosmic-Chen - 195 Comments - Top position achieved: 15

140. You can tell he’s really grateful: - 5187

r/HappyWoofGifs - u/Julie_Logue - 70 Comments - Top position achieved: 18

141. he found her him - 4834

r/SipsTea - u/-------7654321 - 231 Comments - Top position achieved: 24

142. Spicer's "Waste of Oxygen" failed the English language once more! - 4456

r/clevercomebacks - u/OddballLouLou - 123 Comments - Top position achieved: 25

143. Young voters aged 18-24 in German Thuringia overwhelmingly voted far-right AfD - 4329

r/europe - u/HolstenerLiesel - 1342 Comments - Top position achieved: 17

144. RFK Jr. rips Harris, says president should be able to ‘put together’ sentence in English - 3930

r/nottheonion - u/reddits_lead_pervert - 623 Comments - Top position achieved: 12

145. Ladies and Gentlemen, Tim Pool. Hours after being outed as a Russian Propagandist, Tim suddenly supports Ukrainian. - 3454

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - u/Sunni_tzu - 383 Comments - Top position achieved: 17